360 Everyone laughs at him for being lazy, but he laughs at people who can't see through it
Wu Shan: "It's almost there, close your eyes." ”
Xiaobai closed his mouth according to his words, consciously covering his face with his hands, faintly excited and looking forward to it, will Wushan conjure up a pumpkin cart?
All the girls had dreamed of the pumpkin cart and Prince Charming, but then the pumpkin may have been eaten and the prince went the wrong way to someone else's house......
Would Wushan do such a romantic thing?
led her to take a few more steps, Wushan stood still, opened the mountaineering bag, and quickly took out the same things from inside, using both hands and feet, busy before and after......
"Alright, open your eyes. ”
Xiaobai couldn't wait for a long time, open it and take a look-
There is no pumpkin cart, but this is the most unique cave house in history!!
In this area several meters wide, the cave wall is projected to create a vivid three-dimensional tropical rainforest landscape, with large trees, small trees, vines, and epiphytes, each growing vigorously.
The murmuring spring water seems to be in the ears, the wind blows the banana leaves and makes a pleasant rustling sound, and the faint insect chirps like singing.
Xiaobai admired these intently, as if he was really in the South American rainforest, and there was less fatigue from the journey.
Suddenly, her eyes were drawn to a slowly moving furry object in the tree.
An animal she had never seen before in her life, and slowly turned her head and gave her a big smile. Although it's not pretty, it's quite simple.
Wushan said: "This is an animal that I like very much, called a sloth. ”
Xiaobai: "Sloth?
Wu Shan: "Yes, I'm lazy to a new level. Did you know that it's the only wild animal that has plants on it? ”
Xiaobai asked in surprise: "Can you still grow plants on your body?" How thick is that mud, you have to rub it with a steel wool ball in the bath, right?"
Wu Shan smiled dumbly.
"Because it doesn't move very much, it's almost static. Green algae and lichens fall on the sloth hairs, the temperature and texture are suitable, and they grow happily in the hairs, and sometimes the sloth's whole body is covered with green, and it is too lazy to comb it. ”
Xiaobai said with emotion: "Sure enough, I am too lazy to have no one before or after!"
Wu Shan painted a voice: "Moreover, when encountering natural enemies, they escape slower than turtles, with an attitude of putting life and death out of the way." It sleeps 20 hours a day, and when it wakes up, it picks the leaves next to it to satisfy its hunger, does not pick or choose, does not go down to the tree to drink water, and can lie in one position for a month without moving a meter!"
Xiaobai: "Hahaha, it's so cute for this little animal! But, why do you like such a lazy guy like you as a diligent person?"
Wu Shan: "Actually, people laugh at sloths for being too lazy, but sloths laugh at others who can't see through them. It doesn't clean up the plants that grow on its body, because that's their protective color. I like the fact that a seemingly weak sloth that doesn't do any work, but has survived from prehistoric times to the present because it is easy to satisfy. ”
"It's easy to satisf......y," Xiaobai thoughtfully said, "No wonder you like me, I'm really good at supporting." ”
As he spoke, Xiaobai's eyes were suddenly attracted by something else.
As if falling from the sky, countless small balls with a beautiful golden luster slowly fell from the top of the cave wall, like elves born on the cave wall, creating a dreamlike atmosphere in the originally dark space.
Xiao Bai found that behind him, there was a gilded gauze tent, one end of which was fixed on the top of his head with something I don't know, and there was a bracket to prop it up in a circle, and the rest of it hung down elegantly, just covering an oversized round double sleeping bag on the ground.
This sleeping bag is not large after compression, and it can be loaded into a backpack for easy carrying, but after it is rolled out, it automatically absorbs air, and it becomes large, thick and soft, as if a comfortable and luxurious bed has been moved, and it still comes with a floral fragrance.
The original hard and simple tunnel instantly became tall and tall, and it became a dream space that all girls yearn for.
"The cave room has flowers and candles, the hole is ready-made, and now there are flowers, candles, and beauties, surrounded by big-leaf plants you like......" Wu Shan pondered and snapped his fingers, "By the way, the cave room, isn't it good if it's too bright?"
So I pressed the remote control a few times, and dimmed the light of the electronic candle by half, and the hazy light was the most romantic.
Now there is the illusion of being in a rainforest in outer space.
Wu Shan continues to strive for perfection in the details: "Let's have some more music." ”
The mini stereo plays a soft "To Alice". Due to the echo of the cave wall, there is automatically a stereo surround sound.
Full of novelty and romance.
Little (female) white (human) big love such a two-person world.
But Wushan didn't stop, and continued to put his hand into the big treasure bag-like mountaineering bag to touch it.
Xiaobai: "And how many things do you have loaded?"
Wu Shan hooked the corners of his mouth: "It's all for you." ”
He grabbed another pile of snacks.
Xiaobai excitedly picked up one of the bags: "Spicy shredded squid!"
This is her favorite.
Last time, she bought 5 packs online, and she just received them and didn't eat them, so she exchanged them with the little nurse in order to help Teacher Meng exchange the sachets sent by Nanzhi. Later, I was so busy every day that I forgot to place another order.
Xiaobai grinned: "How do you know that I like to eat this?"
Wu Shan said proudly: "What my daughter-in-law likes to eat, of course I have to do my homework in advance, I know it in my chest, otherwise how can I feed you fat? But don't eat too much." ”
Xiaobai: "What, you're afraid that I won't look good when I have acne?"
Wu Shan said in a viola-like voice: "No, there are so many delicious things in the world, I want you to taste them all with your stomach, otherwise you think that spicy shredded squid is the top delicacy." In the future, I will take you to many places and taste many delicious foods......"
The domineering president was gentle, and it really made his heart beat faster and his blood pressure soared.
It is said that Wushan has not eaten the so-called food for a long time, and the memory of these is still a few years ago.
Xiaobai held Wushan in one hand and squid shreds in the other, feeling that happiness was nothing more than that, of course, it would be more perfect if there was more Kung Pao Chicken.
At this moment, in the world on the surface, night has already fallen, and some relatives and friends of the Wu family have not left, still eating, drinking and chatting, using the wedding as an excuse for communication. Hundreds of family members are still busy in their respective posts.
And the two newcomers who are playful, Jin Cicada came out of his shell to such an ingenious place to enjoy the unknown world of the two, and there is an irrepressible excitement in his heart.
They both have a childlike side in their hearts, and now, the child who lives in their hearts has woken up.
Xiao Bai crunched and drained a packet of shredded squid and a packet of potato chips, drank a few sips of juice, and felt that it was much more refreshing than the expensive dishes at the wedding banquet just now.
There were so many delicious foods at the wedding banquet, flying in the sky, running underground, swimming in the sea, and the whole four-dimensional version of "Announcing the Name of the Dish", but she only meant a few bites.
With so many guests here, how can the bride be embarrassed to sit there and eat seafood?
Besides, the dress fits so well, if you take two more bites, you may "stab" the thread, and it will be embarrassing.
Also, makeup is troublesome, and you have to pay attention to the lipstick not to rub off, and you have to pay attention not to eat things on your face, or eat too ugly and unruly, so I miss the days when I have a chicken leg in my left hand and a corn cob in my right hand at home, and I don't have to pay attention to my image at all!
Fortunately, I don't have to pay attention to the image now. She can finally be completely relaxed in front of Wushan, which is based on complete trust and love for him.
Wushan didn't move the snacks, just sat quietly and watched her eat, gently reaching out from time to time.
At first, Xiaobai thought that he wanted to share with him, so he generously handed him the bag, but Wushan didn't accept it.
She thought he wanted to touch her face, so she graciously leaned over it, but he just helped her remove the remaining potato chip scraps from the corner of her mouth.
Seeing that the potato chips had bottomed out, Xiaobai remembered to ask: "Did I behave well at today's wedding?"
Wu Shan: "Yes, I didn't scare or get into the cracks. ”
Xiaobai: "Haha, you really don't have high requirements for me. ”
Alto violin: "I don't have any requirements for you, just be happy." ”
Xiaobai's chewing paused for 2 seconds: "Seriously, you suddenly became so gentle, I'm a little uncomfortable." ”
Wu Shan snapped his fingers: "Understood, you still like me to be a little domineering, such as ...... So?"
Wu Shan snatched the bag of potato chips in Xiaobai's hand, there were still some scum left in it, usually Xiaobai wanted to pull the bag, smooth it out, and pull out a sharp tip, and pour the scum into his mouth without leaving any of them.
She reluctantly stretched out her hand and just wanted to "Hey my potato chips", but was picked up by Wushan and stuffed into a warm sleeping bag, and then the curtain was pulled, and the light outside became more and more hazy and dreamy, as if only the glowing little planet they were in was left in the entire outer space.
Wu Shan peeled inside the sleeping bag for a while, and soon found that she was not wearing underwear on her upper body.
"Huh, vacuum, are you going to surprise me?"
Xiaobai was shy: "Ah, I was in too much of a hurry to enter the cave room just now, and I came out after taking a shower and forgetting to wear Xiao Nene!"
"It's just right to forget to wear it," Wu Shan hooked the corners of his mouth, holding her pair of plump hands with both hands, "It's so unfriendly to tie people all day long, let them come out comfortably." I'll take it off too, otherwise it will be inconvenient for you to be rude later......"
A sweet laugh.
After a while of rain and rain in the world's unique cave house, Wu Shan: "In the future, when our children grow up, I will also bring them here, and tell them that you sprouted here back then." ”
Xiaobai was frightened: "Didn't you say that you would let me jump for a few more years, why did this sprout?"
Wu Shan: "Don't worry, I'm just talking. Look, I have all the tools to prevent germination. ”
Quantity: two dozen.
Wu Shan: "I'm already spicy and gentle, have you lifted your psychological shadow?"
Xiaobai blushed and buried his head in his chest: "I think it's almost done......"
Wushan was suddenly in good spirits, and began to attack the city and launch a more comprehensive attack.
Just when the two were happy, suddenly, there was a slight sound of footsteps in the distance, so subtle that Xiaobai didn't hear it at all, but it startled Wushan.
Who would know about such a hidden place?
Could it be that Wu Hai is here?
On his brother's happy day, he doesn't eat and drink outside to find inspiration and harass him, Brother Meng, why is he running in the tunnel alone?
The footsteps stopped after a few moments, probably seeing the light from a distance, and was stunned.
At the same time, Wushan's keen nose also smelled a different aroma from the snacks he brought, like an indescribable taste of a mixture of cream cake and barbecued pork.
So Wushan Mingjin withdrew his troops and whispered to his wife: "There is movement over there, I'll go and take a look, stay and don't move." ”
Lightly put on his clothes and got out.
The visitor reacted for a moment, turned around and wanted to walk back, took two steps and began to trot. However, I guess I am reluctant to throw away the food in my hand, so I can't run fast.