Chapter 498: "Mouth", "Mouth", "Mouth", "Together" King
However, compared to the celebration on the Chinese side, Paraguay in South America is not very happy.
The reason for the upset, of course, is not because of China, but because Paraguay has lost its qualification for the World Cup.
Yes.
As a strong team in South America, Paraguay did not perform well in the World Preliminary Tournament and unfortunately did not enter the World Cup.
Of course, if you don't enter, you don't enter.
In almost every World Cup, there are regrets of one kind or another.
Not to mention Paraguay, even Agenth, almost can't enter the World Cup.
It's just that if the Paraguayan fans figure it out, then nothing.
But the problem is that Paraguayan fans really can't figure it out.
"Damn, the national football team grew up eating, with such a high salary, but it can't even enter the World Cup. ”
"Yes, this is the first time in more than 20 years that Paraguay has not made it to the World Cup. ”
"Look at the Chinese team in Asia that has never entered the World Cup in their lives, they have all entered. ”
There is no harm in not comparing.
Paraguay has always been a regular in the World Cup, and it was too much to not make it this year. Especially compared with the Chinese team on the Asian side, Paraguayan fans are even more angry. Moreover, what makes them even more angry is that in a few days, Paraguay will play a warm-up match with the Chinese team.
Yes.
The World Cup is preceded by three warm-up matches.
The three warm-up matches can be played between teams that have made it to the World Cup, or they can be played against teams that have not made it to the World Cup.
Originally, Paraguay had always believed that the Chinese team did not deserve to be their opponent at all, but now it is the other way around.
One is the team that made it to the World Cup, and the other is the team that they themselves haven't even made it to the World Cup.
Is the team that made it to the World Cup strong, or the team that didn't make it to the World Cup?
This may also be worth looking into for professionals.
But for ordinary people, it is still necessary to study a fart, of course, the football team that enters the World Cup is more powerful.
Isn't this proof that Paraguay is inferior to the Chinese team?
In this way, this warm-up game, as Paraguayan fans, they are really embarrassed.
However, in addition to the embarrassment, some fans took their anger out on the Chinese team.
"Actually, the World Cup qualifiers are not fair, we only give 4.5 places in South America, and the remaining 1 place has to be PK with teams from other continents. But the problem is that we have a lot of strong teams in the north and south continents, Argentine, Uruguay, Chile, Colombia...... Add us Paraguay, that's five. No matter how good we are, one or two will be eliminated. On the contrary, it is not fair that Asia, which is a football desert, also has 4.5 places. ”
"Yes, the Chinese team can enter the World Cup is to steal our South American place, so they are eligible to enter the World Cup. ”
"Upstairs, the quota that the Chinese team got was not taken from our North and South Continents, it was Oceania that took our places. ”
"Grass, I want you to teach, whether it is Asia or Oceania, they are all garbage football countries, but for the sake of so-called fairness, they stole the places that originally belonged to us. ”
"That's right, the Chinese team is ranked 96 in the world, and we in Paraguay are ranked in the top 20 in the world. Is it ironic that the top 20 teams in the world did not make it to the World Cup, while the 96th team in the world did. ”
"He's meow, such a ranking can enter the World Cup, and everyone knows what's going on when they think about it on their toes. ”
"I said, then we have to play a warm-up match with the Chinese team in a few days. ”
"No, so, I think playing against China is an insult to us, they don't deserve to play in the warm-up game against us. However, what is even more disgusting is that they are the World Cup participating team, but we are not, which turns into our Paraguay becoming the sparring partner of the Chinese team. ”
"Sure enough, it's disgusting, the Chinese won't think that their Chinese team is better than us." ”
"What do you think, the fans of the Chinese team have long thought that the Chinese team is better than our Paraguayan team. Let me show you a news, recently there is a fan in the Chinese team named Mo Bai, who said that when he encounters a football team of any country, he can shoot if he wants to, and he can play if he wants. ”
"Yes, I also read this news, the one named Mo Bai is too arrogant. ”
"Even the Chinese team has bullied us, after a few days of warm-up matches, if the national football team does not abuse the Chinese team, I will never watch the national football game again. ”
"Players of the national football team, it will be up to you in a few days. If you can't even win the Chinese team, I advise you to disband it as soon as possible and play a hairy ball. ”
The heated discussion of many fans ignited the anger of Paraguayan fans in one fell swoop.
Originally, Paraguay is a big country in football, and Paraguay's honor for football is above all else.
Although it cannot be said that Paraguay has nothing but football, football has long been integrated into their lives.
In addition to Paraguay's failure to qualify for the World Cup, countless fans have transferred all their anger to the upcoming Chinese team.
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"Buno, well done. ”
"Thank you, Coach, for the compliment. ”
"You're welcome, if it weren't for our difficult situation, we wouldn't have bothered to do these indiscriminate things. ”
"Yes, Coach, we're just out of luck this year. As you know, in the World Cup preliminaries, the competition between the north and the south is too fierce. Even Agenting only qualified for the World Cup some time ago. ”
'I know, but we still haven't made it to the World Cup. In a few days' time, we will play against the Chinese team, and we cannot afford to lose. ”
"Yes, coach, we will definitely shoot 7 balls from the Chinese team. ”
"Don't be so ruthless, just take a 3:0. ”
"Yes, coach. ”
……
"Bai Yutang's brothers, my brother is going to Paraguay to play, if you have any blessings, hurry up. ”
After the masked singer, Mo Bai went to the national football team to train for a few days, and tomorrow he will go to Paraguay.
"Send your sister, Dabai, we haven't settled our accounts with you yet. ”
Seeing Mo Bai bubbling, Dalong was the first to let out a skeleton expression.
"Dalong, don't be like this, I'm not satisfied with a big incident at the Masked Singer last time. ”
"Don't mention last time, you coward, I'm convinced. ”
"What to serve, or you alone, I will ask dozens of people to practice with you with sticks. ”
"Be timid and don't make excuses. ”
"Okay, okay, no excuses. However, if I say that I cheated you, I won't agree, when will I cheat you?"
"Dabai, I really admire your shamelessness, you just cheated us, and you won't admit it in a blink of an eye?"
"No, no, no, I've always been a talker, if there's no pit, there's no pit, you say I'm a pit, let's be clear, don't make so many hardcores in the group, I really think I've cheated you. ”
"Ouch, Dabai, you're still serious. ”
"Well, I've always been a serious person. ”
"Okay, Dabai, this is what you said, don't blame me, I have a screenshot. ”
As he spoke, Dalong directly took a screenshot of Mo Bai and himself at Weiboli at that time.
"Dabai, at that time, you said that you were not the king of haha, and you also said that if you were the king of haha, you would be a shameless slut. ”
"But what about the facts, you are the king of haha, isn't this a pit for us?"
Dalong let out a smug expression: "Don't think that I can't do anything about you if you delete Weibo, I have already guarded against you." ”
"666, Dalong, talent. ”
"Dalong, your screenshot is too hanging, I said I couldn't find the message before I looked for it, it turned out to be deleted by Dabai. ”
"Dabai is shameless, he even deleted the message, now you have something to say. ”
A group of fans in Bai Yutang's group also bubbled, and the group was scared of Mo Bai.
"I don't have anything to say, but I'm still the same, I didn't cheat everyone. If you don't believe it, don't you look at the screenshot of Dalong clearly, I didn't say that I am not the king of haha. ”
"Do you want to make a face, it is clearly written in black and white?"
"Really, you really see clearly?"
"Nonsense?"
"Then look at it a little more clearly, and give you some hints, are these words Ha characters?"
Mo Bai circled the words that read "King of Mouth and Mouth".
Soon, a group of Bai Yutang disciples discovered the truth.
"Mouth close, mouth mouth king. ”
"When I went, it turned out to be a mouth-to-mouth king. ”
"I'm going to cry......"
The truth is revealed.
It turned out that Mo Bai split the two words of Haha King Haha and turned them into the words "mouth", "he", "mouth" and "he".
Because the mouth and the combination are combined, it is easy to recognize Ha.
As a result, everyone thought that Mo Bai was talking about not being the king of haha.
However, when you really look at it clearly, what is written on it is: Mo Bai is not a mouth-to-mouth king.
Of course, this is not a lie, and there is no trick either.
Of course, Mo Bai is not the king of "mouth" and "mouth", he is the king of haha.
"When I found out the truth, I burst into tears. ”
"Mouth to mouth...... Tsk, it's so dirty. ”
"Old filthy tortoise, old filthy tortoise. ”
"What old filthy turtle, brothers, what do you mean by mouth closing?"
"Upstairs reloading, believe it or not,, you think about what it means to close your mouth and mouth for yourself?"