Chapter 157: Throwing off the Black Cauldron
The ugly donkey pulled the cart into the village, and Canghai, Ping'an and Shi Wei who were sitting in the cart were still happily humming a little song together. As for Shi Wei's things or something, they were all transported back to Shi Wei's house, and now the things on the cart are all bought by Canghai, food and clothing, and the small half-pull cart is almost full.
As soon as she entered the village, Shi Wei saw a group of people gathered around the entrance of the village, raising their heads and pointing, and from time to time there were two angry shouts of women, of course, most of the old and young masters looked happy, as if something interesting had happened.
"Look, what's going on?" Shi Wei stretched out her hand and pointed at the crowd.
At this time, Canghai also saw it, and after driving the ugly donkey forward for almost ten meters, he shouted, and the ugly donkey stopped the car steadily.
"What are you all doing?" Canghai shouted.
In fact, there is no need to shout, now Canghai already knows what everyone is watching, his own iron head is now sitting on a tree, and unlike usual, he also has a very conspicuous pants on his body!
It's not unusual for orangutans to wear pants, and some zoo or circus orangutans also wear pants for their guests.
But the pants on the current iron head are brilliant, why? Because the pants are very earthy kind of red quilt color, that is, the kind of big quilt color commonly used in the countryside a long time ago, the pattern of red peony, now it seems that it is called a vulgar and unbearable.
As soon as everyone turned their heads, they saw that Canghai was back, and they all greeted Canghai: "Haiwa is back?"
"Come back, who put the pants on the iron head?" asked Cang Hai.
When Qiu Shanghua heard this, she immediately waved the small branch in her hand and complained to Canghai: "Who gave it to wear?" I just washed the clothes in the morning, and waited to collect my big pants just now to find that my big pants were gone, at first I thought it was blown away by the wind, but I didn't expect to be stolen by your iron head, I chased to your house, and found that this thing actually hid the pants, I turned it over for a while to find out, and it snatched the pants from my hand again, and put them on my body, and now I am asking it to return the pants to me." Just in time you're here, ask your monkey to give me back your pants!"
Hearing Grandma Qiu say this, Canghai understood, it turned out that Tietou stole Grandma Qiu's pants, but Canghai was not in a hurry to let Tietou come down, but a flash of inspiration in his head suddenly understood that his black pot could be shaken, and said to Shi Wei: "Tietou stole Grandma Qiu's pants!"
The meaning in Canghai's words is clear, this is to tell Shi Wei that the two pairs of underwear she lost were not stolen by herself, but a crime made by Tietou.
Shi Wei didn't understand anything, but now she was not interested in talking about losing her underwear, and she didn't want to talk about it in front of the villagers, so she blushed at Canghai and said: "You have so many words there, hurry up and call down the iron head and return Grandma Qiu's underwear."
"Okay, okay, but you can't misunderstand me anymore," Canghai said.
"Hurry up, what are you rubbing" Shi Wei was quite speechless.
Qiu Shanghua and the others listened, and asked Canghai, "What misunderstanding?
"I'm still bullying her, it's a good thing she didn't bully me" Canghai said and bent down and shouted at the iron head on the tree, "Hurry down, iron head!"
The iron head squatted on the branch, grinning at the sea, revealing a 'smile' at the same time, Ah Ah called out to the two bodies, but the body just didn't move, not only didn't move, but reached out and grabbed the gaudy flower pants on his body.
Canghai was a little speechless, and yelled at the iron head: "Hurry down, if you don't come down, I'll beat you!"
This time, the iron head refused to come down even more, and turned it around directly, looking very disdainful, and the two little black hands were still protecting the pants on their bodies.
Canghai said in his heart: You have no interest in this thing, what's so good about such a flowery pair of pants, and it's a baby! I can forgive you for stealing Shi Wei's underwear, after all, Shi Wei is here in appearance, although Shi Wei's underwear is not so interesting, but how old is Grandma Qiu, she is almost seventy years old, you are a monkey to steal her underwear, and put it on your body, this taste is really not good, I am ashamed to follow you!
"Did you hear it! come down for me, if you can't get down, if you don't come down, I'm going to go up" The more Canghai thought about it, the more annoyed he became.
Shi Wei walked to Canghai's side at this time, glanced at the tree, thought for a while, and then said to Canghai: "Don't yell at it, the more you roar, the more it won't come down, I think the iron head may like bright and fancy things, otherwise, I'll try to pick a colorful dress I bought."
Canghai turned his head to Shi Wei and asked, "Can it be done?"
"Almost!" Shi Wei turned around and returned to the cart after speaking, picked one out of his luggage, took it in his hand and returned to the tree.
"Iron head, iron head, come here, come here, look at the clothes I bought for you, let's wear our own clothes, and return these clothes to others, okay?" Shi Wei shook the clothes in his hand at Tietou.
Tietou heard Shi Wei's voice, looked at the clothes in Shi Wei's hand, and immediately felt a little moved.
Now Shi Wei is holding the flower shirt she picked out for Canghai in the provincial capital, Canghai was originally very dissatisfied, it is the kind that is very gaudy, the color is very eye-catching, either tender green or sky blue, and there are messy patterns, a piece of clothing with contrasting colors hit outrageous clothes, Canghai felt that he was wearing a female ticket passenger from Hong Kong in the seventies and eighties.
Originally, Canghai didn't like it, but Shi Wei didn't say that it was good-looking, and in the end Canghai had to obey her wishes, but she didn't expect that Canghai herself hadn't put it on, but she was used by Shi Wei to seduce the iron head.
"This is my clothes!"
Shi Wei didn't even glance at Canghai: "Don't you like it?"
"I don't like you and still let me buy it?" Canghai was even more speechless at this moment.
Canghai doesn't understand that sometimes women don't buy clothes for what men like or not, but because they like it themselves, and what they enjoy is the joy of dressing up men.
Now the iron head on the tree is very tangled, and it can be seen from its wrinkled little face that it likes the big flower pants on its body very much, but it feels that the clothes in Shi Wei's hand are more beautiful, and it is obviously hesitating.
"Forget it, forget it, I don't want this pants anymore! Anyway, it was also worn by it, I don't want to wear it anymore" Qiu Shanghua is now embarrassed to let Canghai forcibly take off the pants on the iron head to herself, it is nothing more than a pair of pants, and it is not a good pants, she changed it with her own old quilt, and if it is gone, it will be gone.
"I'm sorry, Grandma Qiu, I'll go back and educate it hard, next time it will definitely not dare, and I don't know when it will be infected with the problem of stealing things."
After Canghai finished speaking, he asked the crowd around him, "Who else has lost something?"
"Nope!"
"None"
The people around him said.
Tietou just likes brightly colored clothes, and the matter of wearing clothes is to follow Canghai and these humans for a long time, and when he sees that everyone is wearing clothes, he has no clothes to wear, and after reflecting on it, he asked Canghai several times, but because Canghai didn't understand its meaning at all, he didn't understand Tietou's appeal, so Tietou found one by himself.
The one who stole Shi Wei in front of him was not that the iron head didn't want to wear it, but Shi Wei's little inner was beautiful, but after wearing it, the iron head felt strangled and uncomfortable.
Think about Shi Wei's inner inside of a young girl, it is naturally a very close-fitting kind, although it is not only two or two, but it is not heavy, where can it be suitable for the iron head to wear, so the iron head hid it on the bed of Canghai, needless to say, the rest of the matter was taken back by Shi Wei, and by the way, let the master Canghai carry the pot for two days.
But this time I found that Qiu Shanghua's big flower pants were very satisfied, a woman in her sixties and seventies was casual in her clothes, not so much exquisite, and felt very comfortable on the iron head set, at least more comfortable than Shi Wei's underwear, one is loose, and the other is that there is no sense of strangulation in Shi Wei's underwear.
Other people's homes are really not lost, because the people in the village are still old, and no one will wear any special underwear, which is generally a big red and gray at most, even if it is a woman's, it is the same with no flowers and no lace on the edge, and the iron head will naturally not steal.
Canghai stretched out his hand and pointed at the iron head: "You come down for me, do you hear me?"
"Whoa!
The iron head spewed two breaths at Canghai, and twisted his head again, looking like Lao Tzu didn't want to deal with you.
"You little thing!" Canghai was a little crazy.
"What are you doing, don't scare it when you say it" Shi Wei immediately stretched out her hand and pushed Canghai.
Canghai took two steps to the side, and muttered as he moved: "I scared it, look at its undercut appearance!"
Pushing Canghai aside, Shi Wei said to everyone again: "Everyone disperses, so many people are around, Tietou may be a little afraid."
Hearing Shi Wei's words, a group of old and young masters dispersed, and everyone had been around for almost half an hour, and the excitement was almost gone, so they ran to about 20 meters away and squatted down, gossiping in twos and threes, watching Shi Wei shout to go down the tree.
Canghai looked around and said: You are really idle, why don't you hoe the grass in the field?
Not long after the person walked away, the iron head slipped down from the tree, came to Shi Wei's side, and reached out to grab the clothes in Shi Wei's hand.
Shi Wei said gently: "Take off the clothes on your body, let's wear this one!"
The iron head was obedient, and took off the big pants that were almost worn as skirts, and then threw them on the ground, picked up the clothes in Shi Wei's hand and put them on his body.
Shi Wei handed back the pants that Tietou had taken off to Qiu Shanghua's hands, and then said a few words like sorry, then turned to Tietou's side, squatted down and gently helped Tietou put his clothes on his body, not only put the clothes on his body, but also buttoned them up.
Iron Head obviously likes the clothes on his body, and after wearing them, he looks left and right, and from time to time he lets out a cry or two of satisfaction.
"Whoa!
The iron head grinned at the sea and pointed at the clothes on his body at the same time.
Canghai said angrily: "Well, I know, I'm beautiful to you!"
"Whoa!
Tietou yelled at Shi Wei twice more.
Shi Wei smiled and touched the iron head: "It's good-looking, the iron head is so good-looking!"