In the last two days of the National Day holiday, the reporters finally got the most important information, and then instantly hyped it up all over the world. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The lazy god department is about to build ten space elevators!

"Dignitaries from all over the world gathered on Lazy God Island to compete for ten places and ten space elevators, who will end up with it?"

"Bold, seven provinces and cities in China have joined the 'space elevator' competition! A certain provincial governor said: It is bound to win!"

"The four major state-owned banks are competing for 700 billion yuan in funds, and 700 billion yuan will be deposited in domestic banks, what kind of changes will be brought?"

What is the concept of 700 billion RMB?

If the lazy god system is a province, it can already rank among the top three in the country's fiscal revenue......

If the lazy god system is a country, it can already rank among the top 30 in the world's financial revenue......

And this money can be said to be a big gift to the country and Jidong Province, the continuous efforts of the lazy god system, plus the tax of this money, Lu Zhenguo calculated casually, and found that Jidong Province will sit on the top spot in the country this year.

It can be said that Jidong Province has truly become the science and technology center of the country and even the world!

Since the eleventh long holiday, the bombshells of the lazy god system have been one after another, and many people who have chosen to stay at home or travel have just come out of the overcrowded attractions, or addicted to killing games, and after scanning the full prompt information on the mobile phone, they found that the world has suddenly changed.

They still remember that before the National Day holiday, the topics discussed by everyone were the world's blockade of the lazy god system, the worry about the personal safety of the lazy god Yafei, and the indignation of the United States......

But seven days later, the whole world is talking about space elevators, unmanned driving, lazy god challenges, 700 billion yuan......

It seems that the world's blockade of the lazy god system is just a dream.

I haven't seen you for a few days, why has the world become so strange?

On the last day of the 11th long holiday, on the way back to the rush hour, people who were stuck on various highways parked their cars in various super-large parking lots, took out their mobile phones, and eagerly understood the changes of this National Day, and pieced together the scattered information during the visit.

It's like experiencing a "Dream Eleven" again, and this week can be called a major turning point in human history.

Seven days, but it seems like a century has passed, and the whole world has undergone a magical metamorphosis, becoming more and more luminous and bizarre.

They are even beginning to regret why they wasted their time on the mountains and water, and why they didn't participate in this historic week.

But for the lazy party of the lazy god department, this National Day is really fun.

In this world, there are two kinds of lazy people, one is good at grinding, and the other is extremely efficient.

Most of the lazy parties in the lazy god system belong to the second type.

They are naturally three-minute hot types, extremely fond of what they like, and dismissive of what they don't like. Moreover, their brains can cope with short-term high-intensity work, but for continuous work, they will soon get bored and exhausted, and their efficiency will be extremely low, and they need constant external stimulation to stimulate their motivation.

Therefore, most of the lazy parties are engaged in technology research and development and creative work, even if they are lazy and lazy on weekdays, but when it comes to the things they really care about, as long as they find the state, they can make their whole person ignite and burst out with amazing power.

Speaking of which, the guys of the lazy party are heartless, and they are not worried about the grim situation before the National Day, and they are not worried about the plans one by one.

Anyway, the sky is falling, and Mr. Nan is on top of it, what are you afraid of?

During the seven-day holiday, the vacationed party members were restless, and they began to prepare for the resumption of work three days in advance.

The lazy party is the lazy party, even if it is a seven-day rest, it is still a little dissatisfied, and one by one lazily complains in the lazy party base camp of the lazy god's house: "It's a pity, the seven-day holiday passed so quickly, I must have passed the holiday!"

"I really want to rest for another seven days, I haven't had enough of it!"

"The lazy party united and proposed to the South President together to extend the holiday to ten days!"

"Mr. Nan still wants to increase the vacation to ten days, maybe Mr. Nan is willing to take a month off, but are you sure that other Qindang bosses will not be so angry that they will kill people?"

"If the party is arrogant, the country will not be a country! Brothers, rise up!"

But everyone was too lazy to get up, and after a silence, someone said lazily: "It's so boring, the work is always the same, and I can't complain about it......"

For the lazy party, even if the international situation is so turbulent, it still can't stop their boredom.

"Did you encounter any interesting things during the National Day holiday?"

"Well, it's not fun, if I have to say fun, I'm bored to improve the little robot's home policy, and the efficiency of the little robot to organize drawers has been tripled, and it's simply pleasing to the eye after tidying up...... Everyone, look at the video, my drawer is like this now, well, the group of people who are obsessive-compulsive to tidy up the party is a little less fun, I plan to apply this new tidying strategy to the whole house, think about what they want to tidy up but don't have things to tidy up, hahahaha......"

What can make the diligent party unhappy will definitely make the lazy party happy.

"Speaking of which, I also improved the delivery route optimization algorithm of the delivery robot, although it has only improved by about 1%, but the Qin Party is estimated to be crying again. ”

"Obsessive-compulsive disorder really exists, it's incredible, Qindang is really a group of incomprehensible creatures, isn't it good to be lazy at that time......"

The lazy party is happy for a while, and then bored again, the lazy party is an emotion-driven creature, and emotions are inherently unsustainable.

"I really want something new, I heard that Mr. Nan has been in retreat for the past seven days, I don't know what big things Mr. Nan has done?"

"Trouble, trouble, we want to make trouble!"

"Don't want to go to work......"

"Cause trouble when you go to work!"

There are diligent parties lurking in the base camp of the lazy party, and when they saw the lazy party complaining to each other, they suddenly became nervous.

These lazy parties want to make trouble!

Brothers, be vigilant, you must nip the lazy party's counteroffensive in the bud, and never give them a chance!

"Alas, even if you want to do something, you have to have something to do...... Recently, it's all the Qindang who are busy working, building the earth stone thrower, building the space elevator, it's all the Qindang's business, and in the long run, my lazy party is going to die......"

What excites the lazy party is the challenge, and the diligent party is good at sustaining it.

The lazy party is active in the early technical breakthrough and construction design of the earth stone throwing machine and space elevator.

The construction really started, no matter how many times the construction was done, it was the diligent party who was busy and had nothing to do with the lazy party.

Recently, the lazy god department has been making big moves, but only a handful of things that are really related to the lazy party are the technologies accumulated a few days ago, and the design and scheme have been perfected.

Come to think of it, there's been nothing really exciting for the lazy party for a long time.

Really...... So boring!

There was a sigh in the base camp of the lazy party.

……

The first day of work after the holiday.

Eastern DRC, Lazy God Yafei Camp.

On the left side of the camp, a lazy house rises from the ground, on which hang seventy or eighty dream houses, all of which are people who have come to the DRC for vacation.

Although the Democratic Republic of the Congo is poor and backward, and the war is endless, under the protection of the lazy gods, it is not to mention how happy it is to enjoy the primeval jungles and animal migration of black Africa.

At one o'clock in the morning, Shang Fang woke up.

As a newcomer to the Lazy God Department, Shang Fang has joined the Lazy God Academy for almost two months.

But whether he is a diligent party or a lazy party? He himself does not know.

He felt that he should belong to the lazy party more, for example, this holiday, he didn't hesitate at all, and took his parents directly to travel.

But after traveling for a long time, when it was time to go to work, he still had a little bit of a vague expectation.

Shang Fang raised his wrist and looked at his watch, and the pointer was already pointing to seven o'clock in the morning.

It's one o'clock in the morning in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, and it's seven o'clock in the morning in the eastern coast.

Getting up and tiptoeing to get dressed, Shang Fang glanced in the direction of his parents, who were still sleeping.

The African jungle is a very novel existence for parents, and yesterday the parents had a lot of fun, but they were also tired, so they naturally won't get up early today.

After Shang Fang finished washing, he instructed the sword to help the two old men order breakfast, and then went out.

Walking out of the lazy god's house and saying hello to the security guard, Shang Fang trotted a few steps, and happened to see the space elevator descending from the sky, and there was a female colleague waiting next to him, the two were not very familiar, but they had met a few times in the past two days, and they smiled and nodded to each other, and they didn't talk much.

On the first day of work, there is a "Monday syndrome" that can make people decadent and lazy.

Shang Fang closed his eyes, pretended to sleep for a few minutes, and when he opened his eyes again, he was already in the food court.

The food court has already opened, and the staff of various breakfast stalls are full of vitality to attract customers, Shang Fang bought a tofu brain, nibbled on a few buns, and filled his stomach, even if he was full.

Then carrying the two remaining buns, Shang Fang walked to wait for the car.

There are not many people waiting for the bus, and they all look weak.

Just look at them and you'll know that it's a lazy party.

The lazy party didn't bother to speak, nodding to each other even if they had said hello, tilting their heads, their eyes glazed over.

When the car arrived, the lazy party immediately ran into the car to grab their own advantageous positions: "Find a place, and you can sleep for another twenty minutes!"

Looking at them, Shang Fang suddenly had a feeling of absurdity.

Living in the Democratic Republic of the Congo in central Africa, after getting up in the morning, washing up, taking a space elevator to outer space, then having breakfast in a food court 200 kilometers above the ground, and taking a space subway with a speed of tens of thousands of kilometers per hour to go to work?

Normally, shouldn't you live in a neighboring community, buy breakfast from the hutong, and take the bus to work?

But these people felt that it was normal, and they didn't even think it was strange.

A voice in Shang Fang's heart said, "What's so strange about this? This is the Lazy God Department!"

Well, isn't it strange...... So be it.

Shang Fang squinted his eyes and looked in the direction of the space subway.

At this moment, Shang Fang suddenly heard an exclamation from behind: "What, the epic journey is about to restart?"

Shang Fang looked down at his phone and saw a message push: "The epic journey is restarted, the target is Mars!"

Under the space subway, the earth was shrouded in darkness, and suddenly, a bright line appeared in the distance, and the bright line became brighter and brighter, and finally became the arc of the earth, and the next second, a round of the sun suddenly jumped out from behind the earth.

The space subway moves from the night zone of the earth to the day zone.

Shang Fang stretched out his hand, blocked the dazzling sunlight, and looked at the lazy party who were still dying before, and at that moment it was like being beaten with chicken blood.

There's something to do again!