57. The toilet is miserable
Goble told him very seriously that it was not disgusting him, and that the toilet was really clogged.
"It's beautiful that you look serious. Chen Song smiled, "If it's blocked, you can find a way to poke it open." ”
Goble spread his hands and said, "I've tried everything, and I can't help it, unless there's a hammer to help." ”
At first, Chen Song thought he was disgusting himself, but when he realized that it was not a joke, he became depressed.
The manor is his home, and he is distressed when it is buried.
So he had to check the situation with a gloomy face, and went to the living room bathroom to see: "Gross!"
Brother Dao snorted, squinting his eyes with a yearning expression.
Chen Song came out with his mouth covered and leaned against the wall with a desperate expression: "Are you constipated?" Or did you throw a big Russian red sausage in it?"
He felt sorry for the toilet, didn't he deliberately embarrass the toilet? It is estimated that the toilet has lived for so many years, and today it is really insightful!
In other words, if the toilet can be cultivated to perfection, then today Gobul is its test of tribulation.
Goble sneered, "So you need a crusher to break them up, man, don't you usually need a crusher to help you go to the bathroom?" I thought there was one in the manor, so I didn't take it when I moved. ”
He drove away and back, carrying a small mace in his hand.
Chen Song said that it was an eye-opener: "This is a hammer?"
Goble handed it to him: "Do you want to take a closer look? I really don't understand, why don't you have a hammer at home?"
Chen Song had never heard of this thing!
Goble entered the bathroom and began to operate, a smell wafted out, Chen Song hurriedly closed the door, it was useless, the smell came out from the crack in the door again, and it was impossible to prevent it.
Brother Dao jumped up and down excitedly, and there was a shiny saliva flashing at the corner of his mouth.
Chen Song couldn't wait, he said angrily: "Are you smashing inside or are you smashing garlic?"
Goble popped up and wiped his sweat and said, "Don't rush me buddy, the toilet drain is blocked, and this hammer can't do anything." ”
Chen Song was dumbfounded.
In this way, he can only rely on leather picks, Chen Song searched for a circle and couldn't find it, so he called Bruce, and Bruce said that there was no such thing at home.
There is no way to encounter this kind of thing, Chen Song patted his head and suddenly remembered a magic method for opening the toilet that he learned from the Internet when he was in China before: "Goble, are there any loaches or yellow eels in the town?"
Goble was stunned and said: "There are loaches, and there are a lot of loaches living in the tidal flats along the Marka River. Four or five years ago, an archaeological team said that there was a shipwreck with treasure hidden in the river, and we went to fish, but the shipwreck was not caught, but a lot of loaches were caught. ”
Hearing this, Chen Song's heart moved: "Is there a shipwreck in the river?" Tell me about this matter well, and now you go to find a few loaches." ”
Gobble wondered, "What are you looking for loaches?"
Chen Song waved his hand impatiently: "Help you wipe your buttocks, what else can you do?
Goble's face turned pale: "Wipe your ass with a loach? What if it burrows into my intestine?"
Chen Song was speechless: "You really have something in your head, you don't really wipe your buttocks, you are dealing with this trouble, using loaches to drill open the blocked drain." ”
Goble suddenly said, "Good idea, but does it work?"
Chen Song didn't know: "What I learned on the Internet before should be useful, many people have tried it like this, and if they say it is useful, it can't be that they are talking nonsense, right?"
"Then you wait for me, I know a restaurant has this thing, wait for me. ”
Goble was very efficient, and after more than ten minutes, he came back with a plastic bag with a strong loach inside: "What should I do?"
"I'm going to teach you this, put the loaches in this hellish toilet!"
Then the two men began to wait and see.
The loach tossed vigorously in the dirty water, but did not drill down.
Chen Song touched his chin and said, "It's quite backbone, I'd rather not go to." ”
Goble was depressed: "Damn, what can I do about this?"
Chen Song said: "It's okay, I still have a big trick that is useless, you go to the kitchen to get some hot water, scald it with hot water, so that it will drill down when it is stimulated." ”
"Wouldn't that be cruel? If animal protection organizations found out, we would be prosecuted," Goble said. ”
Chen Song said: "It's just you and me and a dog here, let's not say who can know? Otherwise, you use your hands to dig the drain for this loach? Anyway, it's your mistake." ”
Goble turned and left: "Send this loach to God!"
He brought a pot of water and poured it directly, and suddenly, the heat boiled.
Chen Song was stunned: "Why the hell are you going to stew this loach? For God's sake, Goble, can't you turn your mind around? Use hot water and cold water to make warm water to stimulate it, you actually pour hot water directly? God, help me!"
Goble was also angry: "How do I know to use warm water instead of hot water? You didn't tell me!"
"You don't know, then you ask me. ”
"I asked you when I was putting the loaches just now, and you laughed at me!"
The hot water has a wonderful chemical reaction when it meets the, and there is also a loach as a catalyst stirred in it, and the smell of the whole toilet chokes people cry.
The bathroom door was pulled open from the outside, and Bruce exclaimed in shock, "What are you doing, are you cooking? My God, I'm just not here at noon, you can't find food and cook, right?"
Chen Song rushed out and inhaled wildly: "Don't talk nonsense, Lao Bu, it's Goble who blocked the toilet, and we are trying to find a way to open the toilet." ”
Goble argued, "It's your problem, I said at the beginning that I needed a hammer, and you laughed at me!"
Bruce covered his nose and came out and said, "Why do you still use hot water to open the toilet bowl when it's blocked?" I have to say, boys, what are you young people thinking about all day? Besides, when people are outside, why is there still a sound in the bathroom?"
Chen Song was stunned: "Brother Dao!"
He hurriedly rushed back and saw the little shepherd dog climbing up the toilet with his paws, his eyes were shining, and he was drooling while climbing hard, looking like a climber going up Mount Everest.
Chen Song dragged it out with the skin on the back of its neck: "Damn, Brother Dao, you actually want to eat shit?"
Brother Dao still wanted to drill into the bathroom after he came out, and he looked very determined.
Chen Song angrily lifted it up: "You bear child, you can't eat!"
Brother Dao was still struggling, Chen Song was really angry and yelled: "Okay, okay, if you want to eat, go eat it, damn it, I won't stop you, go eat!"
Seeing that he was really angry, Brother Dao was finally scared, so he timidly licked his face to please him.
Bruce couldn't help but laugh: "Mr. Chen, you shouldn't have said that. ”
Goble said: "Brother Dao may not think so, but your face is stained with, and then ......"
Chen Song: "Fake!"