Da Dezi and I followed the old god stick to pick up a white job. Wake people at night, I thought that this job has no technical content, there is no danger, it is easy to make money, but how to think that Da Dezi's words actually came true, in the middle of the night suddenly a cat broke in, I and Da Dezi were shocked to see this, you must know that this cat can make the corpse cheat the corpse, and I don't know what happened to Da Dezi that day, the footwork is surprisingly good, and actually kicked the cat into the coffin, I panicked when I saw this, and sure enough, as I expected, Li Yanran really cheated the corpse, and then I and Da Dezi started hand-to-hand combat with this girl, fortunately, Da Dezi used his newly researched technique Haotian Zhengshu at a critical moment, Generally speaking, it should be a five-minute little superman, and after the transformation of Da Dezi, he was really powerful, and he beat out the soul of that girl.

Li Yanran's soul stood in front of us, but she told me and Da Dezi a big thing, that is, her past with the little white-faced Shaokang, this didn't expect it, that some pseudo-mother's ruffian Shaokang is actually a veteran of the love field, the master who often collects nectar in the flowers, actually pedals on two boats at night, and the wind is calm, this has to make me admire, Shaokang! You are a fucking talent, so Dadezi and I decided to teach Shaokang a good lesson this time, and give him a long memory, otherwise it will be paid back in the future.

What is said is that on the day of Li Yanran's cremation, after the old god stick shouted the spirit, the coffin began to march to the crematorium, of course, I and Dadezi also followed, after arriving at the crematorium, the body was carried into the farewell hall, Li Yanran's parents "one ~ book" read ".ybdu.plus her friends before her death saw Li Yanran, who was still lively a few days ago, but now she is lying here quietly, and everyone in the morning is crying for this, it is really jealous. The most fierce crying here is Shaokang, his uncle, this kid is really an acting school, crying to death, Yanran! Why are you in such a hurry, leaving me alone, what will you do with me in the future?

At this moment, I really want to rush over and give him a few mouths, and then ask him if he knows if he really writes the word "shame". After the farewell ceremony, the cremation began, just when the funeral home was about to push Li Yanran's body to be cremated, Shaokang suddenly pounced and grabbed Li Yanran's hand and didn't let go.

The body was cremated, and when we were all waiting for the ashes outside, Da Dezi and I found a corner to smoke a cigarette, when a person walked in front of us and suddenly stopped, Da Dezi and I looked up and saw that it was Shao Kang. Seeing this, Da Dezi jokingly said: Yo, isn't this our young master Shaokang? What's the matter, what are your orders?

Shaokang glanced at Da Dezi fiercely, it is estimated that there are many people, if there are few people, this grandson can do it, x your mother, you two are forced to give me, wait for me, we haven't played, tell you, if you know each other, hurry up and get out of me, maybe I can spare the two of you, if you two don't give face, be careful I let the two of you not eat and walk around.

Yo, young master, are you a threat, I stood up after speaking, is it sunny and the rain has stopped, do you think you can do it again, you are full of food and drink, and you are not convinced, tell you what to do, why go, don't come here to bother Lao Tzu, get out of me, I said.

Grass you two forced, what do you want, Shaokang was a little angry, but this is someone calling him, it is estimated that it should be Li Yanran's parents, only to hear Shaokang say: You wait for me, if it is a gentleman the night after tomorrow, let's find a place, dare.

Okay! The night after tomorrow in the east of the city, whoever doesn't come will his grandson, and Dadezi has set the place.

Okay, you two are forcing goods, I'll break your dog's leg when the time comes, and after that, Shaokang left arrogantly. At this time, the old god came over, glanced at the two of us, and said, "What's wrong with you, how did you offend him?"

I looked at the old god stick in confusion, and the old god stick said to me: That Shaokang is now Li Weixin's godson, and this Li Weixin is also Li Yanran's father. The old god seemed to see that Da Dezi and I were a little unfriendly with that Shaokang, but he also told the two of us not to cause any trouble here, and no one would be able to step down at that time. Of course, Dadezi and I know what kind of occasion this is, and if you want to do it, you can't be here.

It didn't take long for Li Yanran's ashes to be brought out, and the old god put the ashes into the urn after reciting a passage of sutra in makeup, and then said to everyone: Now let's go to Miss Li's new home, which is the cemetery.

After arriving at the cemetery, the old god stick is still there to preside over the overall situation, I and Da Dezi are just a helper for him, when Li Yanran was buried, the funeral is over, Li Weixin gave the old god stick a big red envelope, which is a thank you, and then everyone began to walk back, on the way back, we have been following behind Shaokang, this garbage mouth is really powerful Li Yanran was stunned, to say that this old lady's ears are also soft, why can't you stand the flickering, when they were separated, I walked a few steps, came to Shaokang's back and hugged Shaokang with one hand and said: Brother Shaokang, let's go first, I hope you can mourn and change。

Shaokang saw that it was me, he wanted to have a seizure, but he was not a fool, of course he knew the consequences, but he saw that this grandson said very hypocritically: Thank you! You come to see Yanran, I thank you on behalf of my godmother and godfather, and after speaking, he bowed to me decently.

Then Brother Shaokang, I will go back first, if there is time, I will invite you to Europa for dinner, after saying this, Shaokang's grandson's face turned green. On the way home, Da Dezi said to me: Xiaofeng, you are damaged enough, this Shaokang tortured you, if you don't die, you have to go crazy.

I snorted coldly and said: What is this, who is this grandson who has done so many bad things, and it can be regarded as doing the right thing for heaven and eliminating harm for the people. Along the way, I talked a lot with Da Dezi, after returning to the office, because the old god stick still has entertainment, we had to wait for him here, I had nothing to do and wanted to go out, but just about to go out suddenly kicked a ball of things, I picked up the head under my body, it was a ball of waste paper, I opened it curiously, it was a hand-drawn map, and there were mountains and rivers on it, where is this, I called Da Dezi over, Da Dezi also had a headache when he saw this thing and said to me: When I was a child, geography was not good, and I was not interested in this kind of thing. I guess this thing should be the old god stick, what is he going to do? Is there any move, this map old god stick is really drawn like that, I folded this ball of paper from the new and put it in my pocket, and when I get back, I will study it carefully, I want to see what the old god stick has been doing lately.

In the evening, the old god stick was half drunk, and came back, and he was still carrying the vegetables in his hands, and when he saw that I and Dadezi were there, he said to the two of us: On the hour? I and Dadezi saw this, of course, happy and drank with the old god stick, when drinking the old god stick sighed, he had drunk too much at this time he didn't know whether it was the age or the wine was not good, nagging for the two of us endlessly, the approximate meaning is, since we went out to tell fortunes, he himself is not interesting here, there is no one to talk to all day, and finally scolded me and Dadezi that we have no conscience, so long do not say come back to see, after saying that, the old god stick cried unprecedentedly. The old god stick cried so much to me and Da Dezi to make my heart a little uncomfortable, I always thought that this old god stick was popping out of the stone, only money in the eyes and nothing else, it seems that I was wrong, this old god stick also knows the warmth and coldness of people, but I don't want to express it, and now I use the strength of the wine to vent the recent unhappiness and depression, that night I and Da Dezi did not leave, just here with the old god stick for a night, to be honest, that night I really feel that the old god stick is old, not like when I first met, now in front of me is just an old man, not the old god stick of the philistine。

Early the next morning, the old god stick got up earlier than anyone, this may be a common problem of the elderly, the old god stick got up and bought breakfast for me and Dadezi, after I got up with Dadezi and ate, the old god stick came over and sat down and said to the two of us: I drank last night, am I a little too drunk, tell you both, if anyone tells the things of last night, be careful that I break his dog's legs, eat dinner, you two hurry up and give me a fuck, I will be upset when I see you two.

What's wrong with this old god stick?,I and Dadezi didn't know his pulse for a while.,Since he gave an eviction order.,Then Dadezi and I can't wait to stay away from him.,After breakfast, Dadezi and I left the office.,Back to the prediction center.,Me and Dadezi started a messy life again.。

Three days passed quickly in a blink of an eye, and tonight is the time to get better with Shaokang's guy, during the day I and Da Dezi prepared a lot of things, in fact, I really don't understand the Yin marriage, but fortunately there is a capable person of Da Dezi, for the Yin Soul He is also recorded in the "Heavenly Desolate Dao Canon", to say that the things used for the Yin marriage are really quite rare, not to mention the ingots candle, these things do not need to be said, and you also need two big red silk safflowers, three cups of Yin wine, two apples, a long red rope, descendants dumplings, and longevity noodles. and two small golden boys and girls.

After a busy day, I and Da Dezi were very mysterious, Zhang Tiezui and Bu Zi saw that we were very weird, and asked us if there was something wrong? We smiled and said: It's okay, nothing happened, after saying that, we went back to the room to rest, after dinner in the evening, I and Da Dezi went separately, Da Dezi went to get the things needed for the Yin marriage, and during the day said that it was not finished, and I went to the east of the city in advance, and after a while, Da Dezi came, only to see this old boy carrying a lot of things on the ground and said: Mom! I'm tired to death.

I glanced at Da Dezi and said: Everything is ready? Da Dezi said to me: Almost, I will replace the dumplings and longevity noodles with quick-frozen dumplings and Master Kong's bucket noodles, and this extraordinary period will be over. I smiled and smiled, Dadezi is really good, if I have to catch blindness.

At this time, I saw three vans coming from the empty road, and the car stopped in the suburbs, the door opened, and a person walked out of it, it was Shaokang.