Chapter 92: I Want to Buy a Beer
Ma Tianrou waved her hand and said with tears on her face.
"It doesn't matter, the main question now is ...... My sister was waiting in the room to beat me, I pretended to study to escape, I guess I'll have to squeeze your side tonight, and I can't turn off the lights, by the way, the door has to be locked!!!
"I guess so, when I passed by your sister's room just now, I saw her looking for a belt, I guess it was for you......"
Ma Tianrou shuddered, immediately jumped out of bed, picked up the math book and pretended, and made sure again whether the door was locked.
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At eleven o'clock in the evening, there was still an hour before the final deadline of the system task, she kept looking at her watch boredly with the belt in her hand, and Shi Xiaoxiao was already in a deep sleep.
"Is the system there?"
"I've been open for a day, why don't you decide that my mission is successful?"
"I'm telling you, don't be fooled, I don't want to experience any new things. β
"System?"
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Ma Tianyao teased the system for ten minutes, but the system did not respond at all, but Shi Xiaoxiao got up in a daze.
She rubbed her sleepy eyes and looked at Ma Tianyao, she was startled, and she was more than half awake.
"I'm Cao, Tianyao, why don't you sleep and sit in the middle of the night?"
"Can't sleep. β
Shi Xiaoxiao looked at the belt in Ma Tianyao's hand, sighed and persuaded her.
"Okay, Tianrou is still a child, it's in her nature to be playful, it's okay to scare her, but don't really break it. Look at my grandfather, he never beat me......"
"But your dad was almost killed......
"Cut, it doesn't make sense to you, forget it......"
Shi Xiao pursed his lips and lay down to sleep again, but immediately sat up again.
"No, why am I here? Oh...... Pee ......"
After saying that, I got up and put on my coat and went out to the bathroom, and just went out for a minute, I immediately pushed the door in.
"Tianyao, Tianyao, hurry, hurry, there is a situation!!"
"Situation?"
"Hurry up and !!"
Shi Xiaoxiao waved at him mysteriously, and Ma Tianyao suddenly became curious, and hurriedly ran over.
The two of them came to the private vegetable patch of the landlord's aunt at the foot of the wall, Shi Xiaoxiao opened a piece of leek, revealing a stainless steel basin inside, and shining it with the screen of the mobile phone, it turned out to be two grass carp.
It's just that one of the grass carp turned up its white belly, apparently just died.
"I didn't expect Tianrou to hide the fish here, no wonder I didn't find !! in the room"
Ma Tianyao squinted her eyes and muttered, then turned her head and asked Shi Xiaoxiao.
"No, aren't you going to the toilet? How can you find the grass carp hidden in the leeks......? You don't pee in the leek field every night, do ......you? I also saw the landlord and aunt cutting leeks and eating them every day...... ...... vomit"
Ma Tianyao wanted to vomit in disgust, but Shi Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and muttered proudly.
"Cut, I'm using waste, this is natural farm fertilizer, don't you understand, don't you see the landlord and aunt use manure to water vegetables every day? β
Pouting proudly, she whispered to Ma Tianyao again.
"Tianyao, what should I do with this fish? I see that Tianrou likes it so much, let's not destroy it, if the child knows tomorrow that you killed her fish, she will definitely be sad to death." β
"Well, my anger has long since disappeared......"
Ma Tianyao nodded, took a picture of the fish in the pot with her mobile phone, and spoke again.
"I think this fish is dead, so we might as well cremate it......"
Shi Xiao smiled strangely, and then quickly fished out the dead one, and the two of them quietly opened the door of the landlord's house, and next to the wall on the side of the gate, they lit a pile of wheat straw to make a fire, and then put a lot of dead branches on it, and after the fire was lit, the two put the fish on it.
Ten minutes later......
Ma Tianyao swallowed her saliva, looked at Shi Xiaoxiao, and whispered.
"Xiaoxiao, the fish died, although I was very sad, but I don't know why, I still want to buy a beer......"
Shi Xiaoxiao nodded.
"I want to buy a beer too......"
So, five minutes later, the two drank beer and ate grilled fish, and after eating and drinking, they went home and went to sleep leisurely.
Shi Xiaoxiao snored after three minutes of going to bed, Ma Tianyao looked at her watch, there were still twenty minutes to the time specified by the system, and she didn't bother to care about it while she was drinking, so she climbed into bed and slapped Shi Xiaoxiao's buttocks, and went to sleep with her head tilted.
I don't know what time it is at night, she only feels that the whole person is numb when she turns around, and after she wakes up, she feels the electric current transmission in her body, and then there is a sense of pain.
"I'm Cao, 2B system, what are you playing?
"The treatment of lazy cancer is urgent, the time for exercise has come, please get up immediately and do daily exercise. β
Ma Tianyao slowly came to her senses, and then hurriedly went to see the time.
"It's 12:22? It's the next day?
Muttering to herself, she immediately went to check the status of the task, and the task status was completed!
"YES!! Great!"
As soon as she was happy, she was depressed again.
"Didn't the system say that Bai Feng's new recipe would be rewarded?
"System?"
"Sleeping? Aren't you? You're not human, and you sleep?"
System: 'Not Human' is detected as insulting language and electroshock therapy will be administered......
"I'm Cao...... Ahh......h
Ma Tianyao was not surprised to be electrocuted again, but this time she was very unconvinced, first, the system did not give her the task reward, second, the system judged that the delay in completing the task was too high, and third, the 'not human' judged to be insulting language.
It reminded her of an old joke she posted on a website with this description:
γLi Qiang...... 1 rape, 1 laugh, 1 said......]
As a result, the principle of system blocking is to only determine a single phrase, and does not bring in the situational judgment, so after it is released, it becomes:
[Li ** smiled and said......]
It's like a dog......
And the dog is still innocent......
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The next day, Ma Tianyao took Shi Xiaoxiao to the store early, but it was Ma Tianrou and the three girls who got up late because of school.
After she was busy with the first wave of customers, at about 7:20, Ma Tianrou and Zheng Huanhuan entered the store.
"Sister, did you kill one of my fish and roast it......?"
"Nothing!"
"I saw the ashes of the burning branches at the door, and the fish bones you spit out!!"
"Maybe it's still the landlord's aunt who grilled it, besides, your sister and I grill fish, two of which never grill one!!"
Ma Tianrou pouted, looking very depressed, and then tears fell from her eyes.
"Woooooooooo......oo Xiaoyu, I'm sorry for you, I promised to take you to see a different scenery, but you were roasted......"