Chapter 14 Is it really a ghost?
"Boom!"
2.5 percent? Just kidding! Not to mention Lin Haoyu, even Jian Yang is not sure that he will break through two percentage points in the late-night program!
"How is this possible! I remember the highest record of our late-night stalls in the station, which is only one percentage point!"
Lin Haoyu patted his face in shock, and breathed a long sigh in his heart without a trace.
It hurts a little, it doesn't look like it's a dream, and the most important thing is that maybe the spicy pork heart eaten at noon sticks to your hand, and you always feel hot on your face......
Wang Shijie smiled proudly, pretended to respectfully help lift Lin Haoyu's backpack, and said with a wicked smile:
"Hey, Brother Yu! Now the record of our late-night stall has reached 2:5!"
Suddenly, Lin Haoyu's heart was filled with infinite excitement.
"I broke a record inexplicably, system, I feel that my current fortune value is definitely not low. ”
Lin Haoyu was about to laugh out loud with excitement in his heart, but he was still silent on his face, and the clouds were light and light, after all, this was the second time he had broken the record in his life.
That's right, the homeroom teacher in elementary school successfully allowed Lin Haoyu to get the first highest record: the worst student in the worst class......
Shaking his head and throwing this incomparably glorious deed out of his mind, Lin Haoyu strode out of the gate of the TV station, but as soon as he turned around, he once again came to the Longhua Hotel opposite the door of the radio station.
That's right, Lin Haoyu hasn't forgotten that Yu Dandie said yesterday that he would invite him to dinner.
And adhering to the spirit of not eating for nothing, Lin Haoyu also chose to call Wang Shijie and the sugar pot over for dinner, but unfortunately the sugar pot had something at home today, so he didn't come.
Along the way, Wang Shijie was full of sinister smiles, and I don't know how many times he asked this question:
"Hey, hey, Brother Yu, it's not Brother Yu who invited me to pay for this dinner, right?"
"Do you think your brother Yu is such a discredited person?"
Lin Haoyu stared at Wang Shijie who came with him with cold eyes with black lines on his face, and he had the urge to abandon him and go to dinner by himself.
Suddenly, Wang Shijie seemed to sense Lin Haoyu's dissatisfaction, and he didn't dare to speak again to anger Lin Haoyu, after all, he finally got the opportunity to eat for nothing, and his reputation as the world's No. 1 foodie was not for nothing......
But it was because of the addition of Wang Shijie's follower that the two of them did not arrive at the Longhua Hotel until the evening.
"Yo, why is it that our famous listening rate champion Brother Yu is also late?"
In a box at Longhua Hotel, Yu Dandie looked through the menu, and sat on a chair playfully watching the two people rushing in.
Lin Haoyu coughed awkwardly and said:
"What, the weather is nice today!"
The weather is really good, you see, how blue it is outside! Even some of the blue ones are black......
"Ahem, forget it, Yu Dandie, this time even if I invite you to dinner. ”
Scratching his head embarrassedly, Lin Haoyu also had thousands of dirty words to say about being late, but because of Wang Shijie's affection, it was difficult to speak.
But when he thought of what Wang Shijie kept saying to himself on the road, such as "paying", "treating", "checkout", "some kind of technology" and other questions, Lin Haoyu became angry.
This kid may really be an undercover agent sent by the enemy to him, just here to help.
"If it weren't for Wang Shijie dragging behind, how could he be late. ”
With a sneer in his heart, Lin Haoyu was almost about to slap him, but fortunately, reason told him that it was not right to do so.
Because my hands are also long, I can't use my hands so badly, my hands will hurt......
Taking a seat, Lin Haoyu ordered a few dishes at random, and then gave the menu to Yu Dandie again, without even looking at Wang Shijie.
Wang Shijie: ...... What am I doing wrong??
Although he was speechless, he also knew that he was late because of himself, so he had to play in circles on the table aggrievedly.
In the end, he really played tricks, not only did there become more and more circles on the table, but also made the waiter who came in to serve the food full of surprise, and almost regarded Wang Shijie as a neuropath.
Yu Dandie chuckled, put her hands on the table, and said:
"Well, the recent audience of the show has been so high, so there is nothing you want to say? ”
The more she looked at Lin Haoyu, the more she was glad that she had sent him to the TV station in the first place, and did not ignore it, and finally created a champion in listening rate.
"Goo-toot!"
Lin Haoyu had just swallowed the next bite of the dish, but he was choked by Yu Dandie's question, and hurriedly poured a mouthful of juice to ease up and breathe a long sigh of relief.
"Phew, what is this, besides, with my IQ, do you need any tricks?"
Narcissistically squinting coldly at Wang Shijie, who was also eating and drinking, Lin Haoyu couldn't help frowning and said:
"Eh, Wang, are you right?"
“...... Hmm, yes......."
Hurriedly nodded, at a glance, he knew that it was full of perfunctory, Wang Shijie had no other energy to deal with Lin Haoyu's problem at the moment, and the whole person was immersed in the table full of delicacies.
A delicious piece of ...... in his hand Braised Shijie meat, this is still a dish named by Lin Haoyu; staring at a plate of pig's trotters, there are a few lobsters in the bowl, all of them are spicy, and none of the dishes are stir-fried.
Seeing this, Yu Dandie looked at Wang Shijie, who had no appearance at all, secretly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, looked at Lin Haoyu with a shocked face and said:
"Lin Haoyu, are you sure this guy won't eat to death?"
"No, trust me it won't die. ”
Lin Haoyu smiled kindly, as if he knew that this "it" would never die.
It doesn't seem to be any different from him, but in fact the difference is huge, even if it is exactly the same according to the pronunciation, but this does not prevent Lin Haoyu from complaining in his heart.
I hope so.
Yu Dandie's brows furrowed slightly, but she immediately let go, and stopped talking. After living for twenty-one years, it was the first time she had seen this kind of strange existence in her life, and most of the dishes on a table of three or four hundred dishes were directly solved by him.
After eating, Lin Haoyu and Yu Dandie took a leisurely walk outside the restaurant, while Wang Shijie had to stay in the toilet because he ate too much.
"What, Yu Dandie, how is your show?"
Lin Haoyu touched the bridge of his nose, and his eyes suddenly swept to the grass next to the park path, and there was a strange and regular undulation......
, could it be said that he met the legendary ...... Ghosts? Or a couple of ghosts?