Mars, 11 p.m. on Chinese New Year's Eve.

Although it was Chinese New Year's Eve, the landing location of the Martian Lazy God City was during the day, and the Lazy God City was full of people.

Everyone has just completed the Mars landing ceremony, and they are still excited.

And because of the time difference, many people actually did not eat Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and many families simply did not go back, eating outside and then going back.

Many of the staff who had just completed the landing ceremony began to get busy again, and carefully calculated that there were more than 100,000 people in the entire Lazy God City, and at least a few thousand people were needed to carry out the service guarantee work.

Removing the family members, there are more than 20,000 employees in the Lazy God City at most, so the entire Lazy God City is basically the world of the Qin Party now.

The basement level of Lazy God City, which is the floor where the underground commuter passage and underwater restaurant are located, is the main activity place for everyone.

Here, you can't see the yellow-brown atmosphere, and many people forget that they are actually on Mars.

There are not many types of food served tonight, that is, dumplings, wontons, noodles, etc., plus some fixed cooked food, after all, it is Chinese New Year's Eve, although the customs are different in different places, but there are only a few choices.

In the D area of the underwater restaurant, a mother and son are waiting to eat, the mother is about 30 years old, and the son is seven or eight years old, at this time the son is frowning and saying to his mother: "Mom, can I not do my homework......?

"No, it's already 11 o'clock in the evening, you haven't finished your homework today, and the teacher hasn't taught you that day?"

"Nope. ”

"Okay, now I've taught you. ”

"But it's the New Year. ”

"Even if it's the Chinese New Year, you can't slack off, if you don't study hard, how can you be admitted to a good university?" If you can't get into a good university, you will ......" A little difficult to be a mother, what should I do to educate my son, I turned my head to look at it, and said to my son: "When I grow up, I can only be a waiter." ”

The waiter, who was shuttling back and forth with dumplings, almost fell on the ground on a big horse.

He burst into tears, Auntie, no, eldest sister, I'm also a graduate of a prestigious university, okay? Do you know how difficult it is to be a waiter in the lazy god department?

Our lazy service staff, now known as the lazy God Department of West Point Military Academy, you don't know how many awesome characters there are!

Although I'm a waiter now, but I took off this uniform, and I still have a superman uniform in it, I can fly believe it or not!

The eldest sister also found that her words were heard by the waiter, blushed, and bowed with her hands together in embarrassment, apologizing to the waiter.

There's no way, how do you let me educate my children these days!

The waiter smiled slightly, finished delivering a circle of dumplings, and walked back to find that the child was still struggling in vain.

It is really very difficult to let a child complete the set plan on Chinese New Year's Eve.

He walked back to the table, put down a plate of side dishes, and said, "Gifted." Little brother, you must study hard, otherwise when you grow up, maybe you may not even be able to be a waiter like your brother, maybe you will become a security guard......"

As he spoke, the waiter pointed to the lazy security personnel who were patrolling and standing guard not far away to maintain order.

Lazy God Security is the Whampoa Military Academy of the Lazy God Department, and the Lazy God Service has made a Lazy God Department of West Point Military Academy, which is bound to fight against the Lazy God Security, as one of the two major Qin Party camps, the Lazy God Service and the Lazy God Security are the union in the struggle, the struggle in the union, and it is common for each other to stumble and pit each other.

"It's so miserable to be a security guard, have you ever seen the security guard at the gate of your community? Stay in a small room every day, help people open and close the door, salute when you see someone, if the owner has any displeasure, you can scold if you want to, and beat you if you want to. And I've got to do some heavy work all day, little brother, tell me you want to be a security guard?"

"I don't want to ......" The little boy shook his head again and again, and quickly lowered his head to do his homework.

The lazy security officer next to him heard it, and rolled his eyes widely.

Little waiter, don't leave when you get off work, wait for me, let my brother tell you what is called why flowers are so red!

The waiter grinned, turned around and left.

The little boy didn't write a few words, and his eyes rose again, looking at the stack of small dishes he had just given, which looked clear and bright, and very attractive.

Well, although the dumplings will have to wait a little longer to come up, this side dish seems to be delicious.

And I'm hungry......

As he wrote, he reached for the side dish with one hand.

"Smack!" was beaten down by his own mother, like a mosquito that had been working in vain and was slapped with blood.

When I looked up again, I saw that the security officer had already walked over, and said with a smile: "Little brother, let's do your homework well, if you don't study hard, when you grow up, you have to be a ......."

The lazy security guard stretched out his hand and pointed to a thin young man behind him who was holding a notebook and typing code: "Be a code farmer!"

"The code farmer is miserable, his life is irregular all day long, he writes programs all night long, and even when he eats, he has to eat and work at the same time. And this group of waste materials has no ability to take care of themselves, if they leave others, they will starve to death, miserable, right?"

The coder, who was teased, rolled his eyes, you get out of the way, Lao Tzu is writing a piece of engineering code that adapts to the local environment of Mars! This work is great, and the sooner it is done, the sooner it will benefit, so Lao Tzu is busy during the Chinese New Year!

As one of the few diligent workers in the code farmer, this code farmer brother is so unhappy that he rolls his eyes all over the sky.

The little boy was so frightened that his face turned pale, so miserable!

Now he has to do his homework before eating, and if he has to do his homework every day when he eats in the future, it is better to let him die!

It's miserable, it's miserable!

After rolling his eyes, he always felt that he couldn't take this pot, and he had to despise someone else.

He looked left and right, and saw a man in overalls coming over, and hurriedly said: "Little brother, do you know? Being a yard farmer is not the worst, the worst thing is being a farmer, you see them, when they get to Mars, they still have to farm, every day facing the red soil with their backs to the sky, sweat drops of grass under the soil, and the grains are hard work......

The little boy looked at the man in the work clothes who was pointed, and his expression was about to cry.

"Dad...... Father...... My dad wasn't a farmer, my dad was a botanist, my dad was great and great, he improved plants on Mars......

It's miserable, it's in trouble!

The code farmer couldn't take care of eating, so he picked up his notebook and walked away!

Hearing his wife's whispered explanation, this father couldn't cry or laugh.

But he also has to find a way to redeem his father's glorious image.

After pacifying the little boy and eating the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner together, the father took his son to the second basement floor, pointed ahead, and said, "Look there." ”

Here is a makeshift workshop all the way, four or five people, in the middle of a man in a robe, with a flame on his face.

"Lazy God Tower No. 33272 called and said that the old man in their family had bad legs and feet, and hoped to reduce gravity by 20 percent. ”

"It's locked, it's being adjusted, it's done. ”

"Lazy God Island 2272 released information through the smart terminal, saying that it wants to play low-gravity battles and hopes to reduce gravity to 50%. ”

"It's locked, it's being adjusted, it's done. ”

"Lazy God Island 2819 is exercising and wants to increase gravity by 30%. ”

"Locked, queued ......"

Several staff members are busy, and from time to time there are smart assistants giving out various prompts.

"What are they doing?" the little boy stared at in confusion.

"Do you remember? When we went back to grandpa's house for the Chinese New Year, the heating of grandpa's house was burned by the unit itself, and if it was too hot or too cold, grandpa would call Uncle Wang, who burned the boiler, and asked him to burn the hot spot or colder again......

The little boy nodded repeatedly.

"He's the one who burns the boiler. The man touched his son's head and said: "It's miserable to burn the boiler, it's higher here, it's lower there, it's too hot and you're scolded, it's too cold and you're scolded, it's thankless everywhere, you're tired all day long, don't say anything, the salary is low, son, study hard, otherwise you will be a boiler burner when you grow up!"

"Well, I see! I'll study hard, I'll go back and finish tomorrow's homework so I can play tomorrow!" the little boy nodded repeatedly.

The man left with his son satisfied, leaving behind Hu Dali with a loveless face, your sister, Lao Tzu is not a boiler burner!

Farmers like you, Lao Tzu can pinch 300,000 to death single-handedly!

It's so hateful! Lao Tzu is gone! Lao Tzu wants to rebel!

After being ruthless, Hu Dali angrily glared at the staff next to him who covered his mouth and snickered: "What are you laughing at, boiler room assistant!"

A few people couldn't laugh anymore.

On the night of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, a new chain of contempt is being generated, the new year is coming, and many people in the lazy god city are holding back their energy, planning to wait until the moment when the new year comes, to send their friends a hot, New Year's ...... Despise.

It seems to be a bloody storm.