Chapter 539: Even Lying to Yourself
Director Wang looked at Canghai who was twisting his arm, and asked in a lost voice, "Mr. Cang, what's going on?"
Canghai smiled slightly, seeing that all the people had been controlled by the villagers, so he asked, "Don't you know what's going on?"
"How do I know, I advise you, there is no good end to going against my party!" Director Wang did not panic, but calmly glanced at Canghai, posing with confidence, and deliberately did not look at Canghai after speaking, but just swept it with the corner of his eye.
Hu Shijie was also a little stunned at this time, looking at Canghai and the villagers who poured in and asked, "What's the matter?"
"What's the matter, they are all liars, Uncle Hu, you have been hunting all your life but you have been fascinated by geese!" someone in the crowd made fun of Hu Shijie and said.
Hu Shijie said: "Impossible, I have verified everything."
Canghai explained with a smile: "It's all liars, you see that this gun is also fake, the bullet is also plastic, and the copper water swept on it."
As he spoke, Canghai threw the gun to Hu Shijie.
Hu Shijie took the gun, played with it and found that it was really like this, so he muttered: "What a liar!"
Ahem!
Just when everyone thought that it would be over by escorting people into the room and waiting for the police to come and arrest them, Director Wang actually coughed twice, which attracted everyone's attention.
"Lao Hu, since it's all here, I don't have to hide my identity, in fact, I came here for a different mission," Director Wang said with a smile.
Hu Shijie asked, "What identity?"
Director Wang glanced at Hu Shijie, and then looked at the seven or eight villagers who poured in, and the meaning was obvious: There are too many people here, I can't say it, and if you want to hear it, let these people avoid it.
Canghai was very curious, and he didn't know what tricks this one wanted to play, so he asked the villagers to leave the restaurant with a few bundles of drunks like a brown man.
When this is done, there is nothing to be treated now, and they are directly lying in front of the township on the platform, and they are tied together in pairs, so that even if they want to run, they can't run, not to mention that there are three or four people watching, and the police can get here in an hour at most.
Waiting for everyone to go out, Director Wang signaled to Hu Shijie, which meant that Canghai and Wei Wenkui also had to go out, but this time Hu Shijie did not agree.
"If you have something to say, let it go, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you," Hu Shijie said.
This thing is a bit embarrassing, Hu Shijie feels that his face is dull, so naturally there will be no good tone.
Director Wang looked at Wei Wenkui and Canghai again, and then said slowly: "Actually, Lao Hu, you are not mistaken, I am not Director Wang is fake, and the identities of my brothers are also fake!"
"Oh, Ken confessed?" Wei Wenkui said.
Director Wang raised his face, looked at Wei Wenkui and said, "You can't do qi cultivation kung fu!"
Syllable!
Canghai didn't wait for Director Wang to finish speaking, and directly raised his foot and hit this person's buttocks.
"You dare to hit me?"
Syllable!
Before the words were finished, Canghai went up and kicked again: "If you have anything to say, hurry up, how can you have time to grind with you here!"
"You...... You'll regret it!" Director Wang was not moved at all when he saw Canghuo's fierce and vicious appearance, but said to Canghai very rationally, and then turned to Hu Shijie.
"Lao Hu! I have a red ID in my pocket, you can take it out and take a look at it" Director Wang straightened his pocket at Hu Shijie, signaling that the thing was in his pocket.
Hu Shijie put his hand in his pocket and took it out, and sure enough, he took out a small red book, the red book I look a little historical, and now the leather things are very close, but this thing is a little loose, and it will be displaced when I rub it in my hand, and I can't cover the book inside.
As soon as Canghai stretched out his head, he was immediately frightened by the name above, the People's Republic of China in the United Nations Armed Secret Police Force, the date of issuance was August 1, 2009.
Looking at Hu Shijie and opening the card, there was a photo of Director Wang's ID card inside, the kind of 'military uniform', originally this guy didn't look too much like a good person, but now he wears a military uniform that he doesn't know which country he belongs to, and he looks like a bandit.
What's the most important thing, the certificate says that he is a colonel, but the photo is hung on the general's military street, and the medal on the whole body is not only many but also big, just like Pu Yi in the old photo of Canghai.
“***?”
Poof!
Canghai almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of water, and the name was like a two-faced, wall-to-wall grass.
"*** Colonel!"
Canghai doesn't know whether to call this Colonel Li or Director Wang now, anyway, Canghai's mind is a little confused now. I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in this gourd.
"Don't leave Senior Colonel Li and Director Wang, the police will come over later, and when the time comes, I'll hand you over to the police, and it's over!" Hu Shijie said.
When Colonel Li heard this, there was a smile on his face: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, the province has something to do with you, or the people in the officialdom are easy to say, you ordinary peasants, even if you have shallow eyesight, you don't know how to cherish the great opportunity in front of you."
Canghai felt that being idle was also idle, so he asked playfully, "What chance?"
"What chance?"
Senior Colonel Li glanced at Canghai and put on a very disdainful face: "The opportunity to develop, the opportunity to serve the iron rice bowl of the public family! What an opportunity, could it be an opportunity to dig out a lot of dung!"
Senior Colonel Li's words were very polite, as if he was particularly confident.
Wei Wenkui asked, "What iron rice bowl?"
Chinese peasants are inherently eager to be officials.
Senior Colonel Li said: "What do you think if I can help your children run a military academy and become an officer when they are assigned to the army after four or five years of study?"
"Joining the army as an officer?" Hu Shijie was directly stunned, looked at the smug Colonel Li and asked.
Senior Colonel Li nodded: "Yes, there is no problem with the operation, in fact, do you know that Li Qianlong does not?"
"The vice chairman of the soldiers?" asked Hu Shijie with a little suspicion.
A trace of embarrassment actually appeared on Colonel Li's face: "He is my uncle, and my father is his younger brother, otherwise I can become a colonel at my age?"
Canghai really couldn't listen to it anymore, because this person had a problem with his brain, and now he is not pretending to be a liar, but in his heart, he already thinks that he is the role he plays, even if he speaks and acts, he shows a successful second generation of officials in the image of his own imagination.
If this guy gets mixed into the star team, he definitely belongs to the character of the drama bone, and he is too involved in acting, and he is invested in really falling into this character.
In a popular phrase, this product has even deceived itself!
"How does it work?" asked Hu Shijie.
Colonel Li hmmmmmmmm
Seeing that the head of the set was like a Taoist, Hu Shijie nodded cooperatively.
This Colonel Li saw Hu Shijie nodding, and then said: "I won't talk to you about any mess, if you have children at home, you can operate around 20 years old, if you just want to find a military school, divide a small unit or something, 400,000 is enough, if you want to go to a key military academy, after graduation, you will be assigned to an ace unit, or a quasi-ace unit, then at least 700,000!"
"So expensive?" Hu Shijie was taken aback.
This is not Hu Shijie's pretence, but he really didn't expect that this person is hundreds of thousands of dollars in one mouth.
When Colonel Li heard this, he said to Hu Shijie with disdain: "Old Hu, your village is also quite rich, and these hundreds of thousands of small money are in your eyes? Then your eyelids are too shallow, now this society is rich and useful, but it is useless to have money, no matter how rich you are, it is not as important as an official word, haven't you seen many rich people in Guangzhou Province send their sons to the system to Yue civil servants......
If Canghai didn't think that this was a liar, and his IQ was a little worse, he might have been fooled by this guy, and his ability to fool would almost be able to go to the Spring Festival Gala with Uncle Benshan to sell abduction. Look at this person, he really dares to say that 700,000 yuan is arranged into the ace army, and the tone of the good guy is as if the army is opened by his family.
"Hundreds of thousands!"
Hu Shijie smiled and shook his head.
Senior Colonel Li was very unhappy, and opened his mouth to calculate with Hu Shijie again: "You can't see that you have paid hundreds of thousands now, you have to think about how many hundreds of thousands you can earn in the future, I won't talk about the officers' salaries now, 700,000 yuan will come back with their salaries alone in three or four years at most, and when the length of service is up, the state will give a transfer fee that is hundreds of thousands, and also, you don't need to buy clothes and eat during the service, why don't you count these?"
Canghai said: "I can't bear to let the child catch the wolf!"
"That's right!"
If Senior Colonel Li hadn't been tied, I'm afraid he would have applauded.
Smack!
The sea went up with two feet, and directly kicked the goods to the ground.
"You...... You! You dare to beat up state cadres!" Senior Colonel Li was already furious, glaring at Canghai like an angry lion.
"If you're not convinced, if you're not convinced, I'll kick you again, believe it or not?" Canghai said, raising his foot.
This person was still scared in the end, and shrunk his neck, but soon he got up again, and he looked like I was a person with status.
Canghai and the others were no longer interested in talking to him, so they directly asked him to sit on the floor of the restaurant, and the servants chatted while waiting for the police to come.
At this time, Lu Yanzhi had already received the situation here, and the person who was fake with the gun was also a liar, which made Lu Yanzhi breathe a sigh of relief.
Now that all the dangers have been lifted, Lu Yanzhi can't come, and the city bureau has not dispatched, just let the county bureau send someone to carry people.
The police came quite quickly, and within 40 minutes of the phone call, the car from the county bureau came to the village.
When the two policemen walked into the cafeteria, Colonel Li, who was sitting on the floor, suddenly stood up.
"Hello, I have been treated unfairly, this is my ID, as a veteran who has been fighting for the United Nations for more than ten years, I can say very responsibly that these people have committed the crime ......of insulting United Nations officers!
I'm going to go!
At this moment, not only Canghai was stunned, but even the two policemen who came in were stunned.
One of the younger ones even plucked out his ears. I thought I had misheard.
"What did you say?"
"I said that I am Senior Colonel, the commander-in-chief of China's secret police force in the United Nations, and that these people have illegally detained me and insulted the United Nations, and I strongly demand ......," Colonel Li said.
"Stop, stop!"
A police officer said.
Seeing that this method didn't work, Senior Colonel Li said again: "Then can I call my uncle and explain this matter to them, your position is too low, it is impossible to understand the situation!"
How could the police have time to talk nonsense with him, and directly brought people to the office for interrogation, this trial is really incredible, it turns out that these so-called militiamen who are traveling with him have been deceived by him, and everyone believes that this is really a capable leader relative.