Chapter One Hundred and Six: Tell a Joke

The three-foot-nine-inch long sword stabbed down with an unshakable momentum at the moment when it closed its eyes.

"Ahh

"What's your name, and I didn't really stab you. The familiar voice echoed in Xiaoyao's ears again.

As soon as his eyes opened, he moved to the long sword beside him, only to see that at the tip of the sword, a cockroach was pierced through the heart, and the dead could not die anymore.

"Ahem, isn't this trying to liven up the atmosphere?" Xiaoyao's face blushed slightly.

Suddenly, the sword moved suddenly, as fast as lightning.

"Ahh

"The clear mist grass belongs to you, and we will not owe each other anything in the future. The woman said indifferently.

"This, how do I hear people, usually in this kind of situation, it is a personal promise or something. ”

"Are you sure? I prefer what you say is half male and half female. The woman's long sword pointed, and her eyes became even colder.

"Ahem, well, well, in fact, I'm just kidding, you please. Xiaoyao's fingers gently pushed the tip of her sword away.

"If anyone else knows about this today, the ends of the earth will never die. The woman withdrew her sword and returned it to its scabbard, leaving only a slender shadow.

"My name is Wang Mengru. The woman's voice echoed in the rubble.

"I swear that I will never save a woman again in this life, it is too dangerous to turn my face ruthlessly. Xiaoyao touched her nose, her childish little face was full of sorrow, and walked in the opposite direction to her.

In the beast forest, a warmest first ray of light shone in, and a young man looked around from time to time, walking cautiously forward.

A tall bush of grass appeared in front of the forest, and each grass rose from the ground like a sharp sword, straight and lush. The young man picked up the grass and groped forward more carefully.

"Giggles, giggles!" a laughing female voice came from ahead.

"This should belong to a rather deep place in the forest, is there anyone else?" squatted down and hurried forward more carefully, after all, he didn't know what the situation was.

Not long after I walked through the grass, I saw a set of pink clothes, and the first thought in my mind was that there was a girl taking a bath.

"I'd better go back slowly, if that's the case, I'll become a voyeur. Thinking of this, he wanted to turn around and return, but at this moment there was a gentle and beautiful singing voice in front of him.

Look back slowly

A night that once belonged to each other

It's you in the sunshine

It's me in the storm

Wet thoughts

Turned into petals after rain

Scattered all over the place

Turn it into a memory

Where does time go?

You and I depart in the twilight

The vividness fades

Only, yellowing traces......

Each sound is so touching, and the free mind can't help but be sucked in, and the ears enjoy this beautiful song to the fullest.

Colorful butterflies began to flutter around, each of them dancing on the poop, waving their wings in the air, turning into hearts, turning into flowers, or turning into beautiful red clothes, in short, in a thousand postures, beautiful.

Such a beautiful scene, Xiaoyao also stared deeply, and was very curious about the woman who was singing, "Or just take a small look." ”

"The butterflies have seen so many eyes, I will take a look, and she will not lose a piece of meat. Thinking of this, I held my breath and poked my head out again.

In front of the pink clothes is a clear pond, and a figure emerges from the pond.

Wearing a peach crown on his head, his face is like a butterfly, and his body has two colorful wings on his back, swinging gently, and a baby's red jade foot crosses the pond surface, setting off a splash.

"A demon beast that speaks human words, transforms into a half-step, and moves mountains to perfection!" Xiaoyao exclaimed in his heart, and his complexion instantly condensed together.

"Such a terrifying demon beast can also be touched by me, what a lot of luck is this, Uncle Shao, are you still hiding anything from me?"

The butterfly demon frolicked in the lake, a seemingly fragrant scene, but it was very hairy in Xiaoyao's heart, if it was discovered, a finger could pinch me to death!

A centipede suddenly appeared, crawled up along the heel of the loose shoe, and did not notice until it reached the back of the neck, and pinched it quickly and accurately with one hand, and when it came closer, an exclamation sounded.

In an instant, the exclamated face suddenly changed, and he covered his mouth tightly.

"Who?" the butterfly demon in the pond stopped playing, and the butterflies in the sky also retreated, and a pair of black onyx-like eyes looked at the grass.

With a wave of the butterfly demon's hand, the first qi of heaven and earth moved when it heard the sound, turning into two peach-colored rays of light and galloping towards the grass.

"It's over!" Xiaoyao's pupils shrank, and he hurriedly dodged to the side, but he still couldn't keep up with its speed, and a pink ray of light only wiped his face, as if an inch of blood had been cut with a blade.

"Hurry up!" Xiaoyao was about to run away, when a figure of a human butterfly approached directly, and a baby-like pink hand pinched out his neck.

"Ahem!" the pain was suffocating, and his neck seemed to be about to break in two.

The eyes of the butterfly demon were very indifferent, and when Xiaoyao felt that he was about to be strangled to death, he said: "Believe it or not, as long as my hand slips, it will be a click, and your Buddha will come." ”

Xiaoyao was held up in the air, kicking his hands and feet, and nodded.

"Say, am I beautiful?"

As soon as this sentence fell, Xiaoyao, who was holding back a pig's liver face, was also confused, looking at its colorless pupils, and nodded his head several times.

"Sure enough, you humans are so perverted, it's so disgusting. The butterfly demon let go of the jade hand that was gripping his neck.

Xiaoyao also took a breath, and his heart was as uncomfortable as being boiled with oil and salt.

"Human, tell me a joke, tell me a good story, spare you from dying. Butterfly glanced at him and stepped aside to put on her pink clothes.

As soon as he heard that there was life, he was overjoyed, and his eyes quickly rolled and said: "An apple was walking and suddenly hungry, so he ate himself, hahahaha." ”

When Xiaoyao didn't laugh twice, he found that the butterfly demon looked at him with an unchanged face, looked panicked, and hurriedly said: "One day a goblin fell in love with a person, do you guess what they gave birth to? ”

"Are you making fun of me?" the butterfly demon's voice was like ice, like a storm coming, and his eyes looked at Xiaoyao with a solemn gaze.

"Nope. It's not funny, I'll talk about one more. ”

However, the butterfly demon didn't give him a chance, interrupted him, and said: "I'll tell you a joke, one day I met a human, he said he wanted to go to heaven, guess what happened, he really went to heaven." When the words fell, the butterfly wings behind him instigated, directly blowing Xiaoyao into the sky.