It's rare to usher in a leisure weekend, Saturday and Sunday, Ying Xiaochuan didn't go anywhere, so he stayed quietly in the bedroom. Play games, watch dramas, and surf the Internet, just like an ordinary Internet addicted teenager.

In the water room, two people standing side by side brushing their teeth were exclaiming at this strange phenomenon.

"It's terrible, it's hard to imagine that Brother Xiaochuan hasn't gone out for two days. ”

What's even more terrifying is that he is chasing idol dramas. ”

Ma Liang spit out the foam in his mouth and said: "The most terrifying thing is not what you said, but that he is obviously the chairman of a listed company, but he is idle like a jobless vagrant." ”

Wang Ce looked down at his water cup and said silently: "It seems that the company really doesn't have anything to worry about now." ”

"Of course, it's all on us. ”

"What a blessing. ”

The two looked at each other, one saw in each other's eyes their drooping eye bags and deepening dark circles, and the other saw in the other's eyes his desire for holidays and despair of waking up early.

Finally, a deep sigh.

I packed up my things and went to work.

At this moment, Ying Xiaochuan, who was lying on the bed and watching the drama with a face of 'hey, hey, hey' on the screen of the peep mirror, was completely unaware of the episode that happened in the water room.

……

Four o'clock in the afternoon.

Ying Xiaochuan, who had been chasing the TV series for two days and two nights in a row, had just squinted and slept for less than half an hour when he was woken up by the phone ringing.

"Hey, who?" was a condensed phrase indicating that he didn't want to say any nonsense.

"It's me, Ao Ling. Ao Ling lowered her voice and said, "Brother Xiaochuan, I just came out of the shower and saw two strange men standing in the living room, I don't know what I want to do." ”

Hearing these words, Ying Xiaochuan's sleepy insects all ran away at once, sat up suddenly, and said, "Man, strange man?"

"yes, they look like they're here to steal. ”

"You hide and don't go out, I'll come right over. ”

Ying Xiaochuan quickly got out of bed and was about to go out, when he suddenly felt his trouser legs tighten, and when he looked down, he saw Tianba biting his trouser legs hard.

"You want to go too?"

Tianba screamed "woo-woo", his little eyes fierce.

Ying Xiaochuan smiled coldly, "It's okay, let them see the power of the son of the Roaring Sky Dog." After speaking, he picked up Tianba and put it in his pocket, and rushed to the direction of Ao Ling.

Five minutes later.

Ying Xiaochuan stood at the door of Ao Ling's house, and was about to knock on the door, but at this moment, the door opened automatically, Ao Ling was standing in the house, wearing rabbit pajamas, and hurriedly said when he saw Ying Xiaochuan: "I saw you coming, so I came out to open the door." ”

Ying Xiaochuan then remembered that his positioning had not been closed, but at the moment these were not all questions, "What about the two of them?" he asked, his face full of black anger, and he almost lifted the knife.

Ao Ling pointed to the house: "It's in the living room." ”

Ying Xiaochuan entered the house, and he had already made up a bunch of bloody pictures in his brain, thinking about how the two grandsons could not eat and walk around, but when he saw the picture in the living room, he couldn't help but froze for a moment, and then the fire in his heart was inexplicably half gone.

The two grandsons floated in the air.

Floating in mid-air.

It's like traveling in the underwater world.

"What's going on?" Ying Xiaochuan wondered.

When the two grandsons heard Ying Xiaochuan's voice, they immediately whined and screamed, but the strange thing was that their mouths were not blocked, but they blushed and didn't make any other sounds.

This makes Ying Xiaochuan even more strange.

"I let them float. Ao Ling whispered, "They are too noisy, I just don't let them speak, is this a trouble......" Ao Ling said a little angrily: "But they say I'm a monster!"

The monsters before they were completely transformed were not good-looking, and the little girl still cared about beauty and ugliness.

Ying Xiaochuan couldn't help but laugh.

It's not strange, in fact, it's not strange at all, it's because he thinks Ao Ling is too weak, can an immortal cultivator who came down from the Immortal Mountain be able to beat two thieves?

Ying Xiaochuan shook his head: "No, you didn't get into trouble, you did a very beautiful job." ”

Ao Ling breathed a sigh of relief.

Ying Xiaochuan looked back at the two grandsons, the smile on his face changed, and he pulled out the whip that changed from the Lingshuang Sword and slapped it on the floor with a click.

Martian Splash.

The two grandsons widened their eyes at the same time, and fear seemed to come out of their eyes.

Ying Xiaochuan said: "Ao Ling, let them talk." ”

Ao Ling snapped her fingers.

The two grandsons' lips that were stuck up and down 'snapped' apart, gasping for air, and then begging for mercy.

"You're not a monster, you're a Daluo Immortal, let the gods let us go. ”

"It's because we don't know Taishan, please let us go, we promise not to say anything. ”

The pant legs were wet, apparently scared to pee.

Ying Xiaochuan said coldly: "Shut up, if I don't let you speak, you won't be allowed to speak." ”

The room was silent.

Only two rapid breaths were heard.

Ying Xiaochuan asked, "What do you want to do here?"

"Shopping around ......"

"Tell me the truth!" his voice soared.

Sun Tzu No. 1: "We see how beautiful she looks." ”

Sun Tzu No. 2: "Looks like a rich man." ”

"Oh?" Ying Xiaochuan grinned, "robbing money?"

The two grandsons shook their heads frantically.

Ying Xiaochuan smiled, "Robbery?"

The two grandsons shook their heads even more violently.

Ying Xiaochuan said coldly: "Don't rob sex or wealth, are you two here for sightseeing?"

Sun Tzu No. 1 cried out, "Robbery, robbery, robbery, I didn't think about robbery, really." ”

"Even if you're honest, Ao Ling, you put them down. ”

Ao Ling snorted again, and the two grandsons came down from the air, but they were so frightened that their legs were weak, and they sat directly on the ground, you look at me, I look at you, no one dared to move rashly.

Ying Xiaochuan sat down on the sofa, released Tianba, and looked at the two of them with fierce eyes.

"Any idea what I'm going to do next?"

They shook their heads.

"Robbery!" Ying Xiaochuan put on a fierce expression: "Now, take out all the money on your body." ”

The two grandsons didn't dare to disobey, and slowly took out a little money from their pockets, adding up to a total of three hundred.

Ying Xiaochuan didn't look at it, and continued: "The money in Alipay and WeChat will also be handed over." ”

The faces of the two grandsons immediately changed, and they said tremblingly: "Are you going to rob us?"

"Hurry up, don't talk nonsense. ”

"We don't have any money. ”

Ying Xiaochuan didn't say a word and mentioned the Lingshuang Sword, "Do you want to die?"

The best way to deal with the wicked is to be more evil than them.

The two grandsons witnessed Ying Xiaochuan conjure a whip out of thin air, and at this moment, they saw that the whip turned into a sharp sword, and they were directly paralyzed without threats.

"Celestial. Ying Xiaochuan snorted.

Tianba immediately jumped up from the coffee table, pounced on the two of them and roared wildly, scared the two grandsons, and obediently handed over all the money on Alipay and WeChat.

A total of twenty-three thousand five hundred and forty-two dollars.

After that, Ying Xiaochuan took the two out, of course, before letting the two go, he didn't forget to erase all the memories of the two grandsons during this time. So they won't have any impression of where the money went, and this can be regarded as a small punishment for them.

"Brother Xiaochuan, what are you going to do with this money?" Ao Ling knew that Ying Xiaochuan asked for the thief's money, and he definitely didn't want to take it himself.

On the sofa, Ying Xiaochuan fiddled with his mobile phone and said, "That money, I've already donated it." ”

There are many public welfare projects on Alipay, and he picked a few and donated the money in batches.

Leave no point behind.

Ao Ling suddenly laughed with realization.