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I forgot to thank the bear children for their birthday wishes, especially the water and air, every time you come to poke Uncle Ha's real age, thank you (hit) thank you (death) you!

After Lu Zhenguo got Nanming's statement, he immediately reported it.

Then the high-level emergency consultations were held, and several high-level meetings were held in succession, and Lu Zhenguo had never seen such an efficient high-level meeting, and a resolution was made in a short time.

Lu Zhenguo rushed to Lazy God Island in a hurry with the high-level resolution.

Lu Zhenguo hoped that Nanming would be able to express his position, but of course he knew that in fact, Nanming was also waiting for the high-level to make a statement.

The current lazy god system has long been enough for the country to take the most prudent attitude to cooperate.

Nan Ming urged them to say that he hoped they could "hurry up, hurry up", Lu Zhenguo also felt an indescribable sense of urgency, and he didn't want to delay for a minute, and went straight to Lazy God Island.

But when he arrived at Lazy God Island, he saw a deserted group, and when he arrived, the security personnel who stayed on Lazy God Island looked dazed: "Mr. Nan, Mr. Nan went out for a vacation......!

At that moment, Lu Zhenguo really wanted to slap out and beat Nanming, the bear child, around.

He was urging himself over there to hurry up and hurry up, and he was running leisurely to go on vacation?

How can there be such a thing?

But thinking of this guy's usual temperament, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, sighed, and shook his head in resignation.

If it weren't for that, I'm afraid it wouldn't be the South Underworld.

This guy is a lazy melon first, and then Mr. Nan, hasn't this kind of thing been proven many times?

However, Nan Ming can be lazy, and the lazy god department can take a holiday, but they can't, because as Nan Ming said, there is really not much time left for him.

Lu Zhenguo turned around and ran back to his office, and then one order after another was issued, and the core of the order was only one word: "Pilot! Pilot!"

Many of the decrees that have been pressed and entangled in the past have not been issued, but they will be officially implemented today!

Hurry up, hurry up!

Believe in the technology of the lazy god system!

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In a corner of Dongbin City, 25 kilometers away from Lazy God Island, on a remote road with not many people, many coach buses with license plates with the word "Xue" are shuttling back and forth.

This is a conventional practice site for learning driver's license subject three, because there is less pedestrian traffic nearby, and there are fewer traffic police, so many small driving schools have put their practice sites here.

In the middle of the road, there were seventeen or eighteen people standing on the side of the road, waiting to practice driving.

A black Volkswagen stopped, and a young man got out of the car in frustration, and the other jumped on it.

"What, Xiao Huang, was scolded again?" asked an eldest sister next to her with a smile.

Now the main body of learning to drive has gradually been dominated by young students and middle-aged sisters, and most of the middle-aged men have been driving for several years.

"Well...... young man Xiao Huang was a little frustrated, and a little annoyed: "I asked him a few driving questions, and he scolded me, he was in a bad mood, why should he be angry with me, I spent money to learn to drive, and I didn't spend money to be angry!"

More than 10 people lined up in a car to practice driving, and it took two hours to practice not to say, and they couldn't learn anything at all when they got in the car.

"Bear with me, I can't help it. Several people sighed, "I knew I wouldn't apply for this kind of garbage driving school, I don't teach much, and there are a lot of bad things!"

"No way...... several of them, learning to drive is because of just needs, or work needs, or family needs, applying for this driving school, but only because it is close to home, there is no better choice, "Bear with it, all this virtue ......"

"Damn!" Xiao Huang snorted and scolded a few words, "Just now this guy even complained to me, saying that there are fewer and fewer people learning to drive recently, and the business is not as good as before, and asked me why no one is learning to drive now." Before applying for a driving school, don't ask the people around you what the reviews are? You say that after we finish learning, who will introduce repeat customers to him?"

Everybody is in a relationship.

"Bear with it, practice hard, I heard that it was quite dark during the exam, and when I met some examiners, I would deliberately dig a pit for you and card you, and I wouldn't let you pay the make-up exam fee......"

Everyone sighed helplessly.

"I don't know if I don't learn to drive, I don't know if I'm stupid!" In the end, Xiao Huang sighed, "Forget it, I won't come to practice tomorrow, I will rent a car to practice." ”

And it's hard to afford time.

Xiao Huang graduated from a prestigious university, has a good job and marriage, lives in a polite white-collar world on weekdays, does everything well, and is treated well everywhere, but learning to drive makes him feel unspeakable frustration.

If it weren't for his wife's pregnancy, a car would be needed in the future, and he really didn't want to come to learn to drive.

"You are stupid, you don't come to practice after paying the tuition, isn't that a vain teaching?

Xiao Huang is messy, and he doesn't know if he is stupid to spend his time practicing driving, or renting a car to practice stupidity, or planning to learn to drive, is it stupid in itself?

What age is this, why do you still need to learn to drive!

At the moment when Xiao Huang complained, Xiao Huang's mobile phone rang and received a push advertisement.

On weekdays, Xiao Huang especially hates advertising, but this time, Xiao Huang just glanced at it and couldn't take his eyes off it.

"Exciting news, Jidong Province has just issued a pilot decree, allowing self-driving vehicles that have passed the audit and assessment to drive on the road from today!

Autonomous driving?

Jidong Province...... Allowing self-driving vehicles on the road?

Xiao Huang opened the link and looked inside, and was immediately disappointed.

This advertisement counted ten vehicles with automatic driving functions, not only none of them could be afforded by Xiaohuang, but these ten cars did not pass the audit and assessment of Jidong Province at all, and they are still in the stage of hard work.

"What's the use of that!"

At this moment, another message popped up.

"Produced by Lazy God, BYB OEM, 100,000 yuan god car Xiaohuang listed! No driver's license required, automatic driving! The real autonomous driving is coming! Liberate your way to work!"

Seeing this name, Xiao Huang immediately remembered many previous rumors, and he is also Xiao Huang, and this car is also called Xiao Huang?

Moreover, it is produced by Lazy God!!!!!

Even two rows of exclamation marks can't express Xiao Huang's excitement at this time.

Produced by Lazy God, it must be a high-quality product!

He can afford it!

He quickly clicked on the link and saw the car named "Little Yellow".

As the name says, this is a relatively round and cute car, which tends to be feminine, well, my wife can also drive it.

The body is not big, but it is enough for a family of three or four, and the evaluation says that the interior space is not small at all, and it is not crowded for five people. Because this car is completely electric, it doesn't take up as much space as the complicated parts of a gasoline car, not to mention that this car has made the most of the interior space.

Almost with a trembling hand, he called BYB's customer service number, originally thought that he would have to wait a long time to get through, but who would have thought that it would be through as soon as he called.

"Hey, hello, I want to ask that magic car little yellow...... Do you really not need a driver's license?"

"Hello sir, yes, Xiao Huang can drive without a driver's license. ”

"Then there won't be any restrictions on the road. ”

"At present, Xiao Huang is the only one who has passed all the assessments, whether it is rush hour or night, whether it is on the highway or driving on mountain roads, we can ensure safety!"

"Really?"

"Of course, in fact, the god car Xiaohuang still has some preferential treatment, you are now in Dongbin City, the Dongbin Municipal Government has also issued a subsidy policy for autonomous vehicles, if you apply for a subsidy now, the automatic driving subsidy plus the electric vehicle subsidy, plus the first discount, you can get this car for 60,000!"

"Really?"

"Of course, there is an auto show going on in Higashihama at the moment, so you can pick up the car on the spot if you want, and we have a lot of stock. The customer service staff replied.

"That'...... This autonomous driving, is it reliable......" Finally, Xiao Huang is still a little worried.

"Sir. The tone on the other side became rare and serious: "When you communicated with me, did you realize that I am actually an artificial intelligence?"

"Huh?" "What?artificial intelligence?The girl on the other side with a crisp and capable voice is an artificial intelligence?

"Sir, every little yellow is not only your car, it is also your friend, your family, your best partner, you can completely trust him! He will protect your safety with his life, believe me, that's right!"

Hanging up the phone, Xiao Huang stood in place for a moment.

Until a rough shout woke him up: "Get in the car! What about you, what are you doing standing there like a fool? Don't want to take the exam? If you don't want to practice, get out, don't take up space!"

Xiao Huang turned around and saw that the coach car was parked next to him, and it was indeed his turn to practice.

The coach was roaring at him.

For this reason, he had just waited for two hours, from morning to noon.

But at this moment, he really didn't want to practice anymore.

"You're right, I really don't want to take the test. Xiao Huang smiled, didn't care about being angry, didn't care about saying anything like returning the money, he turned around and ran.

The nearest auto show is only seven or eight bus stops away from him!

Along the way, Xiao Huang has seen several magic cars Xiao Huang!

The logo of the little yellow car is a green shoot, like a pair of open hands, and it is also a cute wind.

Xiao Huang knows that it is estimated that the market positioning of the manufacturer is mainly women, after all, according to the proportion, men have more driver's licenses, and the demand for autonomous driving is not so urgent.

They are beautiful and inviting on the road, and the passengers in the car are smiling.

When waiting for the red light, Xiao Huang even saw a young woman sitting in the back seat, feeding the child in the child safety seat to drink, the doting smile on her face was full of maternal brilliance, and there was no one in the driver's seat in front of her!

Letting the little guy hold the cup by himself, the mother turned her head and saw the stunned little yellow, smiling and nodding.

Excellent!

After getting out of the car, Xiao Huang ran into the convention and exhibition center in one go, and saw the logo of the lazy god department and the logo of BYB from a distance, as well as the huge explosion special effect text: "The god car Xiao Huang is shocked to go on the market!"

He was already out of breath, and even ran into the convention and exhibition center in one breath, found the joint booth of the Lazy God Department and BYB, held his knees and took a few deep breaths, and said breathlessly: "I want to ...... Buy...... Wonder car Xiaohuang!"

"Hello Mr. Huang! Ali told me that you would come to buy a car, and we have been waiting for you to come!" a waitress smiled and handed over a glass of water.

"Huh?" Xiao Huang's eyes widened, "Who is Ali?"

"The customer service girl who received you just now, she can hear your voice at once. The attendant tapped his headset, "Ali said, let me say hello." ”

"This ...... Will Ali tell you this?"

"Of course, we're good partners, and we're the business champions of the month!"

After chatting with the service staff for a few words, Xiao Huang remembered his intention: "That...... I want to see the car. ”

"Okay, wait a minute. The waitress waved her hand back, and a small yellow car drove from behind, and when they arrived in front of the two of them, the door opened automatically.

There was really no one in the car, there was not even a steering wheel in front of the driver's platform, only some instruments on the rounded front panel, and a circle of light strips on the top, which emitted a soft light, and at this time a pair of eyes appeared on the light strip, Xiao Huang felt ...... The car is looking at itself.

Very curious look.

"Mr. Huang, have you used lazy god products before?"

"Uh...... Not really. ”

"It's okay, because the products of the lazy god department are really simple, Xiao Huang, say hello. ”

"Hey!" said Huang in quick greeting.

"Hello!" the voice of a vigorous teenager sounded.

Xiao Huang and Xiao Huang said hello together.

"Poof......" the waitress smiled and bent over.

"Ah...... My surname is Huang, and I'm also Xiao Huang......" Xiao Huang laughed awkwardly.

"Then, Mr. Huang, give this car a name. ”

"Well, you can't just call you Xiaohuang, just call you Xiaoxiaohuang. "Xiao Huang is an incompetent star.

"Okay, hello Xiao Huang, I'm Xiao Xiao Huang! ”

"Hah!" Xiao Huang couldn't help but laugh, "Is he joking with me?"

"Of course. The waitress held the roof of the car and motioned for Xiao Huang to sit in, "Xiao Huang ...... Well, Xiao Huang has a great sense of humor, and it will be your best partner, trust me. ”

Xiao Huang looked at this round yellow car, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, but he still said with a little regret: "Isn't there any other color for the god car Xiao Huang now?"

A big man always feels a little weird to drive such a small yellow car.

"I'm very sorry, our god car Xiao Huang happens to be in the stage of shaping the brand, you know, the model is originally Xiao Huang, of course, only yellow, this is to emphasize the existing image, so there is no other color for the time being. However, we also have a model, which will be launched at the end of the year, which is a black SUV, called Dahei, priced at about 150,000, if you want to buy it, you can also wait for Dahei to be listed. ”

"Hey, Brother Xiaohuang, you just named me, don't you want me?" Xiao Xiaohuang called out very anxiously.

Xiao Huang shook his head again and again: "No, no, Da Hei is temporarily beyond my budget." ”

"That's not up yet!" Xiao Xiaohuang urged: "Hurry up, let's go for a ride together!"

Sitting in the car, Xiao Huang looked left and right in the car, and then suddenly realized that he was too eager to come and didn't prepare anything, he was a little embarrassed and said: "Uh, the first time I buy a car, what do I need to pay attention to when buying a car? What procedures do I have to go through?"

"You don't need anything, you can drive away now, you can go and ask your friends to help you take a look, consult, if you are satisfied, you can pay within twenty-four hours, or you can apply for an extension in installments, these little yellows...... I mean Xiaoxiao Huang can help you do it, all the agreements are notarized in electronic form, if you need a paper agreement, you can go to our store to pick it up or we will send it to your door. ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true. You know that we lazy gods like to simplify all unnecessary links, save if you can, and be lazy if you can!"

I really like this style!

Xiao Huangxin said.

"If you're not satisfied, you can return it within 48 hours at the latest, just tell Xiao Huang and let him come back on his own. ”

No, it won't.

Xiao Huangxin said.

He has fallen in love with the car, and as the waitress said, they will be the best partners.

"Then let's go out for a ride, oh oh! Let's go!" Xiao Xiaohuang's setting is a very energetic teenager. It can give women and children a sense of security, but it does not put a lot of pressure on men.

"Let's go!" Xiao Huang also became excited.

"Well, sit down. ”

"Hmmm......"

"Seat belts!"

"Oh oh oh!" Xiao Huang quickly pulled on his seat belt.

"Then let's go!"

Xiao Xiao Huang started slowly, accelerated silently, and drove out.

Xiao Huang looked in the rearview mirror, and he saw that the waitress just now greeted a guest again, and beckoned to another magic car, Xiao Huang.

"Ready, speed up!" Xiao Xiaohuang reminded and drove out of the convention and exhibition center, speeding into the traffic.

When passing by a traffic policeman, Xiao Huang was quite worried, he didn't have a driver's license, and this car didn't even have a steering wheel at all, who would have thought that people would look at him and turn their heads to other places, and they really didn't need a driver's license!

"Where do you go now?" asked Xiao Xiaohuang.

"Hmm......" Xiao Huang hesitated for a moment, thinking of his colleague Brother Wang, Brother Wang is a car fan, studying all kinds of cars all day long, and now he should let him go and see, Xiao Huang has any problems.

After all, they all come down the assembly line, and every car may have some hidden dangers and the like.

Xiao Huang made a phone call and told Xiao Xiaohuang the address, and more than ten minutes later, he saw Brother Wang standing on the side of the road waiting.

"Get in the car, get in the car!" The car door opened, and Xiao Huang happily beckoned Brother Wang to get in the car.

Brother Wang got into the car, looked at the car curiously, and said: "I didn't expect you to buy this car, but you are a little too anxious, buying a car does not mean that you can use it well, and the electric car is still a little troublesome, that is, what to do with charging." And I remember you didn't buy a parking space, where to park at night. ”

Oh, yes.

Xiao Huang was so excited that he forgot about the practicality.

"Don't worry, I can charge it myself, if I can't park it at home, I can park it in the three-dimensional parking lot at night, call me if you have something, I will pick you up in advance." "Little ecliptic.

Brother Wang was taken aback: ", is this the car talking?"

"Yes!" Xiao Huang suddenly laughed.

"What you just said is true?" Brother Wang's eyes widened.

"Of course, if you encounter a traffic jam, or go to run errands but don't have a parking lot, you can get down and walk by yourself, and I'll find a place to park by myself." Even if you really don't have a place to park, just walk around the road for a while. ”

"How do you feel like there's an extra full-time driver?" Brother Wang's eyes widened.

"I am, I'm the best driver!" said the little yellow.

"No, I don't believe it......" Brother Wang is not so easy to fool, he rolled his eyes and said, "Let's try!"

He looked at Xiao Huang: "We said we had dinner together last time, but we never found a chance, I invited you and Zhang Wei to eat at noon, how about going to the whole sheep hot pot that didn't find a parking space last time?"

"I'll please, I'll please!" Xiao Huang how could he let Brother Wang have a treat?

"Then let's make a little bet. Brother Wang smiled: "Let's get off later, let this ...... Xiao Xiaohuang is going to pick up Zhang Wei and your sister-in-law, if he can pick them up, I'll invite them today!"

"Okay! this is interesting!" It's just a meal, and Xiao Huang is not polite, and the two of them giggle and make a bet.

"Don't worry about leaving it to me, I'm very powerful!" Xiao Xiaohuang is not stage frightened at all.

About forty-five minutes later, Xiao Huang received a strange phone call, thinking it was an advertisement, and wanted to hang up, but worried that it was a business matter, so he hesitated to pick it up.

"Brother Xiao Huang, Brother Wang, the two queens have arrived, come out to greet you!"

"Huh, where?" the two of them walked out the door, looking around.

"Look back!"

The two of them turned their heads and saw a beautiful little yellow car, speeding out of the car river and slowly stopping in front of the two.

"Hahaha, Brother Wang is going to have a treat today!" Xiao Huang hugged his wife Zhang Wei, and the two laughed.

"Husband, I like Xiao Xiaohuang so much! Thank you for the gift you gave me! Kiss one!" Zhang Wei hugged Xiao Huangdao.

In front of Brother Wang's wife just now, Xiao Xiaohuang said that he was the king of power that Xiao Huang gave Zhang Wei, which made Zhang Wei feel that she had a lot of face.

And she was happy when she thought that she would have a big belly in the future and could run around in Xiaohuang.

What? I didn't say that...... Xiao Xiaohuang, this kid, is very capable!

He is worthy of being a good brother of his brother!

The little yellow eye leaned into the car, and he saw a pixel-style thumb on the light strip on the top of the car.

"Brother, steady, come on!"

At noon, a few people drank some wine and sent Brother Wang and his wife home, and along the way, Brother Wang and his wife were discussing whether to buy a small yellow car.

On the way home, Xiao Huang had a whim, let Xiao Xiao Huang turn a corner, and arrived at the place where he practiced driving in the morning.

There were fewer people than in the morning, but there were still more than a dozen people waiting to practice.

Xiao Xiao Huang stopped, Xiao Huang poked his head out of the car window, and said with a smile: "A few of you are still practicing, I'll come to Amway for a good thing." ”

"Xiao Huang!"

"Xiao Huang actually drove in the car!"

"You're crazy, and you're still drunk driving!"

"Where, this is unmanned! It's okay to drink some wine! Because it's not me driving at all!" Xiao Huang patted the dashboard, laughed, and said to his brothers and sisters Amway's little yellow car.

Just as he was calm, the coach drove over, Xiao Huang deliberately spewed out a puff of alcohol, and said with a smile: "Coach Shen, didn't you still complain that business was not good in the morning?"

"Rest assured, your business is ...... It's going to get worse and worse. ”

As he spoke, Xiao Huang patted the dashboard, and Xiao Huang drew an arc and walked away.