The four of them were in turmoil, and after a while, more than a dozen bowls were stacked on the table, and the waiter who served the food was busy sweating profusely.

"The waiter will have another bowl of potato poop!" The little hand was still buried in the rice noodle bowl, and his hand was raised to add vegetables.

Zhong Yuemin pulled his hand down, turned his head and shouted to the waiter: "No need, let's settle the bill." ”

"I don't dare to serve you again, if you want to eat a good meal, you have to pay for it!" the waiter wiped the sweat from his head.

"Okay, don't talk about it, how much does it cost?" Zhong Yuemin said.

"A total of fourteen bowls of rice noodles, ten steamed buns, a total of three yuan three!" the waiter quickly calculated the account.

"How much is a steamed bun?" Zhong Yuemin asked as he took out the money.

"One out of five!"

"It's four yuan, and give me fourteen steamed buns!"

"We don't usually eat steamed buns here, but the kitchen steamed a drawer of steamed buns today, and you all ate them up. "The waiter is embarrassed.

"Artichoke poop!" Little Hand heard them and quickly interjected.

Zhong Yuemin glared at him and said to the waiter: "If you have more money, buy artichoke baba and help us wrap it." ”

"Artichoke baba is three cents a bowl, seven cents can buy a basket, are you finished?" the waiter asked subconsciously.

"I took the word "yes". Zhong Yuemin pointed to a stack of bowls on the table, "Do you think we can't finish eating?"

"Hey, when I ask in vain!" the waiter immediately shut up and went to the back kitchen to make them potato poop.

Zhong Yuemin saw that his little hand was still holding the artichoke sticky on the plate, and grabbed the plate, "Don't eat it with your little hand, if you eat it again, your stomach will be broken!"

"I haven't eaten yet!" Xiao Shou stared at the plate taken away by Zhong Yuemin dissatisfied, "I can eat again!"

"You still eat!" He Dayong held his stomach and kept rubbing it, "You are not small, your belly is quite big, such a stack of bowls, half of it is yours!"

"You've got food all the way, and you've eaten melons, but I've been hungry all the way!" retorted Little Hand.

"Hey, no one asked you to come!" He Dayong said angrily.

"Alright, Dayong, what are you arguing with a child!" Li Kuiyong advised.

"I'm not a child!" Little Hand suddenly stood up excitedly, indicating that he was no longer small.

Li Kuiyong was stunned, why is this kid so angry?

Zhong Yuemin pressed his little hand to the seat and quickly interjected: "Dayong, where is your sister cutting in line?"

"Jinghong County is said to be not far from Myanmar. He Dayong replied.

"Hey, did Zhou Changli go to Burma?" Li Kuiyong became interested, "I don't know how he and Sanyan got along over there, did you get a company commander to do it?"

"You were opened by Zhou Changli's family when the Burmese Communist Party was opened?" He Dayong disagreed, "It's a lively fight over there now, but the bullets don't have long eyes, don't be glorious!"

"How can you talk!" Li Kuiyong quit, "Can you say something nice!"

"What's wrong with what I'm talking about? What I'm saying is an objective fact!" He Dayong shouted: "Fighting a war is not fun in the first place! Besides, are you here to experience life? Or are you here to help my sister?"

Zhong Yuemin saw that the two of them were really angry, and hurriedly separated the two, "Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up and inquire about how Jinghong is going, let's hurry up and get on the road!"

"Can you take a shower first? The little hand, who had been sitting timidly, raised his hand.

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"There's a bathhouse here, let's hurry up!"

Zhong Yuemin and the others stood at the door of the bathhouse, constantly scratching the itch on their bodies, if they didn't mention it, no one would feel it, and they would itch all over their bodies when they mentioned it.

"Little hand, how is this house?" Zhong Yuemin looked at Xiao Hand, "This is the third bathhouse, you are not allowed to pick any more thorns!"

"I ······" The little hand hesitated.

He Dayong said impatiently: "Don't find any more excuses! The first one you say is dirty, the second one you say is broken, do you say there are people on the street who are dirtier and more broken than a few of us?"

"Yes! No matter what you say this time, I will identify this family!" Li Kuiyong was reluctant to continue walking, and went straight into the bathhouse.

He Dayong followed.

Zhong Yuemin lagged behind, "Little hand, do you have something unspeakable?"

"No, no, you go in first! I'll go in later!" the little hand shook his head.

Zhong Yuemin couldn't figure out what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd. I had to go into the bathhouse, and now nothing compares to soaking in the pool.

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"Hey, you guys, go in later, wash your body before you go into the water!" As soon as the three of them entered, they stopped the old man who was wiping the bath.

"We understand, we must wash it before soaking!" Li Kuiyong has been messing around in the bathhouse in the alley since he was a child, and he understands the power of the bathing uncle, so he hurriedly agreed.

"Listening to the accent, it sounds like you're from Beijing, are you educated youths from Beijing?" The old man saw that the young man understood the rules, and his expression on his face improved a lot.

Li Kuiyong hesitated for a moment, but finally did not explain, "Ah····· Right. We are Beijing educated youths, and we are here to take a bath. ”

"It's not easy for these dolls from the capital, planting rubber trees in the deep mountains and old forests like Xishuangbanna, making it look like they are rolling out of mud soup!" the uncle said to the others in the bathhouse, and suddenly everyone paid attention to Zhong Yuemin and the three of them.

The three of them were a little embarrassed to cover their vital points, originally everyone was naked, but now everyone looked at themselves, and they were all dozens of years old, and they were really a little unbearable.

The bathing uncle said: "You guys hurry up and wash up, soak in the pool, I'll wipe you well today, and wipe the old mud on your body for you!"

"No, no, uncle, really don't!" He Dayong looked at his uncle's hand like an iron rod and quickly shook his head.

"It's comfortable! I won't charge you money!" the uncle waved his hand, and the matter was settled.

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This bathhouse is relatively primitive, in addition to the bathing pool, there is also a large bucket specially used for bathing, and hot water is constantly flowing in.

This bucket is not for people to sit in, but for you to stand next to it, wash your body with the water in the gourd scoop, wash your hair, make soap, all here, and then go to the big pool to bathe.

Li Kuiyong is very familiar with this process, he followed his father to the bathhouse when he was a child, even if the bathhouse in Kunming is a little different, he is not afraid.

When he soaked in the pool until his head was sweating, Li Kuiyong took the initiative to ask his uncle to rub him in a bath, and asked for more strength.

"Yuemin, will you take a bath in a while?" He Dayong asked as he soaked in the water.

Zhong Yuemin's head and face were slightly hot, "Rub, why don't you rub it?" This old mud really has to be rubbed by the uncle, otherwise it really won't fall off." Why, don't you want to take a shower?"

"No, I'm afraid of pain! I see that the uncle who scrubs the bath has the thickness of my thigh, and his strength must be not small!" He Dayong looked at Li Kuiyong's direction and said with some fear.

"You are a big man, what are you afraid of!" Zhong Yuemin patted He Dayong on the shoulder, "I told you, as long as you take a bath once, you will definitely be addicted." ”

"Really?" He Dayong was still a little worried.

"What are big men grinding and chirping, not even as good as small hands!" Zhong Yuemin suddenly looked left and right, "Alas, what about small hands?"

"Didn't you see him come in?" He Dayong craned his neck and looked around.

"It's weird! It's him who wants to take a bath, and it's him who doesn't come in, what kind of fame!" Zhong Yuemin scolded, got up and rubbed his back, and didn't care about it for the time being.

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"Lying on your stomach!" the uncle's face was expressionless, and the instructions were simple and clear.

Zhong Yuemin obediently lay on the board, and the uncle rubbed his shoulders first, "The young man's tendon meat is quite strong, have you practiced?"

"Uh-huh. Zhong Yuemin really felt the strength of the uncle's hands, "Practice and play, exercise." ”

"Very good. The uncle poured a little water on Zhong Yuemin, "The muscles in his arms and legs are quite strong, and his strength is not small." ”

Zhong Yuemin originally wanted to be modest, but as soon as the uncle wrapped his hand around the towel on his back, he couldn't take care of it, and all the soreness and pain all over his body came up.

I have been sleeping on the train board for so many days, hard and cold, relying on my young body and good health, a little painful and numb, I don't care, it will be fine in two hours, but I was so fiddled with by the uncle, and the feeling of being ignored before all appeared.

"Relax, don't push too hard. The uncle patted him on the back.

Zhong Yuemin hurriedly loosened the muscles on his back, he had just received a blow from his uncle, and he unconsciously defended himself.

"Turn over. Zhong Yuemin did so.

"Raise your arm. ”

"Lift your legs. ”

"Sideways. ”

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Zhong Yuemin actually fell asleep like this, naked, in a bathhouse full of people.

When he woke up, the uncle had already helped him wipe it.

"Young man, pay attention to sleep, it's not okay to be too tired all the time!" the uncle shook the towel and instructed.

"Thank you, uncle, how long have I been sleeping. Zhong Yuemin asked.

"As long as you think, it's not the same for everyone. Uncle said.

Zhong Yuemin thought to himself, this uncle is not an ordinary person, he speaks so well, he doesn't know what to answer, so he hurriedly got off the board and prepared to go to the pool again.

"Let's wash first!" the uncle shouted, and Zhong Yuemin hurriedly turned around and went to the bucket.

He Dayong didn't know when he came to Zhong Yuemin's side, "The red marks on your body are all poisonous hands of that old man, right?"

"It's scary to look at, but it doesn't hurt, so you can try it too." Zhong Yuemin poured water on his body and persuaded.

"I'd better forget it, my flesh is not as thick as yours, and I can't stand such a ravage from my uncle. He Dayong waved his hand.

Li Kuiyong heard it, "You scolded the two of us for being thick-skinned, didn't you?"

"No, that's not what I meant!" He Dayong hurriedly explained.

"That's what I mean!" Li Kuiyong said to Zhong Yuemin: "Yuemin, take a handle and throw this guy on the board." ”

Zhong Yuemin couldn't get used to He Dayong's grinding for a long time, so he and Li Kuiyong restrained He Dayong together, and escorted him to the bathing uncle.

"Uncle, this kid hasn't taken a bath for more than half a month, you look at it. Li Kuiyong also specially said hello to the uncle.

The uncle didn't speak, he looked at He Dayong like an object, and looked at him a little hairy, "Uncle, you must be light, I can't stand the toss!"

"Ouch!"

"Ah~"

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When He Dayong was tortured inside, Zhong Yuemin and Li Kuiyong had already dressed and gone out.

Little Hand was sitting in the lobby outside, wiping his hair with a towel.

"Little hand, where have you been?" Zhong Yuemin said with concern, "Why didn't I see you enter the bathhouse?"

"I went in, it was foggy inside, and you didn't see me. Little Hand replied.

"No, it's just such a big bathhouse, can you still see it?" Zhong Yuemin said suspiciously.

"Oh, haven't you all taken a shower?" Xiao Shou quickly diverted the topic, "Let's go to Jinghong here, there are still five hundred miles to go, we have to hurry." ”

"That kid is still being ravaged inside!" Li Kuiyong smiled, "Little hands, I see that you have not been ravaged, why are you so white-faced and tender?"

"What ravage?" said Little Hand strangely, "Dayong is being bullied inside, why don't you help him?"

"You don't need our help, it's too late for him to be comfortable inside!" Li Kuiyong sneered.

Zhong Yuemin didn't speak, but stared at his little hand, becoming more and more suspicious.

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When He Dayong came out, he rubbed his neck and twisted his waist, and he even felt a little reluctant.

"What's the matter? I'm right, right? Are you comfortable?" Zhong Yuemin asked by putting his arm around He Dayong's shoulder.

"Don't say it, the old man is beating and knocking, I really can't stand it at first, it hurts everywhere, it doesn't hurt anymore, and it's getting more and more comfortable. He Dayong said miraculously.

Zhong Yuemin and Li Kuiyong couldn't help but laugh.

Li Kuiyong said: "You haven't been to a bathhouse in Beijing?"

"I've been there!" He Dayong said: "When I was young, my mother took me to the bathhouse, but there was no back rubbing in it!"

"Wait!" Li Kuiyong felt that something was wrong, "You went to the women's bathhouse, right?"

"Yes, can my mom take me to the men's bathhouse?"

"Wocao, you are not shallow, hurry up and tell me what the women's bathhouse is like?" Li Kuiyong hugged He Dayong and said with a wicked smile.

"I was only in kindergarten at the time, how can I remember?" shouted Ho Dayong.

"It's not too young to go to kindergarten, hurry up and tell me, what did you see?" Li Kuiyong refused to give up.

"Kui Yong, are you a hooligan?" Zhong Yuemin saw that Li Kuiyong was making a little too much, so he hurriedly stopped him, but his attention was on his little hands.

Just now, while a few of them were fighting, Xiaoshou ran to pay for the bath ticket by himself.

After a while, the kung fu little hand came back, "Okay, the money is paid, let's go." ”

"Okay, let's go, go to the bus station to see if there is a car to Jinghong." Zhong Yuemin hurriedly answered.

"Gone, gone, if you don't go any longer, it will be dark. He Dayong hurriedly took the opportunity to get rid of Li Kuiyong's questioning.

In addition to the bathhouse, several people walked in the direction of the station, walking for more than ten meters, Zhong Yuemin suddenly screamed in annoyance.

"What's wrong? Brother Yuemin. Little Hand said with concern.

"My stuff fell in the bathhouse. Zhong Yuemin rummaged through his pockets, "I'll go back and look for it, you guys will wait here for a while." ”

After saying that, he ran to the bathhouse.

He Dayong complained: "Such an adult, you still lose three or four!"