Chapter 387: Give you three years, you won't be able to be the strongest king (second update)
At around 7 o'clock in the evening, Qin Luo returned home, collapsed on the sofa with a sour body, and let out a remorseful sigh: "I will never go shopping with a woman again in my life." ”
Lu Yao and Wang Fen also followed, and Lu Yao kicked Qin Luo's ass with his feet, "Pretend to be dead as soon as you go home, is it so tiring for a big man to accompany a woman shopping?"
Qin Luo lay on the sofa and didn't bother to turn around, and said in a muffled voice, "You're not a man, how do you know that a man is not tired?"
Lu Yao heard the sound of the words this time, her face turned red, and she kicked Qin Luo's ass again in shame, "You are taking advantage of me verbally again." ”
Qin Luo lay motionless on the sofa and ignored her at all.
"Now, don't say we're abusing you, hire labor for free. Lu Yao took out a packaging bag from behind him and threw it on Qin Luo's head, "Well, I bought you a gift too, and I will treat it as a reward." ”
"What is it?" Qin Luo got up from the sofa with a happy face, reached out and grabbed the bag in his hand, and opened it with anticipation and longing in his eyes.
Both men and women have an instinctive sense of anticipation for "gifts".
"Wallet?" Qin Luo took out the contents of the wallet, but it was a leather wallet.
"How is it?, do you like it?" asked Lu Yao.
Wang Fen also looked at Qin Luo expectantly on the side, and she also made a lot of suggestions when choosing this wallet.
"What are you giving me my wallet for? I never use this thing. Qin Luo looked depressed.
"......" Lu Yao took a breath and explained, "I gave you a wallet in the hope that you will have a lot of money." ”
"You don't want it, pay me back. "I'm going to snatch it.
As soon as Qin Luo heard this explanation, his eyes suddenly lit up, this sign is very good, doesn't he just want the wealth to roll in.
Immediately, he dodged to avoid Lu Yao's snatching, "If you give it to me, it's mine." ”
Lu Yao is just putting on a show, not really planning to snatch it back, and the most important thing is that the wallet is actually just an incident, and the contents are her "gift".
"If you open it up, there may be a surprise. ”
Qin Luo glanced at her suspiciously, and then opened the wallet, the left side was for ID cards, bank cards and other items, and the right side was for cash.
Generally speaking, there is nothing in the new wallet, but now there is a photo in this wallet - Qin Luo is sleeping soundly with his eyes closed, with a turtle painted with lipstick on the left side of his face and a rabbit on his right face, Lu Yao's face is also in the photo, with a hint of a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"I'll go! you...... Did you really take a photo?" Qin Luo took the photo out of his wallet and was about to tear it up and destroy it on the spot.
This is black history, black history, if you are seen, your reputation will be completely ruined.
"You dare!" Lu Yao glared at her beautiful eyes and said threateningly, "Obediently put it back, otherwise I will directly expose more of your photos on Weibo." ”
Qin Luo: "......"
Woman, your heart is called vicious.
Wang Fen looked at the frolicking appearance of the two and didn't participate, but after looking at the time, she found that it was almost half past seven, so she immediately found the TV remote control and turned on the TV, ""Happy Comedian" is about to start, we have to contribute a rating." ”
Seeing this, Qin Luo and Lu Yao stopped frolicking and obediently watched TV.
It's about to premiere, whether it's a dragon or a worm, just watch the first episode tonight.
……
On the subway of Shanghai Line 1.
In a certain carriage, a few colleagues who had just gotten off work were chatting.
"Hey, I'm still working overtime on Saturday, but I'm tired. ”
"Yes, the boss of our company is not a human being, so he knows how to exploit employees. ”
"For the sake of life, we have to work hard. ”
At this time, I saw the advertisement for "Happy Comedian" on the opposite LED screen.
"Huh, isn't tonight the day "Happy Comedian" will be broadcast?"
"Hey, really, I'll look at the time, yo, it'll be on the air in ten minutes!"
"I've got to get home and see, and I'm still in time. ”
"You're so tired, you still have the energy to watch variety shows? ”
"Many people on the Internet are not optimistic about "Happy Comedian", so they know that raising the price to invite a big coffee is nothing to look at. ”
"You can't take the word of some so-called industry insiders on the Internet. I've always paid attention to Qin Luo, and from the time he started with a few of his works in the sketch competition, I felt that he was a very talented person. Later, I wrote the online "Breaking the Sky" across the border, and you all watched it very coolly, chasing more every day. Later, I said that talk shows are a little source of joy in my busy and tired life. This time, he drummed up "Happy Comedian", and I am sure it will not disappoint me. There are indeed many so-called industry insiders on the Internet who are smearing Qin Luo and slandering "Happy Comedian", saying that they have broken the rules of the market, but Qin Luo, when can he use common sense to solve it? Judging from past experience, sometimes the more others think that Qin Luo can't do things, the better Qin Luo will do, so I am still very much looking forward to his new show!"
"When did you become a fan of Qin Luo?"
"It's true that I've been watching Qin Luo's "Breaking the Sky", but I don't pay much attention to entertainment programs. ”
"I'm a little curious to hear you say that. Anyway, it's okay to go back, just take a look. ”
"Haha, the premiere is coming. ”
……
A unit in a community in Yangcheng.
A family of three is sitting in front of the TV.
"Dad, change to Pearl TV. ”
"Why, I'm watching the ball. ”
"'Happy Comedian' is about to begin. ”
"Many people are not optimistic about the show, why do you watch it, don't watch it. ”
"Mom, I want to watch "Happy Comedian". ”
"Lao Wang, you're fat, aren't you? You let your son see whatever he wants, do you want to sleep in the corridor tonight?"
"Wife, don't ...... Other...... I'll turn it, I'll turn it to Pearl TV. Come, son, dad will accompany you to watch "Happy Comedian". ”
……
A game forum.
""Happy Comedian" is about to start, do you want to watch it?"
"I don't look at it, it's boring. ”
"I'm too lazy to watch, just keep playing my game. ”
"Look at what that thing is doing, I have this time, and I can be the strongest king in the morning. ”
"Bragging upstairs, you stubborn bronze, give you three years, you can't be the strongest king. ”
"Haha, I'm going to take a look, I don't think this show is good, I just want to see how bad this show can be. Now comedy shows are not popular, one dies when they come out, the market is so miserable, I don't believe that Qin Luo will be an exception, does he really have three heads and six arms? I think that I can do a good show by spending money to invite a group of first-line celebrities, it's really wishful thinking. I think Qin Luo is going to take a big turn this time!"
"When you say that, I can't help but want to take a look. ”
"Look, I'm just tired of playing the game, take a break in the middle, and we'll complain together in a while, hahaha!"