Chapter 190: Sending Fish to the Emperor
Gao Laozhuang, as the only big family within a radius of 100 miles, Zhu Wuneng Zhu Yuanwai is happy all day long, he likes wealth, and the pleasure of pinching gold and silver in his hands all day long is not experienced by ordinary people, especially after the heavenly court is gone, no one calls him home for dinner, he is even more happy......
Now he stays in the back mountain all day, the center of the mountain has been hollowed out by him, and the people outside don't know what kind of scene it is, in fact, it's nothing, he raised pigs to make a fortune, in this big mountain, no more, no less, he raised 300,000 piglets......
If you want to get rich, you must first raise pigs, this classic saying also came out of his mouth, and the world called him a pig boss.
Every day, as long as he sees these dense, almost uncountable piglets, he is very happy, and his mouth is so happy that he can't close it.
But today he is in a bad mood, because there is a monkey, he hates monkeys the most, because monkeys have a lot of things, they are unreasonable, and they like to move their fists......
He is a rich man, a person with quality, and what he hates most is to move his fists, not to mention a monkey who likes to move his fists.
Liuer stood behind him, looked at the dense piglets, and smiled coldly: "This Heavenly God and Buddha, you are the most depressed one I have ever seen." ”
Zhu Wuneng didn't look back, continued to feed the piglets, looking at the piglets who were grabbing food, he smiled very happily, and said: "Are you down? Why don't I think it's good to raise pigs every day to get rich, and you don't have to worry about it all day long like before." ”
Liu'er didn't dwell on the topic anymore and asked, "Are you willing?"
Zhu Wuneng continued to laugh and said, "What's unwilling?"
Liu'er looked at Zhu Wuneng coldly: "Miss Gao." ”
Hearing Miss Gao's three words, the smile on Zhu Wuneng's face instantly froze together, and the feeding hand also stopped in mid-air, and the piglets below couldn't see the pig food, and they all pushed each other impatiently.
Liu'er smiled when he saw it, how are you pretending to be a pig, and the thorn in your heart still can't be pulled out.
"Come with me to Lingshan to seek justice. Six ears and a pair of blood-red eyes flashed with a light called confidence.
Zhu Wuneng looked back and shook his head: "Forget it, wasn't there anything about that stinky monkey who was so strong back then, don't struggle, I'm good at raising pigs every day, and now people outside call me a pig boss, what a nice name." ”
"Hmph, don't compare me with that monkey, that waste, for a woman, deserves it!" At the mention of that monkey, Liu'er's emotions seemed to be a little out of control, his breath soared, the black hair on his body emitted a thick black mist, and he pinched the lotus lamp hanging on his waist with one hand, and he had the urge to crush it.
Zhu Wuneng glanced at the black mist on Liu'er's body, and said lightly: "It seems that you have paid a lot, but this is not enough, you have never experienced the strength of Lao Er." ”
Liu'er sneered: "No matter how strong Rulai Lao'er is, I am confident that I can defeat him, there are countless brothers and sisters imprisoned in the Ten Thousand Buddha Pagoda, I must go to Lingshan and rescue them, you are also the same as us, you belong to the same clan, why don't you want to contribute?"
Zhu Wuneng lazily shook his head and refused: "Don't look for me, I'm not interested, I just want to raise pigs now, I persuade you not to go, if you go, you will be sent to death." ”
Seeing Zhu Wuneng's appearance, Liu'er was even more angry in his heart, he clenched his fists, and had the urge to pull out the Dinghai God Needle and kill the pig's head with a stick, he roared in a low voice: "Zhu Wuneng, you are greedy for life and afraid of death, what is the difference between you and that monkey, it's all waste!"
Zhu Wuneng looked at Liu'er coldly: "Yes, I'm a waste, that's also my business, Liu'er, don't bother me, get out." ”
Liu'er didn't speak, just looked at Zhu Wuneng, a killing intent burst out of his eyes, and the thick black mist on his body had begun to slowly erode his sanity.
Zhu Wuneng was not afraid after seeing it, but said with a flat face: "I advise you to calm down, don't look for trouble, I dare to stay here alone for so many years, and I won't go anywhere, in addition to not wanting to cause trouble, I am also not afraid of things, and I am not afraid that those troubles will come to the door, so, Liu'er, don't mess with me." ”
Liu'er finally calmed down, didn't make a move, didn't say a word, turned around and left, he was going to find the next target, in the quicksand river.
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In the underworld, Su Xiaoxiao looked at the salted fish emperor lying on the white jade bed, and said softly: "Emperor, there is a person outside who claims to be Sha Wujing who asks to see him. ”
Hearing this name, Su Heng felt a little interested, but after thinking about it, he waved his hand and disappeared.
"He said that he is good at fish farming, and this time he specially sent some fish to honor you, I just tasted a few bites of these fish, and they are indeed delicious. Su Xiaoxiao didn't leave, and continued, this Sha Wujing is naturally a little special, otherwise she wouldn't have come to report in person, mainly because this fish is really delicious......
Although everyone is a monk and doesn't need to eat much on weekdays, most people still retain their appetite for tongues and still have a pursuit of good food, just like the current chicken leg quartet, holding the chicken leg every day and nibbling it from morning to night.
Especially the tumbler, who is obviously so fat, and doesn't know how to be in moderation, he eats the most every day, but it's okay, before this product arrives in the underworld, he is a child whose brain has not been fully developed, and he thinks about destroying the world all day long, and now he has chicken legs, and he doesn't want those messy things anymore, so to speak, this chicken leg saves the world......
It's a pity that no matter how delicious the chicken leg is, Su Heng is also respectful, and now that Su Xiaoxiao admires this fish so much, Su Heng was also aroused by curiosity, and nodded: "Then let him in." ”
Sha Wujing, who got the report, sat on Zhou Feng's black boat, very honest, and didn't dare to move, he didn't have any valuable magic weapon, so he gave Zhou Feng a few fish, Zhou Feng was reluctant, thinking that this old boy didn't know the like, and waited for an opportunity to throw him into the Lechuan River halfway, but after eating a few bites of fish, he found that the taste was very good, and he had never tasted delicious, so he looked at this old boy and it was also a lot more pleasing to the eye.
Zhou Feng ferries back and forth on the Lechuan River every day, going back and forth between the capital and the underworld, and every time he wants to ask people who are related to the underworld to visit those lonely souls and wild ghosts, he has to give him a spiritual weapon before he can board the boat, for this reason, his belt is now very sufficient, bulging, but Zhou Feng is very smart, most of these spiritual weapons collected by him have been handed over by him to the chief manager Su Xiaoxiao, so that the chief manager can look at it and put it into the warehouse.
The emperor is not in the underworld all day, or he is lying in bed all day thinking about the major affairs of Kyushu, he does not dare to disturb, for fear that if he disturbs, the emperor's thinking will be confused, and Kyushu will usher in a catastrophe, then he Zhou Feng's sin will be great, so it is better to find the chief manager directly.
After all, every man has a woman by his side, who can solve many things, from big things in the world to goosebumps......
Zhou Feng actually has a lot of troubles, but unfortunately there is no woman around him who can help him solve it, for example, now, although he stays on the black ship every day, he can collect these spirit weapon bribes, but after a long time, Zhou Feng began to feel a little bored, because he found a serious problem, a problem that he had never considered before, that is, he received so many spirit weapons, stayed in the underworld every day, and couldn't go anywhere, what is the meaning of this life.
He has done so much and collected so many spiritual weapons, isn't he just thinking that one day he will be able to return to his hometown, and shout at those who looked down on him at the beginning, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor, now do you regret what you did at the beginning, and then pretend to be something......
As a result, he still stays in the underworld, all year round, and can't go anywhere, and everything is typically ready, but the bottom is gone......
The black boat docked, Sha Wujing said hello to Zhou Feng, who was still doubting his life, waved goodbye, he smiled innocently, and walked ashore with a basket of fish with his thick arms.
Under the guidance of the shadows, Sha Wujing secretly glanced at the buildings in the underworld, it turned out that this mysterious underworld was like this, and the delicate women in the underworld, he almost saw that his eyes were straight, but fortunately he was relatively cold in some way, just simply appreciating it, especially when he saw the aftermath of standing on the bridge and holding the guqin, he was stunned, shocked, there is such a beautiful woman in this world?
Sha Wujing put away his thoughts, he didn't dare to look around, he had a simple personality, he was afraid that after watching for a long time, he would not be cold in his side, he honestly followed the yin, all the way forward, and finally, finally met the famous Emperor of Kyushu.
Seeing the man lying on the white jade bed, and a beautiful little maid next to him, pinching his waist and beating his back, Sha Wujing was envious, his old Sha was a rough man, he didn't have any great skills, he could only stay in the quicksand river all day to raise fish, where to enjoy such a corrupt life.
"Sha Wujing greeted the Emperor. Sha Wujing didn't think much about it, put down the basket, and didn't care about the fish jumping in it, he always had that honest expression on his face, and there was a trace of apprehension in his expression.
Su Heng carefully looked at the old boy below him, with a sturdy figure, honest appearance, very long hair, almost hanging down to his waist, and his face said I am an honest person, you come and bully me, come and isolate me......
Su Heng didn't know what to say, so he had to ask, "Something?"
Glancing at Su Heng, Sha Wujing hurriedly said: "I live in the quicksand river and are good at raising fish, and the fish raised in Xia can be called the first in Kyushu, and I came to honor the emperor this time." ”
Sha Wujing is an honest man, he is very slow, spitting, and nervous, in order to avoid being driven out by Su Heng in the next moment, he hurriedly took out a big fish from the basket, and then took out a big black pot from the storage belt, and after cutting the big fish into his hands, he directly staged a show of boiling live fish on the spot......
Looking at Sha Wujing's appearance of practice making perfect, Su Heng was also stunned, this honest man seemed to have put in a lot of effort......
"Emperor, the fish is ready, you can taste it. Sha Wujing was very fast, even the dishes were ready, they were all taken out directly from the storage bag, and the fragrant boiled live fish was quickly brought over by him, and a strong fragrance permeated the underworld.
Su Heng has been watching from the side, and he can't help but have a big appetite, he tasted a few bites, he was very satisfied, and when he looked at Sha Wujing again, it was also a lot more pleasing to the eye: "Yes, you can stay in the underworld and become a cook in the future......"
Hearing this, Sha Wujing was directly dumbfounded, he had worked so hard to get to the underworld, and after so much effort, he naturally had something to ask for, but he never thought of being a cook......
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