"Miniskirt theory?"

"Is there such a theory?"

The experts in the audience were amazed.

"Damn, I'm simply an evil surnamed Mo Bai. ”

"The theory of ultra-short skirts, he can figure it out. ”

"That's serious nonsense. ”

learned that Mo Bai participated in the Sino-American Economic Summit, and a group of Mo Bai's fans were also attracted.

When I saw Mo Bai seriously flickering out a set of theories called miniskirts, a group of fans spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Not again.

Mo Bai, this girl, is fooling people again.

"This is the big white I know. ”

"That's, however, Dabai is getting more and more powerful, never blushing when he lies, and besides, everyone who flickers is taller. ”

"That's, don't look at who Dabai is, that's practiced in the World Cup. ”

"But there are also some worries, such a tall platform, all the people sitting here are some economics specialists, do you hold it in vain?"

"I don't know, I'm a little worried. ”

Everyone's eyes didn't blink.

That is, he applauded Mo Bai's serious nonsense, but he was extremely worried in his heart.

"Wait, Mr. Mo Bai, which famous economist said this ultra-short group theory?"

An economics expert in the United States stood up and asked.

"Everybody knows this guy. ”

Mo Bai said.

"What's your name, then? ”

"Since you all want to know, then, let me say, this person is me. ”

Mo Bai took a sip of water and replied calmly.

It's just that Mo Bai calmed down, but everyone in the audience was not calm.

The school professor, who drank the same water as Mo Bai, directly squirted out a mouthful of water.

"I'll ......"

"Mo Bai, don't play, okay. ”

"This is an economic forum, not a literary forum, and it is not a place for nonsense. ”

At the scene, there was an uproar.

Not only some economics experts sent by the United States, but also some domestic economics experts frowned.

"Professor Yang, you invited this Mo Bai?"

"No, not invited by the organizers?"

"I found out, the organizer didn't invite Mo Bai. ”

"And how did he get in?"

"I seem to have gotten in......"

Several domestic economic experts looked at each other.

It's just that Mo Bai is already standing on the podium, and Mo Bai is so famous, they can't catch up, and they can't catch up.

"So you're the famous economist. ”

The American economic expert "Wilson" who stood up and asked Mo Bai just now said with a smile.

"Why, this friend from the United States, can't I launch a set of my own economic theories?"

Although I know that my speech is amazing...... But Mo Bai is really not fooling: "If that's the case, then, shouldn't Mr. Fried's demographic dividend theory be brought here to give a speech?"

I have to say that although Mo Bai looks a little spoofed, and even more so seems to be a little foolish, what he said makes a lot of sense.

Any theory, any research, is made by individuals.

Fried could use his research for economic analysis, why not.

Although, Mo Bai's "miniskirt theory" sounds like a joke.

"Okay, so let's talk about your miniskirt theory. ”

Being asked by Mo Bai, Wilson had a headache and had to say.

"Actually, my theory is very simple. Although the name sounds a little weird. In my research, I think that when the economy grows, women wear short skirts. Because, they want to show off the stockings they are wearing. And when the economy is down, women can't afford stockings, or don't have the extra money to buy more, so they have to make their skirts longer, or wear longer skirts to hide the embarrassment of not having stockings......"

Although the miniskirt theory has a strange name, I have to say that she has her reason for being able to use it as a theory.

Before, many people thought that Mo Bai was joking, but after listening to Mo Bai's miniskirt theory, their brows lit up.

"Huh......"

"It seems to make some sense. ”

"I think so, too. When the economy grows, women will be shorter and shorter because of the need to love beauty. And when the economy is in a downturn, women will naturally wear their skirts longer. This is not only because of the economy, but also because of the economic influence on women's choices. ”

Everyone in the audience is an expert in economics, and as soon as Mo Bai explains, the experts understand.

"There's some truth to your theory, but what does it mean?"

Wilson asked.

"It's simple. ”

Mo Bai smiled and looked at everyone: "Maybe everyone still doesn't believe in this theory, so let's use this theory to do an experiment." There are about 200 people here today, and I see that nearly one-third of them are women, and among these women, there are Chinese people and female friends from the United States. Moreover, I also noticed that most of the women in the sitting room were wearing skirts. In that case, ladies and gentlemen, can you stand up and show everyone how long your dress is?"

"Absolutely. ”

There was a very interesting experiment on the spot, which made everyone here very interested.

Mo Bai just mentioned it, and the women sitting at the scene stood up.

"Okay, everyone, pay attention to the skirts worn by the female friends at the scene. Generally speaking, when a woman's skirt is above the knee, it proves that the economic growth of the region or country is not bad. And when a woman's skirt is below the knee, then it proves that the economy of a certain region and country may not be so prosperous. ”

Mo Bai said as he asked everyone to focus on the female friends sitting at the scene.

"We have seen that our Chinese female friends, their skirts are above the knee. This proves that some of our female friends in China are full of self-confidence. Where self-confidence comes from, in addition to its own strength, it comes more from its own economic foundation. Obviously, this fully shows the healthy and stable development of China's economy. And let's take a look, female friends from the United States. Of course, I don't have any other meaning here, it's just a small experiment. As you can see, most of the skirts of female friends from the United States are below the knee, and I think that as a Western open culture, the United States naturally likes to wear this kind of long skirt by nature......"

As for the back, Mo Bai didn't say anything more.

However, the audience was already bursting with fierce applause.

"Good. ”

"That's a good point. ”

"The skirts worn by the rice people are longer than the skirts of the Chinese people, do you have to say anything, this shows that the rice economy is not good. It's ridiculous that these experts from the United States are constantly attacking the theory of China's economic collapse here. ”

"Genius. ”

"Mo Bai is really a genius. ”

"The use of a miniskirt theory not only resolved the economic danger of China, but also shifted this crisis to the side of the United States. ”

A group of economic experts in Huaguo at the scene were extremely excited.

"Ahhh......h

"Nima, Da Bai really fooled them. ”

"It's really not bragging to pretend to be a little prince, it's accurate. ”

"No, no, no, now it shouldn't be called Da Bai to pretend to force the little prince, it should be called the little prince who slaps the face. ”

"The little prince in the face?"

"Isn't it. As long as there is a place for Mo Bai, there will be a slap in the face. ”

“6666……”

Bai Yutang's fan base has been boiling.

[Chinese economic experts break the theory of economic collapse. 】

[The great economist Mo Bai used the length of the skirt to argue that China's economy is still extremely healthy. 】

[Mo Bai's miniskirt theory shocked Nobel laureate economist Fried. 】

At the scene, the lights of many media flashed violently.

A series of news, a series of compiled headlines, once again sent to the world's major media.

Affected by this, Huaguo A-shares, which had already stopped falling, began to rise rapidly.

"I don't subscribe to your miniskirt theory. ”

was slapped in the face by Mo Bai, and Wilson's face was blue and white for a while.

Although he also felt that Mo Bai's miniskirt theory had some truth, he wouldn't admit it.

"We know that any theory, any research, must go through a lot of data and investigation before it can be confirmed. There are only a few dozen women in the scene, and it is not rigorous to argue the economic situation of two countries with the length of the skirts of dozens of women. ”

After all, it was an economics expert, just a thought, he found a loophole in this miniskirt theory.

"Not bad. ”

"This friend, you reminded me well. ”

"Even if you don't warn, I'm going to say it. ”

Looking at Wilson, Mo Bai took out the information that had been prepared long ago.

"Let's use data and examples to analyze the economic situation of the United States over the years......"

After passing through the projector, Mo Bai put the table he had made on the big screen.

Displayed on the big screen.

In the 50s, the economy of the United States began to recover, and various pop cultures began to appear. Women broke away from the dull and attached clothes of the past, and the polka dot print represented by Mary Monroe and the bell-shaped loose knee-length dress that fit the waist became mainstream for a while.

In the 60s, the economy of the United States prospered in a large area, and people began to chase more personalized clothing. At this time, mini skirts and high boots became symbols of the emerging woman. You know, before the 60s, many people thought that it was very rude to show your knees. But I didn't expect that in just a few years, miniskirts have become a common form of clothing.

Let's take a look at the 70s in the United States. The 70s of the United States was a chaotic era, with economic stagnation in various Western countries, coupled with a series of events in the 70s of the United States, which made many young people become more rational and seek to position themselves. At that time, both men and women liked to have long hair and wear very casual long skirts, note that the skirts here were almost up to the feet. In addition to skirts, there is also a very popular garment, which is bell bottoms, which completely wrap the legs in them.

The 70s passed, and it was the 80s in the United States. In the 80s, when the economy began to recover, comfortable people began to show their better selves, and many people liked to wear tight shorts or tight skirts. And at this time, a star Madonna appeared, and she became a major symbol at the time with her explicit lyrics and bold dressing.

……

Mo Bai said that a series of pictures on the big screen were shown to people from time to time.

The meaning couldn't be more obvious.

When the economy is booming, everyone is looking for individuality and wears more fashionable short skirts.

And when the economy is down, everyone wears back long skirts, and even trousers that wrap around themselves more tightly.

The younger ones may not be so cold, but some of the older people who have experienced it from the 50s to the present are deeply touched.

From the 50s to the 80s, isn't it exactly as Mo Bai described?

Even, several women from the United States have stood up excitedly and said loudly: "Thank you, Mo Bai, you remind me of the past." I still remember my miniskirt in the 60s, she was so pretty. Although I wear countless dresses now, I still think the one used to be the most beautiful. ”

Another woman also stood up and said, "I can't forget the economic stagnation in the 70s, although I don't know why I fell in love with wearing bell bottoms, but now that I think about it, it was because of the economic downturn that our clothes changed." ”