"Damn, you're half an hour late, and you kid dare to walk in so arrogantly. Ying Xiaochuan has good ears, and as soon as he sat down, he heard the muttering of the thin monkey at six o'clock.

606 This group of fox friends and dog friends have a deep fate, they were drawn by lot in a dormitory, and they must be together in the English test, so that no one has the blessing of cheating with anyone.

"Lao Ying, why are you only here now? Do you have an answer?" This is Lu Yiyang in the direction of nine o'clock.

Ying Xiaochuan was just about to go back, when he saw the invigilator on the podium walking down at him with a paper.

Ying Xiaochuan immediately shut his mouth, and the invigilator put the paper on his desk, and warned him with his eyes by the way.

Invigilator: Boy, you've become my focus.

Thin Monkey, Lu Yiyang, and Wang Ce at twelve o'clock respectively exchanged a sad look, which was more than heartbroken, and then lay on the table in a collapsed state, falling into despair.

Finished. The last bit of hope was dashed. It's all over.

out of interest.

Ying Xiaochuan rolled his eyes, shook the test paper and laid it down, then opened the pen and seriously wrote a row of words with exquisite strokes on the line of his name.

The reason why he is so solemn is because this is the only place where he can get a full score on the whole test paper, so he is particularly careful about the strokes of each font.

Now that I'm done, it's time to get down to business.

Usually, Ying Xiaochuan's unwarranted self-confidence will start to crumble from the first multiple-choice question, fill in the blanks will start to crumble, and his reading comprehension will crumble into slag, and when it comes to writing the essay, he will enter the stage of being on the verge of death.

But today, when Ying Xiaochuan saw the first multiple-choice question, his face changed, it was the kind of change that he couldn't believe.

Isn't the right way to open it is that you know me and I don't know you? Why do you know me and I know you?

Why does this English test paper suddenly look so good?

I'm not in a dream, am I?

Ying Xiaochuan grabbed the test paper, frowned, and swept it from beginning to end with a serious face, and then put it down silently and heavily.

Did the Da Luo Immortal manifest?

The questions on this test paper turned out to be all the ones he had reviewed during the bad make-up last night, and more importantly, every English word that was familiar when separated and unfamiliar when combined, at this moment, it was like being opened up to the second pulse of Ren Du, and it was clearly imprinted in his mind!

Which option should be filled in the blank, almost no need to think, the brain reacts directly!

Ying Xiaochuan's heart swelled with an indescribable ecstasy.

On the podium, the invigilator's eyes have been staring at Ying Xiaochuan, who is behaving strangely, Liu Zheng has already greeted him in private and asked him to monitor this Ying Xiaochuan well.

Now he is waiting for Ying Xiaochuan to make a move, and then come and get the stolen goods!

But obviously, Ying Xiaochuan was going to let him down.

I saw Ying Xiaochuan excitedly let out an exclamation, buried himself in writing the question, and if he had divine help, he would finish one side after another, just like being possessed by a super scholar.

No, no, no, how can a super student make up for the exam? And Liu Zheng said that this kid is a real scumbag.

The invigilator couldn't believe his eyes more and more, if he hadn't seen Ying Xiaochuan's face full of confidence and the strategizing light revealed in his eyes, he couldn't help but wonder if this kid was scribbling.

Time passed minute by minute, and when the last English word was written, a satisfied smile appeared on the corner of Ying Xiaochuan's mouth.

……

The bell for the end of the exam rang slowly.

Ying Xiaochuan calmly handed in the papers in the suspicious eyes of the invigilator, and then walked out of the examination room with a few fox friends and returned to the 606 dormitory.

"Lao Tzu wrote the last English word at the last second, it feels really cool, explosive, and exciting!" Ma Liang shouted excitedly with his fingers up.

"Lao Ying, I was not wrong just now, right? You actually wrote the entire composition paper!" Lu Yiyang hooked Ying Xiaochuan's neck and smiled evilly, "I said that you kid won't use the above reading comprehension as his own writing material, right?"

This caused several people to laugh.

"Get up!" Ying Xiaochuan shrugged his shoulders and shook Lu Yiyang's arm down, raised his eyebrows and snorted, "What do you know, this is called strength, real people don't show their faces." ”

"Come on, Brother Xiaochuan, in our scumbag dormitory, can we not know how much strength you have?" Wang Ce sat on the stool and took off his shoes, and said with a straight face: "Brother Xiaochuan, did you know the answer in advance, so the exam was only half an hour late?"

"No, I don't know anything. ”

"That's over, I can copy all your answers, Yingzi, I won't be killed by you, right?" Ma Liang screamed, waw wow screamed.

Ying Xiaochuan picked up Wang Ce's shoes and smashed them in Ma Liang's face without saying a word, "I can't kill you, I risk death to let you copy the answer, and I'm worried about being dragged into the water by Lao Tzu, bastard." ”

Ma Liang caught the shoes, the tiger's body was shocked, and said, "Brothers, let's talk seriously." I thought that with our strength, this make-up exam must be useless, otherwise, according to what we said before, doesn't Liu Zheng's old bald donkey love money?"

Lu Yiyang understood in seconds, "You mean, use money to settle the old bald donkey?"

"What can be settled with money can be called a matter?"

"Yes, Lao Lu, you know me. Ma Liang clapped his hands and looked at Wang Ce, the financial director of the 606 dormitory, "Old Wang, what do you say?"

Wang Ce nodded, "Brother Liang, you just decide, I'll listen to you." ”

Ying Xiaochuan leaned back on the bed and crossed Erlang's legs, and answered without being salty: "Send money, how much are you going to give?"

"One thousand per person is enough, right? One thousand for a graduation certificate, this is not a loss. ”

"I'm a waste of giving that old bald donkey a dime, and I'll pay back a thousand, isn't LOL's new skin pretty?

"Yingzi, you can't say that. The old bald donkey can't compare with the game, but aren't we forced to be helpless? Do you think that we will stay here for four years, spend more than 100,000 or 200,000 yuan, and finally get a certificate of completion and go back, will we be ashamed?

Ying Xiaochuan smiled slightly and interrupted Ma Liang's words, "Liangzi, have you copied all the answers I wrote for you?"

"That's a must. Ma Liang replied proudly.

The proctor's vaunted proctoring skills are nothing to mention under the concerted cheating of the 606 dormitory.

"What about you?" Ying Xiaochuan looked at the other two.

Wang Ce: "I copied Brother Liang's." ”

Lu Yiyang: "I also copied it all, so what's wrong?"

"Then you're worried. Ying Xiaochuan rolled his eyes and said very calmly: "I tell you, this time I will keep you safe." ”

"Really?"

Several people looked at each other, but one or two of them said they didn't believe it.

"When did I lie to you? Can't you just give a little face and believe me?" Ying Xiaochuan, who was questioned, felt that his self-esteem had been hit slightly.

Ma Liang hesitated for a moment, and then said, "That's okay, I've known Yingzi for so many years, and he hasn't deceived me yet, so I'll believe you this time." ”

Wang Ce and Lu Yiyang's two wall grasses fell to one side in unison.

Ying Xiaochuan couldn't cry or laugh.

Ma Liang touched his thin belly, "Okay, let's not talk about this, it's almost time for dinner, let's eat, the cafeteria will be full in a while." ”

"You guys go first, I'll come back later. Ying Xiaochuan signaled that he still had something to do.

"Okay. ”

This is also a common thing in normal times, Ma Liang didn't think much about it, and went out to the cafeteria after greeting Lu Yiyang and Wang Ce.

As soon as they walked out of the dormitory, the chatterbox of several people opened.

Lu Yiyang said: "Lao Ying missed the listening test in the make-up exam this time, which is equivalent to twenty points less than each of us in the total score, even if he plays well, it is impossible to deduct only twenty points, I estimated that the make-up exam, hanging." ”

"Twenty points, you have to deduct more than ten points for the composition alone, and then read and comprehend, cloze in the ......blanks," Wang Ce snapped his fingers, "It's over, I don't feel like I'm deducting anything." ”

Lu Yiyang sighed and spread his hands, "Come on, in the end, I still have to beg the old bald donkey." ”

"No, no, you don't know what kind of temper Brother Xiaochuan has, he has always been unable to rub sand in his eyes, can he agree to us bribing the old bald donkey?"

"It doesn't matter if he says it. Ma Liang laughed a few times, "Besides, let's help him pay for it, secretly bribe the old bald donkey, and don't tell him?

"Well, that's possible. ”

"Yes!"

Ma Liang's proposal was unanimously approved.

On the other side, Ying Xiaochuan, who was alone in the bedroom, was taking his mobile phone out of his trouser pocket and turning it on.

From the beginning of the exam until now, he has always had a thought in his head, an incredible idea.

It was a bit crazy to say this, and he had to calmly confirm it.

A bitten pear appears on the screen, followed by a desktop full of apps.

Ying Xiaochuan wiped the sweat from his palms, he couldn't tell whether he was nervous or excited at this time, he stared at the WeChat interface for a while, and finally logged in to WeChat as if he had made up his mind.

'Zizizi'

'Zizizi'

Suddenly, a series of WeChat messages popped up. Ying Xiaochuan did not click on any chat window, but clicked on the WeChat red envelope bill.

The moment he saw the bill, he gasped violently, and the cold breath squeezed into his throat, oppressing his uncontrollable blood veins!

"8:30:15 WeChat Red Envelope + Flash of Inspiration"

"8:30:17 WeChat Red Envelope - A flash of inspiration"

There was an answer in his heart that was about to come out, Ying Xiaochuan couldn't control his brain's reverie, and clicked on the flash of inspiration with a trembling hand, and an explanation popped up on the screen.

In a flash of inspiration, a red envelope from Wenqu Xing. Its function can quickly memorize the knowledge points that have been seen in the past month in a short period of time, and develop three percent of the user's own reading area, so that the user feels as if he is possessed by Wenqu Xing in an hour. Side effects: None.

it!

it!!

Groove !!

Ying Xiaochuan had no other feeling in his mind except for the above three words, and the powerful exclamation mark deeply represented his mood at this moment!

The bold idea in my heart became clearer and clearer.

This 'Heaven and Earth Mansion Chat Group' can't really be the ghosts and gods in Heaven and the Earth House chatting inside, right?

"Zizizi"

At this time, a message rushed in interrupted Ying Xiaochuan's thoughts.

Djinn: I'm bored, I want to be raped.