Wang Xiaohua is a girl, who came to work alone in a foreign land, has been adrift for a long time, and has always been forced to treat herself as a woman, and no man has ever cared so much about her.

And when I met him just now, I felt that Cui Mingsi was a very magnanimous and humorous gentleman.

Forget it, they're all people who are going to die, so what are you afraid of?

Let's just leave a last word, at least there is someone who knows how he died, and this person is also one of the parties who ate the national treasure.

A great sadness welled up in her heart, her nose was sour, and she finally opened her mouth-

"You, you, you first close the zipper. ”

Cui Mingsi looked down, oops, I forgot to pull the zipper again, why can't this problem be changed......

He quickly folded the zipper of his pants down.

Actually, this is a small mechanism with a zipper design.

When the zipper head is facing up, with a little force, the zipper opens;

But if you break the zipper puller down, you try again, and it won't open no matter how you pull it.

But even if it was such a small action as breaking the zipper head, Cui Mingsi couldn't remember it when he was killed. Maybe it's because I have big things in mind.

"Pull it up, big sister, you can say it. ”

So Wang Xiaohua was in the women's toilet of the banquet and ordered the president to order a red-horned and blue-lipped deer, but she told the wrong private room.

Xiao Cui suddenly realized, no wonder the plate of "mutton" just now was so delicious!

It turned out that the belly was a national first-class protected animal, and he took a big advantage by being silent!

But as the president, knowing the law and breaking the law, this is too undeserved!

Wang Xiaohua's face has become a big face: "Sir, if something happens to me, can ......I trouble you?"

Cui Mingsi interrupted her: "What can happen to you? You can't do anything, don't worry, I will stand on the stool to help you carry it when the sky falls!"

Wang Xiaohua thought about it, Mr. Tieta seemed to be having dinner with the richest man in a room just now, and he must also be a figure with a head and a face, maybe he can really cover himself a little, so he pleaded: "Sir, can you leave me a mobile phone number......?"

Xiao Cui scratched his head and said honestly: "Oh, I don't use a mobile phone." ”

Wang Xiaohua's heart suddenly became cold.

In these years, who doesn't have a mobile phone, even the small sheet that collects tatters uses the touch screen, and sits on the flatbed car every day to play selfies on the left and right.

And the person who can sit at the banquet with the richest man at the banquet attended by the heads of enterprises with a scale of more than 900 million, well-known brand CEOs and celebrities in the economic circles say that he doesn't have a mobile phone, which obviously doesn't want to entangle him!

What did he say just now, "Don't worry, when the sky falls, I will stand on the stool to help you carry it", in case something happens, he won't even tell him where to ask him for help, isn't this a joke?

Wang Xiaohua thought disappointedly, alas, forget it, don't look at which little cookie I count?

Don't look at yourself now wearing beautiful work clothes, after taking off after work, you will become a member of the ant clan in this bustling metropolis, and return to the small and dark basement of the rental house, how dare you climb such a noble gentleman, it is really too self-conscious!

Where she lives, when the landlord told her that it was a "bedroom with a bathroom", she was quite happy. As a result, there is a mattress in the palm-sized place, and there is a squatting pit next to the head of the bed, which is clearly a "bathroom with a bedroom"!

No way, who made this cheap fee.

Wang Xiaohua's mental journey did not escape Cui Mingsi's eyes, the name "Mingsi" was not changed in vain, in fact, don't look at him who looks big and a little anxious, but he is a delicate man: "Although I don't use a mobile phone, I can leave you a mobile phone number of my friend, in case something happens, he can also help you." ”

I reported a mobile phone number and said that the owner of the number was called Wushan. With his knowledge of Wushan, Wushan wouldn't mind.

Wang Xiaohua was stupid. No, it's going to be the richest man's private phone number? Even if you have a number, you don't dare to call casually!

Cui Mingsi saw her hesitation, guessed that she thought so, and simply did it to the end, took her back to the private room, and greeted Wushan in person, so that if Wushan received a call from Wang Xiaohua one day, he would not feel too abrupt, and he would not remember what Wang Xiaohua looked like.

Wushan was very face-saving, and after listening to it, he said that there was no problem, but the main focus was also on the president's knowledge of the law and breaking the law.

And after Xiaobai heard it, his reaction was the same as Cui Mingsi's initial reaction - Emma, I accidentally arrived at a good thing to prolong life! No wonder the taste is so amazing!

However, I have seen the picture of the red-horned and blue-lipped deer, what a cute little creature it is, it is too evil to be eaten, as if I saw tears overflowing from their big eyes......

Well, go back and eat vegetarian for 3 days to show repentance!

Wang Xiaohua expressed her flattery at the richest man's invitation to sit down and eat something together, and she didn't dare. Wushan asked her for her mobile phone number and let her go.

Wang Xiaohua felt that today seemed to be a dream, until the chef's fierce face pulled her back to reality again.

Cui Mingsi discussed it with Wushan, and felt that this matter should not be too loud for the time being, and it would be mentioned again "when necessary".

"Big brother, it's not that I'm praising you, this meeting feels like you've changed a person, and this emotional intelligence has not improved a little bit. ”

I remember that Wushan didn't care so much for women in the past, and even behaved quite ruthlessly.

Wushan is not taboo at all: "Of course, thanks to my daughter-in-law's good **." ”

Xiaobai really can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. I just drank too much soup and wanted to go to the bathroom.

Wu Shan naturally stood up and wanted to carry her.

Xiaobai peeked at Xiao Cui next to him, and said to Wushan embarrassedly: "No, no, no, in this kind of public place, what kind of system do you hold me for?"

Wu Shan didn't feel unorthodox at all, and Cui Mingsi smiled and watched the two of them scatter dog food.

Wu Shan said that he couldn't move Xiaobai: "Then I'll push you to go." ”

There are 3 types of toilets, male, female, and one that is neither male nor female......

Joke.

There is also a small room with a toilet with a handrail in it, which is for the disabled, the elderly or other people with reduced mobility.

Without saying a word, Wu Shan pushed the wheelchair into the room, and waited by the side with confidence.

Xiaobai blushed and said, "You go out and wait." ”

Wu Shan: "No, what if you want to bump into it?"

In his eyes, she is now a porcelain doll that shatters at the touch of a button.

Xiaobai: "I'll be careful." ”

Wu Shan refused to leave: "I haven't been optimistic about you once, if I do it again, will you let me live?"

Xiaobai wanted to speak and stopped: "That, I'm ...... you here"

The argument continued, and finally Wu Shan agreed to turn his face away, and unscrewed the water from the faucet next to him, and covered his ears and whistled loudly to hide the voice that made Xiaobai ashamed, and carried her back to the wheelchair when he was done.

When the four eyes met, I saw that Xiaobai's peach cheeks were pink, and his eyes were watery, Wushan estimated that his daughter-in-law was probably going to say something affectionate, and waited for a long time with his ears on his ears, but Xiaobai said shyly...... "What song did you whistle just now?" ”

Wu Shan said angrily: "Zhang Tuchao, where did you put the key to my house". ”

Xiaobai didn't understand: "What, what?"

Wu Shan: "This is the title of the song." ”

By the way, I memorized the lyrics:

Last night I was walking on the way home/I suddenly remembered that I didn't bring the key/I called you twenty-six times and you didn't answer/Zhang Tuchao, you bastard/Where did you put the key to my house/The carpet was found, the garden was found, and even the uncle at the door was asked...... I'm so rich / Ten at once / People are very busy / Don't bother......

Xiaobai laughed and trembled: "My God, who wrote the lyrics here, it's too godly!"

Wu Shan replied calmly: "Wu Hai wrote it." ”

Xiaobai thought very seriously: "Ah? Wu Hai's brain is so big, not only writing those beautiful and philosophical things, but also writing such colloquial songs? ”

Wu Shan: "It was written in the voice of a friend of his, and it is said to have been inspired by the drunken words of his friend. ”

Xiaobai: "Hahaha, Wu Hai is really a talent, I think this lyric is going to be popular." Don't bury him in the future, this tenacious little life has been working hard behind his brother's halo silently, how touching, you sometimes encourage and encourage others. ”

"Who said I didn't encourage him? Every time he released an album, I quietly sent people to various video stores to buy it out of stock," Wu Shan pretended to be pitiful, "What about me? My little life is not easy." ”

Xiaobai gently grabbed his ear, and his eyes wandered: "What are you pitiful? Don't you have me......

Bang dang bang.

Someone outside tried to turn the doorknob of the bathroom, but it couldn't be opened, so I had to wait.

Licking and sucking gently, Wu Shan finally got up reluctantly from Xiaobai's lips: "It's time for us to go out, this is a toilet after all." ”

Xiaobai sat in a wheelchair with a red face, and under the impetus of Wushan, he passed under the nose of the old man with a crutch who was waiting outside, and was stared at all the way, I don't know if the old man's brain is big?

When the meal was almost finished, Cui Mingsi asked Wushan if he needed to greet any guest before leaving.

Wu Shan said: "No, I saw your name on the public list of attendees, I came for you tonight." ”

Xiao Cui was so moved that he wiped his nose: "Even if it's for you, big brother, I have to learn to wear a penguin software or something on the computer when I go back, so that you can find me once in a year and a half!"

Wu Shan: "Telepathy is enough. ”

Cui Mingsi: "I originally thought that our brothers hadn't seen each other for many years, so we had to get together this time, but since my sister-in-law's legs are inconvenient, you better send her back to rest, let's get back to rest another day." ”

Some other day?

Such a great god who sees the head and does not see the tail of the dragon has changed to the Year of the Monkey and the month of the horse?

Just now, by eating this meal and hearing their chat, Xiaobai deeply realized that this is a very important friend to Wushan, and he can chat with him very well.

Since they haven't seen each other for a few years, and Xiao Cui doesn't use a mobile phone, he can't usually be contacted, so he naturally wants them to have a good chat.

Xiaobai said: "The driver will send me away first." ”

Wu Shan: "No, I called you out, and I have to send you back properly." Brother Cui, wait for me here for a while. ”

The twenty-four filial husband sent his daughter-in-law home to settle down with a sense of responsibility, kissed and tucked the quilt to complete the full set of procedures, and then turned back to reunite with his brother.

Xiaobai, who was lying on the bed, felt that he was as happy as if he had fallen into a honey pot. Who says marriage is the grave of love?

Cui Mingsi proposed to go to the soup together as before, and Wushan had no opinion.

The night is dark, many people are already asleep, and for others, the colorful nightlife is just beginning.

Wu Shan and Cui Mingsi just walked out of the locker room......

"Eh, why are you?"

Note: The original title of the song was "Zhang Shi (not soil) Chao, where did you put the key to my house"