He hurriedly put ten yuan in his pocket, which was his food expenses for at least three days, and he looked at the table again, there were still many dishes on the table, basically he had not eaten anything, even the fish was still half a day, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and hurriedly took chopsticks and ate his fried cabbage.

After eating, he still has to lead the military training uniform, this is going to be military training, the freshmen are all going to military training, and the sophomore students basically have to take a week to arrive at the school, at this time, many of the early arrivals are not back, or they are directly here work-study students, and there are those who come to be Zhiyuan, most of them have not arrived.

In the evening, the freshman students had already put on the military training uniform, and Zhang Yongan put on the military training uniform, obviously with an ordinary appearance and an average figure, but he felt that he was already superior.

When the instructor asked people to go up to perform the show, Zhang Yongan volunteered to step forward, although he couldn't do anything else, but the singing was very good, especially the song of Liu Tianwang, all the people who heard him sing said that he could sing the taste of Liu Tianwang, of course, he himself thought so.

He walked up, and was just about to raise his voice, when he heard a pop, accompanied by an unpleasant stench.

At this time, everyone was stunned.

You look at me, I look at you, but I don't know where this unexpected fart came from and who released it?

There was a pop again, and this time the sound of the collapse was even more stinky.

The people at the bottom still didn't react, and then it was like a few pops, which was simply a series of farts, and it was also added with Jie Qin,

"Puff puff...... Puff ......"

The sound was loud and the smell was smoky, and even the instructors were dumbfounded.

This classmate, this is the show you are going to perform, and before he finished his words, he was responded to with a poofing fart.

Zhang Yongan's face was suffocated, but the sound of puff almost never stopped, he held his head, his butt didn't make a puff sound, and ran into the toilet.

But even so, you can still hear the sound of puff and puff from outside the toilet.

It seems that even the air at this time has a strong smell of smoked death, and it also rises from the sound of puffing.

When Tang Yuxin came over the next day, he heard the elementary school girl in the dormitory talking about what happened in military training.

"Sister Yu Xin, don't you know it's funny......" Ma Tiantian remembered that his stomach hurt when he laughed at that time, "Our phalanx happened to be on the side of the computer department, and the instructors at that time let us get together to perform the show, and there was a boy with a square face who went up, no, it shouldn't be called a boy, that person looks so old." ”

"Well, it's very old," Cheng Xue also nodded, "It's not like you're in your twenties, it's like you're in your thirties." ”

Ma Tiantian rubbed his belly that was about to die of laughter, and then continued, the examiner asked the show, and the boy went up directly, originally we thought he was going to sing, and the posture was all reminiscence, guess what?

"What's wrong?" Tang Yu actually already knew about it, and the medicine she prepared herself naturally knew the result.

"Haha......" Ma Tiantian laughed and fell on his bed, "The boy posed and opened his throat, but everyone heard a poof, that person actually let out a fart, and it turned out to be okay to put one, but he put several poofs in a row, and finally ran to the toilet, and everyone could still hear it." ”

I don't know what kind of laughter they made in the first place.

They've seen all kinds of shows, but it's the first time they've seen a show with an ass, and that's so funny.

Tang Yuxin gently raised the corners of her lips, she didn't laugh out loud, but others laughed a little happily.

She just wants to know how shameless Zhang Yongan, a phoenix man, can be, and in this life, will there still be a fool like Tang Yuxin, who will raise him, and then raise a white-eyed wolf.

Tang Yu didn't come to school in time, she was in her small courtyard, reading books on weekdays, taking care of the flowers and plants she had newly planted, and then it was Tun disinfectant, in fact, there was not much time, less than half a year, she still had to Tun more, of course, she also ran all over the Chinese medicine market in Kyoto by the way, looking for the herbs she wanted, although she did not have the ability to cure the epidemic, but at least, she could prevent the people around her.

In a small house in the Siquan Hospital, there are all piles of disinfectant and some other things, these things, if they are put in the ordinary, are enough for her to use for a few years, however, these quantities, now in her opinion, may not take more than a month, because there are too many uses, every day the dormitory is to use disinfectant, when everyone washes their hands, they also need to use it, a bottle for a few days, not to mention SARS, which lasted for nearly a year, and Kyoto is still the hardest hit area.

A week later, the entire freshman military training is over, and this military training is still no big difference from before, except that there is a fart student, which is simply famous for the whole school, which has also become people's joke after tea and dinner for a long time, and it is also unlucky and shameful to live in the same dormitory as Zhang Yongan.

"Do you think he's sick?" a boy pulled his roommate over, and after Zhang Yongan went out, he complained, "It's all Shinto every day, and it's either early or late to eat, what is this for?"

"Who knows what he's going to do?" the roommate wiped his face, "Don't mention him to me, it's disgusting to mention me." ”

"What's wrong with him?" The boy knows that Zhang Yongan's popularity is not too good, too stingy and careful, a rotten eraser, it has taken a long time, lost the pen, and it is necessary to rummage through the whole dormitory, and let them take out things one by one, this is not a disease, what is this?

"What else could have happened?" the roommate was disgusted at the mention of the incident, "When he came on the first day, I was kind enough to help him carry his luggage, and he sneezed and sprayed snot all over my face. ”

"Haha......"

The boy laughed directly and fell on the bed with laughter, and pounded the bed board hard.

Talent, talent, talent, this is really talent.

Tang Yuxin changed into his white coat, and this semester they are going to start student human anatomy.