Chapter 365: Bitten by a Dog? (Second Update)
Jiang Xiaobai took a seat, and his position was arranged at the bottom and last.
Although none of the people present were famous and powerful immortals, they were all immortals, even Zhou Xiaofa was also a little immortal, just Jiang Xiaobai was a mortal, so he had no complaints about such an arrangement.
"Today is my birthday, thank you for coming to the banquet, don't be polite, eat and drink well!"
Zhou Dakui made a simple opening statement, and then a maid began to serve the food with a plate.
Coincidentally, this maid Jiang Xiaobai knew that it should be the fairy he hooked up with when he contacted Zhou Dakui before.
"Ahem, thank you fairy!" Jiang Xiaobai said with some embarrassment.
"The little white prison manager is polite, I've heard the prison master praise you many times, don't call me a fairy, if you don't dislike it, call me Hongyu!"
"Okay, Ruby Fairy!"
Just kidding, this is the woman who is her boss, it is definitely not okay to call him by name directly, shouting a red jade fairy not only shows closeness, but also does not leave a bad impression on Zhou Dakui's psychology.
"Please use it slowly!" The red jade fairy put the plate on Jiang Xiaobai's table, and then withdrew.
"Okay. ”
Jiang Xiaobai took a look, what are all the things on this table, the gods usually eat some of this thing?
A stack of cold side dishes, a bowl of white water boiled, you can't see a few big bowls of oily beef, but another plate of melons and fruits is more in line with Jiang Xiaobai's taste, it is a platter of various spiritual fruits in the fairy world, the aura is slow, and ordinary people will definitely prolong their lives if they eat it.
Jiang Xiaobai picked up a red fruit, put it in his mouth and took a bite.
"Well, the tongue is sweet, crispy, and you don't need to chew it at all, as soon as you enter your mouth, it turns into spiritual liquid and flows down your throat and into your stomach!"
"Everyone, please go!" Zhou Dakui said.
After saying that, he sucked and ate it himself.
Everyone in the audience was not polite, Jiang Xiaobai noticed that what they were dealing with was a large bowl of beef that they didn't like, and they put aside the spirit fruit platter, and they didn't have any desire to enjoy it.
"Ahem, Jiang Prison Guard, why don't you eat it? This is a boiled fairy cow made by the God of Food himself, it is so delicious that we can't eat it on weekdays.
I know, you must have never eaten it, and you are reluctant to enjoy this kind of food, and you want to take it back and eat it slowly, right?"
A prison warden, sitting next to Jiang Xiaobai, asked.
Jiang Xiaobai rolled his eyes, just this kind of beef that was boiled by sprinkling salt, rough as the bark, and he packed it back, did he think too much?
It's still a dish made by the god of food?
Heavenly Court God of Food is at this level?
Suddenly, he somewhat understood, why the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother and those great immortals always held a peach conference and a ginseng fruit conference, and the reason was here, because the food in the sky was too unpalatable!
All kinds of fruits, without processing and cooking, are indeed much more delicious than the world.
"Ahem, no need, this meal is not to my liking!" Jiang Xiaobai excused.
"Oh, the food gods don't make you to your liking, boy, are you too big, are you?
Probably Jiang Xiaobai's voice was a little louder, and some prison guards sitting in the front row of Jiang Xiaobai suddenly looked at him and spoke.
"Eh, who is this?" Jiang Xiaobai raised his eyebrows and said suspiciously.
"You don't care who I am, I'll ask you, do you look down on the God of Food and the Zhou Prison Division?
You are a mere mortal, you dare to make a big deal of nonsense here, it's just presumptuous!"
Jiang Xiaobai immediately wondered, he didn't seem to have offended him?
Besides, which sentence of his own means that he looks down on the God of Food? Does he look down on Zhou Dakui? Isn't this person bitten by a wild dog a few hours later, and this will cause a seizure?
"Brother Jiang, do you know, this person's name is Huang Xiang, and he is the chief prison manager of the third district of the immortal prison, I heard my uncle say that he wants to classify the human immortal prison branch into his third district, my uncle didn't agree, I guess he thought it was your relationship, so he hated you!" Zhou Xiaofa secretly explained to Jiang Xiaobai.
"So that's the case, I actually want to be my boss, this shameless thing. ”
Although Jiang Xiaobai's human immortal prison is nominally under the command of Zhou Dakui, it is basically an independent small kingdom, what Zhou Dakui did was to put those immortal prisoners he couldn't afford to stuff into the human immortal prison, but he didn't expect Jiang Xiaobai to do quite well, and solved a big trouble for him, of course he didn't want to give such a useful subordinate to others.
"Chief Prison Officer Huang Xiang, right? You don't have to rush to button me up.
Today is the birthday of the Zhou Prison Division, you are standing here shouting, who looks down on the Zhou Prison Division? Didn't take the prison director to heart?Huh?" Jiang Xiaobai asked with a sneer.
"You...... Presumptuous!" Huang Xiang's amphora lacquered copper wine bottle in his hand slammed and stood up suddenly.
In his opinion, Jiang Xiaobai's cultivation is just a mere Qi practitioner in the Ning Dan period, and his position is just a small prison manager, and he reprimands him angrily, so he should endure it, how dare he jump out and refute himself!
"I think it's because you're presumptuous, you didn't take Zhou Prison Division seriously at all!" Jiang Xiaobai continued.
"Bold!"
Huang Xiang slapped Jiang Xiaobai with one palm, this is not enough, he is ready to move.
"Alright, stop it!"
Zhou Dakui shouted, with a wave of his sleeves, a wall of qi blocked Jiang Xiaobai's face, helping him resist the big palm print made by Huang Xiang.
"What do you want to do, fight on my birthday, do you take me in your eyes, and get out of me if you don't want to stay!"
Zhou Dakui's cultivation was a golden immortal, and as soon as he was angry at this time, Huang Xiang was suddenly suppressed and had no temper, and sat back in his position depressed.
"Hmph, and you, Jiang Xiaobai, I called you to come to the birthday banquet, you also have to respect your seniors, after all, Huang Xiang is your senior. ”
"That's it, there's really no rules!" Huang Xiang took the opportunity to mock.
A prison guard beside Huang Xiang suddenly leaned into his ear and whispered two words, Huang Xiang raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his mouth pulled out a sneer.
"Lord Prison Division, he is a newcomer, he doesn't understand the rules, and I don't care about him anymore, but there is one thing I have to mention, this time the Prison Master held a birthday, and we came to pay homage to the birthday, and we all took out gifts, but I don't seem to have seen the congratulatory gift from Prison Supervisor Jiang, is this too ignorant of you?"
"This ......" Zhou Dakui just wanted to say that Jiang Xiaobai is a small prison manager who has not been in office for a long time, and he has no net worth.
However, Jiang Xiaobai stood up before she could speak, with an inexplicable smile on her face: "I don't know what Senior Huang's congratulatory gift is?"
(End of chapter)