Chapter 219: Good Brother, Even More Pits
Jin Cheng saw that he was still joking with Ruolan, and was about to let go of his voice and scold him for being dark!
The image is unspeakable, and I have to scold him and cry!
"Tang Wen, go ahead," one of the guards in front of him turned back and shouted.
"Ahh
"Good things are coming, the little demon fairy invites you to talk to your heart! The peach blossom luck is here! You must seize the opportunity!" Jin Cheng played with the taste.
"Necessary," Tang Wen showed a happy expression.
Jin Cheng looked at his radiant expression and said secretly: Stinky boy, you will die a miserable death.
Jin Cheng also pulled the reins and followed.
Walking behind the little demon fairy, the guards were ready to stop Jin Cheng.
The little demon fairy shook his hand and said, "It's okay, let's listen to it together."
"It's not good" Tang Wen said, and said secretly: I pick up girls, how can I have a light bulb next to me, don't say anything else!
"What's wrong! I don't speak, I just listen!" Jin Cheng said angrily.
Secretly say that you pick up girls, otherwise Lao Tzu will be a light bulb next to him, Liang Xipi! What should you do if you say bad things about me?
"Hehe, then don't speak!" the little demon fairy said.
"It's the puppy who is talking!" Jin Cheng followed closely behind, not fast, and the lights of Northern County could be seen in the distance.
...
"Let's talk about Jin Cheng!" said the little demon fairy.
"Talk about him? The squad leader is behind the horse's buttocks, it's not easy to talk about," Tang Wen said.
This special mother is simple, this peerless beauty in front of her is not cold in the wind, and she likes the squad leader!
"You're not a puppy, are you, Jin Cheng!" the little demon fairy looked at Jin Cheng with a smile.
Jin Cheng didn't speak, he couldn't speak! As soon as he said it, he said that he was a puppy.
"Well, he didn't dare to speak, because he was a puppy! I didn't fall for it!" the little demon fairy smiled and bent over, laughing out of a demonic arc.
Tang Wen said happily: "Then I'll talk about the squad leader! Say it openly and honestly! I don't like to talk nonsense behind others, it's not good to do this way! Squad leader! Yes, this is what the Demon Immortal General wants me to say!" After speaking, he looked at Jin Cheng playfully.
Jin Cheng gave him an encouraging look: the beautiful girl is in front of her, you can step up as you want!
"Okay, let's talk about the first patient!" commanded the little demon fairy.
"What's the flavor of that, the title of the story I'll tell you is: The story of Jin Cheng and the women around him" Tang Wen said happily, at first she thought that she wanted to know about Jin Cheng's life and daily life!
Secretly said that such a beautiful woman can't let the squad leader take the lead, first hack you and then say, women, the most ruthless is to abandon from the beginning to the end, see one and love one or something.
Tang Wen has a lot of experience in dealing with women! There is no way but to base his noble image on Jin Cheng's obscenity! Who called you my good brother?
Good brother! I was stabbed at a critical moment! I beg your pardon! Who made this girl shocked! Even Yiren and Yifang, one of the four beauties in the capital, couldn't catch up!
When Jin Cheng heard this, he almost didn't spurt blood! Where did Lao Tzu provoke you, and he actually dared to smear Lao Tzu.
Oh! His heart is damned, this guy wants to make himself stink and improve his status in the heart of the little demon fairy! Something without conscience! This is completely out of the bottom line!
"Forget it! I'm not interested in this! You tell me the story of his healing and saving people!" The little demon fairy was obviously not very interested in these bloody things.
This made Tang Wen a little disappointed, he originally wanted to step on him, but now he wants him to talk about curing diseases and saving people! This is not easy to tell! The rumors he heard are all boasting that he has gone to the sky, and if this is said, if this beauty in front of him falls in love with him, how uncomfortable he will be!
He said quietly: "This... It's hard to tell!".
"What's so bad about it?
"Because his treatment and saving people are all related to women, and you don't want me to talk about women!
Jin Cheng listened to it and almost vomited blood! Is Lao Tzu's treatment and saving of people all related to women? Why didn't I find out, can this be connected? Lao Tzu also saved a lot of people, is it all related to women? Impossible.
You make it up! I'll let you make it up! I have a chance to clean you up again!
"Really, then tell me about it!" the little demon fairy was still a little curious.
"Then I'd better meet a few women around Jin Cheng! This is how I can talk about it! Just talking about curing diseases and saving people, there is no interest and story, and it doesn't sound like any taste!" His brain was racing.
Jin Cheng just had to go up and kick him, or take out the flint gun, and collapse him, and he wanted to scold his ancestors for 19 generations!
I could have avoided following the two of them, but thinking that this guy was hacking himself, I couldn't bear it! I could only resist the urge to beat him and continue to listen.
"Jin Cheng's first woman is called Zhihua! It's his maid, the maid in the room, you know?"
"If I hadn't heard about his healing and saving people, I'd be the first to cut you! Oh! no, cut out your tongue!".
Tang Wen was so frightened that he shuddered, "Don't! I'll tell you about it, Zhihua's mother is sick, but she invited a lot of people to treat her! It's the story of the evil daughter-in-law and mother-in-law, do you want to hear it?".
He paused, afraid that she would be unhappy.
The little demon fairy was still interested!
Tang Wen continued: "Zhihua's mother is her daughter-in-law, and she pushed her mother-in-law..."
Jin Cheng secretly said that he knew the story of his mother's illness, and he told it really well, this guy was simply slick! His mouth was very slippery! The story of his maid, he could actually tell it well, and he blacked himself and Ruolan!
Although it was a joke between friends, this... Ruolan is so ugly! Jin Cheng said that he was very uncomfortable.
"Jin Cheng's second woman is Chen Tao! This is how the two of them met! One day in Chen Tao's clinic, a patient ate dates and stuck his throat..."
Jin Cheng was just suffocated from his internal injuries! Don't say it! This guy is really a wonderful, hearsay thing,
He speaks more brilliantly, and he may not even speak so well!
"Continue" The little demon fairy was quite satisfied with the story told by Tang Wen.
"Oh! This Chen Tao girl, there is also a little episode, our squad leader, he really abandoned in chaos, he actually regretted his marriage in public! It has caused a very bad social impact! Now all the men in the Tang Dynasty use him as a negative teaching material! All the men in the Tang Dynasty want to kill him...
Jin Cheng has a big head! Lao Tzu repented of his marriage in Jingkou County, and all the men in the Tang Dynasty hated him? Why didn't I find out!
"It's kind of interesting!" The little demon fairy's interest was fully aroused.
"His third woman is named Su Xiaoxiao... Her brother-in-law, Kim Shi-jeong's wife, suffered a comminuted fracture in both legs, but he actually healed him..."
"The fourth woman is called Jin Yifang... There was a relative who was an outsider, and the widow fell and scratched her foot, and the other doctors thought that she was going to have her leg amputated, and he was cured..."
Your mother! There is such a thing! That patient can't fight with Yifang Bazi, okay! Your bullshit nature has finally been revealed, and someone will beat you out to avenge me.
"The fifth and sixth women are the queen and the concubine..."
"Ah, they have a leg too?!" the little demon fairy was shocked.
Tang Wen said embarrassedly: "That's not true! It's just that their illness, the imperial doctor and the imperial doctor can't cure it, but the squad leader has cured it!"
"Oh, that's it!" the little demon fairy was very happy to hear it! she just wanted to know whether her forbearance of Jin Cheng was worth it, and this kind of side understanding was the most revealing.
You ask him if he can save it, and he will definitely tell you that he can save it, because now he is a fish and a knife, and he doesn't dare to say that he can't save it, but this way of understanding from the side is the most revealing!
All kinds of signs show that there should be no big problem for Jin Cheng to save his mother, and the little demon fairy is happy at this time: it is worth it for him to endure Jin Cheng again and again.
"Yes, the squad leader is too attentive, and there is also the need to see one and love the other, this is not good, unlike me who is single-minded! Of course, his medical skills are still good!" Tang Wendao.
"Still?" the little demon fairy obviously didn't want to comment.
"Oh, the seventh woman's name is Ruolan! I have to focus on this! She is the daughter of Uncle Guo, and she is extremely ugly! Once, in the cell of Qingyunzhai, the two of them drank a kind of wine, and then something indescribable happened, hahaha!"
"I only hear stories about healing and saving people!" the little demon fairy was obviously not interested.
I can't help it, hahahaha, that... That Ruolan is extremely ugly, hahahaha."
Jin Cheng couldn't stand it and shouted: "Tang Wen! Can your special mother do something good! Laugh at others for being ugly! This is disrespectful to others! Do you have a little conscience?"
"Hahaha! I... Am I smiling?"
"You're still laughing!" Jin Cheng almost killed him in one breath.
"I couldn't help it, hahahaha! She's so unpretty!" Tang Wen laughed and trembled.
"Enough!" the little demon fairy saw him laughing and trembling, a little irritable.
...
Silence!
Jin Cheng reminded in a low voice, "The opportunity is rare! Such a good moonlight is just right for the moon before the flowers!".
Now that I finally have the opportunity to ride a horse side by side, I have the opportunity to talk about my ideals, not about life, I am really sorry for this bright moon!
He mustered up his courage, "That, little fairy girl!
"Say!"
"It's not easy for everyone! For example, the squad leader, his parents have often spanked him since he was a child! Every time his ass blooms, he grows up, and he has always been inactive! You see that he is still living so miserably! Finally, he slept with a woman! It was Ruolan, hahaha!".
"What do you mean?" the little demon fairy was confused.
"Oh, I mean to say that it's not easy for everyone! Don't give up life, don't give up ideals, don't give up men!".
"What do you mean by giving up on men?" the little demon fairy was stunned by his headless words.
Tang Wen saw that she was confused! It's not easy, it's not easy! Obviously, it touched her sad things and touched her soul, and she must continue to comfort: "I mean women, there's no need to be Tsing Yi or anything, this world is full of love! It's just that we lack a pair of eyes to find love!"
"Nerves!"
"Also, if you meet true love, you can still return to the world! In fact, this world is still very beautiful!"
"What do you mean?" the little demon fairy was stunned.
"Like you, an orphan! Abandoned in a dung pit since childhood! Poor is pitiful, but now he is in command of thousands of troops!
"Bang!" the little demon fairy kicked over.
Tang Wen was caught off guard, and he was hit by a solid leg, and the horse he was riding was overturned.
I even fell and ate.
Don't laugh!
Keep endure!
"Why are you beating people!" Tang Wen was blindfolded.
"The old lady is an orphan?" the little demon fairy was stunned by his chicken soup for the soul.
"You... You're not a nun?"
"You're a nun!" your mother and grandmother are!" the little demon fairy trembled with anger.
"Aren't you an orphan, you were thrown into a dung pit since you were a child, and it was the people of Sinuo who saved you!" Tang Wenyi said rightly.
"Hahaha..."Jin Cheng's demonic laughter came from behind the two.
"You just threw it into the dung pit! Your whole family was thrown into the dung pit! Come on! Give me twenty lashes!"
"Ouch!
"Smack... Smack"
The crackling of whips and Tang Wen's roar could be heard in the air.
Jin Cheng couldn't help it, looked at the little demon fairy and said, "Little demon fairy, that's enough!
"Forget it!" she waved her hand at the execution guard.
"Holy, squad leader, you... Lao Tzu's chrysanthemums are blooming!"
Jin Cheng couldn't help but laugh, and smiled brightly: "I just said, I want to educate you! I want you to talk nonsense about me! The person who dares to pit me has not been born yet! Hahaha."
"Hehe! It's all over, how can you repay it
, this is not good!oo
Tang Wen's buttocks were beaten to the point that his skin was open, and he gritted his teeth in pain.
Jin Cheng laughed and said: "It's only 6 whips, don't pretend? you can't die, you were supposed to be beaten 20 whips, and the remaining 14 whips are counted as I will repay you for coming back to save me!"
"Squad leader, is it good to have a little conscience! Do you know how heavy it is to carry a whip? What's the situation? Didn't you say she was an orphan?"
"Ah, did I say it??" Jin Cheng pretended to look innocent, and said: "Her name is Wenren Moxian, everyone calls her Little Demon Fairy, and she is the princess of Sinuo Kingdom!"
"Ahh Monitor... You're so vicious!"
"Generally speaking, the third in the world! Now you know! It's not so easy to be a woman! Especially a colt is even more difficult!".
Tang Wen almost vomited blood, and was tricked to his grandmother's house by Jin Cheng.
The procession came to the gates of the city.
Seeing that Jin Cheng was refreshed, the little demon fairy said quietly: "Jin Cheng! Don't be arrogant! I know it's your ghost! I won't bother with you for the time being!"
Jin Cheng shrugged his shoulders and said, "Oh! Then I have to thank you for not fighting!"
"Hmph! Someone will take Tang Wen down and lock him up!"
"Ahh I was cheated by the squad leader, I apologize," Tang Wen said anxiously.
"Boy, if you want to live, it depends on your friend's attitude?"
"Squad leader, what kind of attitude is it?"
"I don't have an attitude! Don't worry, you can't die! Can you look like a soldier a little bit! It's so embarrassing, I don't even dare to say I know you!".
"Squad leader, it's not a matter of not being able to die, I want to pursue it further, even if I am a prisoner, I have to live a little better, you talk to the princess! I have been pampered since I was a child, and I can't stay in the cell at all!"
"Boy, you don't talk too much, I didn't cut you!
"Little Demon Fairy! Tang Wen, we are friends, although we like to trap each other, but we are indeed good friends!
"Yes, you beg me, you beg me, and I will answer you."
"You... Unreasonable!"
"Squad leader, you beg her! This is not a matter of losing a pound of meat!" Tang Wen was very happy when he saw that there was a breakthrough, he was originally a second-generation official, he was prosperous and wealthy, and he was used to eating and drinking, so you want him to go to prison to suffer, which is more uncomfortable than killing him.
Jin Cheng was a little irritable, and found that this little demon fairy was not a good person, even if you begged her, she would not necessarily agree, the reason why this guy became a little demon immortal was not a waste of fame! In addition to her strong martial arts, she was famous for her cleverness and cunning in Sinuo country.
Jin Cheng looked at the pitiful Tang Wen, after all, others came back to save him, if he didn't let him go, he really didn't want to go.
"Then please little demon fairy princess, let Tang Wen go, and Jin Cheng is grateful!"
Whispered.
"I didn't hear clearly! It's too noisy here!" said the little demon fairy Zhengse.
Your mother! Lao Tzu really wants to kill you! You obviously heard it! This kind of person is like this! If you have a handle in her hand, she will definitely get an inch! That's a must.
"Squad leader, can you be louder, I didn't even hear it!" Tang Wen just wanted to be free at this time, where did he care about Jin Cheng's face, he originally thought she was an orphan, pitiful!
And fell into the dung pit! Squad leader, squad leader, you're going to kill my rhythm.
I originally wanted to save her body and soul, but how do I know! I was put on a table by the squad leader, this guy is not an orphan at all, and he was not thrown into the dung pit, and he was slapped in the face by the little demon fairy, no! It was a spanking! Fortunately, his ass meat was thicker.
"Please let Tang Wen go, thank you!" Jin Cheng said loudly.
Jin Cheng has no choice, Tang Wen can come to save himself, just this kind of feeling, Jin Cheng also has to stick a knife in both sides, and now he will lose some face and beg for help.
"No!" the little demon fairy shook his head.
"You... What do you mean?"
This guy doesn't play cards according to the convention, it's really like this, Jin Cheng has a big head.
"Yes, Princess Moxian, you can't talk without talking, right?" Tang Wen said even more anxiously.
This guy is obviously not a regular card master! Tang Wen was a little dizzy.
"I won't let you go, it's to protect you! You killed my soldiers of Sinuo Country, as long as you leave me for 500 meters, my guards will kill you! Besides, now the northern counties belong to my Sinuo Kingdom! Can you run out?" the little demon fairy looked at him and said coldly.
"Ah, I said it all, it was a misunderstanding!" Tang Wen said hurriedly.
Secretly, don't talk about your soldiers, Lao Tzu is powerful, and he will not hesitate to cut you down! But now I look at the strength and don't allow it.
"I'll just look at the facts! You misunderstood, and killed a few of me, so I'll misunderstand you and kill you!
Tang Wen is like pouring a basin of cold water, and his heart is cold!
(End of chapter)