Chapter 224: Menstrual cramps are terrible
Jin Cheng looked at her and found that this guy was indeed much better, his face was ruddy, and he didn't need to wear a mask in front of him, his beautiful face made Jin Cheng a little trance, this damn, there was such a beautiful woman by his side! What else are you pursuing, you don't need to be a doctor at all, and you can practice martial arts! I lived a fairy-like life early.
This life has simply reached a climax, and it has reached a peak.
You are a pig! Jin Cheng said secretly, but he didn't dare to say it, and said enthusiastically: "Come on, come on, come here, I'll teach you to carry forward the quintessence of the country!"
"Don't!"
"Lonely as snow!" Jin Cheng sighed alone as he looked at the mahjong in front of him.
Jin Cheng secretly said that if you marry a beauty of this level like the one in front of you, and then call a few maids! Every day, I rub mahjong by the stream, who loses and who is lucky at night? This special mother simply couldn't be more happy.
Jin Cheng scolded himself secretly, how can there be a beauty, then there are four beauties, and five people can play mahjong together! Who loses! Whose cards I flip.
"What are you thinking?"
"Ah, didn't you think about anything?"
It can be seen that this guy's menstrual cramps have improved a lot, which is understandable, and the menstrual cramps are originally bursts and bursts.
No matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives, you are so! It's not that you can't get out of bed in pain!
For dinner, Jin Cheng made her some fish.
Although she didn't eat fish, she drank a lot of fish soup, which was originally a green and unpolluted small fish, who did I provoke, you Jin Cheng was stewed in a pot as soon as she came.
The fish was eaten by Jin Cheng, and the delicious soup was drunk by Xia Yuyan, and the taste was too good not to be wanted!
She said happily: "I can't see it! Although you don't do your job, you do a good job of cooking!"
"You praise or criticize! Why do I hear some blue thin mushrooms!"
"Blue skinny shiitake mushrooms? Oh! I ask you something?"
"You ask?" said Jin Cheng seriously.
"Princess Tang Yuyan's menstrual cramps, have you really cured them?"
"Your sister, my menstrual cramps have really been cured by me!"
"Don't believe it! The doctor said it was hard to treat!"
"Believe it or not! There are so many diseases, other doctors say that they can't cure them! Why do I cure them well! Why don't the little demon fairies dare to kill me, cure the disease and save people! All along, I also want to keep a low profile, but my strength doesn't allow it," Jin Cheng finished speaking, showing an expression of wanting to be beaten.
I'm actually not very good at it, and now I have to pretend to be here.
Xia Yuyan didn't cooperate with him at all, or didn't hear the pretense in this sentence, she was more concerned about whether he could cure the disease!
Jin Cheng was even more lonely.
"That's right! Cure diseases and save people, you do have two brushes! Can you cure me?"
"Why can't you? If you don't give it a try, why don't you think it's okay? As you get older, your menstrual cramps will get worse and worse!
"Fuck off! less bullshit, you just have a baby, your whole family has a baby!"
"Don't scold people, if I can give birth, I won't give birth sooner!" "Even if you want to give birth, you have to cooperate! You can think like this, but you don't dare to say it, and you won't be able to get beaten in vain."
"How?"
"Simple and complex!"
"Tell me?"
"Forget it or it's not cured, right?"
"What do you mean? If you want to be cured, you will be cured! If you don't be treated, you won't be cured, why are you spitting and spitting?" Xia Yuyan was a little angry.
"I mean, I need to prick a few acupuncture points on your lower abdomen for acupuncture, and you probably won't agree!"
Silence! Xia Yuyan was silent, and Jin Cheng was silent.
"Princess Tang Yuyan! You also treat it like this? Needle in the lower abdomen!" "On the lower abdomen, can't you see through your own lower abdomen?
"Ah, this is a patient's, I can't tell anyone! Think for yourself!"
"Hmph! You have a little conscience! I'll test you! Otherwise, I'll help my sister kill you!"
Jin Cheng said secretly: It's so dangerous! This guy is really insidious! If she said that her sister was treated like this, she would not be angry to death, so the patient still had to be well protected.
"Then do you cure it or not?"
"Dead!
"Eldest sister, I'm just sticking a needle in your lower abdomen, and I'm not doing other things that I can't see anyone! Why are you a hooligan? Then all the doctors in the Tang Dynasty are hooligans, and you don't need to call a doctor when you see a doctor in the future, you just call Zhang a hooligan, hello! I have a stomachache!"
Xia Yuyan sneered and said, "I obeyed you! Is there such a metaphor?"
"It's not a metaphor, as a doctor, I know what every part of your body looks like, it's just that the size is different, the depth and so on!" Jin Cheng said eloquently.
"Big rascal!" Xia Yuyan said viciously.
Ah! Where am I a hooligan? Jin Cheng said that he was very hurt! Last time, in order to give Tang Yuyan a needle, he also said that his saliva was dry, but now it is Xia Yuyan's turn! He did not have the confidence to convince the demon in front of him.
"Hmph, I won't give you a chance to be a hooligan!" Xia Yuyan said viciously, this guy is a typical hooligan!
"Miss Yuyan, when you have the most pain, I will see the effect with one injection, and at this time, the treatment of menstrual cramps is also the best!"
"Fuck your shit! I won't give you a chance to be a hooligan!"
"Forget it! Kindness is treated as a donkey's liver and lungs!"
The first conversation between the doctor and the patient collapsed.
Jin Cheng knew that this guy in front of him was not an ordinary person, he had no parents since he was a child, and he had been with the master Xia Buyan who had three wrong views since he was a child, and he wanted to convince her!
Acupuncture and moxibustion to treat menstrual cramps require several key acupuncture points, which are located in her lower abdomen, two horizontal fingers below the umbilicus.
Ordinary women may not be able to accept it! Jin Cheng can understand that he cannot be forced to treat the sick and save people.
At night, Jin Cheng went to bed, and footsteps came from the room next to him.
Obviously, some people can't sleep tonight, or they can't sleep well, and women have menstrual cramps!
Jin Cheng wanted to go out several times and ask her if she wanted to be treated!
He held back.
Half an hour later, Jin Cheng fell asleep.
"Bang bang" There was a knock at the door.
Jin Cheng said in a daze: "What are you doing? Who is it?" He slept soundly, and there was a thumping sound in his head.
There was a loud bang, and the door creaked and fell to the ground.
Jin Cheng was so frightened that she was already asleep, she kicked the door open and said coldly: "Come over and treat me!"
She was so annoyed by this disease that she didn't fall asleep all night, and she didn't know how to pace dozens of laps, not only did she not get better, but she had a tendency to get worse! This was too uncomfortable, the key was that there was a doctor sleeping next to her, and he had cured her sister Tang Yuyan's illness! The lower abdomen was the lower abdomen! It was not any other part! It must be treated! It could not be delayed any longer.
Jin Cheng was so frightened that his heart was about to jump out! He immediately sat up, thinking that he was having a nightmare, no, the door was really broken!
What is the situation with this special mother! Are you begging me or am I begging you! This enlightenment! This temper tantrum!
It's the first time I've seen such a high-profile request for a doctor to treat a disease and save people! Jin Cheng casually put on his clothes and hurried to Xia Yuyan's room, for fear that if he came too late, this guy would slap himself and chop himself, and he would be treated the same as the door panel, which would not be very good.
Jin Cheng looked at Yu Yan on the bed, and she wrapped her head in the quilt at this time.
She bared her lower abdomen!
Jin Cheng looked at the lamb in front of him, and there was a word in his heart: "Cool!" Aren't you arrogant? It's not easy to get tangled left and right! The divine doctor is next to you, you don't need it, isn't this a waste of resources?
A good technique can not only feed the family! It can also be used to pick up girls, and from time to time it can also be used to decorate something.
Jin Cheng took out the needle and said quietly: "I'm ready to start, when I prick the needle, there will be a little pain!"
"Less nonsense!" a cold voice came from under the quilt.
This skin is so slippery!
"What are you touching?" Xia Yuyan said angrily, Jin Cheng finished the needle, and actually massaged his stomach, saying that it was a massage and it was not like it! It felt very light! It was not a massage, and it felt that the strength was okay! I had been Bing Qingyujie for so many years, and a man had never touched myself, but now it was good! This guy hugged herself once in the capital, and now he actually touched it! Her fire at this time had been suffocated to her throat, and she was about to explode with a roar.
"Where did I touch it?"
"You obviously touched it! believe it or not, I chopped off your hand!"
"I just gave you a few acupressure massages just now!" Jin Cheng refused to admit it.
"Jin Cheng! I might as well tell you! I'll ask other doctors next time! If they say you're doing the right thing now, I'll spare you! Other doctors say that if you don't have this treatment, you know how miserable your hand will be!" Xia Yuyan gritted her teeth.
"I'm sorry? This is the treatment! You should cooperate with the doctor's treatment, otherwise, the effect will not be good! Don't blame me!" Jin Cheng's heart sank, afraid of a melon seed!
We'll talk about it later! Withdraw your hand now! That doesn't prove that you really did something wrong just now! That is really a miserable death! If you are wrong, you have to go on wrong.
The treatment is over! Xia Yuyan was tortured to the point that her face was flushed.
"How do you feel?"
"My pain is much better, just don't touch it in the future, just prick the needle!" she spoke like a mosquito.
Jin Cheng was extremely happy when he heard this, hahaha! You also have a time to beg me.
As the saying goes, acupuncture and massage, acupuncture and massage are twin brothers, you can feel it yourself, and you can massage yourself in the future, and the effect will be better!"
Xia Yuyan looked at his serious nonsense, and was a little speechless: Secretly, you are obviously touching me! Where is the massage! Is it touching or massaging? She was also a little confused at this time, maybe she really misunderstood people.
"Get out!"
"What?" Jin Cheng said he didn't understand, you horse, crossing the river and demolishing the bridge is too fast, there is no transition period directly.
"I don't hurt anymore! you can go out."
"Okay, then I'll continue tomorrow!"
"We'll talk about it tomorrow!"
The next day, Jin Cheng went to the creek again to take back the fish cage!
Jin Cheng looked at the little fish jumping in the basin and said secretly: From today onwards, Lao Tzu wants to be a person who has no ideals, no ambitions, and no pursuits, and doesn't think about whether he has finished his homework or repaid his loan.
You don't have to get up early, you don't have to look at other people's faces to live! Every day, you take a fish basket to the creek to catch some small fish, and wait for the spring flowers to bloom! What a pleasant way to be.
Continue to prick needles and continue to massage, and the beauty continues to blush
Jin Cheng regretted the massage, and there were some mischievous elements in it, but who said that massage is not good for menstrual cramps? Who dares to say that I hit whom!
Now in this situation, it is difficult for you to ride a tiger, because now you have changed your evil ways and returned to the right, it is not the performance of you eating tofu by others a few days ago: for this reason, Jin Cheng continued to press with peace of mind.
Fortunately, Xia Yuyan, a beauty, has slowly adapted to Jin Cheng's salty pig hands, and her own menstrual cramps have been cured by seven or eight points under his treatment, and her appetite has also been greatly improved.
A few days ago, she didn't know whether she was pretending to be a lady or couldn't eat, she only ate half a bowl of rice at each meal, but now she can eat a bowl of rice at every meal, and her complexion is much better.
In addition, compared with the indifference and rejection of people a few days ago, she is now much more enthusiastic! She also asks some things about Jin Cheng from time to time.
The two get along like this.
"Did the little demon fairy forget us?" Jin Cheng found out that it had been more than ten days, but there was no news, and Tang Wen secretly didn't know what the situation was.
"You don't eat turnips and worry about it!
"That's not true! With you, the number one super beauty on earth, where do I want other women!" Jin Cheng said sweetly.
Every time Jin Cheng praised her, she was willing to accept it, poor child! No one praised her since she was a child, but when she praised herself, she was so happy that she didn't want to.
A light rain began to fall in the sky, and Jin Cheng stood in the attic looking at the bushes in the distance! A mist rose up, and after a while, the distance was already blurred.
The rain is getting heavier and heavier! Jin Cheng looked at the small courtyard where he practiced martial arts, and the light rain at this time was like a fine needle, and it also fell to the ground like a cow's hair, and from time to time there was a small splash.
Xia Yuyan took the rain with her hand for a while, revealing a happy expression
"I love the raindrops the most
It's in my hands! It's both kind and heavy, real and nostalgic! It's a gift from heaven."
"I don't have your mood, I'm just thinking, when the rain stops, I'll go and put the fish cage away, tomorrow morning I will definitely get a big catch! Tomorrow I can eat fish meat and drink fish soup again" Jin Cheng said without shame.
This is a big spoiler of the scenery, no matter how you say it, Xia Yuyan is also the top brand in the capital! Not only is she a painter of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but she also has a little study of poetry and writing, and she finally sighs that it is raining! You might as well splash it directly with a basin of cold water.
"It's okay if you're not poetic, don't spoil other people's moods, you know that eating and drinking, sooner or later you will be killed!" Xia Yuyan scolded.
"Oh! I suddenly want to express my feelings!"
"What? You want to express your feelings too? Okay, I'll listen to you!"
"Do you know Du Fu?"
"Du Fu, don't you know?"
"Haven't you heard of it?"
"Nope!"
"That's good! I suddenly became so excited about poetry that I wanted to write a poem!"
"Does this have anything to do with Du Fu?"
"It's okay! I just want to make poems, the thoughts are gushing, there is no way, the three hundred poems that linger in my mind!"
"Three hundred?!What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting! I'll compose a poem first: good rain knows the season, when spring happens, sneak into the night with the wind, moisturize things silently" Mom's, forget the back.
"Ahh
"No, the copyright is not mine! But it's okay! I did it! Thanks to Du Thanksgiving Rain, my inspiration came!"
'What a poem!' really, really, so aptly! No, I have to write it down!' she was a little incoherent with excitement.
Jin Cheng looked at Xia Yuyan and entered the room with joy, and said secretly: This poem is so good! Your eyes just now are so simple, that worship! I feel like I want to go straight into my arms, I'll wipe it! This is an artifact of pretending to be forced and pickling girls, why didn't I know how to use it before! Hundreds of songs, I knew it earlier, but I memorized it a little more! Throughout the ages, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and that makes sense.
You can have no power, or even no money, but you have to be educated.
Jin Cheng saw that Xia Yuyan didn't come out for a long time, and the rain basically stopped, and now it was about to enter winter, and it was rare to have a lot of rain.
Jin Cheng rolled up his trouser legs and came to the creek with a few fish cages!
Xia Yuyan also came over happily, silently watching Jin Cheng place the fish cage, as enthusiastic as a wife looking at her husband.
"This fish is stupid too! how could she come in?" Xia Yuyan ate the delicious fish soup a few times, and didn't know how Jin Cheng caught the fish, and thought that he had some special method, it turned out to be a fish cage made of bamboo where the stream must pass.
"The fish wants to know, too, and why did we eat her?"
"You're such a bad person! Others live well here! As soon as you come, they all become your meal! It's really pitiful!" Xia Yuyan said quietly.
"We are all like-minded people, who whispers in my ear every day: Oops, this fish soup is so delicious, so delicious!".
"I won't eat it anymore!" Xia Yuyan stood on a rock.
"Whatever you want!"
"I'll ask"
"Oops!" she saw that Jin Cheng had finished placing it, and was about to get up, but suddenly slipped to it.
Jin Cheng stepped forward and hugged her, and because it had just rained, the two hugged each other. The center of gravity was unstable, and the two fell into the water at the same time, and Jin Cheng felt the heat and fullness in his chest
"Shameless!"
"What's wrong with me, I just saw you slip, I wanted to save you!"
"Jin Cheng! You are shameless, you eat my tofu! I am so high in martial arts, I will slip, what a joke! It's all your fault! Okay, a bear hugged me and threw me into the water!"
Jin Cheng hugged Xia Yuyan in his arms, and felt a cloud of fierce and fierce girls in his chest who wanted to float into Jin Cheng's nose again, and his heart was a little rippling!
"Let go!" Xia Yuyan jumped on the grass next to her.
"I'm really convinced!" said he slapped the water droplets on his body a few times.
"Huh" Jin Cheng swallowed his saliva, after this water was wet, the degree of popularity was definitely e!
"What are you doing? Why are you swallowing?"
"Oh, did I swallow it? No, I drank it when I fell in the water!"
"You deserve it!" Xia Yuyan said angrily, turned around and ran back to the room.
The two of them had this bear hug! Dinner was a little embarrassing, Xia Yuyan just concentrated on eating, not looking at Jin Cheng from beginning to end, only those two dishes and one soup in her eyes.
Seeing that it was nearing the end, Jin Cheng asked in a low voice, "Miss Yuyan, what are you asking me in the afternoon?"
"What?"
"Aren't you going to ask me before we fall?"
"Oh, I wanted to ask you where the poems came from!"
"Poetry is already there, and I don't know how to write poetry, really!" Jin Cheng said unashamedly, secretly saying that there are many Tang poems and Song lyrics, and his mind is all over it, you don't need to get it by chance, if you want it, I will recite a few more poems for you.
Forget it! It's better to keep a low profile! Otherwise, when the time comes, you will be too popular, and it will be troublesome to have too many fans.
"You are so modest! You can come up with such a poem with a skillful hand! It's rare! I have met many talented people, who are either poor and sour, or they think that they are the best in the world! There are not many people like you who pretend to be modest!".
"I'm almost fluttering! Really! I'm a person, as soon as others praise me, I'm easy to float!" "Secretly Lao Tzu told you the truth, I really don't know how to do poetry, and you don't believe it, is it so difficult to be an honest person?
"Poetry like yours can crush any talent in the capital! really!" Xia Yuyan said sincerely.
"You're not going to make a promise, are you?"
"Nonsense, I'll talk to you about business, you're poor, be careful of me"
"That's good! I'm afraid you'll make a promise! You know, there are too many women around me to take care of!"
"It's okay to make a promise!"
Jin Cheng's mood trembled when he heard this! Is Lao Tzu so popular? Damn! I'm about to float! My self-confidence has increased by at least 5 percentage points.
Well, this guy in front of him, with a beautiful face and a broken skin, is the number one beauty in the capital, and if he wants to sleep with his son-in-law, he needs to line up! If I really promise to each other, it is acceptable for me to suffer a little loss, but this temper is a little worse, and I will slowly adjust it in the future!