Chapter 371: Robots

Li Kuiyong's eldest sister graduated this year, she studied business English in college, and was assigned to an import and export company to do foreign trade translation work.

The eighteenth year of the female college has changed, and Yingzi is not only much more beautiful than before, but now she is also full of confidence in her words and deeds.

"Yingzi, this is the army I told you, the Wei army. Li Kuiyong introduced the two of them, "Dajun, this is my sister Li Ying, a college student at the School of Foreign Trade, and she will be your English teacher in the future." ”

"Hello, Army. Yingzi stretched out her hand generously.

"You······ Hello, Yingzi!" Wei Dajun looked at Yingzi, stammering, and didn't know how to shake hands in a daze.

Li Kuiyong slapped him, "What is it called Yingzi?

"Oh, teacher. Wei Dajun immediately changed his words and unconsciously bowed.

"Hehehe······" Yingzi couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile, "We're so big, you don't need to bow to me."

"You are a teacher, and you should bow. Wei Dajun sneered.

"How did you twist and pinch?" Li Kuiyong looked at him strangely, "Where is the usual poverty?"

"I, I'm nervous to see the teacher. Wei Dajun explained.

"Don't call me teacher, just call me Yingzi!" Yingzi stretched out his hand again, "Don't be nervous, let's shake hands." ”

Wei Dajun stretched out his hand and immediately withdrew it, "Don't shake hands, my hands are pitch black, it's all engine oil." ”

"It's okay, my brother is covered in oil every day when he goes back, and I wash all my clothes, I'm not afraid!" Yingzi still stretched out her hand and encouraged.

"Hey······" Only then did Wei Dajun cautiously stretch out his hand and lightly touched Yingzi's fingertips.

Yingzi grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously, "In the future, we will be comrades who will learn from each other, my brother gave me a death order, I must teach you English, you must study seriously!"

Wei Dajun's heart rippled, blood surged up in his head, and he said loudly: "I must study hard, please rest assured!"

Yingzi was startled by his loud voice and couldn't help but laugh.

Only then did Wei Dajun realize that he was abrupt, and he didn't know how to speak, he only knew how to smirk.

Li Kuiyong looked at the two suspiciously, and instructed: "Yingzi, just teach for an hour, go home early." ”

"Got it, brother. ”

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In Shenzhen in the eight-five years, there were many people, cars, and shops, and Taozi and Pig's Head were almost confused on the streets.

Everyone is talking about doing business and making a fortune, men, women and children are desperately trying to make money, and this is next to capitalist Hong Kong, and countless stories of getting rich are circulating among people's mouths.

"Pig head, is this special economic zone just engaging in capitalism?" Taozi was a little panicked, everything he saw here was different from what he had known before.

"Don't talk nonsense! Don't you read the newspapers? This is called socialism with special characteristics!" The pig-headed said: "Poverty is not socialism! Now we must strive to be the part of the people who get rich first!"

"Oh, then what are we going to do next?" Taozi said: "We don't have much money on us, we have to make money quickly!"

The pig head frowned, "Working for others, we will never make money, we have to be our own boss!"

"Can we also be the boss?" Taozi was surprised: "We can only be three hundred yuan, what kind of boss can we be?"

"More money and less money doesn't affect us to be the boss!" said the pig's head: "There is little money and little money in the business, we have to think about it carefully and see what we can do." ”

"I don't know anything!" Taozi scratched his head, "I learned to move bricks, sift sand, and carry cement on the construction site." ”

"Those are useless!" said the pig's head: "I have thought about it carefully, we have a small capital, so we can only set up a stall first." ”

"What are you selling?" Taozi said, "We haven't sold anything before, these two eyes are black, what's the matter?"

"Haven't you ever eaten a pig's head and never seen a pig run?" The pig head said: "I've thought about it, the workers in various factories and on the construction site spend the most money when they pay their wages, we don't care what we sell, as long as we catch up with the time to pay wages, we can sell anything!"

"That's a good idea!" Taozi said, "Let's investigate first!"

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"Yuemin, do you really want to marry me?"

Zhong Yuemin chatted with Lame San for half the night, and went back to the bedroom lightly, for fear of waking Qin Ling, but as soon as he lay down, Qin Ling fell into his arms.

"Woke you up?" Zhong Yuemin rubbed her head and changed to a more comfortable position.

"No, I've been waiting for you. Qin Ling looked up at Zhong Yuemin, "Do you really want to marry me?"

"It's not true, is it still fake?" Zhong Yuemin smiled, "What? Don't you want to?"

"I, I can't say it. Qin Ling said, "I have forgotten all the things before, the current me is completely different from the previous me, do you want to marry the former me, or the current me?"

"Slow down!" Zhong Yuemin was a little dizzy, "You used to talk about me all the time, what are you worried about?"

Qin Ling bit his lip, "I just want to ask you, do you like me before or me now?"

"I like them all!" Zhong Yuemin said without thinking, "No matter what you become, I like it, I want to marry you!"

"No!" Qin Ling struggled to sit up and said anxiously: "Yueyue, have you ever thought that now I am not Qin Ling, but a completely different person?"

"Well, that's really a problem, you forget the past, you have new memories, and in a sense, it's really someone else. Zhong Yuemin also sat up, touched his chin, and said seriously.

"Yes, that's what I meant!" Qin Ling said a little nervously: "Then I want to ask you, do you like Qin Ling more before, or do you like me now?"

"Oops!" Zhong Yuemin had a headache and lay down on the bed.

"What's wrong?" Qin Ling hurriedly checked his situation.

"The question you asked is too complicated, it exceeds my computing power, and the CPU is stuck!" Zhong Yue replied in a civil mechanical voice.

Qin Ling's eyes widened and he looked at Zhong Yuemin in horror, "You, are you a biological robot?"

"You're right. Zhong Yuemin still imitated the mechanical voice, "I am the robot Valio Omega 231 from the twenty-second century, human society is too complicated, I better go back to my time and space!"

After saying that, he closed his eyes and pretended that the power was off.

I thought that Qin Ling would easily see through his jokes, but he lay down for several minutes, Qin Ling did not react, and Zhong Yuemin had to open his eyes.

Qin Ling was still stunned, Zhong Yuemin pushed her, "Hey, what are you thinking?"

"WALL-E has not released the Omega series of robots!" Qin Ling said thoughtlessly,

Zhong Yuemin was confused, "Qin Ling, what are you talking about?" Are you dreaming?"

Qin Ling didn't speak, but hugged Zhong Yuemin's head, pulled it on the back of his head, and then cried out all of a sudden, "Great, you're not a robot!"

Zhong Yuemin panicked all of a sudden, and let Qin Ling hold his head, he didn't dare to move, "Qin Ling, I'm joking with you! I'm not a robot, don't worry, I'm not a robot!"

"Woooooooooo······oo Why are you playing such a joke with me!" Qin Ling slapped Zhong Yuemin several times, "I thought I was playing a virtual game······ You can't do that next time!"

"I'm not going to be like this, I'm not going to be like this······"

Zhong Yuemin had a mess in his head, holding Qin Ling and slowly coaxing her to sleep, but he had no sleep all night, watching the dark night outside the window gradually brighten up, and then brightened, the morning sun wiped the sky red, and the sun rose all of a sudden.

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"Yuemin, didn't you sleep well last night?" Aunt Ma was startled by Zhong Yuemin's state.

"It's a bit of a bed. Zhong Yuemin casually made an excuse, "Godmother, what do you eat in the morning?"

"Cornmeal porridge, sorghum noodles, boiled an egg for you and Qinling. Aunt Ma said.

"Hey, I haven't eaten this bite in years!" Zhong Yuemin picked up the blue bowl with the edge of the mouth, pulled it along the wall of the bowl with chopsticks, and sucked it into his mouth, "It's so fragrant!"

"Isn't it fragrant, this is pure corn porridge, the porridge you drank when you cut the queue is mixed with other grains, and the taste is far worse than this!" Aunt Ma said with a smile, "Isn't Qin Ling up yet?"

"She slept soundly, she slept late last night, let her sleep a little longer." Zhong Yuemin replied.

"It's still early, young people are very conscious, and it doesn't matter if you sleep a little longer. Aunt Ma said and closed the stove damper to keep a little fire in the stove and maintain the heat of the porridge.

"Where's my godfather?" Zhong Yuemin asked as he drank porridge.

"I've been out for a walk early in the morning, and it's become a habit. Aunt Ma said, "The weather is bad this day, don't let him go out, he's still in a hurry with you, you say this weirdo!"

"Hey, my godfather, this is retirement syndrome!" Zhong Yuemin said with a smile, "He was used to being busy when he was working before, and if he was really idle at home, it would really suffocate him!"

"Yo, do you really want him to go out for a walk?"

"There is no harm in walking more, my body is good, and my mood is better!" Zhong Yuemin nodded.

"Hey, what do you call this?" Aunt Ma complained: "When I used to work, I was so busy that I couldn't be at home all day, but now that I'm retired, I can't be at home all day, and I have to find him to come back for dinner when it's time to eat!"

"My godfather, this is eating you to death. Zhong Yuemin chuckled, "Otherwise, you can't be such a shopkeeper!"

"That's not it!" Aunt Ma said, "I have suffered such a loss in my life, serving him all day long, and becoming his nanny!"

When Zhong Yuemin heard that this anger was getting bigger and bigger, his heart was not good, and he quickly changed the topic, "Catch up with Ming'er, I will give birth to a grandson for you and your godfather to take care of, and tie your godfather to your home!"

"This dare is good!" Aunt Ma smiled, "You are so handsome, Qin Ling is also good-looking, the doll you gave birth to must be good-looking!"

"Haha, do you like boys or girls?" Zhong Yuemin couldn't help but laugh.

"It's okay for boys and girls, it's best to have two, a son and a daughter, how good is that!" Aunt Ma smiled from ear to ear, and suddenly said: "You and Qin Ling are not young, you have to hold on!"

"Don't worry, you will get married when you go back to Beijing, strive for the beginning of spring next year, and add a grandson to you!" Zhong Yuemin really let go in order to make the old lady happy.

The iron ring at the door rang, and Ma Guiping came in from outside with his hands behind his back.

"You've been walking a little longer today, where have you gone?" asked Aunt Ma.

"It's still a circle around the archway, and there was a delay at the door. Ma Guiping asked Zhong Yuemin, "Those few at the door are soldiers?"

"Yes, veterans. Zhong Yuemin said, "Have you seen them?"

"Standing so straight at the door, can you not see it?" Ma Guiping said, "It's quite upright to be a soldier, but it's too eye-catching, not like a bodyguard." ”

"They were all in the army before, so they didn't have any training in that. Zhong Yuemin explained: "I was negligent before, and after you reminded me, I have to find a coach for them to train well." ”

"You have to practice, you can't just know how to stand stupidly!" Ma Guiping said, "I just observed them for so long, the number of people, the interval between shifts, and the configuration of firepower, I know everything, and they haven't noticed it yet!"

"Hey, you still know this?" Zhong Yuemin said in surprise.

"Well, I was born as a security guard, and I have been a guard for your father for so many years, if you don't even understand these things, it's really a wine bag and rice bag!" Ma Guiping said smugly, "No matter what else I say, except that my physical strength is not as good as that of young people, I am not as bad as I am in other aspects." ”

"Jiang is still old and spicy!" Zhong Yuemin gave him a thumbs up.

"Yuemin, don't boast about it, if you praise him again, his tail will be cocked to the sky!" Aunt Ma couldn't help but interject.

"Go, what do you old woman know?" Ma Guiping muttered impatiently, took the porridge handed over by Aunt Ma, and complained: "The porridge is too thick, it's all hard to help!"

"It's not like you're too late!"

The daily bickering between the two officially kicked off, and Zhong Yuemin suddenly felt that it might be better to get some sleep.

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"Sell cheaply, sell cheaply!"

The pig's head was tied to his waist with a waist bag, and he was holding a sock in his hand, shouting loudly.

Taozi also shouted on the road, "Socks are sold cheaply, three pairs for one dollar! You can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled! Come and see!"

"The socks are thick and sturdy!" the pig's head shouted one after another: "We workers have the strength to wear, absorb sweat and wear wear, and do not stink feet!"

The two men pondered and decided that their limited funds could only be placed on one product, and they chose socks.

Socks are not as fast as the seasons of clothing, and not as expensive as shoes, more durable than other food and drink, everyone has to use it, especially the workers on the construction site have a particularly large demand for socks, and it is common to wear out a pair of socks in a day or two.

"Give me ten bucks!"

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"Okay, you want six pairs?"

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"Here's your sock, five bucks!"

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Their socks are on fire!