293 Handshake out frozen shoulder

When the pirate opened his eyes and said "Mr. Hello Yi" meekly without crying or making trouble, Yi Rufeng finally determined that he was standing in front of him, I went, it was really not a person!!

So, he studied it inside and out, just like he was working on a new toy with complex functions.

The more I research, the more frightened I become, this material, this workmanship, this performance, this mind...... It's just against the sky!

Try the elasticity on your chest again, and sure enough, that old thing didn't lie.

Wu's artificial intelligence boyfriend business is booming, from hair to facial features to limbs to cognition is very realistic, to be able to do this, the core technology is of course kept secret to the outside world.

But this pirated novice is obviously better in terms of simulation, his expression and demeanor are more natural, and his thinking is closer to that of a real person.

It's easy to think, why don't I cooperate with Xue Wuya, mass-produce this kind of artificial intelligence, and kill Wu's in minutes, anyway, Wu's can't die without this business.

However, if you really love someone, you won't bear to let TA suffer a little bit of damage, instead of helping TA measure it yourself, "This damage is relatively small, TA should be able to bear it", and you won't cause this damage yourself!

But Yi Rufeng stubbornly believes that he is true love for Brother Shan, and no one in the world loves him more than himself, not even that Bai Yunnuan!

If there is a chance to face the muzzle of the black hole at the same time as Brother Shan, needless to say, he will definitely be the one who jumps up to block the bullet for him! And those little white, red, and yellow must be so frightened that they just run for their lives!

It's unreasonable.

Yi Rufeng took the manual, put down the pirated Xiaobai according to the method taught above, and modified the program as needed.

When the pirated Xiaobai opened her eyes again, she introduced herself in a stylish manner and said: "I am Bai Yunnuan, a children's ballet teacher." In addition to dancing ballet, I also enjoy drawing, playing the harmonica, jogging, ......"

"Good. ”

Yi Rufeng slowly adjusted the tripod and tried the camera.

The camera is focused on his bookcase.

In addition to the books, there are also some large frames in the bookcase, which are full of photos of Yi Rufeng, with photos with his parents, but more of his own records of some glorious moments, such as graduation photos, photos of cutting ribbons for some large companies, and photos of him shaking hands with the head of state.

When cutting the ribbon, in fact, the "click" knife went down and it was over, but he just didn't get off the knife, but just held the scissors to pose - all kinds of smiles, all kinds of big white teeth, all kinds of female fans under the electric eye corona stage, I can't wait to put the POSE for an hour before I get the scissors.

This is especially true when shaking hands with the head of state.

Obviously, holding it for 2 seconds means that it is enough, he just dragged people tightly and did not let go, and the other hand was affectionately put on people's shoulders and patted hard, in order to gain enough time for the photographer to take pictures, an action was repeated 200 times, and people were about to be photographed by him frozen shoulder.

President Hao Zhiguo was also embarrassed to withdraw his hand, so he could only grin awkwardly, and smiled at this camera and smiled at that camera, if at first glance he thought it was a teeth whitening advertisement.

It's a waste of time, but with such a good opportunity to erect his own glorious image and convey to the world the unusual relationship between the Yi family and the head of state, how can Yi Rufeng let it go so easily?

At this moment, everything is ready, and Yi Rufeng waved to the side: "Come here." ”

The artificial intelligence walked up to him, and the joints were relaxed, and there was no trace of machinery at all. The technology and craftsmanship of learning are also constantly upgrading and improving, compared to the time when the pirated Wushan was manufactured.

When a gust of wind blew in through the window, it brought up the tips of pirated Xiaobai's hair, and gently brushed her tender tofu-like face, which was youthful.

Although Yi Rufeng doesn't like to come into contact with women, it's okay to act like a woman occasionally, not to mention that the woman in front of him is not real, he is not disgusted.

He reached out and pulled the clothes off the AI's body. saved a little face for Wushan, and instead of taking off all the clothes of the artificial intelligence, he made it look like his shoulders were half exposed.

Yi Rufeng took two steps back and admired it, well, the effect is good, it's very beautiful, and sure enough, half of the dew is more amorous than the full dew.

Then, he hugged the waist of the pirated Xiaobai and made a gesture of kissing.

The face of the artificial intelligence is facing the camera, and she can be seen with her eyes closed, her long eyelashes fluttering, and a well-behaved and engaged look.

After 10 seconds, the camera started on its own and took several shots of the two kissing passionately.

Then, Yi Rufeng took the camera and checked it one by one, and was quite satisfied, this is simply a fake white!

The photo is so clear that you can see the face in the frame behind you, which means that it was taken at your own home.

In this way, it can not only block the relationship between Brother Shan and Bai Yunnuan, but also cover up his own orientation, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?

As for whether this photo will hurt Chunni when it gets out, he is too lazy to bother with brain cells.

The black cat jumped out of nowhere, and suddenly jumped into Yi Rufeng's arms, silently like a ghost.

Yi Rufeng is used to it. He slowly stroked the big black and shiny enough to see human hair, an action that was a way for him to decompress.

He showed Da Wu the photos in his camera and asked Da Wu what he thought.

The maverick cat shook his head playfully while shooting the camera, shaking his head into a rattle, blue and blood-red eyes flashing alternately under Yi Rufeng's nose.

Yi Rufeng had never seen a cat shake his head, and he shook it so fast, he was stunned for a moment, and thought, it's really not good, it's not ideal to take pictures like this, Da Wu is simply too spiritual!

With Brother Shan's blood, if he knew that he was green, he would have to kill that man!

Although the man is himself, he is more credible than someone else, and has a greater impact on Brother Shan, but Yi Rufeng doesn't want Brother Mountain to be murderous to himself for the rest of his life.

No one wants the person they love to hate them.

But no one would treat the person he thought he loved like Yi Rufeng.

After thinking about it again, Yi Rufeng deleted those photos again, and then called a reliable male housekeeper to come over, and took the artificial intelligence and camera to a guest room that was usually unoccupied, but very clean.

Turn the lights up more ambiguously, pull and mess up the bedding, create the illusion of tumbling, let the pirated copy lie down, and let the man take off naked and press on it......

The male family is very sensible, let him do what he wants, and don't ask much nonsense.

And Yi Rufeng's eyes are watching all this with satisfaction behind the camera. He deliberately slapped the pirated Xiaobai's face, while the male family only had a side face and the back of his head.

When it was done, Da Wu let out a rare "whining" next to him.

Yi Rufeng held up the camera to show it: "How about it, be careful of your liver, you are also very satisfied, aren't you?" I guess how it can start to work this time, just wait to see the tears of the white bone spirit!"

......

Xiaobai and Wushan, who have a lot of opportunities, are dating in a private gym again, which is also a very strange dating place, but it is also quite suitable for Wushan, who doesn't like to eat, and Xiaobai, who doesn't like shopping.

Wu Shan: "Does your arm still hurt?"

He knew that after practicing the rowing machine last time, Xiaobai's arm was almost broken, and he claimed that he couldn't lift the toothbrush when brushing his teeth.

In order to solve this problem, Xiaobai's extremely clever brain came up with a method that has never been seen before or since-she sandwiched the toothbrush with toothpaste between the two small cabinet doors on the left and right of the bathroom, clamped it so firmly that she couldn't move, and then leaned over and brushed her teeth by moving her head left and right, so that she didn't have to lift the toothbrush!

She was complacent, but Wushan almost fainted after hearing it.

Straight to the point.

Xiaobai rubbed his arm and coquettishly: "It's still a little painful, what should I do?"

"Izu," Wu Shan smiled and pulled her arm, "serve the people and make you a horse and chicken (massage)." ”

Xiaobai: "Oops, hey, light, my arm is about to fall off!"

Wu Shan was surprised: "This is not light enough?"

His hands are neither light nor heavy, and when he feels that he is already very gentle, others feel the force of smashing, which is also a problem that artificial intelligence has not yet completely solved.

Wu Shan suddenly thought of something--when rolling the sheets, she must have been very rude in her actions? There was no object to compare with Xiaobai, so she took it for granted, and she didn't raise too many objections.

Wu Shan thought that he must be gentle in the future.

At this time, Xiaobai's mobile phone rang in the bag at the door of the gym, Wushan looked at her who was poor and couldn't lift her arms, and took the initiative to say I'll help you get it.

Look, isn't it a little bit that emotional intelligence has been improved by Xiaobai*?

However, Wushan didn't see it for a long time, but it was only 8 meters away.

Xiao Bai looked back, he was staring down at something blankly, his expression was extremely strange, and there should be nothing in his bag that could make him so interested, and he couldn't help asking, "What are you looking at?"

Wu Shan looked at it intently as if he hadn't heard it, his eyes were as sharp as two X-rays.

Xiaobai's mobile phone screensaver is the stargazing pavilion in the night, she thought, seeing the stargazing pavilion will not be that kind of eyes, so she also walked over.

It turned out that Wu Shan was not looking at his phone, but he didn't hide it, and generously showed her what was in his hand.

"Ahh

Xiaobai exclaimed in fright because she saw a stack of photos, taken out of her lady's canvas bag.

In the photo, a man and a woman are disheveled, tangled together like glue.

Among them, the woman's face is facing the camera, and the face is clearly ...... Myself!

I don't know the man, and the environment looks strange!

How is this possible?!

"Wushan, I'm me, I'm here, this and this ......"

To Xiaobai's surprise, Wushan's first sentence was not "What's going on", but a calm "You are waiting for me here".

Xiaobai was very uneasy in his heart, and a large number of words of explanation rushed to his throat, but he didn't know which one to say first, and finally only shouted, "Where are you going?"

Wu Shan didn't answer, and strode into the corridor with the photos.