Chapter 127: Please Misunderstand God
The old god stick took a big job, that is, to give people a big dance god to summon the spirit, said that sometimes I really admire this old god stick, no ability, but dare to take any job, to say that this courage is quite admirable, it is estimated that this old god stick has been mixed for so many years without goofs, and I think there are some Taoism, but today it is completely verified that this old guy is clearly deceiving, in the afternoon I held a meeting with Da Dezi and said that it was to cooperate with him to act in a play at night, that is, to pretend to dance the god to deceive the lady Jin, the old god stick found the lyrics of the two people from the Internet to let me practice well, because I am responsible for inviting God at night, and the old god stick plays the ghost upper body。
You have to know that this is the case, I might as well find Zhang Dashen, must dance the god is his strength, I this amateur seems to be able to only fill up the number tonight, in the afternoon I ran home to apprentice when Liu Baigui gave me the Wenwang drum turned out, after all, the night is going to dance the god, if there is no equipment is not ashamed, look at the Wenwang drum, a small drum, is surrounded by willow wood circles, the drum has eight strings, four to the north, four to the south, the strings are also hung with copper coins, a swaying up and banging, who would have thought that this is an inconspicuous small drum can actually command the wild immortals in the northeastIt seems that Liu Baigui also made a lot of determination when he entrusted this Wenwang drum to me that day, if this drum falls into the hands of bad people, the world will be in chaos if he thinks about it. I sighed and stopped thinking about it, and put the drum in my bag, maybe for the evening.
After the sun went down, I went out with Dadezi and the old god stick, and came to Ms. Jin's house, Ms. Jin also changed her clothes at night, and I was a little excited, seeing that it was the three of us, and enthusiastically let us into the house, the old god stick said: Ms. Jin, now that the sun is down, it is also the time when the wandering spirit comes out, let's start now.
Ms. Jin looked a little nervous, nodded, I put the incense burner tribute and everything in place, and lit nine grass incense, at this time Dadezi moved a chair, and the old god stick sat on it and said to me: Let's start the little wind.
I nodded and took out the Wenwang Drum Divine Whip, and the old god stick was stunned when he saw me take out the guy, but he didn't expect me to be so professional, and nodded at me.
Please God, the sun sets and the west mountain is dark, and every household closes the door. magpies run to the big tree in Laos, and the house finches run to the eaves in Laos. The gentleman on the road lives in a hotel, and the soldiers live in the camp. Nine of the ten families are locked, and only one door is not closed. Four roots face south of the country, in the middle of the installation of the sea King Kong circle, on the string of eight money, and Qianlong Ye's meeting members, after the drum and then talk about the whip, this whip, the male makes 1 foot 5, the female makes 1 foot 3, the mountain will fall, the sea will do. I want this whip to fall to the hands of 2 Lang, 2 Lang used him to drive over the single mountain, this whip fell to the hands of the soldiers, I gave the old fairy to stand on duty.1 point fox, 2 points yellow, 3 points python, 4 points long, 5 points that the soul died on the beam. The queen mother who moved was lazy to pay the peach meeting, and the 9 days of the fairy who moved down to the sky These lyrics are sung according to the old god stick in the afternoon, don't say, I practiced for an afternoon, and I was afraid of making mistakes when I came at night, but I was not nervous at all when I sang, although this gang of soldiers was fake, and I didn't know if I could summon any wild fairy ghosts or the like, I just hope that the old god stick will end quickly, otherwise I have to go through the gangs.
At this time, I saw the old god stick sitting on a chair and twisting his body, as if he was dancing an old disco, which made the great master laugh out loud. The old god stick glared at Da Dezi with slanted eyes. Dadezi immediately said to Ms. Jin on the side: My master Bacheng invited the old immortal, although he didn't recruit your husband, but you can ask the old immortal family, the immortal family will answer all questions, if your husband dies, the immortal family will definitely find him out.
After listening to this, Ms. Jin looked at the old god stick suspiciously, and I saw that it was almost enough and then sang: The old immortal family stopped the horse's head and nagged, stopped the horse's hometown, regretted living in the north, repented and lived in the south, lived in Wuhan, lived in Yunnan, lived in Qingdao, lived in Sichuan, and went to Taiwan.
I'm not a nameless young man, I live in the East China Sea, and Chaoyang encourages me to practice Taoism, so I want to ask me which one I am, the fifth master of the Hu family, Hu Tianxing
Don't really say it, the old god stick's bright voice, scared me, originally the old god stick is five tones incomplete, I didn't expect to sing the god tune and have a clear eye, I saw the old god stick open his mouth to sing, hurry up and ask, the old fairy family, you hear clearly, today's disciple has something to do, only to invite the old fairy down the mountain, the Wang family has a male name to keep money, just because life is desperate, one is five or six years, there is no news at all, life and death are vast!
When Ms. Jin's eyes turned red when she heard this, she suddenly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the old god stick over and over again, and said: Ask Daxian for help, I want to know whether my husband is alive or dead, and if he is still in the world, where is he now.
Hey! Call the helpers, you hear and hear, the old fairy family I came in a hurry, I didn't bring ingots and coils on my body, the road was impassable, I loved coughing and coughing
Seeing this, Dadezi on the side said to Ms. Jin: Daxian needs money to do things, Ms. Jin, you still have that money, send Daxian away.
Now Ms. Jin is completely convinced, nodded hurriedly, and said to Da Dezi: Then how much money do I want!
Da Dezi smiled and said: This depends on your sincerity.
Ms. Jin nodded, took out a thousand yuan and put it on the table, I glanced at it and then sang: Hey!
The old god took a look at the money on the table at this time, and suddenly his face was full of laughter, although it was only for a moment, but I also caught it, this old guy is famous for being greedy for money. The old god stick saw the money and then sang: You can hear the shouting soldiers, quickly report the name and birthday.
I glanced at Ms. Jin, and Ms. Jin immediately reported Wang Shoucai's birthday and said: Daxian, you must help.
I saw the old god stick pretending to pinch his fingers and calculate, just about to start singing, a yin wind blew in again, and the money on the table was blown up, I secretly said that it was not good, it wouldn't be that I beat the drum randomly to attract some dirty things. Before I could react, suddenly the old god man trembled, and Ms. Jin suddenly fainted to the ground, I saw this and said to Dadezi: Look at this girl. Then I asked tentatively: Uncle Ye, are you okay?
The old god stick didn't pay attention to me, and he was shaking there, as if he was cramping, I was just about to walk over, and suddenly the old god stick raised his head, and his eyes flashed red, and he glanced at me, and then the corners of his mouth turned up, and said to me with an evil smile: Junior, why don't you sing.
I was suddenly shocked and glanced at Da Dezi, and then Da Dezi also stood up and walked to my side and said to me: What is the situation with Xiaofeng.
I shook my head and said, "I don't know, it seems that we brought something out that shouldn't be invited."
Giggles, the old god stick looked at the two of us and said: You two little helpers, since you have invited this great immortal, why don't you prepare some red beam fine water (wine) for the great immortal.
I snorted and said, "What kind of demon are you, you dare to make a mistake here."
Hmph, little helper, it's not the lord I'm coming, it's you who beat the drum to recruit me, what's the matter, it seems that you don't welcome me, the junior tells you, let's say it's you, even if the head of your wild fairy comes, I'm not afraid, don't you want to ask her where the man is for the woman, you might as well tell you, her man is in my hands, if you are willing to cooperate, maybe the lord will let him go as soon as he is happy.
I was shocked when I heard it, what? This old gang actually kidnapped Wang Shoucai and tied it up for five years, I suddenly became angry in my heart, and said to the old god: Lao Bangcai, give you face, you don't want it, go out of this person's body happily, hand over Wang Shoucai, maybe we can spare your life, or be careful to let your soul fly away.
Hearing my words, I thought that this old gang would be furious, but I didn't expect the old gang to smile and say: It's okay, if the two of you are interested, just start, I am not afraid, even if my soul is scattered, there is this old guy with me, come on, hurry up.
After listening to this, I stomped my feet, this old gang dish is clearly determined to eat us, I don't believe in evil, I said to Da Dezi: Loosen the bones of this old gang vegetable, it seems that it is tight.
Da Dezi actually couldn't help it for a long time, listening to me say this, a wave is a thunder, now this thunder has been used by Da Dezi extremely skillfully, a thunder sound, the old gang looked out of the window in fright, turned back to the two of us and said: Junior, I see that you are Wang Ba eat scales and iron heart, to show you a clear way you don't go, then don't blame the old man for being ruthless, after saying that this old gang seems to be going to self-harm, if he really does this, then the old god stick will definitely die.
Seeing this, Da Dezi and I hurriedly said: Wait!
Hehe! The junior still obediently listens to me, I knew this, why bother to make that scene just now, the junior listened, the master's conditions are also very simple, today the master is here for the drum and whip in your hand, as long as you hand over the guy in your hand, I not only let the man go, but also leave immediately, this old guy will not have anything to do, how simple is it.
I was stunned when I heard the old gang say this, my whip and drum, etc., I like, I thought of something, I stood up and shook the whip in my hand at the old gang is a whip. The old gang suddenly rolled to the ground when he heard the whip, and I followed with several more whips, only to hear the old gang howling on the ground. Only then did I realize that my Divine Whip could dare to move the entire Northeast Horse Immortals, and those wandering ghosts were not a problem.
Oops, please, don't smoke me and go, can't you?
It's too late to leave, old guy will let you taste the power of this whip today.
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