Chapter 0181 - Verbal Sword
Zheng Yuling couldn't wait to come over: "Master, look ......"
"Congratulations, the future actress, you will be popular until the next century, and you have the talent of a host, you can work harder. Wang Zixuan smiled.
"Great!" said Lucy Zheng opened her mouth and smiled.
Zhang Guorong, Liu Dehua, and Liang Chaowei all came up.
Wang Zixuan raised three fingers and shook his head helplessly: "It's only three, today's quota is over!"
"Oh my God, let me go out and cry for a while!" Zhang Guorong bit his lip like a cry.
"Go together, go together!" Liu Dehua and Liang Chaowei exaggerated their grief more than their hearts.
There was another burst of laughter in the dressing room, and they nodded to Wang Zixuan and Master Fang before going out and closing the door of the dressing room.
As soon as the show started, they were all well-behaved, knowing that Wang Zixuan had some time to prepare, otherwise it would be disgusting.
Master Fang smiled bitterly: "Brother, when dealing with these young people, you still have a way, if you don't show Zhang Guorong, he seems to have a good relationship with you." ”
Wang Zixuan smiled slightly, picked up a box and opened it, which contained props for makeup.
"Brother, Zhang Guorong's brother is Feng Shui master Zhang Darong, and his brother is giving him advice behind his back, why should I bother with my tongue?"
"Sang Chong's Escape Technique" has a secret technique of disguise, and Sang Chong, who created him, is good at disguising himself as a woman, of course, Wang Zixuan is disguised as a man this time.
Before passing the anger with the director of the show, Mr. Shao and Li Menghua already knew.
"I see, Zhang Darong's kid is chattering, claiming to be a master, and there seems to be something wrong with his spirit. Master Fang said suddenly.
Wang Zixuan smiled secretly, Master Fang's previous comments were half a catty and eight taels with Zhang Darong.
Glued a fake beard to the mirror and admonished: "Brother, just keep smiling, remember what I said to you before, and tonight I am Ren Youhu, Master Ren!"
"Elder brother can also use the art of disguise?" Master Fang nodded and smiled.
Feng Shui masters are more or less able to use both hands.
"It's not proficient. Wang Zixuan took off his clothes, turned them over and put them on his body.
The music sounded, and the guests took the stage.
The guests and audience were about to applaud, but they saw Master Fang and an old man wearing glasses, crutches, white eyebrows, white beard, and crane hair and childish face on the stage together.
The guests and the audience leaned in to look behind, and there was no one?
"Master Wang is not here, I came here today, not to see you. Some female guests were dissatisfied.
Wang Zixuan held his cane in both hands and said in a deep voice: "I don't like it, leave now!" Today, the old man and Master Fang will be the guests to host. ”
"Let's go! Rotten health show, what's so good about the two old men!" The guest audience was annoyed when he heard this, and got up and left.
Master Fang tried his best to restrain his anger and kept a smile.
"Let's go, go back and rinse your mouth, and learn to respect your teacher. ”
There was an uproar in the audience, now that the show has started, the live broadcast, even scolded the guest audience and asked him to leave?
The host was stunned and looked at the director of the show, but he waved his hand, and the ratings rose again.
"Who else!? People who don't like this show can leave. Wang Zixuan put his hands on crutches, and said in a deep voice.
"We're here to see Master Wang, I'm going too!" Three more guests left.
"It's okay to go, and the future operation of the Qiankun program is no longer welcome!" Wang Zixuan added.
Again, two guests in the audience got up and left.
As soon as the opening ceremony, six guests and the audience left, and the host's smile stiffened, what is this going to do? What about Master Wang Zixuan? Who is this white-haired old man?
The six celebrity guests entered without cheers and applause, sensing the smell of gunpowder in the air, and the six celebrity guests sat on their sofas and watched.
All the guests and the audience seemed to use this to target the silver-haired old man who was disguised by Master Fang and Wang Zixuan.
Seeing the celebrity guests seated, a guest audience suddenly got up and began to argue: "Running the world is a feng shui show!
Wang Zixuan stepped forward on crutches, stood in front of the audience, looked at his back, and several celebrity guests whispered to each other, I don't know where this old man came from, what about Wang Zixuan?
Only Deng Cuiwen saw Wang Zixuan, who was disguised as an old man, his eyes were straight, and he was a little out of shape.
Wang Zixuan smiled indifferently: "Once, King Wei Wen and Bian Que were chatting together, and he asked Bian Que: You three brothers are good at medical skills, so which of the three of you has the most medical skills?"
Bian Que replied: My eldest brother has the best medical skills, my second brother is the second, and my medical skills are the worst. ”
King Wei Wen was very puzzled, and asked Bian Que: If your medical skills are the worst, then why are you the most famous?"
Bian Quenai explained: My eldest brother can always prevent diseases before they occur, and when there are no obvious signs of diseases, they will eradicate the disease. People don't know that he removed the undeveloped disease from the patient, and they think that the patient is not sick at all, so my eldest brother is not famous. ”
"My second brother was cured, and he was always able to suppress the serious illness at the beginning of the disease. Therefore, everyone always thinks that he can only cure minor diseases, and his reputation can only be spread in the township.
"As for me, I can only start treatment when the disease has progressed to the point where the patient's life is at risk, but people think that I can bring the dead back to life, so my reputation spreads all over the world!"
"The so-called great hidden in the court, the people who really have the ability, the people who are always unknown and ignored by us, they will be prepared before the disaster comes, so that the bad things die in the bud and do not let him appear, but many people can't see it. ”
"Master Fang is this kind of person, he is like Bian Que's eldest brother, treating people before they happen, everyone doesn't know that he has removed the undeveloped disease from the patient, and thinks that the patient is not sick at all. ”
"Do you have to let the second brother go to the doctor and give you medicine, do you have to go to Bian Que to see a doctor for you and give you surgery?
There was silence in the live broadcast room, and the guests and viewers were thoughtful, and their eyes were no longer as resistant as before.
A guest audience in a straight suit and extraordinary bearing got up: "What he said was all fooling, he said that black fungus tofu soup eliminates blood heat poison, I insisted on it for more than ten days without effect, but I was dizzy, and said that it can be detoxified, it is all a lie." ”
"That's it!" echoed the audience.
"This gentleman, you have a headache, look at your cheeks are red, your heart is red, you should be cardiogenic vertigo, arrhythmia, dizziness caused by cardiac insufficiency, you took it out of context, didn't you listen carefully to Master Fang's speech before?"
"If you have high blood viscosity and slow blood flow, causing enough blood supply to the brain, and symptoms such as tiredness, dizziness, and fatigue occur, eating fungus black fungus tofu soup will be effective. ”
"You are now terminally ill, I suggest you go to the hospital to have a good examination of your heart, if the hospital can't save you, come and ask Master Fang again, but whether you can save it depends on his mood, because you are unreasonable first!"
The guest audience's face turned pale and stammered: "My father died of congenital heart disease, but when I went for a physical examination before, I didn't say that I had heart disease!"
"I dare to bet a million with you, do you dare!" Wang Zixuan's disguised old man raised his head slightly, with a proud face.
"I ...... I don't believe it!" said the guest audience member for a long time.
"If you don't believe it, don't you dare, I'll tell you one last time, you're likely to get sick at any time, so let's go to the hospital for a check-up. Wang Zixuan stroked his white beard and said.