Chapter 20 Actually, I'm an actor

Bai Xiaofeng stood at the head of the sand wall that he had forged using secret techniques, squinting his eyes and looking at the deep sea.

Calm.

The sea within the Bohai Bay is like nothing has happened, and with the movement of the earth, it makes the roar of high tide from time to time.

However, combat experience tells Bai Xiaofeng that if the first wave of the monster's long-range attack is defused, it will definitely reveal its true body and take a melee approach to duel with him.

This is not only the case with the monsters encountered when following the Ten Thousand Sword Ancestors, but also the monsters encountered after he became independent.

I don't know if these monsters have lost their combat experience for too long in the netherworld, or if the monsters think that humans are vulnerable and don't need the so-called plot layout, causing their attack rhythm to be like Cheng's three-plate axe.

But there is one point, since the monsters encountered today have been identified as the strongest demon level by the comrades of the Anti-Demon Bureau, it means that they must not be taken lightly.

For the first time, he used his anti-demon skills in front of the disciples of Wanjianzhuang, and he had to make the name of the master no matter what.

Let these people know that Master Wan Jian Ancestor is not the brother of the owner of the Ten Thousand Sword Sect, but Wan Jian Ancestor himself.

Let these people who have never seen the master never look down on him.

In this way, in the future, whether Master continues to slay demons and eliminate demons, or live in isolation, is no longer just a name, but a real person.

That is to say—Bai Xiaofeng told himself in his heart—no matter what, the sand wall cannot be removed at this time.

Just in case, the loss of his own spirit is nothing.

Suddenly, there was another long howl.

This long howl was similar to what I had heard in the conference room before, except this time, it was not so much a long howl as a mournful howl.

S City, H Province.

Seeing the big gray bird fluttering its wings, the rookie king was ready, and the moment he dodged sideways, he stretched out his hands and adsorbed these arrow feathers on the boxing gloves, and then threw them at the big gray bird.

The big gray bird didn't dodge, but just got up and held the feathers with its beak alone.

Immediately, he made a few noises and made a voice: "I said that you are really domineering, and you don't give the Sprinkle family a buffer time, which causes the contemptible person to hold his feathers so rudely." Tell me, how can people have the face to face the audience?" sounded like a middle-aged and elderly man, but he deliberately pinched his voice, just like those little students who sang dramas.

And, when speaking the sentence with different subjects, different sounds are used.

"Sprinkle" is a strong man, "Contemptible" is a polite middle-aged man, and "Ren" is a charming woman.

Coupled with the confusion of the first-person subject, it gives people a headache for no reason, and it also makes people feel that the atmosphere is quite weird.

The newcomer Wang is not a person who talks a lot because of his own experience.

Instead of responding to the big gray bird, he squinted at it.

I secretly thought in my heart: this bird is ten meters tall, at least ten meters tall, burly and huge, and its arm span should be more than thirty meters. And I'm 167 centimeters tall, which is a disadvantage. But the strength is 190,000 tons, and he has mature combat experience and boxing skills, which is the advantage. Compared to the brute strength of this big birdie, I should turn my weaknesses into strengths, let the advantages turn into means of victory, and use my flexibility to defeat them.

The countermeasure has been decided, and the rookie king's biceps muscles bulged slightly.

It was a signal that he was going to strike.

The big gray bird flapped his wings a few times, pinched his voice and continued: "Xiaosheng is a person from Beijing, he has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, hum haha, hey, he is interested in becoming a martial arts superstar. But who knows, Ben Shuai's talent made the seniors in the film and television industry envious, jealous and hateful, causing me to have to grovel in order to please everyone. ”

The newcomer king was completely disturbed by his words, which are not foreign or foreign, that is, modern and ancient, anyone who listens to them will be extremely bored.

Especially a middle-aged and elderly man, he wants to learn to speak from the little students in the drama, and according to different subjects, he changes different identities and genders, and desperately pinches his throat to make the whole picture more bizarre.

Before the big gray bird could speak, the rookie king had already slipped forward, and his straight fist stabbed out.

The fist slammed into the big bird's belly, and then a gust of wind was set off, and the surrounding branches kept crackling.

"The blow of 30,000 tons does not seem to be fatal to it. The rookie king calculated the amount of damage in his mind.

"Kick and kick~" Big Bird didn't expect the rookie king to attack so quickly, and he was punched in the stomach.

The force of the punch made it take a few steps back.

Seeing that the temptation had succeeded, the newcomer king wanted to test it again, so he immediately crouched down and wanted to jump up and punch the big gray bird in the face.

At this moment, only to hear the sound of "dong ~", a hammer fell out from under the gray bird, it ignored the rookie king's attack action, but suddenly said in a normal tone: "As a kung fu superstar, it is very reasonable to keep the weapon from the body." In fact, in addition to acting as a star and becoming a kung fu superstar, I'm also a repairman, so it's logical to carry a hammer on me, right?"

The newcomer Wang felt that this sentence was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it for a while, so he had to freeze in place.

Immediately afterward, another wrench fell from the big gray bird.

It looked down and said in a slightly apologetic tone, "Actually, I work part-time as an auto mechanic, and it makes sense to have a wrench on me, right?"

After hearing this, the newcomer Wang felt a little subtle.

Suddenly, the big gray bird seemed to be a different person again, her voice was deep and emotional, and her voice was slightly magnetic, and said: "The day we broke up was April Fool's Day, so I have always treated her as a joke, and I am willing to let her joke last for a month." Since the day we broke up, I bought a can of canned pineapples that expired on May 1st every day, because pineapples are May's favorite food, and May 1st is my birthday. I told myself that when I bought 30 cans, if she didn't come back, the relationship would expire. ”

After listening to this passage, the newcomer Wang suddenly figured out that this big gray bird was speaking lines from film and television dramas!

No wonder it sounds so familiar.

"You, when you were alive, were acting. The newcomer Wang said as if he was asking.

"Yes! You finally guessed, how do you see my acting skills?" The gray bird's voice finally returned to a middle-aged man, and asked the newcomer Wang with a little excitement.

The newcomer Wang was noncommittal and did not respond.

The big gray bird sighed to himself, and said while sorting out the feathers that were beaten off by the newcomer Wang Zhi's punch: "Actually, I am an actor, not an actor. The definition of an actor is very clear, there are only two kinds, a true character actor and a character actor. As for me, it is no exaggeration to say that because of their talents, these two actors can be freely transformed according to the different scripts and the requirements of the choreographer......"

The newcomer king didn't know anything about what the big gray bird said, and he wasn't interested, and he listened to it irritably.

"I said you, aren't you afraid to come to Wanjian Village to be a chivalrous guest at such a young age?" the big gray bird finished chattering and turned the conversation to the rookie king.

Without waiting for the newcomer Wang to reply, the gray bird said again: "Okay, let me show you the strength of the martial arts superstar." ”

As he spoke, he spread his left wings and said in a gentle voice—

"But it hurts. ”