Chapter 207: There are many stories in the morgue
It is said that if people drink cold water on their backs, they will stuff their teeth, this is not false at all, but after just getting the honor of the underworld, they were jealous of everyone, and they came to challenge, which made our heads big, today we just solved the two pretending to be Xiangxi corpses, although the last two people fled, but I believe this will not end here, this is just the beginning.
After returning to the prediction center, everyone was at a loss for this matter, but at this time I suddenly thought of a way, this matter started because of the underworld, if it weren't for the underworld to do something, the world's first demon eradication conference, there would not be so many things, so the underworld should be mainly responsible. If we seek refuge in the underworld now, we may be granted. I told them all about it.
After everyone listened, they opened their mouths and said to me, "Will it be useful to do this?" Do you think the underworld will take care of us?
Da Dezi said at this time: Whatever, Xiaofeng will do this, let's go down and ask the two old ghosts of black and white impermanence, what do you think.
I heard Da Dezi say this, so I nodded and said: Before we go, we have to prepare some things. Dadezi glanced at me, and understood, the so-called thing is to honor the impermanence of black and white money, these two old things do not see the rabbit and do not scatter the eagle, if I and Dadezi go to him empty-handed, most of them will be kicked out, so I still have to take some paper money, fortunately, these things are available in the prediction center, and Dadezi and I picked up some and put some back with the help of the deed of Youyin to go down to the underworld.
"1. This Reading"
Walking on Huangquan Road, Dadezi said to me: Xiaofeng, what do you think about this matter, do you feel sure. To be honest, I was also worried about being asked by Da Dezi, and no one was sure of the veins of these two old ghosts, so let's take one step at a time. After walking through Huangquan Road, I came to the ghost gate of Xudu, since the mysterious raincoat man appeared to snatch the soul of the demon bodhisattva with the same body, the underworld has been in a state of martial law. As soon as we reached the gate, we were blocked by the shadows, saying that we wanted to close. When we heard this, we laughed in our hearts, what is the use of doing such a thing to make amends, what were we thinking about in the first place. But people want to routinely do official business we also have to match, after the inspection, I and Dadezi were put into the city, this time black and white impermanence two old ghosts should still be in the Senluo Hall on errands, I and Dadezi came to the Senluo Palace, after arriving at the place, because this is the public office of the underworld, so we want to go in or need to report, no way, in order not to let these old ghosts gossip, I and Dadezi in the Senluo Hall near the place to find a tea shop to sit down, from this angle just to see the ghosts in the Senluo Hall in and out.
When we sat down, an old ghost over half a hundred years old came over, asked us what we wanted, I and Da Dezi casually asked for a pot of tea, not much time tea was brought up, Da Dezi poured me a cup, he also took a sip, poof, Da Dezi squirted out the tea and said to me: How is this tea cold.
I smiled and said: This is the underworld, of course the tea is cold, there is no fire in the yang here, so everything made is cold. Datokuko nodded, put the tea aside and started chatting with me.
Time passed minute by minute, and we didn't see the black and white impermanence coming out of it, damn it, what are these two old ghosts doing. Just when I was scared and thought about Da Dezi, a few ghosts also came to this tea shop, as if they were here to drink tea, now it is night in the yang world, and of course it is daytime in the underworld, so it is also the time when these ghosts come out to move, a few ghosts came over and asked for a pot of tea, and then sat there and talked, I and Da Dezi listened to what these ghosts talked about when they had nothing to do.
After listening to it for a while, most of the content of these ghosts is to talk about, which female ghost **, which female ghost and Yin Cha got in, think about it, the topics that several big men talk about are generally inseparable from women, and Da Dezi and I feel tasteless and don't want to listen to it anymore, but at this time, one of them said to the other ghosts: Have you all heard about it, didn't the underworld hold a demon extermination conference a few days ago? I heard that in the end, a person suddenly killed a person, snatched a thing, and injured a lot of Yin cha, this incident made the Lord of Yama furious, and sent a lot of Yin soldiers and Yin generals to arrest that person, but there has been no news so far.
Oh, we know. A few old ghosts retorted. Hey, listen to me, and what you don't know, I have a relative who works on an errand in the underworld, and he told me something big yesterday, and I can tell you, and you are not allowed to talk about it after I tell you, you know, if you say it and let the yin hear it, we will all have to go to hell.
A few old ghosts were shocked, but they were all curious to know what was going on. Da Tokuko and I were also very curious at this time, and we also wanted to know what was going on. I only heard the old ghost say, my relative came to me yesterday, we drank a little wine, this guy drank a little too much and said to me: After the mysterious man snatched things and fled from the underworld, the king of the ten halls of Hades immediately held a meeting, and also used the treasure of the underworld What is the reincarnation disk called to check this person, the people who can use the reincarnation disk are not ordinary people to know that in addition to the people who can't be found in the book of life and death, they will use the reincarnation disk, but strange things still happened, just when the reincarnation disk was used, there was a sudden shaking, but a picture appeared on the reincarnation disk, when the ten halls of the Hades saw it, they were all scared stupid, and listened to my relative, it seems that the above is not too peacefulThere is going to be a catastrophe soon, and this catastrophe is related to the mysterious man. The King of the Ten Palaces of Yama immediately reported this matter to the King of the Earth Bodhisattva, and ordered the Three Realms to want this person. Alas, it seems that this underworld will soon be lively, and once there is a dead person above, it will be busy below.
When several old ghosts heard this, they sighed and said: If you say so, the underworld will not be peaceful?
When Da Dezi and I heard this, we felt funny in our hearts, these old ghosts didn't know what they were thinking all day, and it was okay not to listen to these gossip topics. When Da Dezi and I were sitting here, we only heard someone behind us say, "Two little brothers, you came down from above?" Da Dezi and I turned around, and saw the owner of the tea shop standing in front of us and said with a smile: I see that the two of you don't drink tea, and they still have the breath of life on their bodies, so they must have come down from above to do business. Da Dezi and I smiled and nodded and said: "Uncle you can see, we are indeed here to do something."
Seeing this, the boss sat down and chatted with the two of them and said to the two of us: I heard that something happened in the underworld a few days ago, was it done by the people above, and now that the underworld is under martial law, you see, even the business of my tea shop is cold. The owner of the tea shop and the two of us started a complaint, which gave us both a chatter, then I saw a group of people coming out of the Senluo Palace, headed by black and white impermanence, I quickly shouted to Da Dezi, Da Dezi didn't know why he was fascinated by what the old ghost of the tea shop said, and I shouted like this, Da Dezi asked excitedly: What's wrong.
I quickly stood up and paid for the tea and said to Da Dezi: Hurry up, they are coming out.
Dadezi glanced at the Sen Luo Palace, and then stood up and walked out of the tea shop with me, and the boss saw that we were leaving, so he hurriedly chased to the door and said to the two of us: If you two have nothing to do in the future, you will come to my tea shop to sit down.
Da Dezi and I didn't pay attention to this old ghost, this is not a good place, if there is something wrong, I won't come to kill Lao Tzu. After Da Dezi and I chased out, I caught up with the black and white impermanence, and I stepped forward and shouted: "Thank you, Master Xie, stay behind."
After Bai Wuchang's old ghost heard me shouting, he turned around and saw that it was the two of us, so he stopped and said: What are you two juniors doing here, master, I am very busy now, what is there to say quickly.
I smiled and said to Bai Wuchang with a servile face: I heard that Master Xie likes to drink tea, so we specially sent some good tea to Master Xie. With so many inconsistencies on the side, I can't explicitly say that it's for money. Fortunately, the two old ghosts of black and white impermanence are not stupid, and after looking at each other, they sent the yin around them to take a step forward, and then the two old ghosts came over to me and said: Junior, do you have something, if you have something, say it quickly.
I looked left and right, but fortunately no one said to Bai Wuchang: Master Xie, there is indeed something to ask your old man, not a few days ago, we won the first place in demon severing! Although it's a good thing, but the above Mr. Yin and Yang don't do it, not to say that I don't deserve it, but also to say that the Difu has a suspicion of releasing water in this competition, saying that it is unfair, these days we don't stop, every day someone comes to challenge, so I think, and said to find Master Xie, I want to ask the Difu if there is any protection for our award-winning people, this is also for the good of the Difu, those Yin and Yang Mr. Don't care about the face of the Difu dare to openly compete with us, this is obviously not to give the Difu face, and I don't put the Difu in my eyes, even the people who are rewarded by the Difu dare to move, maybe one day they can hit the Difu。
You junior, be careful of nonsense, I will arrest you, tell you that the underworld has always been fair, will never bend the law for personal gain, and will not give any shelter to your personal grievances.
I and Dadezi were stunned for a moment, I didn't expect these two old guys to be so ruthless, his mother's this is clearly to cross the river and tear down the bridge! I and Dadezi are angry, my fire rises at once, these two old ghosts will bully the soft and afraid of the hard, so that the son and mother of the same body when the demon Bodhisattva is looking for teeth all over the ground, just like a dog, now dare to bark in front of me, although angry, but I and Dadezi really dare not offend these two old ghosts, after putting down the money, I and Dadezi obediently left.
When I returned to the top, it was already dawn, and after entering the house, I opened my iron mouth as if ** was not sleeping waiting for the two of us, and after seeing us come back, he said to the two of us: How is it, does the underworld also give shelter?
I sighed and recounted what had happened. After listening to this, Zhang Tiezui said to me: Look at what I said, I have already guessed, how can those old ghosts help us, see if something happened again, Zhang Tiezui took out a letter.
After reading the letter, Da Dezi and I couldn't help but sigh again, it's really a wave of unsettled, wave after wave, yesterday just beat away two corpses, this is not a matter again.
The heroes of the Demon Eradication Conference are as good as they are.
The last conference failed to fight with the three, which made the contemptible people very regretful, and then heard that the three won the championship alone, and I would like to say hello to the three here. But there is no absolute, contemptible people think that the three of the Taoist skills are just the skin, the reason why they can dominate all depends on luck, and there is no real talent and real learning, so today to challenge the three, to regain the title of the world's first demon mage, if the three think that they are not good at learning, please give up the title of the world's first demon mage, and with three magic weapons, come to the abandoned morgue in the suburbs of the city to find me, if the three feel that they are worthy of the name, then they can also come to me, then I will use my strength to impress the three. Chu Wuxiang.
After Da Dezi and I read this letter, we were suddenly angry, this person named Chu Wuxiang was too crazy, it was obvious that he didn't treat the three of us as dishes, I said to Zhang Tiezui: Let's go to him now.
Zhang Tiezui saw that I was a little impulsive and said to me: Xiaofeng, you sit down first, don't worry, I think we have to think about this matter in the long run, we don't know what the enemy's situation is, we will definitely suffer if we look for it so rashly, so let's find out the situation first and then make plans You see how it is. was said by Zhang Tiezui, I also calmed down, yes, impulsiveness is the devil, I still remember the last time I suffered because I and Da Dezi were too impulsive.
Da Dezi couldn't sit still at this time and said to Zhang Tiezui: Lao Zhang, since you said that you want to know yourself and your opponent, then let's go and see how that guy is doing now.
Zhang Tiezui shook his head and said to me: You just came back below, let's rest first, look at the yin qi of your body, if you go and it will be exposed all of a sudden, you first go to take a bath with grapefruit leaves, wash off the yin qi on your body, and then change your clothes and sleep, and when your spirit is sufficient, we are not too late to set off.
I obediently listened to Zhang Tiezui's words and took a shower in the back and then slept again, this sleep did not wake up until the afternoon, when I got up, Dadezi was still sleeping, I got dressed and walked out first. It didn't take long for Da Dezi to get up, and when he saw me, he asked where Zhang Tiezui went, and as soon as the words fell, Zhang Tiezui walked out from behind, and it turned out that the old guy had also gone to sleep.
We asked Hou Zhizhu to figure out for us where the Chu Wuxiang was, and Hou Zhixuan said to us after the calculation: He was in an abandoned morgue in the suburbs, which was similar to what he wrote in his heart. When we learned about it, we took the guys and set off, and I said to the two of us on the way: when we get to the place, we will go straight in, or observe for a while.
Zhang Tiezui thought about it and said to me: I think it's better to observe for a while before talking, and it's not too late to do it after you get to the bottom of it. Zhang Tiezui is like this, and everything is done carefully. But Da Dezi didn't think so, and when he got to the place, he found out what the situation was, and directly finished his mother's errand. If you want to say how young Da Dezi is, he is not calm when he encounters things, if he does it before, I will agree with Da Dezi's approach, but since the last time he sealed the heart demon and angrily beheaded the three-headed giant snake, his temperament is much more stable than before, so he has to think about what to do before doing it, which is called being prepared.
I didn't say anything all the way, when I arrived at the morgue, I was stunned, this place is too familiar to me, this is not very far from my home, I remember when I was a child, I grew up and some friends came here for the so-called adventure, in fact, it was to go here in the back, but I didn't expect to come here again when I grew up, and now I really feel a little bit of childhood.
I looked at the morgue in front of me, this place has been abandoned for a long time, I heard that something happened that banned this place, but I can't remember what it was, anyway, it's not a good thing. At this time, Da Dezi took out a charm and folded a paper crane, and then recited a spell to control the paper crane, and went to investigate it first. The crane flew in the direction of the morgue against the wind, but halfway through the flight, the crane actually fell. Dadezi was shocked and said to me and Zhang Tiezui: I grass, it seems that it is quite evil here.
Zhang Tiezui and I also felt that something was wrong here, just now we looked at the paper crane as if someone had grabbed the paper crane, this Chu Wuxiang chose to meet us here, it seems that he has ulterior motives. We stayed there until after dark, and the morgue was lit up, and through the window we could see a faint figure walking around, and there was no one living here? Thinking of this, I was shocked, since there was no electricity, what was the matter with the lights. I told Da Dezi and Zhang Tiezui about it.
Zhang Tiezui didn't wait to speak after listening to it, when suddenly a burst of singing came, singing as if it was Peking Opera, and the voice came from the morgue, what was going on.
We couldn't bear it anymore, so the three of us decided to go and see what was going on, the three of us walked over slowly, and suddenly a carriage passed by us a few dozen meters away from the morgue, but the carriage stopped at this time, and saw a middle-aged man jump down from the carriage, walked up to us with his head down and said to us: Several, I have a good radish here, do you want it?
I shouted, Zhang Tiezui and the others were also surprised, looking at the person who was driving the car, where was still the same person, just a paper man wearing clothes, the paper man looked at us with a pale face, smiled at us, stiffly walked back and uncovered the canvas on the carriage and said to us: Look, you can buy some of the best turnips.
The three of us looked at the car, and where it was a turnip, it was clearly a human head, and it was a carload of human heads.
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