Looking at the two arguing, two pieces of information appeared in Jiang Xiaobai's mind:

Yue Lao - the marriage in charge of the world, is a marriage of thousands of miles, and was sentenced to three days for cutting the marriage line without permission......

Tang Bohu, a high-ranking ghost immortal in the underworld, was sentenced to ten days for fighting with Yue Lao in private, and his behavior was bad, affecting the harmonious order of the Three Realms......

"What a B!"

Jiang Xiaobai knew in his heart, it was nothing more than Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang showing affection at the Three Realms Seminar, which made Yue Lao unhappy, so he cut off the marriage line between Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang in a fit of anger, seeing that his wife was going to divorce him, how could Tang Bohu tolerate it, and in a fit of anger, he went to heaven to find Yue Lao's comment, and as a result, he didn't agree and fought.

One abuses private power, the other fights and brawls.

When Jiang Xiaobai was analyzing the charges of Tang Bohu and Yue Lao, the two quarreled even more fiercely.

"Dead old man, if you have the ability, come here, see if I don't beat you to death. Tang Bohu pointed to the old man Yue in the cell opposite, with a red face and a thick neck, how could he have a little Jiangnan genius style.

Yue Lao is also different from the image of the legendary matchmaker, and sneered: "Hmph, can you beat me to death, but you and Qiu Xiang divorced and didn't run away." After speaking, he raised his head very tuggingly and stroked his beard.

"I'd rather demolish a temple than destroy a marriage, you old virgin who can't see the love of others will be killed sooner or later. ”

"You, you, you~ You dare to say that I am an old virgin, I ......"

The corners of Yue Lao's angry mouth twitched.

Seeing the old man like that, Jiang Xiaobai was really worried that the old man who had been sealed and cultivated would hang up, so he hurriedly ran over and said: "Two immortals, please extinguish the fire, I think the Jade Emperor locked you up here, he must want you to calm each other down, everyone is an immortal, as long as everything is said, it can turn big things into small things, and small things into nothing." ”

Jiang Xiaobai This is the first time to deal with immortals, and he didn't dare to think about it before, but after really seeing the immortals, hehe, it's like this.

"Boy, who are you?" Yue Lao noticed Jiang Xiaobai at this time, and couldn't help but ask with a glare.

was glared at by Yue Lao, Jiang Xiaobai felt a little worried in his heart, after all, the other party was an immortal, but after thinking about it, the immortals who were locked up here were all sealed and cultivated, and he is now the prison keeper of this human immortal prison, here he said that it is good, afraid of a bird!

So he straightened his chest and said with his hands behind his back: "Cough, I am the prison manager of this human immortal prison, Jiang Xiaobai." ”

"Jiang Xiaobai, I haven't heard of your name in the Three Realms, where did you work on an errand before?" asked Tang Bohu.

"Hehe, he's just a mortal down there. Jiang Xiaobai replied truthfully.

"Mortal, a mortal is also in charge of our immortals?" Yue Lao expressed disbelief, "What does Wang Dakui think, let him come out and quickly change people." ”

"Boy, I don't care if you're mortal or not, now you let me go first, and let me kill the old immortal. Tang Bohu said to Jiang Xiaobai in a commanding tone.

"Damn!"

Jiang Xiaobai is unhappy, what's wrong with mortals, mortals should be angry with you immortals?

Ya, I originally wanted to give you immortals some face, but since you don't want it, then there is no way.

"Sao Rui, I am the special prison manager of the Prison Lord, I am only responsible for your diet and daily life, and I don't care about anything else, if you want to change people, you can find the Prison Lord yourself. Jiang Xiaobai glanced at the two, "You continue to argue, continue." ”

After speaking, Jiang Xiaobai sat down on the stool and lifted Erlang's legs.

Ma, today he put a bar on these two immortals!

He is now the prison manager of the immortal prison in the world, if he can't even handle these two immortals, how will he manage the other immortals in the future? Wouldn't he be angry every day when he is called and drunk!

To be a man must be like Brother Pingtou, look down on life and death, and do it if you don't accept it!

"Boy, what kind of attitude do you have, a mortal, who dares to offend our immortals?"

"Good boy, dare to offend me, when I return to heaven, I will definitely cut your marriage line to pieces, and let you be a bachelor for the rest of your life. ”

Tang Bohu and Yue Lao were very dissatisfied with Jiang Xiaobai's attitude and began to shout angrily.

Jiang Xiaobai didn't fight back, put on the headphones, turned on the *** video, and watched it by himself.

Even when I was drinking on the roof of the building before, I still had pickled pepper phoenix feet in my pocket, so I ate while watching, and let Tang Bohu and Yue Lao scold to see how long they could scold.

However, it didn't take long for Tang Bohu and Yue Lao to stop scolding.

Jiang Xiaobai glanced at the two of them intentionally or unintentionally, and this glance was suddenly startled.

I saw Yue Lao sticking his head out, staring at his mobile phone screen with bright eyes, and his beard was full of drooling.

Tang Bohu also watched the short video without blinking, and unconsciously put one hand under his crotch.

"I'm Nima, these two sluts!"

Jiang Xiaobai turned off the phone, stood up, and said to the two: "What, the two of you don't scold?"

Tang Bohu and Yue Lao were looking at it energetically, but Jiang Xiaobai suddenly turned off their mobile phones, and they felt an itch in their hearts!

Yue Lao wiped the saliva from his mouth, revealing a begging smile, "Hehehe~ Jiang, Jiang Xiaoyou, what kind of magic weapon is that in your hand, it is really amazing that such a wonderful double cultivation picture can appear on it." ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Jiang, can you lend me a look?" Tang Bohu said very politely.

Jiang Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, did the attitude of these two goods change so much? Just to watch *** video, he actually did not hesitate to let go of the dignity of the gods and treat him as a mortal!

It seems that the video of *** is very tempting to the gods!

In that case......

"Hehe~" Jiang Xiaobai seemed to have found a way to conquer the immortals, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a wicked smile.

At that moment, I took off the headphones, turned on the phone again, and put up the *** video, but deliberately turned the screen around to prevent Tang Bohu and Yue Lao from seeing it.

"Huh~um~ah~"

A burst of woman's beautiful voice echoed.

Tang Bohu and Yue Lao suddenly seemed to have been under a tight spell, and they kept swallowing saliva in a hurry, and the whole person seemed to be unable to hold back!

"Brother Jiang, you, can you turn that magic weapon around and let me take a look. ”

"Yes, yes, Jiang Xiaoyou, you have such a magic weapon, you should appreciate it together. ”

"Hehe, why do you want to show it? Why do you enjoy it together? As I said just now, I'm only in charge of your diet and daily life, and I don't care about anything else! Oh, by the way, you seem to be thinking about replacing me just now, right?"

Jiang Xiaobai said, deliberately shaking the mobile phone screen in front of Tang Bohu and Yue Lao, the eyes of the two moved straight along the screen, and saliva overflowed from their mouths uncontrollably.

Yue Lao was in a hurry, and finally found a red thread in his sleeve, and said to Jiang Xiaobai: "Jiang Xiaoyou, just now the old child was offended, this is a marriage line, and if you give it to Jiang Xiaoyou here, you should pay Jiang Xiaoyou compensation." ”

Sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy, and it seems that there are no fewer bribes to other immortals in Heavenly Court.