Chapter 248: Shi Yigang's Three Uncles (Plus Change)
Mine, as long as it touches the edge of these two words, it means that there will be a lot of opportunities and interests coexist, a mine, like a huge money printing machine, as long as it starts, there will be a steady stream of wealth into the pockets of each person, and the huge interests are inversely proportional to the boring life on the mine.
After being disturbed by those troublemakers and stopped working, we people could only live in small houses bored, because we were afraid that there would be other emergencies in the afternoon, so when we had lunch, we people did not drink a drop of wine, and everyone sat around the kang in the countryside, pulling calves without any serious business.
At that age when we can't afford to buy a smartphone, the best way for us to spend time is naturally to chat and brag about the mountains, young people, everyone will have a few things to be proud of, everyone gets together to chat, all tell each other, at first are decent descriptions, and then bragging B with memories, as a result, the more they blow and the more uncontrollable, in the end, Ah Zhen has said that his grandfather went up the mountain to herd sheep when he was a child, and fought with a blind bear, and finally had the upper hand, chasing a big dog and bear all over the mountain to chase and fight, Zhang Teng has developed to the point that when he returned to his hometown in the countryside, he had sex with the girls in the village.
But even if it is bragging B, there is no story that can be blown all day, everyone is about twenty years old, young people with little experience, within two hours, the story in the stomach is almost told, even if you want to make it up, there is nothing to make up, but there is no absolute in everything, and Shi Yigang is this exception, so in the following time, it almost became Shi Yigang's stand-up comedy special.
“... My uncle chased more than 100 people to cut, this is not magical, the most amazing thing in my family is actually my uncle, that year my uncle was in Myanmar, he really couldn't survive, so he planned to hijack the cash truck, and then he temporarily pulled up a team...... My uncle was holding an AK47 assault rifle gun, * full of large-caliber bullets, carrying a bazooka, single-handedly blocking in the middle of the road, scared that the people in the cash truck were peeing their pants, and then my uncle pulled the trigger and clicked......" Shi Yigang said while gesturing his hand out of the shooting posture, and with his "Da Da Da" dubbing, sprayed Ah Zhen next to him with a foaming face.
"Brother Gang, the currency of Myanmar is recognized by no country in the world, why did your uncle rob Myanmar's cash truck?" I was the first to question.
"Uh...... Shi Yigang looked confused at first, and after being silent for about three seconds, he grinned his teeth and smiled: "Look, haven't I finished talking yet...... Actually, the cash truck that my uncle robbed was not filled with kyats, but gold bars!"
"Then can your uncle move?"
"Do you care?"
"Okay, okay, you let him say it!"
Everyone was gossiping, and it was quite joyful.
“...... Later, my uncle went to Japan and joined the Yamaguchi-gumi, after arriving in Japan, my uncle became more and more mixed, and finally became the only Chinese hall master in the Yamaguchi-gumi in the Osaka area, and I tell you, my uncle's marksmanship is particularly accurate, known as the Osaka gun god, and he takes people to grab land with the people of the Jihui and Inagawa Society all day long, my uncle is ruthless, and when he encounters a shootout, it can basically be said that he is a small Japan!" Shi Yigang pinched his cigarette and described it to us with his eyebrows.
"Hey, no, didn't you just say that your uncle went to the United States after robbing the cash truck in Burma, and is he still the godfather of the Ku Klux Klan in the United States, why did he go to Japan again after a while?" Ah Zhen asked a little confused.
"Ah, did I say it?" Shi Yigang's story had been told intermittently for more than an hour, so he himself couldn't remember what he had said earlier.
"Well, you said it!" Zhang Teng nodded beside him.
"Ah! Yes, I said it!" Shi Yigang nodded, looking serious reminiscence: "That's the case, in fact, my uncle, it's twins, when they were rushing to grab the cash truck in Myanmar, it was the two of them who went, one went to the United States, and then the other went to Japan!
"Brother Gang, that's not right!" Zhang Teng looked at Shi Yigang's relieved face, and asked again: "Then you two uncles, since they robbed the cash trucks together, why did they separate after grabbing the gold bars?"
"......!" Shi Yigang was stunned again.
Another guy who listened to the play very much, before Shi Yigang could speak, he suddenly choked Zhang Teng: ", these two brothers have committed such a big crime, so they have to run separately, so that even if one is caught, they can still point to the other one and leave a queen for the family!"
"Yes, if you want to say that, you will be very spiritual!" Shi Yigang suddenly gave a thumbs up to the guy: "Wit!"
"Brother Gang, you go on!" The young man gritted his teeth and smiled: "In the future, I will also have to be like your uncle!"
"Although you are very talented, but if you want to be as good as my uncle, you are a little choked, because my uncle is an international-level outlaw after all!" Shi Yigang smiled reservedly and continued to tell the story: "After my uncle arrived in Italy, although he became the hall master, he was still unsatisfactory, because he was in the mafia, although he had a certain identity and status, but after all, he was a Chinese, it has been said well since ancient times, and people's hearts are still separated from the belly, not to mention the belly of different skin colors......"
"Pull JB down, isn't your uncle in the Yamaguchi-gumi of Japan, why did he go to Italy in a blink of an eye?" Ah Zhen couldn't listen to it at all.
"Don't I say it, my uncle is a twin!"
"Even if your uncle is twins, the other one is in the United States and the other is in Japan, come, can you please explain to me what is going on in Italy?" asked Ah Zhen very seriously.
Shi Yigang was silent for a moment, his face flushed: "Hmm...... Well, actually... My uncle is a triplet!"
"Get out of your father's basket, your grandma is a pig, and she still gives birth to a litter, three or three?"
"Who do you say grandma is a pig!" Shi Yigang instantly exploded.
"I don't care about you, I'll go to sleep!" Ah Zhen obviously didn't want to tear up with Shi Yigang at noon because of these meaningless things, so he turned his head and lay on the kang to sleep.
"Hey, Brother Gang, you keep talking, what happened to your uncle?" A few guys on the side listened quite energetically.
“...... Then the godfather of the mafia said to my uncle, if you want to gain a foothold in the gang, you must rob this Chinese merchant ship and kill all the Chinese in it, but my uncle is a Chinese with strong roots, and he will definitely not be able to do this kind of scourge to his compatriots, so he said to the boss of the mafia, you have your story, I have my background, it is not very hard, but don't touch it!"
"Uncle is awesome!" a few young men listened with enthusiasm.
Behind the scenery, it is either vicissitudes or dirty!" Shi Yigang looked up proudly: "The godfather of the mafia, after hearing that my uncle did not agree to kill Chinese, he immediately replied ......"
"What's back?"
"He said: When you work hard to become brilliant, and ten thousand people support you as the emperor, when you are downcast and repentant, and a group of white-eyed wolves around you! He advised my uncle, don't be arrogant when you are brilliant, and you will be helped by others on the day of trouble!"
"This mafia godfather is indeed quite social!" a young man nodded heavily and said admiringly.
"Yes, people of their age have also experienced non-mainstream!"
"Brother Gang, is there a non-mainstream in Italy?"
"! That's a must, but it's not called that abroad, their gothic!"
"Awesome!"
“......!”
As soon as I listened to the conversation of several people, I felt that my brain was about to explode, so I turned around and lay down next to Ah Zhen, and fell asleep with it.
In the afternoon, everything was calm, the inspection team of the Land Bureau who received the report call from the masses, after leaving the table at Liu Aihua's dinner table in the urban area, symbolically went to Dingyang Mountain for a turn, because there were no construction vehicles on the site, and there was no sufficient evidence that Liu Aihua was stealing mining, so this matter was over, Anyang is an important town of mineral resources, and in those years, almost all the cities had mines, there was a phenomenon of illegal mining, and the law of the year was not as strict as it is now, so the crackdown on illegal mining was not serious, Liu Aihua's situation was the norm at that time, although there were drawbacks, but it cannot be denied that Anyang City, which was full of loopholes, GDP is more than five times higher.
I don't know much about things in the mine, but I heard the mine manager Zhang Ping say that five trucks of material were sent on this day, which is no different from the state of shutdown, counting a series of expenses such as hook machines, forklifts and interpersonal relationships, Liu Aihua lost more than 50,000 yuan in just one day.
Although Liu Aihua lost money, the conditions that promised me did not change at all, and when he came to pick us up from the mountain in the evening, he not only took out a thousand yuan for the carriage and horses, but also gave an extra 1,000 yuan.
"Brother Liu, what does this mean?" I sat in the co-pilot, looking at Liu Aihua's extra thousand yuan, but I didn't take it.
"Take it, I said, you were injured today, I saw it in my eyes!" Liu Aihua smiled modestly: "I saw that you have a little buddy, and the clothes are about to be torn into grass skirts, at night, I originally wanted to buy you two sets of clothes and bring them over, but I don't know what you like, so just give some cash, you can buy it yourself, hehe!"
"Brother Liu, thank you!" I thought for a moment and took the money.
Liu Aihua smiled heartily: "You're welcome, we will have a long time of contact in the future!"
Brother Liu and I chatted all the way and soon returned to Ayang.
After getting out of the car, I called Zhang Teng and a few of them over, and each gave 200 yuan, before that, Ah Zhen persuaded me, saying that in the morning, Zhang Teng and a few of them didn't get started at all, and they didn't do anything to pipe the pipe and water this day, so I asked them to give them four people, and they threw 200 yuan, which I refused.
When I left school with Xiao Yu, I mixed with Wan Peng, he took us to the mine in Fangcun to fight, we were all seriously injured that day, and in the end Wan Peng stole the money we deserved, and if it weren't for Tian Madman running away with our money, maybe I and Lei Lei are still together, their behavior makes me scoff, I despise that kind of behavior, and I can also experience that taste.
After dividing the money, I took out another five hundred from the remaining money, and asked Shi Yigang to take it to buy clothes, and I wanted to give Ah Zhen five hundred as well, but he insisted on not wanting it.
When I handed the money to Zhang Teng, he insisted on not wanting it, and looked at me with a disappointed face: "Brother Fei, I said that I want to follow you, I am serious, can you think about it?"
[At 3 p.m. and 5 p.m., there are two more shifts.] 】