Chapter 093: Carry out the scene stealing to the end
The excitement on stage continues.
Lu Yao pointed at Qin Luo and gestured to the camera, "How good do you say your conditions are?" You let everyone take a look, this nose, this eyes, this head melon seeds, it only came out in thousands of years." ”
Qin Luo thought she was praising herself, and nodded proudly, "Hehe, that's." ”
Lu Yao folded his fingers and calculated, "An image like you, petty thieves, illegal traders, and ruffians, you don't need to act, just poke it there, and he'll do it." ”
Qin Luo rolled his eyes and glared at Lu Yao fiercely, "There is such a thing in thousands of years?"
Lu Yao argued, "You're not a thing!"
Qin Luo was angry and scolded angrily, "What? You say I'm not a thing?"
Lu Yao defended again: "You are a thing. ”
Qin Luo was even more angry, "What am I?"
Lu Yao helplessly defended, "You are really not a thing." ”
Qin Luo was so angry that he exploded on the spot, "Why am I not a thing?"
Many netizens couldn't help but laugh at this conversation, and many people laughed inexplicably at the same time in different places across the country, arousing the attention and curiosity of family, friends and strangers around them.
"Hahaha, this one is so funny, my stomach hurts from laughing. ”
"No, no, no, I'm using cucumbers on my face as a mask, and I just smiled, and the cucumbers all fell to the ground. Qin Luo, you compensate me for the cucumber. ”
"I've been constipated for many days, it's called an uncomfortable, I watched it in the toilet with my mobile phone, and now I laughed, and it was instantly unobstructed. Qin Luo, thank you for saving me from the dire situation. ”
"Who made up the lines of this TM? It's too funny and too winding, just this 'thing is not a thing' can drive people crazy. ”
"Just this paragraph, I also voted for Qin Luo. ”
"Wow, everyone, look at it, Zhou Mi is now 530,000, Qin Luo has also reached 530,000, and the two are equal...... Oh my God, Qin Luo has overtaken, reaching 540,000 votes, and the number of votes continues to skyrocket. ”
"It's really a good show to watch tonight's live broadcast. ”
"Qin Luo is too good, in the case of such a big gap, he can actually achieve a Jedi counterattack and a strong counterattack. ”
"Hehe, Qin Luo not only slapped Zhou Mi in the face with his works, but also slapped Zhou Mi in the face with the number of votes. Double slap in the face, double the coolness. ”
"Qin Luo is a great talent. "Help or Not" was written by him, and this "Protagonist and Supporting Role" was also written by him, two completely different types of sketches, both of which are very well written. is not like Zhou Gang, who casually reinvents his previous works to fool people. ”
"Damn, from today onwards, I will be a fan of Qin Luo. ”
"The fans took me one. ”
"I used to be tightrope, but after watching tonight's live game, I was very disappointed with the Zhou father and son, and I decided to quit tightrope and join Qin Luo's fan group. ”
For a while, many netizens became fans of Qin Luo and were impressed by his talent.
Being pregnant is like being pregnant, and it will only be seen after a long time.
Qin Luo once again proved that he was talented with his strength.
The number of online people in the live broadcast room is still increasing, and it has exceeded 1.6 million, and Qin Luo's votes have also reached 600,000, completely surpassing Zhoumi's 540,000.
The stage performance has reached the end stage.
Lu Yao struggled to pull out the gun from the holster on his waist, "I represent the people and the government, I shot you......"
However, Qin Luo had already taken the first step to lie on the ground.
Lu Yao accused speechlessly, "Why did you fall before I hit you?"
Qin Luo flattered, "Ouch, doesn't this show that your marksmanship is accurate." ”
Lu Yao said helplessly, "Hey, what are you ...... You're stealing the show again. You are a supporting role, and you can't always steal the protagonist's play. ”
Qin Luo rolled his eyes and proposed, "Then in today's scene, let's change, I will play the leading role, and you will play the supporting role." I'll see if you can grab my play. ”
Lu Yao readily agreed.
Then the two took off their clothes and changed their clothes directly on stage.
When Lu Yao unbuttoned it, the majesty on his chest suddenly popped out, eye-catching and dazzling.
At this time, everyone noticed again that this captain was actually Lu Yao dressed as a man.
"Lu Yao's performance is really good, I watched it and forgot that the captain turned out to be a woman dressed as a man. ”
"This show is so thorough, ten streets is too little. ”
"Hehe, is that a show called a show? It's just a bunch of people chattering and giggling around. ”
"There is no harm without contrast. Zhou Mi's wave was pitted by Qin Luo and Lu Yao together, the performance was compared, the quality of the sketches was also compared, and even the number of votes was compared. ”
"Good is good, bad is bad. Qin Luo and Lu Yao's sketches are obvious to all, they are excellent. Everyone voted for Qin Luo. ”
"Support Zhou Mi and ban Qin Luo. ”
"Damn, the well-thought-out navy is still persevering in Hei Qinluo. ”
The clothes were quickly swapped and the show resumed.
Qin Luo was dressed in the clothes of the protagonist, and as soon as he came up, he gave an extremely exaggerated performance: "Comrades, persistence is victory! The people are waiting for the news of our meritorious service." Brothers, hold it up for me, stand it up!"
Lu Yao rolled his eyes on the side, but he also ran over at the right time, "Captain, don't shoot, it's me." ”
Qin Luo pointed a gun at her, "Ah, it's you kid! I ask you, it's you who ...... the Eighth Route Army."
Lu Yao glared, "What?"
Qin Luo hurriedly changed his words, "You brought the devil here?"
Lu Yao: "Captain, the devil asked me to bring you a message." ”
Qin Luo subconsciously spoke, "What did Huang Jun say?"
Lu Yao glared, and continued to act regardless of it, "The devil asked you to surrender." ”
Qin Luo raised his head and reminded him, "What else is there behind?"
Lu Yao was puzzled, "No." ”
Qin Luo had a wicked smile on his face, rubbing his fingers against each other and making an international gesture, "Let me ask you, is there no condition?"
Lu Yao was surprised, "No conditions." ”
Qin Luo said categorically, "Nonsense, there is no condition for anyone to surrender." ”
Lu Yao was speechless, "This is what the protagonist should say!"
Qin Luo carried out the supporting role to the end, "Don't pretend to be confused with me, don't you know when I come?" When I came, Huang Jun asked me to bring you a message, as long as you can surrender to Huang Jun, you will be guaranteed to be prosperous and rich, and the golden ticket will be ......."
Lu Yao slapped the table and glared angrily, "Daydreaming, you traitor! I shot you on behalf of the government and the people." Hey, where's my gun?"
Qin Luo hurriedly handed it over, "Here." ”
Lu Yao took it and shot Qin Luo is shot, "I shot you." ”
Qin Luo immediately fell to the ground, and then came back to his senses with a look of disbelief, "Oh no, I'm the protagonist!
At this point, the performance of "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role" is over.