Chapter 106: Sheep kidney
Outside the car window, the afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled all over the capital, watching the familiar street scene speeding by little by little, the corners of Cheng Nuan's mouth inexplicably raised a comfortable smile.
After a long time, she sat down, still holding the marriage certificate of the two of them in her hand.
"That...... Is this on yours or mine?" Ji An, who seemed to be concentrating on driving, suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart when Cheng Nuan asked him a question.
He turned his head to look at Cheng Nuan and said, "Put it here for me!"
"Oh, here you go!"
He handed the two red marriage certificates in front of Ji An, and he took them with one hand and put them in the breast pocket of his jacket, which was the closest to his heart.
Put the marriage certificate away, Ji An pursed his lips without smiling, and secretly slandered in his heart: When you go to the beach one day, take the marriage certificate and throw it directly into the sea.
"Are you hungry? I'll take you to dinner, will you eat Aunt Wang's Hunan cuisine, or will you go to Uncle Ma's barbecue?"
Aunt Wang's Hunan cuisine, as well as Uncle Ma's barbecue, were the two restaurants she and Ji Rao liked to go to when they were in college.
So she always thought he didn't like to eat.
"Why don't you speak?"
After not getting a response from his new wife for a long time, Ji An slowed down the car and turned his head to stare at her face eagerly.
"Nuan Nuan?"
"Huh, what did you just say?"
"I said these two, which one do you want to go to, or do you not like to eat Hunan cuisine and barbecue now?"
Yes, after all, he has been gone for four years, and people's tastes will change.
"No, no, I mean, you, don't you like it?"
"I like it now. ”
After going abroad, he found that he unconsciously fell in love with Cheng Nuan, in order to be with her in the future, the two would not have too many differences, Ji An gradually began to learn to eat Hunan cuisine and barbecue...... In the end, I found out that Cheng Nuan liked spicy!
For this reason, he went from not being able to eat spicy food to being unspicy now.
"Really, shall we go have a barbecue?"
Since becoming an actor, Cheng Nuan has not eaten barbecue for a long time, especially her agent will always say that eating barbecue is not good for the skin, and artists will eat with their faces.
After listening to her for a long time, Cheng Nuan gradually dispelled the idea of eating barbecue.
"Good!"
Uncle Ma's barbecue is in a food street near the First University of Beijing, about a thirty-minute drive from where they are now.
Hearing Cheng Nuan say that he wanted to eat barbecue, Ji An looked ahead, stepped on the accelerator and drove towards the intersection in front of him at a constant speed, and successfully changed to the driving belt in front of the intersection that could turn around.
The road indicator showed a green light, and Ji An turned his turn signal, turned around and started to drive towards the First University of Beijing.
The sunset after autumn always disappears very quickly, after arriving at Uncle Ma's barbecue restaurant.
Cheng Nuan got out of the car with a mask, and after Ji An parked the car, he followed Ji An into Uncle Ma's barbecue restaurant.
"Welcome to the light...... Nuan?"
used to come to eat barbecue with Ji Rao, so I broke down a deep friendship with Uncle Ma at the barbecue restaurant.
So although Cheng Nuan was wearing a mask, Uncle Ma still recognized her at a glance.
"Hehe, Uncle Ma has good eyesight, is there a box for that?"
"Yes, you girl, I haven't been here for a long time. ”
followed Uncle Ma into an independent small box, although it was small, but it was very clean.
When they arrived at the box, Cheng Nuan and Ji An took off the masks on their faces one after another.
When he saw Ji An, Uncle Ma's eyes were in a trance, and then he seemed to think of something, and said in surprise: "It's you? Aren't you Ji Rao's little uncle? Oh yes, now you are a famous director, and Xiaodian is really honored." ”
"Uncle Ma praised falsely, the most successful thing for a filmmaker is to shoot movies and TV series that people want to watch and are willing to watch, and the audience's evaluation is the affirmation of a filmmaker. ”
"Haha, you said yes, what you said was, by the way, why didn't Ji Rao come today?"
Uncle Ma is a talkative person, especially after not seeing Cheng Nuan for a long time, as soon as he said this, he forgot the time.
It wasn't until the shouts of the guests came from outside the box that Uncle Ma walked out of the box unsatisfied.
After waiting for about ten minutes, Uncle Ma walked in with the grilled skewers.
He said that the tray was placed on the table, and looked at them with a smile: "Taste it, whether it tastes the same as before." ”
"I drooled when I smelled it, and the taste was naturally nothing, Uncle Ma's craftsmanship is getting better and better. ”
Cheng Nuan greedily picked up a string of mutton skewers and began to eat them.
"Haha, if you like to eat, eat some, there are guests outside, you eat slowly. ”
"Well, Uncle Ma, you go and get busy first. ”
After Uncle Ma left, Ji An looked at the little woman who was eating like a greedy cat, and his heart suddenly softened.
"Eat slowly, no one will rob you. ”
As he spoke, Ji An picked up the paper towel in the tissue box on the table, and gently wiped the remaining sauce and barbecue seasoning on the corner of Cheng Nuan's mouth.
Cheng Nuan's starry eyes looked at the man who wiped the corners of his mouth in a daze, and gradually lost his mind.
The four eyes are facing each other, and the affection flowing in their eyes is strong, like scorching lightning, which is inseparable.
Cheng Nuan subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his heart began to beat uncontrollably.
Bang bang bang......
"Warm ......"
"Huh?"
"I want to kiss you......"
Cheng Nuan seemed to be frightened, her pupils contracted suddenly, and before she could refuse, the shadow in front of her flashed, and his black head appeared in her eyes.
And then......
All she felt was a softness on her lips, and then her mind went blank.
Seeing that Cheng Nuan did not refuse, Ji An's heart was undoubtedly ecstatic, he began to be dissatisfied and just tasted it, and began to pry open her lips and taste a lot of sweetness that belonged to her.
"Click......
There was a knock on the door outside the box, waking up the two who were kissing.
Cheng Nuan came back to her senses first, subconsciously stretched out her hand to push Ji Na away, and then exhaled vigorously, fortunately she was not an asthma carrier, otherwise she might have fainted.
"Ahem......"
Ji An used a dry cough to hide the embarrassment in his heart, he glanced at Cheng Nuan, and saw that her face was flushed, but there was no sign of anger. That's a sigh of relief!
The knocking outside the door continued, Ji An raised his eyebrows, and said in a deep voice: "Come in!"
It turned out that Uncle Ma was too busy and arranged for the waiter to bring them a barbecue.
"Your barbecue, please use it slowly!"
"Well, thank you. ”
After the waiter left, Ji An cautiously shouted, "Nuan Nuan?"
Seeing that she didn't speak, my heart suddenly had no bottom again.
"Nuan Nuan, daughter-in-law, wife?"
Hearing the ambiguous titles, Cheng Nuan's heart was hot, she really wanted to shut him up, but she found that she had no strength at all, and she wanted to speak out several times, but she couldn't say it when she got to her mouth.
Suddenly, Ji An's eyes fell on a new barbecue brought by the waiter at the table.
What is it?
He took a new pair of chopsticks, flicked them, and looked at them for a long time before he recognized what was roasted on the skewers.
couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and his eyes fell on the skewers of the roasted leeks he had just eaten, and his heart was almost broken.
thinks that he is a dignified talent, but he has reached the age of thirty, but who would have thought that he was still a boy chicken.
Although he has never experienced any incidents, this leek and this roasted sheep's kidney, which he can't tell what it is, have the function of a divine gate, but he knows it clearly.
But they didn't light the sudden extra kidneys.
Could it be ......
Ji An made up a weird plot in his own brain, the owner of the barbecue restaurant is an acquaintance with Cheng Nuan and Ji Rao, and he used to come here to eat barbecue often, so the boss Uncle Wang should know their hobbies very well.
So, is this sheep kidney, could it be that Cheng Nuan wants to eat?
Although it is rare for women to eat sheep kidneys, it is reasonable, so it is clear to think about Ji An.
He picked up a bunch of sheep kidneys and handed them to Cheng Nuan's eyes: "Eat, this kidneys won't taste good if they're cold." ”
Cheng Nuan looked at the string of unknown objects cut into circles handed to him by Ji An in amazement, looked up and said with a confused expression: "What is this?"
This time, Ji An panicked, his eyes fell on the sheep's waist, and he glanced at Cheng Nuan again: "This is not what you ordered?"
"How could it be me? What the hell is this?"
The corners of Ji An's mouth twitched, and he suddenly found that after learning so many years of knowledge, he didn't know how to explain it: "That, this is a sheep kidney, you know it, right." ”
However, Cheng Nuan, who he thought he would know, was still confused: "Does the sheep still have a waist? I have only eaten mutton skewers and mutton steamed buns." ”
Ji An didn't finish a sip of water, and almost sprayed Cheng Nuan's face, but fortunately he endured it in time.
"This lamb kidneys aren't literal lamb kidneys, how am I going to explain it to you......"
Just when Ji An was thinking about how to explain to Cheng Nuan in more professional and simple words, a woman's dissatisfied complaint suddenly came from the box next door: "You are eating, this is the lamb kidneys I specially ordered for you, I know that you have been under a lot of pressure recently and have no intention of having sex, but husband, every time your mother comes, she asks me if I am pregnant, and I am also under a lot of pressure." ”
A young couple sitting in the box next to Ji An and Cheng Nuan, who have been married for three years and have never been pregnant, at first thought about the small days of the two-person world that they had just married, but after a long time, her stomach did not move at all.
Not only did her mother-in-law urge, but even her own parents would ask every time she called: "Daughter, you and your husband have been married for so long, when are you going to have children, you also know that your father and I have a daughter like you, while you can still move, you will give birth early, and we can help you take care of it for a few years." ”
At first, she didn't care, but after a long time, her stomach has not moved, she secretly went to the hospital for examination, and the doctor said that she was in good health and there was no factor of not having children.
After a while, she found that every time she had sex, the time was very short.
After checking it on the Internet, I thought it was my husband's bad kidneys, which would lead to a short time and affect the pregnancy rate.
"Wife, if this lamb's kidneys are useless at all, who can guarantee that after eating it, it will definitely be something like that. ”
Hearing this, if Cheng Nuan couldn't hear what he was doing with the sheep's waist, she would have grown so big in vain.
She asked Ji An what the sheep waist was just now, oh my God, a thunderbolt killed her.
"Ahem, I went to find Uncle Wang, maybe their people made a mistake. ”
Seeing that Cheng Nuan wanted to slip away, Ji An quickly grabbed Cheng Nuan's arm, and with a hard pull, she fell directly into Ji An's arms.
"Since it's all baked, why bother Uncle Wang, if you don't like to eat, then I'll eat it, although I think my ability in that area is very good, but it's okay to make up for it, but after eating it...... Wife, you're responsible for putting out the fire for me. ”
Extinguish...... Extinguish...... Fire!
What fire to extinguish when she is a fire extinguisher?
Cheng Nuan sat on Ji An's lap, and it happened that the leg slit was pressing on his indescribable part.
She was wearing a dress again, and through the thin fabric, she could feel the burning heat coming from there.
Sky!
How so!
She wanted to struggle to get up, but Ji An hugged it too tightly, and she writhed unsteadily.
made Ji An almost disarm and surrender on the spot.
"Well, don't move!"
became more and more forbearant with a suppressed voice, which startled Cheng Nuan.
"You, you...... I ...... "Rogue!"
"Nuan Nuan, I'm an adult normal man! It's normal to have a physical reaction to the woman you love, unless you ...... I can't!
Cheng Nuan wanted to plug her ears with her hands, she just wanted to come and have a barbecue, how could she eat so many things.
Knowing early, knowing early......
Where in the world do you know so much!
"Dada...... Have you eaten that Nuan Nuan?"
Uncle Wang's voice outside the door sounded at the right time, and Cheng Nuan was so excited that he almost cried.
Ji An suddenly came back to his senses and subconsciously let go of the hand holding Cheng Nuan.
"I'm sorry, I'm so excited!"
As soon as Cheng Nuan sat down, the door of the box opened.
I saw Uncle Wang walk in with a plate of grilled skewers, and when he saw that the plate of lamb kidneys on the table had not moved, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'm really sorry, I asked the waiter to bring you skewers, but he was too busy and didn't pay attention to the wrong delivery, this plate is yours, I'll take this away. ”
Under Ji An and Cheng Nuan's somewhat unnatural expressions, Uncle Wang happily left the box with the uneaten lamb kidney.
After the uncle left, Cheng Nuan stared at the newly arrived skewers, which contained grilled eggplant, grilled chicken wings, and grilled enoki mushrooms...... Basically, it's what she likes to eat.
couldn't help but start secreting saliva in her mouth, and she glanced at Ji An with some confused eyes: "That, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it alone." ”
Where does Ji An still have the heart to eat barbecue now, he is more like Cheng Nuan.
I saw him shake his head tenderly: "I'm full, you eat, I, I'll go to the bathroom!"
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