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At the end of July, the big news of the Silence moon landing took over all the news media. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Hot posts on the Internet, current affairs news, headlines in major newspapers, and talk shows are all about to land on the moon.

And countless journalists, news organizations, also rushed to get a spot on the ship.

For a long time, because the epic journey every month is a rare and fully commercial activity of the lazy god system, it is relatively friendly to reporters, and reporters are allowed to go with the ship.

It's relatively friendly, but it's only relatively speaking, for the journalists, the lazy god department can give them a chance, it's already a surprise, they really don't dare to ask for more, and when they are on the ship, their daily activities are strictly limited to the bilge, and only on rare occasions are they allowed to board the upper deck.

But the craziest thing is not actually journalists, but the aerospace and aviation industry and academia!

After learning the news that the Lazy God Department was going to land on the moon, countless organizations sent letters, hoping to get a place to go with the ship.

To this, Lao Ma's answer was: "Hehe, I'm sorry, the tickets have been sold out." ”

Then the aerospace community set off a huge protest, saying that lazy gods are slamming the door, drilling into the eyes of money, and so on.

In this regard, the lazy god department's reaction was: "Hehehe, Lao Tzu is cute, if you can't get used to it, okay, cut off all cooperation......"

Then Qin Yafei's secretary will call these agencies: "I'm sorry, the earth stone thrower doesn't have your share!"

Then the aerospace experts of various countries withered.

However, not daring to find trouble with the lazy god department does not mean that they will not find trouble with other people, after discussing with the lazy god department to no avail, they began to lobby those who got the ticket, hoping to "rub" the boat as their entourage.

For example, the hairy bear was entangled by the people of the Russian space agency.

Three or four strong men have been dangling in front of him since yesterday.

At this moment, the woolly bear was almost annoyed: "Didn't I say it? This is impossible! The moon trip is an agreement between me and my fiancée, and I can't give you a quota!"

"You said you don't want to take my quota? Do you have the ability to take my quota? You just take my fiancée's quota? Why don't I take my fiancée with me, and take you, a man of five big and three rough, what can you do? Can you warm my bed or marry me?"

"I don't want you to marry me, get out of here! I didn't expect you to be such an aerospace expert!"

A strong man like Mao Xiong, who can scare people to death by staring at him, has been entangled like this, not to mention the others, and it didn't take long for someone to complain about the lazy god department.

There was no way, after obtaining the consent of the other passengers, Lao Ma had to open the net and sell ten sightseeing tickets again.

"Each ticket is limited to one person, each ticket is 200 million US dollars, a small business, no bargaining. Lao Ma said with a serious face.

Of course, he was almost silly in his heart, this is another $2 billion in income!

And then the astronautics went crazy again.

Now that the aerospace industry is shrinking, the major space agencies are almost poor and can't open the pot, and they have laid off employees at two ends in three days, and they still have to take out 200 million US dollars to buy ship tickets?

This is shameless!

Suddenly, public opinion was noisy again, and various experts jumped out and scolded again.

At this time, many aerospace experts at the California Institute of Technology in the United States found that Professor Smithson, an expert in space research who had given up his tenure and disappeared two months ago, had updated his personal website and Twitter.

In fact, most of the CIT professors don't like to read Professor Smithson's personal website very much, because since he gave birth to his little daughter at the age of forty-six, the whole person has become a sun-burning maniac.

The variety of content that is now updated is no exception.

"What would you do if you could go to the moon? My little daughter told me that if I could go to the moon, I would be the first to send a selfie to Instagram so that I would be the first person on the moon to use the internet and post a selfie......"

"What do you have to pack if you can go to the moon? My little daughter told me that there are witches and vampires on the moon, so be sure to prepare a cross. ”

"If you could go to the moon and you could only take one person, who would you take there?" My little daughter told me that she wished I could take her mum to the moon so she could play in her room by herself until late......"

Originally, after Professor Smithson's resignation, colleagues were actually relieved, this sun-busting demon finally got out, finally didn't have to answer those questions about his daughter, and their lives were finally clean.

However, looking at these flaunting between the lines, they felt a little strange.

Some anxious people flipped down, and then saw the latest status sharing.

"Pack your bags, hand over your baby daughter to Aunt Tina, and prepare to go to the moon with my dear, thank you to the academy for allowing us to go to the moon with Silence, so that I can fulfill my lifelong dream......"

When I saw this paragraph, I don't know how many people almost dropped their mouse, this is ...... Going to the moon?

Just that disgusting Smithsonian professor? How could he go to the moon?

Is it a big deal that CIT spent $200 million to buy a place? and why did it go to Professor Smithson, who has resigned, but it's just a tenured faculty position?

Countless professors angrily stormed the dean's office, including engineering professors, geology professors, space science professors, and rocket engine engineering professors......

After about an hour, an angry crowd of unanswered people rushed out again, and countless phone calls poured into Professor Smithson.

After a while, Professor Smithson's status was updated again: "Please don't call again! The reason why I have this opportunity is because I am a professor of astronautics at Lazy Seminary! The Silence moon landing is the first project we participated in and completed, and of course we are qualified to go to the moon!"

"Lazy God...... Academy...... Professor of astronautics?"

Wait a minute...... Lazy seminary, where did you seem to hear about it?

These late realizers opened the web page, googled the lazy seminary, and found the first extra secondary page in the official website that popped up.

"Lazy Seminary Professional Classification - Aerospace. ”

The simple word "aerospace" has no superfluous branches, such as space research, aerospace power, orbital mechanics, and so on......

Just astronautics.

Followed by the introduction of the faculty, in a simple table, is a series of brilliant names, a total of thirty-six professors, CIT tenured Professor Smithsonian, can only be ranked seventh. (To be continued.) )