Text Chapter 94 Self-Blowing Up Scandal?
In the venue, Lin Haoyu was already ready, waiting for the audience to calm down, so he chuckled a few times and said:
"Everyone, are you waiting for me to say the opening remarks?"
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.
"That's right! It's already on the hot search on the Internet......"
As soon as one person shouted, he heard another commotion in the distance:
"That's right, 'Lin Haoyu's Complete Opening Statements' is on sale!
Poof!
Everyone smiled, if they hadn't made a special trip to see Lin Haoyu's introduction last night, they really didn't know what else "Lin Haoyu's opening remarks" was a riotous thing when they heard the name.
"I didn't expect the opening remarks to be made into classics by Lin Haoyu, it's just ......"
Smash it, smash it, smash it, everyone praised it in amazement.
Lin Haoyu smiled, then spread his hands helplessly, pointed at the feather dandie, and sighed:
"I'm sorry, I've been so busy these days, so I really haven't had time to write anything like an opening statement, so I have to let this Miss Yu Dandie on my left hand start the scene!"
Don't have time to write an opening statement?
The audience was stunned for a moment, and then approached the stage with confusion and curiosity, and listened carefully to Lin Haoyu's next words.
Well??
Turning to look at Lin Haoyu with a weird smile on his face, Yu Dandie's face suddenly became gloomy, and he sneered a few times, and said:
"In that case, I'll make a simple opening statement first......
As soon as the words landed, I saw Han Hechang on Lin Haoyu's right hand and chuckled suddenly:
"Eh, why don't you talk about the reason why Lin Haoyu is busy, and what news about his hard work late at night will come out of the entertainment industry in the province. β
Working late at night?
"Poof! How do you work late at night? Of course, there is only one primitive thing for human beings!"
A spectator suddenly squirted out a mouthful of salt soda, and suddenly burst into laughter, much to the embarrassment of Claude, who was sitting next to him.
Claude was stunned for a long time, and then poked Wendel, who was also puzzled, and frowned and asked:
"It's ...... What do you mean?"
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Claude wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then asked curiously to the smiling and happy Chinese audience on the side:
"Sorry, can you explain to me, what's so funny about that?"
Well?
The man turned his head in surprise and was relieved to see that it was a foreigner.
"No wonder I can't understand Lin Haoyu's talk show, it turns out to be a foreigner. β
The audience laughed a few times, looking up and down at Claude and Wendel, who was also full of doubts and expectations, and couldn't help but be secretly proud.
The current Lin Haoyu is no longer the same as in the past, both the world's popularity and influence are even stronger than some Chinese three-S stars!
Tut!
The audience smacked their lips and covered their mouths and smiled:
The meaning of this sentence is that Lin Haoyu is constantly busy at night, and this matter is the most basic thing for human beings to survive. β
The most basic human beings survive......
Claude stayed in place for a long time and didn't come up with an answer, so he couldn't help frowning, and continued to think with a solemn face:
"Is it eating?" or is it ......?"
Is it difficult or something?
On the side, Wendel, who still had a little understanding of the Chinese language, was suddenly shocked in his heart, and then coughed a few times in shock, pulled Claude with a flushed face, and then pretended to be calm and whispered:
"Claude! This is saying that Lin Haoyu is playing something that shouldn't be played at night!"
Well?!
Claude pondered for a moment, then came to his senses, coughed a few dry coughs in an instant, turned away in shame, and immediately ran out of the venue.
"Damn! This Lin Haoyu is simply amazing!"
Smash it, smash it, Claude breathed a long sigh of relief, and then reminisced with surprise.
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"This Lin Haoyu really dares to say it! If it weren't for my thick skin, I guess I would have blushed a long time ago......"
Claude couldn't help frowning slightly, and suddenly remembered some vulgar programs in the United States, and suddenly felt that this form was a little similar.
But it doesn't seem to be the same, as if these jokes are absolutely novel.
Claude pondered for a moment, then continued to exclaim:
"When it comes to not breaking it, it's really a real skill!"
The TV show in the United States is too explicit, and the ending is either directly banned, or it is embarrassing to watch the advanced onset of cancer.
Call!
After taking a few deep breaths, Claude returned to the venue calmly, sat down and continued to listen to Lin Haoyu's novel Talk Sho.
Well?
Wendell was slightly stunned, and then he found out the unique name of this show and couldn't help but smile, and smiled at Claude:
"The name is quite interesting, talk show, Talk Sho, the pronunciation is also very similar. β
Claude took a closer look, and suddenly realized, I see!
"Damn!co-authoring this language is a talk show!?"
Exquisite!
By the way, there seems to be nothing like this kind of riotous and magical talk show in the local language programs of the United States!
Claude's eyes lit up suddenly, his heart was slightly startled, and then he frowned, waved his hand to Wendel on the side, and came to the door again.
Wendell was stunned for a moment, and then silently followed Claude out.
"Claude, let's talk about it directly, don't bother me to watch Talk Sho!"
As he spoke, Wendell couldn't help but lean his ear into the door and listen to Lin Haoyu's voice in the door.
I only heard Lin Haoyu laugh and say:
"Eh, isn't this a particularly embarrassing thing that happened just now? Coincidentally, it was the matter between me and Yu Dandie in the dressing room. β
As he spoke, there was a chorus of boos from the audience.
"it, Lin Haoyu and Yu Dandie, big news!"
"Outside the nickname, world superstar Lin Haoyu exposed a scandal!"
Everyone looked at each other and smiled, and looked treacherously at Lin Haoyu.
Yu Dandie was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Lin Haoyu nervously with a crimson face, and said:
"Nonsense! When did I and you have something to do in the dressing room?"
"I'm talking about makeup, where do you think? β
Lin Haoyu pretended to be terrible and looked at the annoyed and angry Yu Dandie, and couldn't help but hug his chest slightly, looking at Yu Dandie with a frightened face, as if he would be violated by hentai in the next second......
Makeup?
Yu Dandie was stunned for a moment, then snorted a few times in annoyance, and said coldly:
"Oh yes, it's just a make-up?"
Hum!
Yu Dandie laughed coldly and evilly in her heart, and looked towards Lin Haoyu with her eyes narrowed slightly.
"Lin Haoyu, let's see who is playing who......"
Joke!
Yu Dandie had long understood Lin Haoyu's tricks, but he didn't expect that he would actually hit himself with the idea of the joke today.
Suddenly, there was a sudden silence in the arena for a moment, and then there were neat and loud boos once again.
The audience all glanced at Lin Haoyu and Yu Dandie with an evil smile, and almost rushed up to coax.
Hearing this, Lin Haoyu couldn't help but be stunned, and then looked sideways at the smiling Yu Dandie slightly in surprise, and then couldn't help frowning, and secretly said a few words in his heart.
Lin Haoyu sighed slightly, then faced the audience and said in a low voice:
"Actually, when I was in the dressing room just now, what Yu Dandie said made me very distressed, because I finally couldn't hide my affairs for many years!"
Can't hide it?
In the audience, reporters from many media suddenly turned on the camera in unison, even at the risk of possible confiscation, they had to broadcast Lin Haoyu's shocking news in advance!
A reporter resisted the impulse of shock and excitement in his heart, looked at the stage with a cruel smile, shook his throat along the way, swallowed his saliva and said with a smile:
"Whew!Lin Haoyu, although I am also your fan, but ......"
However, the dog ...... A reporter is a reporter, even if it is his favorite celebrity idol, he has to be loyal to his post and shoot and record everything about the other party.
In this regard, perhaps in a sense, the paparazzi are actually quite dedicated.
Taking a deep breath of air, the reporter frowned tightly and looked at the picture in the miniature camera in front of him, and then smiled with satisfaction and breathed a long sigh of relief.
"That being said, if there is something that touches his bottom line, I can not take the initiative to report it......"
The reporter suddenly smiled easily, estimating that even if he broadcast it himself, few people would believe that the hero of the sky was actually having an affair with the hostess, right?
Besides, it's just a local newspaper.
Lin Haoyu glanced around the audience, and couldn't help but spread his hands helplessly, and said:
"Here's the thing, when I was in the dressing room just now, Yu Dandie had to take the initiative to come over and put on makeup for me, but makeup is makeup, and she also took the initiative to close the door......"
Closing the door and making up? Everyone smiled obscenely in their hearts, don't they really want to expose the scandal?
After a pause with a smile, Lin Haoyu continued:
"It was still evening, and Yu Dandie didn't turn on the lights, touching my face, and finally told me that I had touched a hard thing that would jump and jump, which was very magical. β
Well?!
Everyone's hearts trembled, this guy, do you want to say it so bluntly?
"Damn! This Lin Haoyu is also enough, and even the hostess of his own TV station has started, eh, ......"
"Don't say it, I admire the shameless spirit of the hero. β
"That's right, if it weren't for shamelessness, how could we have achieved today. β