Stealing melons and jujubes, as long as people born in the countryside, almost everyone has done it, parentheses: except for girls.

When Wan Feng was young, he did not do much in Longjiang or Beiliao, and he also accumulated a lot of experience.

For example, stealing melons, if you enter the watermelon and melon field at night, if you touch blindly, not only will you lose a lot of time, but it is also very likely that you will not be able to steal melons.

Sometimes when you commit evil, the melon under your feet clicks, but your hands just can't touch it.

The easiest way is to drag the melon seedlings, the difference between the melon seedlings and the melons is very large, as long as the melons are judged to be on the melon seedlings, they will be touched along the melon seedlings.

To touch the melon, you only need to judge whether it is raw or ripe.

It is very likely that the idiom of touching melons by the vine was invented by some melon thief in ancient times.

If you steal cucumbers at night, this trick will not work, and the cucumber seedlings are wrapped around the shelf and dragged will have no effect.

The most practical trick to steal cucumbers is to use your arms to drip up along the bottom of the cucumber stand, as long as there are cucumbers, you can be dripped by your arms.

This is the most time-saving and labor-saving method.

But so far in this life, Wan Feng has not stolen even a cherry.

Grandma's family is eating melons on a click, including his grandmother who scolded him for being a loser.

Wan Feng didn't eat it, he picked up two melons and put them in his pocket and ran to the river from the back door to exercise.

Now he has practiced the second big set of wrestling routines to the level of proficiency, even if he stops the brain activity, he can also practice this routine skillfully by instinct.

As for the third routine, he has slowly memorized more than half of it.

This last routine should be the most difficult routine, there are so many unbelievable movements and tricks in it, most Wan Feng can't understand what it is doing at all.

After the drill, Wan Feng washed off the sweat on his body and lay on the beach looking up at the starry sky.

The Milky Way in the sky was exceptionally bright in the summer sky, and Wan Feng was just about to see if the Cowherd Star and the Vega Star were facing each other across the river, and there was a rustling sound in the trees not far away.

"There's a snake in the bush, be careful to bite your ass. ”

A figure floated over with a sound of brushing from the bushes not far away, and sat next to Wan Feng and hit Wan Feng.

"Badass, tell you to scare me!"

Wan Feng got up and took two melons from under a bush of trees and stuffed them into Luan Feng's hands.

"Where did it come from?"

"They gave it. ”

"Who gave it?"

"I said that you are not annoyed, and you still ask where you came from when you eat melons, do you believe it when I tell you that it fell from the sky?"

Luan Feng giggled, took a bite of the melon and chewed it like a mouse, and then said something that made Wan Feng speechless.

"Lao Liangtou's melon, he will give you the melon, you must have stolen it. ”

How can Luan Feng also know that this is Lao Liangtou's melon?

"Say, you also stole Lao Liangtou's melon?"

"No, I didn't steal it. Luan Feng flatly denied that it was not very honorable for a girl to steal melons.

"I believe that there is a ghost, so you can not steal it! Why don't you rob the old beam and burn incense. ”

Luan Feng smiled so hard that his body softened, fell on Wan Feng's shoulder, and handed the melon in his hand to Wan Feng's mouth: "Take a bite." ”

"I've eaten it, and it's all for you. ”

"You dislike me?" Luan Feng looked resentful.

This woman's brain circuit is so weird, it's almost as bad as a child's peeing time, where is this?

In order to prove that he didn't dislike her, Wan Feng had to take a bite, and a certain woman immediately smiled.

It's just that the next thing is speechless, Luan Feng insists on the distribution plan of you and me, and wants Wan Feng to implement it faithfully.

If you don't eat big hats, you will fly all over the sky, and if you dislike the poor and middle peasants and create ethnic contradictions, you will be discriminated against racists.

In order not to be condemned by international public opinion, Wan Feng had no choice but to comply.

So the two melons were quickly reimbursed.

"Lao Liangtou's melons are delicious, I haven't eaten enough, bad guy! ”

You see, they all say that women's hearts are needles, but why doesn't anyone describe women's mouths?

Wan Feng thinks that a woman's mouth is more powerful than Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong has seventy-two changes, and Wan Feng feels that a woman's mouth has at least seventy-three changes.

Luan Feng is a living example, just now one person took a bite and now blame Wan Feng for eating it.

Wan Feng decided to use silence to counter these unreasonable overlord language.

"Alas, let's go to Lao Liangtou's melon field to steal melons now, don't look at Lao Liangtou with a dung fork is quite scary, in fact, he can't catch up with us. ”

Wan Feng leaned back and fell weakly on the beach.

I can't live this day.

He educated Jiang Jun well, but he didn't expect another thief to appear around him.

"What's wrong with you?"

"I want to die, I don't want to live anymore. ”

Luan Feng giggled and fell on Wan Feng's body: "Don't die! What should I do if you die?"

"In the future, if you don't steal this or that, I won't die. ”

"Okay! I'm afraid of you, I won't steal Lao Liangtou's melons anymore. ”

"That's right, because in the future, you don't have to steal you to eat Lao Liangtou's melons every day, because from tomorrow I will sell Lao Liangtou's melons, and I will leave you two every day. ”

"You're going to sell melons, where are you going to sell them? Shall I follow?"

"When you go to the county seat, what are you going to do with it? Learn how to make clothes at home. ”

What are you kidding, he went to sell melons and followed by a woman, what kind of system.

"I said, shouldn't you get up?"

"What for?"

"Aren't you tired and panicked lying on top of me?"

"I'm not tired!"

"Damn, I'm tired!" Wan Feng pushed Luan Feng away and sat up.

"Hmph! Not gentle with people at all. ”

…

On Friday, July 11, '80, the weather was fine.

A little after six o'clock in the morning, Wan Feng pushed his bicycle out of his grandmother's house.

Today his bike is dressed up in a particularly coquettish manner. A basket about 50 centimeters long hangs on the left and right sides of the back shelf, and a small white wooden box is tied to the shelf.

This dress swept through the streets at the east end, and there were countless flying geese and ducks.

Riding a bicycle to the melon field in Laoliangtou can only go up from the Waqian team, because there is only one road where you can take a bicycle, and this lane happens to pass in front of Jiang Jun's house.

When Wan Feng passed in front of Jiang Jun's house, Jiang Jun was coming out of the toilet shirtless and sleepy, still lifting his pants.

Jiang Jun saw Wan Feng at a glance with sharp eyes, and ran out like a fly, looking strange around Wan Feng's bicycle.

"What are you going to do?"

"Make money by buying and selling. ”

"Can I go too?"

"Do you have a bike?"

Jiang Jun shook his head.

"That's it, you can't walk on your back, wait until you have a bike. ”

After Wan Feng finished speaking, he walked away in style, he didn't know what kind of damage his back would cause to Jiang Jun.

Jiang Jun looked at Wan Feng's back and shed two lines of heat... Snot.

"I must have a bicycle!" Jiang Jun made a bold statement.