Tie Dan immediately went to check more data, wanting to see who wants to purchase so many fireworks, to be honest, the celebration of the lazy god department has long abandoned the backward thing of fireworks and firecrackers, what kind of pattern do you want, their 3D projection can't be made?

But after reading the data, he was blind, and more than half of the users of the Lazy God Tower ordered fireworks, which made him unable to understand. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Could it be that there are some activities of the lazy god department?

"Mr. Tie, what should I do?" The head of the purchasing department was at a loss for this kind of thing, and he was very blind.

Tie Dan was also at a loss, although he was now the head of Tie, but Tie Dan was actually a young man of about twenty, and he was still sitting in the classroom somewhere else.

At this time, it is still necessary to work together, Tie Dan is almost the most diligent person in the entire lazy god system, there are always more than two lazy god security personnel around him who are responsible for security, and at the same time as his assistant, during this time the lazy life development is extremely rapid, first take the opportunity of the lazy god system to land on the moon, the lazy life service scope is spread on a large scale, and then the lazy god tower began to operate, and the whole lazy life of the people are busy with their feet not touching the ground, and they can't wait for one person to be two people.

Fortunately, almost all employees who live lazily are paranoid and diligent, so don't be busy when they are busy.

Tie Dan spends almost all day in the warehouse area, and in fact he doesn't have an office at all.

At this time, they are actually squatting behind the lazy life warehouse area, like three migrant workers waiting for customers to come to the door, nibbling on fast food and discussing at the same time.

Hearing the purchasing supervisor ask, Tie Dan thought for a while and said: "It can't be ruled out that we have any use internally, you can check first to see where you can buy so many fireworks." ”

The purchasing supervisor should go down and implement this first.

Because there are too many bear children in the lazy god department, Nanming himself is a super large bear child, and it is not surprising that he suddenly wants to buy fireworks or something, and it is their dereliction of duty if they can't take it out when the time comes.

As the saying goes, three stinkers, one Zhuge Liang, and a security guard on the left choked on a piece of dried meat and said: "Mr. Tie, such a large amount of fireworks and firecrackers purchases, at least let the relevant departments know." ”

"Which department is the relevant department?" Even though Tie Dan is a lazy god supergiant, he can't figure out which department the relevant department is.

"The Safety Supervision Bureau, the Public Security Bureau, I will check. ”

Tie Dan also began to enter the group and asked, "Why do so many people want to buy fireworks, do we have any activities today?"

"No, everyone is confused, we are so busy that who can do activities? Is it that they are more idle at the headquarters. ”

Tie Dan changed a group and asked again, and suddenly a group of idlers jumped out:

"Do you need to do activities in your lazy life? I have time!"

"Really, the celebrations on Lazy God Island have been robbed, and I'm still idle and bored...... Where, where?"

Tie Dan was speechless for a moment, feeling that this group of slackers probably couldn't provide any effective information, so he went to inquire somewhere else.

Fortunately, the reason for this is to live lazily, and it didn't take long for Tie Dan to figure out the reason, and he couldn't cry or laugh at once.

"Send a notice to all your employees and ask them to keep an eye on their little robots so they don't get into trouble. What did Mr. Nan say?" Mr. Nan said that he would write a code to change the judgment mechanism of the little robot.

"Oh......" Hearing that Nan Ming was going to do this, Tie Dan was too lazy to get it, to be honest, the kind of pure digital language that the Lazy God Department has developed now makes Tie Dan feel that his IQ is a little insufficient, and it is difficult to write.

It's rare that Tie Dan also has a time when he plans to be lazy.

The notice was issued, Tie Dan went to play something else, and the lazy employees who received the notice all paid attention to their little robots, and suppressed this wave of plans to purchase fireworks and firecrackers.

Then Tie Dan went to work on something else.

……

At this time, Nanming was participating in a cultural seminar.

Among a group of old men and women over half a hundred years old, at least middle-aged people over forty years old, Nan Ming was uncomfortable all over.

As we all know, Nanming rarely has meetings, and even when they do, they tend to settle battles in a matter of minutes.

Nan Ming couldn't stand Nan's father's request and came to the meeting, and after five minutes, he asked his father in a low voice: "How long will this be open?" ”

"Three and a half days. ”

Nan Ming felt that he was completely out of love.

He also felt that he might not be biological.

At this time, a professor on the stage was impassionedly preaching the "industriousness and courage of the Chinese nation"

"If you are still industrious, if you continue to work hard, Lao Tzu will be killed by these diligent people! Why do you always want to harm me!" Nan Ming couldn't help but complain, what do you say is the racial talent of our Chinese nation, why do you have to be industrious? How good is laziness!

He was bored and changed his position and lay on his stomach: "Can you do something interesting......

Suddenly, his mobile phone rang, and he was a little surprised when he saw that it was Lao Ma's call.

But it's not convenient to pick it up now, Nan Ming casually pressed the phone to death, letting Lao Ma know that he is busy now.

Usually the old horse is very knowledgeable, so he will automatically avoid it at this time, and then pick the right time to contact Nanming, or fly directly to meet.

But Lao Ma's call still stubbornly came in.

was really helpless, Nanming could only pick up the phone.

He lowered his voice, picked up the phone and asked, "Hey, why does Mr. Candidate have time to call me today? I heard that your support rate has not been satisfactory recently, do you want me to help you?"

"Don't do it for the time being, I'll try to get it done myself......" Lao Ma's tone was a little serious, and after saying this, he immediately asked: "Mr. Nan, just now a person from the Ministry of Defense came to look for me, just now the Ministry of Defense received a warning that an unknown force is invading one of their nuclear arsenals, and he wants to know, does this have anything to do with our lazy god department......

"Nuclear arsenal?" Nan Ming's little heart jumped a few times, and then seemed to understand something.

However, his mouth still did not fluctuate at all, and said, "Why do they think so?"

"Because they used all kinds of methods, they couldn't stop the invasion of the other party, and there aren't many people in this world who can have this ability......" Lao Ma said, he lowered his voice: "Mr. Nan, it shouldn't really be us." ”

"Of course it's impossible, what are we doing to invade the nuclear arsenal?" Nan Ming said categorically, "Our nuclear weapons technology is much more high-end than theirs!"

Lao Ma was speechless for a while, although he didn't care much about technology but service, but he also knew that the most bullish nuclear weapons now were fusion weapons, that is, the so-called hydrogen bombs and the like.

If nuclear fusion ...... The lazy god system can throw off the world for hundreds of years.

They can build nuclear weapons in any factory...... Why do you want to invade someone else's?

"So it's not us?" sighed, "Honestly, it's the worst I've ever heard......"

If it weren't for the lazy gods, who would be invading the U.S. nuclear arsenal? Could it be that another terrible organization like the Green Bandits has appeared?

"Mr. Nan, we can still block them for five minutes at most, and after five minutes......" Lao Ma paused, "Once a nuclear war is triggered, it may be the end of the world......"

Nan Ming's mind flashed through various movies and games, what wasteland, what subway, what zombies......

Is this the end of the world?

"Lord Great Demon King, steady!" The lazy god, who had not seen a figure all day long, suddenly jumped out, very excited, "Sure enough, you are the Lord Demon King I am looking for!"

"Go, go!" Nan Ming didn't have the leisure to joke, this beautiful world, he still wanted to see more and visit more.

What should I do if I accidentally finish the whole book!

Nan Ming didn't care what meeting he was at now, and when he saw that the impassioned expert in front of him had finally finished speaking and stepped down, he also got up and walked outside.

Zhao Gaofeng hurriedly leaned over.

Before he walked out of the hall, Nan Ming was stopped, and the expert who preached "hard work and bravery" stopped Nan Ming very excitedly, and said: "Mr. Nan, I finally have the opportunity to meet you alone, there are too many leaders just now, I really don't have time to talk to you more, what are you busy doing?"

After speaking, without waiting for Nan Ming to answer, he held Nan Ming's hand, and was so excited that he burst into tears: "In the past few decades, because all kinds of science and technology have become more and more convenient, our people have become more and more lazy, fortunately, there is a lazy god system, it is the diligence and courage of the lazy god department, let me see the dawn of our great national rejuvenation, thank you Mr. Nan, your diligence and genius, like a beacon for us to guide the way......"

Is BB finished? Don't get in the way, I'm still in a hurry to save the world!

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