Chapter Ninety-Nine: Unspeakable
Su Peng scratched his head, looked at the two of them stupidly, and only reacted after a while, and subconsciously said, "Master, am I ...... In the future, you want to call Brother Ming Master?"
Chen Ming looked at Su Peng with a confused expression, and the old Taoist priest also showed a dumbfounded expression.
Su Peng should be the most aggrieved of the three.
What kind of thing is this, to celebrate the birthday of my master, but it turned out to be so good, my hair became my master?
His eyes looked at the two of them sadly, and he looked like a resentful woman who had been abandoned.
"Can't you really say?"
"I can't really say. The old Taoist priest shook his head, and finally gritted his teeth, "Xiao Chen Ming, I can barely watch you grow up since I was a child." ”
Chen Ming was stunned. Looking at the sad look on the old Taoist priest's face, he had a bad premonition in his heart.
When the people around the protagonist in TV talk in this tone, there is a good chance that they will receive a boxed lunch in the next chapter or the next chapter.
"You're going to die?" Chen Ming said with a surprised expression.
The old Taoist's facial features were distorted for a while, and he silently recited the heart-clearing mantra in his heart to make himself barely calm down. Only then did he look at Chen Ming again: "How could I die?"
"Oh, then you say, what's the matter? Chen Ming pouted.
"I can't tell you what's going to happen. The old Taoist priest glanced at the clear blue sky out of the corner of his eye, and found that there was no abnormal reaction. Then he continued, "But I can show you how. ”
"Okay, you say. Chen Ming's tone was still crisp and neat, as if what the old Taoist priest was going to say next had nothing to do with him.
Pure Heart Mantra Clear Heart Mantra......
The corner of the old Taoist's eyes jumped, and he reluctantly used a kind and kind tone, "Make more money." ”
This person is sick, right?
Chen Ming looked at the old Taoist priest who was a little inexplicable. Once again, I affirmed my thoughts.
This person must be sick! Otherwise, why make more money?
"Are you short of money?" Chen Ming said with some vigilance.
The old Taoist priest knew that he couldn't talk to the other party in such a soft tone anymore, otherwise, maybe this bastard's mouth would come out of his mouth for a while and what could make him angry.
"It's not me who lacks it, it's you. ”
"No way. Chen Ming shook his head without thinking about it, "Money is just a string of numbers for me, I have no interest in money, I don't care about money at all, and I am poor and only have money left." ”
"Lao Tzu chops you to death!" The old Taoist priest put his hand into the crotch of his pants again and teased for a while, Chen Ming and Su Peng both grew their mouths in surprise!
The old Taoist priest actually hid a peachwood sword in his crotch!
"How did you do that?" Chen Ming asked dumbfounded, forgetting to run away in shock for a while!
"Yes, master, how did you do it?" Su Peng also nodded matter-of-factly, with a shocked face.
"I ......" The old Taoist priest gritted his teeth and stuffed the peachwood sword back again, only then did he plan to continue to be amiable.
Damn, you're going too far.
Pull out a sword from the crotch of your pants and stuff it back in?
The corners of Chen Ming's eyes jumped, and he arched his hand at the old Taoist, "I'm convinced." ”
Can you not accept it, the other party is a ruthless person who dares to put the peachwood sword in the crotch of his pants, if he doesn't stabilize it......
Thinking of that possibility, Chen Ming couldn't help but shudder.
"I ......," the old Taoist priest was speechless for a while.
Pure Heart Mantra Clear Heart Mantra......
"Chen boy, I mean, when you were a child, your life was covered by others, so you were so troubled at that time, and now your life has been changed back, although I don't know how to do it, but with your current life, it is not enough to control your own destiny, so you still have to make more money to really master your own destiny, okay. Farewell!" After the old Taoist priest finished speaking, he turned his head and walked towards the other side of the trough without hesitation.
"What are you going, I still want to see how you catch monsters. Chen Ming shouted in the back.
Lao Dao's body trembled, and his face was weird.
You also catch monsters, and I want me to see that you are the biggest monster!
The old Taoist priest complained in his heart, and the pace under his feet was faster.
Chen Ming saw that the other party was really leaving, so he became a little anxious.
It seems that the old Taoist priest obviously knows something, but he can't tell himself because he doesn't know why.
How can this be done?
Chen Ming took out the jar of wine from Su Peng's bag, and after uncovering the sealing mud on it, he shouted, "Old Taoist, happy birthday." ”
The figure of the old Taoist priest was stunned, and the whole person stood in place as if he had been immobilized.
Chen Ming sniffed the wine gently, the taste of the wine was not pungent, but the wine looked extremely clear.
Anyone who has ever drunk baijiu should know that the taste of baijiu will smell a little spicy, but this jar of liquor is different, and it smells faintly fragrant.
"Oh, yes, and the roast chicken. Chen Ming opened the flower chicken wrapped in oiled paper again. They were placed on the bluestone on the water.
The old Taoist's face changed for a while, and then he turned around again and walked towards Chen Ming and Su Peng with a scolding.
"Count Lao Tzu unlucky, count the heavens and the earth and don't count you two bastards. The old Taoist priest gritted his teeth and sat beside the bluestone. 1 Take a big sip of the wine in the jar.
"Old bastard, if it weren't for your birthday, do you think the master would be willing to come to the barren mountains and mountains to find you?" Chen Ming also replied unceremoniously.
Su Peng smiled and didn't speak.
"Boy Chen. I know what you mean. The old Taoist priest looked at Chen Ming, who was smiling hippie, and his face became serious again, "But there are some things I really can't say, I can only remind you how to do it." ”
"I don't even know what is going on now, what do you want me to do?" Chen Ming spread his hands. The face is full of helplessness.
"Make money. The old Taoist priest repeated again, and reached out to take the chicken leg handed over by Su Peng, "You make a lot of money, but don't turn the money of your conscience." ”
"And then?"
"And then ......," the old Taoist priest's throat rolled, and his tone was unexpectedly full of envy, "and then you will know what the great benefits are?"
"Cut. Chen Ming pouted disdainfully, "What's the matter." If I make money, can I become an immortal?"
"Where are the gods. The old Taoist priest shook his head, his face was a little sad, "Immortals, it's long gone." ”
"Did you drink too much?" Chen Ming frowned, he remembered that the old Taoist priest had a good amount of wine before. How did you get drunk after just two sips?
The gods are long gone, except for mental illness...... Would think......
When Chen Ming thought of this, Lao Qin's words once again popped up in his mind, and his mind was rarely calm.
The old Taoist priest shook his head again, "Boy Chen." Anyway, you remember my words, make a lot of money, if you can make all the money in the world in your pocket......"
"And then I got cold, right? Chen Ming pouted. Also earn the money of everyone in the world.
Friends, you don't want to think about whether the state will allow such an awesome existence.
Don't talk about Huaxia at that time, even several other countries will unite to share the meat, right?
Besides, making money is not charity. How can it be so easy?
"You can. The old Taoist priest said very seriously, "Boy Chen, if you are ...... I mean, if you want to know what you want to know, then you make money, everything, everything......"
Speaking of this, the old Taoist priest paused again, and glanced at the top of his head with awe, "He will tell you." ”
"Inexplicable. Chen Ming picked up the cup, "Didn't you say that there are no immortals? Why are you still so afraid, besides." What do you mean by what I want to know and want to know? Let's talk well and don't make a sound?"
"It's not the same. The old Taoist priest shook his head, "That's all, I don't have anything to say, and it won't do you or me any good if I continue to talk about it." ”
Seeing the old Taoist priest, he really looked unspeakable, and Chen Ming rarely didn't ask. Somewhat silently picked up the wine glass again, and the three of them touched it and drank it down.
Su Peng saw that the two of them had finally stopped, and then he said with some excitement, "Master, what kind of monster is Wutai Mountain?
"I really want to know?" the old Taoist priest had never eaten a chicken leg. Just grab the whole chicken in your hands.
Chen Ming and Su Peng nodded, monsters are really curious to think about.
"It's nothing, it's just a little wolf demon all the time. "The old Taoist priest waved his hand" has been found. If you want to see it, just follow me later. ”
Chen Ming and Su Peng glanced at each other again, and their eyes were a little excited!
That's a wolf demon!
"Does he eat people?" asked Su Peng a little nervously, his right hand unconsciously clenching the cup in his hand.
"Are there really monsters?" Chen Ming asked a question that had always been entangled in his heart.
"That's nature. The old Taoist priest's face was proud, and he looked at the countryman's superiority: "All things have spirits, and spirits can naturally become essences, and eat people? Why do you eat people?"
Su Peng scratched his head and didn't ask again, looking at the old Taoist priest with a sworn look, Chen Ming became excited, pushed the old Taoist priest and urged, "What else to eat, let's go, let's go see what the monster looks like first." ”
"Don't worry, let me finish it first. The old Taoist priest waved his hand. His eyes were still staring at the wine in the bowl.
"What are you eating!" Chen Ming urged impatiently, "Let's go see the monster first! I'll give you an altar after I'm done!"
"Let's go now. The old priest re-wrapped the chicken, and then stuffed it into the ...... again In his own robe.
Chen Ming's eyelids twitched, and he asked as if he had thought of something, "Su Peng, are you ...... Have you taken his elixir?"
Su Peng's face changed, and his whole face turned green!
"What are you thinking?" the old Taoist priest reluctantly pulled the hem of his robe. There was a bag on the inside of the robe, and everything was taken out of it.
Su Peng showed a relieved look, and just wanted to speak, but a long howl came from not far away!
"Woooooooo