195 Why didn't Chang'e bite you recently?

"Ahem. ”

Wu Shan stood up with understanding, stretched the corners of his clothes, stroked the folds that did not exist on his shirt, and felt that his mouth was dry and his tongue was knotted.

I've never been nervous to speak in front of the 10,000-person auditorium, why are you so embarrassed at this time?

"Well, I don't really have anything to say, either it's up to action. ”

Grandpa He's weather-beaten face finally showed a smile.

He hates young people who talk falsely and empty words the most, and those who speak better than they sing often are cowardly when it comes time to take practical action.

On the contrary, it was this kind of young man who didn't know how to speak and only buried his head in things, which impressed him.

He didn't say anything about opposing Xiaobai looking for a local tyrant, only said, let's have a relationship first, don't marry yourself so soon. After that, he asked Wushan to accompany him to play a game of chess.

Xiao Bai's face was overjoyed, and the hand behind his back made a triumphant gesture towards Wushan. The corners of Wu Shan's mouth are also hooked very high.

They knew that Grandpa He had passed the level.

The more levels we cross together, the closer the two hearts become.

It's just that I pity the big head and his daughter-in-law, and I'm still waiting for Grandpa He to go back after he finishes his hand.

On a clear night, Wushan was busy on his terrace, where several astronomical telescopes were supported, and a Wuhai was holding it.

Both of them squinted one eye professionally, and they were still doing debugging in their hands.

Wu Hai shouted: "I saw it, I saw it!"

Wu Shan: "What do you see?"

Wu Hai: "Chang'e!"

Wu Shan glanced at his brother's telescope lens: "I'll go! ”

Wu Hai grinned very happily: "Hahaha, brother, you have made progress, didn't you all 'I' and 'I' before? Now you will say 'I'll go', there is a 'I' word in it! But the mosquito is similar to Chang'e and my feet, look at that figure, they are all quite slender and enchanting." ”

"Smack!"

As soon as Wu Hai finished speaking, he slapped his face very loudly: "Eh, brother, why don't Chang'e bite you now... Oh no, why don't the mosquito army bite you anymore, don't fall in love with me?"

This reminds Wushan that from childhood to adulthood, as long as he is there, no one around him will be bitten, and mosquitoes seem to be particularly rare. But this summer, there wasn't a single mosquito circling him.

Only female mosquitoes will bite people, can it be said that after I have Xiaobai, not only other women avoid it, but even the female mosquitoes have taken a detour?

Wouldn't it be that smart, right?

However, Wushan is too lazy to bother with such a trivial matter: "There are mosquitoes and water in the house, take it yourself." ”

Wu Hai prides himself on being a big and rough old man, so he is too lazy to spray that thing on his body, and there is a strange smell: "It's better to learn from Yang Luan in the Southern Tang Dynasty to be chic and open-minded - 'The flies are full of rice plates during the day, and the mosquitoes form clumps at night, and after every night is quiet, Yang Luan will be bitten on the head ......"

Wushan heard this poem for the first time, and joked that the ancients also wrote such down-to-earth poems.

Wu Hai felt that his eldest brother was becoming more and more down-to-earth.

What's even more joyful is that the last time I received a call from Brother Meng from the Air Traffic Authority, I said the wrong thing, and Wushan has not scolded himself until now, it seems that the two are happy and nourishing.

An array of astronomical telescopes and telephoto lenses is used by Wushan and Wuhai to scan the night sky, monitor the brightness of millions of stars, and look for clues in an attempt to spot distant planets outside our solar system.

Specifically, if a planet revolves around a star, the observer will be able to see through the telescope that the star will dim slightly for a short period of time when it orbits directly in front of the star and obscures some of the light.

The chances of this kind are quite slim, and Wushan may not always stay at home at night, so the possibility of discovering new planets in this life is even smaller, but as long as he is free at night, he will come to the terrace to cat.

Today, my brother took the initiative to apply for help, mainly because Wu Hai also wanted to see if the starry sky could inspire him a little bit by the way, and he couldn't write anything recently.

Inspiration is like a picky eater, you have to try to feed it with different goodies (food, beauty, bel canto, beauty) to see which one it likes, and once you like it, maybe you will tick it out.

Of course, it is also said that inspiration must be truly possessed by people who have experienced loneliness.

Under the wonderful starry sky, the two big men held the telescope without saying a word, and they were a little too quiet, so Wu Hai asked while watching: "Brother, what kind of wind have you been smoking recently, why did you suddenly become interested in astronomy?"

Wu Shan didn't like to listen to it: "Even if I have convulsions, I am better than you." ”

Wu Hai: "Okay, okay, you are 10,000 times more profitable than me." Brother, why don't you hurry up and figure out how to propose?"

Wu Shan is very confident: "You don't have to think hard. Even if there is no fancy ceremony, your sister-in-law is still your sister-in-law. ”

Wu Hai listened to it and said: "Yo ho, this self-feeling is good, do you think Xiaobai has no other suitors?"

Wu Shan: "Who, you name the suitor." ”

The tone is somewhat aggressive.

Wu Hai hurriedly swallowed back the words behind him, and by the way, he warned himself not to look for trouble, okay?

However, he felt in his heart that the sentence "Your sister-in-law is still your sister-in-law" is very domineering, and it seems to inspire him a little, or write a song with this sentence as the song title!

Wu Shan emphasized to him again: "Call me sister-in-law, don't be Xiaobai Xiaobai, is Xiaobai your name?"

Wu Hai: "She's younger than me, otherwise I'd still call her 'Da Bai'?"

Wu Shan flicked his head, just like when he was a child.

The brothers continued to stare at the telescope as they argued.

The heat of the day has dissipated, and the weather is now exceptionally refreshing and comfortable.

Wu Hai: "Brother, how did you know Dabai, oh no, how did you know your sister-in-law?"

"Uh......"

Wu Shan was speechless for a while, and the beginning of this relationship was indeed not so decent.

Wu Hai: "I guess, I heard that she dances very well, could it be that you are fascinated by her dancing?"

Wu Shan: "No. ”

Wu Hai: "Then you are fascinated by her paintings?"

Wu Shan: "No. ”

Wu Hai: "What's that?"

Wu Shan: "I was probably fascinated by her 'horizontal'. ”

Wu Hai: "Horizontal?"

Wu Shan: "Yes, she always talks back to me, I point to the east and she goes to the west, I point to the west and she goes to the east, she is still bold, always holding the frame of the human soul engineer and preparing to transform me, saying that the Wu family is the richest man in the country and has great influence, if the head of the Wu family learns how to love, the whole society will benefit." ”

"Did she really say that?" Wu Hai thought thoughtfully, "Well, it's really different, no wonder Brother Meng is also ......"

Wu Hai stopped abruptly halfway through his words, blaming himself for speaking without his brain.

But this time Wu Shan didn't mind: "The reason why I didn't stop you from recognizing that Brother Meng is also because I respect him for being a man." ”

Wu Hai: "What, brother, do you know him?"

Wu Shan: "I don't know. ”

Wu Hai: "Are you investigating him?"

Wu Shan: "Nonsense, you stunned young man is going to dig out your heart and lungs with people at every turn, you go out to make friends, can your brother ignore it? If I let it go, someone like you who is so heartless will be sold and help people pay for it when the time comes." However, I sent him money, and he didn't ask for it. ”

Wu Hai was even more surprised: "Why are you sending him money?"

Wu Shan briefly talked about the rejection of sending someone to buy Meng Junyao's paintings anonymously.

After hearing this, Wu Hai shook his head and said unexpectedly: "Of course, the eldest brother I recognize, who is talented and has a good character, how can he bend his waist for a few small money?"

"Ahem," Wu Shan coughed dryly, pretending to be nonchalant and asked casually, "Who is more than your brother Meng and me?"

Wu Hai pretended not to understand: "What's the point?"

"Well, let's put it this way, if you're a novice," Wu Shan felt a little embarrassed, "You... Who's more pleasing to the eye?"

Wu Hai secretly laughed in his heart, his brother, who had never had an opponent in his eyes, began to be unconfident for the first time.

Wu Hai deliberately showed a look of embarrassment: "Well, this seems to be difficult to choose." Brother Meng is so talented, his music and art attainments are so deep, and he is so ......."

The more he spoke, the darker Wushan's face became, and the more Wu Hai wanted to laugh.

It's really feng shui in turns, Wu Hai thought to herself, finally have a chance for me to tease my brother. However, through the conversation, he also deeply felt that his brother cared about this woman, which was unprecedented.

In the past, Wu Hai occasionally bumped into Wu Shan with those celebrities, and when he asked afterwards, Wu Shan couldn't remember who it was.

At this time, "the mountains, the sea, come in and eat the fruit!"

Shen Changge called out to them.

Only then did Wu Hai stop praising Meng Junyao's words, and accepted a fake white eye from his brother.

The whole family got together to discuss the wedding of Wushan and Xiaobai, the design of invitations and wedding dresses, the decoration of the wedding room, etc., and the family of 4 has never been so harmonious and energetic as now.

Wu Hai applied to be the best man at that time, and even Shen Changge, who had always protected his second son, coughed twice and said, "This matter has to be discussed with Dashan and Xiaobai." ”

Wu Hai: "No problem, they will definitely agree." ”

Shen Changge: "If you want to be the best man, at least you have to pick up your hair first." ”

Wu Hai: "No problem, Mom, there is that kind of software download on the Internet, which is to upload your own photos, and then it will change you to different hairstyles to see which one is best for you." ”

As he spoke, he searched for an APP from his mobile phone, took a headshot of himself on the spot, and then added templates of different hairstyles to his head.

Partial part, middle part, board inch, caliper, punk, Korean, big back, moxican...... Try them one by one, and the atmosphere at the scene is becoming more and more silent.

Wu Hai, who also felt that he couldn't bear to look at it directly, finally understood that it was not the fault of the hairstyle, let alone the fault of the software. If you look like your own brother, you can be as handsome as you waste your hair.