Ma Tianyao touched Shi Aiguo next to him and asked in a low voice. With the Dream ()

"Uncle, what's wrong?"

Shi Aiguo turned his head, pointed at Boss Wang in the field, and said with a frown and disdain.

"This dog said that he was a liar, and said that a table of 1,06 was all-inclusive, and when it was time to eat, he asked us for the cost of the cook, and said that he would not cook if he didn't give money...... I see that the village chief is about to go crazy......"

At this moment, Boss Wang bared his big yellow teeth and said with a smile.

"Our service team has always counted the chef's fee alone, if you give another 10,000 yuan, I will let them cook immediately, otherwise, you can find the chef to stir-fry the dishes yourself." ”

This is obviously falling into the well, taking advantage of people's danger, it has come to this juncture, where to find a chef to stir-fry, money is a trivial matter, the key is that it is too annoying to delay things, sure enough......

As soon as the words fell, the village chief directly turned on the berserk mode.

"You don't pick a place for a dog, you dare to run to our village to slander people, come to someone, beat him !! dog."

"Oops...... Don't do it, let's be reasonable. ”

"I'll tell you a hammer, Lao Tzu's fist is harder than yours, that's the reason, give me !!"

This boss Wang is a foreigner, he doesn't understand the fierceness of the northern folk customs at all, and he is smiling proudly, but he didn't expect the old village chief on the opposite side to go berserk directly, and when he gave an order, the villagers around him couldn't wait for a long time.

These people are all perennial farming, although the muscles are not as developed as athletes, but the power of each punch is definitely enough for him, for a time seven or eight big men directly surrounded and beaten, and a few younger brothers behind Boss Wang still wanted to shoot, but they were directly beaten by another group of villagers.

Seeing this posture, Shi Aiguo was anxious, and hurriedly rushed towards Boss Wang.

Ma Tianyao thought that he was going to pull a rack, but he didn't expect that Shi Aiguo rushed over and directly rolled up his sleeves and began to blast Boss Wang, scolding while beating back.

"I'm Cao Nima, I'll kill you, kill you, kill you......"

Although other people were also fighting, they were not so ruthless, and seeing Shi Aiguo's appearance at this moment, a group of people were all so frightened that they forgot to do it.

Shi Aiguo rode on Boss Wang's waist, and the fighting posture was exactly the same as Shi Xiaoxiao, tearing Boss Wang's hair was a beating, this posture was not like a fight at all, but like a duel with the enemy who killed his father.

After a long time, Shi Aiguo probably felt that the fight was not enjoyable, and when he turned his head, he saw that there was exactly half a brick next to him, and he was about to shoot it on Boss Wang's head when he grabbed it.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Patriotism, bricks are too much, it's okay to fight, but don't kill them......"

The old village chief went directly over and grabbed the bricks, Shi Aiguo was completely lost, and began to look for weapons again, and saw a black thing on the side of the road, no matter what it was, he grabbed it and slapped it on Boss Wang's face.

Syllable!!!

It's black and yellow...... slapped on Boss Wang's face, and it shattered directly, exploded the flowers, and flew in pieces and splashed towards the crowd next to him......

"I ...... Cao ......"

"I'm !! Cao"

In the crowd at this moment, almost everyone has only one word in unison, and that is me Cao!

A small black and yellow dot was about to splash on Ma Tianyao's face, Ma Tianyao turned his head to dodge, and this dot splattered directly on the tip of Shi Xiaoxiao's nose, Shi Xiaoxiao sighed and wiped it with his index finger.

"What the hell?"

After speaking, he put it on his nose and sniffed it, frowned, and put it in his mouth and licked it, Ma Tianyao spit out directly......

Shi Xiaoxiao's grandfather hit him with a cane and scolded.

"Stupid girl, this is!!"

"Huh?"

Shi Xiaoxiao looked at his fingers in horror, and quickly vomited, and then looked at the crowd, which was originally inextricably beaten, but the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing and weird at the moment......

It turned out that Shi Aiguo didn't look at it when he was in a hurry just now, and ran over to catch a mess...... Poop ...... Judging from the consistency, the casual urine is estimated to be a little loose......

The more than a dozen people surrounding Shi Aiguo were the most unlucky and were splashed all over......

The crowd was bombarded with a pile of poop that made a gap, and they all scattered and fled......

As a result, the embarrassed Shi Aiguo and Boss Wang were left in the field, one fell to the ground and the other rode on him.

Shi Aiguo hadn't come back to his senses at the moment, he looked at the people around him in a daze, and asked.

"Huh, what are you running, you're fighting, you're all coming here!"

A young village boy smiled dryly and waved his hand.

"Uncle Aiguo, you fight first, you're welcome, you're welcome, you're welcome......"

Shi Aiguo felt strange, turned his head and looked at Boss Wang under his body, and saw a lump of ...... Poop, exploding flowers on his cheeks.

Shi Xiaoxiao saw Boss Wang's appearance, and began to vomit again, Ma Tianyao comforted.

"If you're feeling disgusting, imagine him having his cake slapped in the face......"

Seeing Boss Wang like this, Shi Aiguo himself was not broken, scolded me Cao, and then looked at his hands, disgusted, and quickly wiped it on Boss Wang......

Later, when the police came, Boss Wang cried and threw himself at the police, and before he could speak, the group of police uncles were frightened and began to run backwards.

"Don't come...... I rely on ......."

"Come back and we'll do it!"

……

So, Boss Wang, who rushed halfway, was knocked down by the policeman's uncle with a stick and sent to the hospital, and the doctors vomited......

Shi Aiguo went home and washed his hands ten times, and walked to the venue with a scolding.

"Which dog is saying that he defecates casually, let me see it next time, I have to pull out your cow and cow !!"

All the people looked embarrassed, and the atmosphere was about to freeze, Shi Xiao trotted over and asked in a whisper.

"Dad, why did you just go crazy, you beat so hard, it's not like this at home......"

Shi Aiguo said with a smile.

"Dad is happy today, living so big, usually only being beaten, hehe, I didn't expect the beating to be so cool, tsk, no wonder your grandfather and your mother have to beat me every once in a while!"

Ma Tianyao and Shi Xiaoxiao looked at each other, almost not laughing out of the pig's voice.

After such a fuss, the boss of the catering service team was beaten into the hospital, and no one cooked this meal, and the old village chief squatted on a big stone mill with a blue face to smoke, and dozens of villagers were talking around him.

"Village chief, what the hell is going on!"

"I know I'm still squatting here?"

The village chief was also furious when he was asked like this, and the others looked at each other and didn't dare to speak, Shi Aiguo squeezed in at this moment, and said with great interest.

"Village chief, what are you worried about, without his butcher, can we still eat pigs with hair? Without the cook, we will do it ourselves, and without the service team, we will serve ourselves!!"

A villager next to him was also splashed with just now, and he was already angry, but he started scolding with a grin at the moment.

"Isn't that nonsense? The service team is fine, what about the chef? Do you do it or do I do it?"

"This ......"