Chapter 489: You Lace Edge, Go and Play!!
"Is it you?" Dong Shanhe was almost stunned when he saw the person in front of him, she was not his daughter-in-law.
"You're here like this?" Dong Shanhe looked at the person in front of him and asked, he really didn't expect it to be her.
"Why can't I be here, and why are you here?" the woman asked rhetorically, with sharp teeth.
"This is my home, why can't I be here?" Dong Shanhe leaned on the sofa and stuck to the woman opposite.
I have to say that she is still the same, and it can't be said that she hasn't changed at all, but she has hardly changed much from the previous changes.
"It turns out that this is your house? I didn't expect it, I didn't expect Miao Miao to marry you, and I didn't expect you to be a rich man, it's really beyond my expectations." ”
In fact, it was not someone else sitting opposite Dong Shanhe, but his classmate Wang Xue, Dong Shanhe and his current daughter-in-law, Liu Miaomiao, met through a blind date, and later learned that Liu Miaomiao was his first grade student, and she and Wang Xuejing turned out to be good friends, which is a bit of a fuck.
"Husband, are you back?" came Liu Miaomiao's question from the bathroom.
"Yes, I'm back, but I didn't expect you to surprise me. Dong Shanhe almost wanted to go in and beat his daughter-in-law, but he took advantage of his absence to bring a woman home, if Dong Shanhe hadn't been calm, he might have been able to admit his mistake and become a man, but then it would be unclear.
"What's wrong? Do you think I brought a man home?" Liu Miaomiao asked, looking at Dong Shanhe from the bathroom.
Looking at his daughter-in-law's fierce appearance, Dong Shanhe suddenly turned into a cat, "No, no, I don't know what kind of woman you are, how could you do such a thing?" Dong Shanhe hurriedly explained.
"Hmph! It's good not to think so, don't think I don't know your men's thoughts. After Liu Miaomiao finished speaking, she directly closed the bathroom door and continued to take a shower.
Dong Shanhe just wanted to go back, but Liu Miaomiao's voice came from behind him, "Don't bully Wang Xue, don't think that I didn't hear what you were saying just now." "Smack!" As the bathroom door closed again, Dong Shanhe realized that his daughter-in-law had already known that she and Wang Xue were in conflict.
"What? I didn't expect you to be such a man who is afraid of his wife, I really didn't expect it?" Looking at Wang Xue's grinning appearance, Dong Shanhe couldn't wait to slap her.
"What are you doing at my house? Now that I'm back, you better go back, and don't delay the matter between our husband and wife." Dong Shanhe leaned back on the sofa and said to Wang Xue with a big grin, I'm not afraid of what she knows, she is almost thirty years old, what else does she not know.
"Ouch, I won't leave, what can you do to me, I will sleep with your wife in my arms for a few nights, what can you do with me, you can also sleep together if you have the ability!" Wang Xue straightened her chest and stared at Dong Shanhe and said.
"You, I didn't expect that after so many years, you are still like this, you haven't changed at all, have you always liked women?" Dong Shanhe didn't scruple about anything, he could say whatever he wanted.
In fact, this is what Dong Shanhe only learned later, Wang Xue turned out to be a Lala, Dong Shanhe really didn't expect that his classmates would appear such an alternative.
In the small place of Qicheng, whether it is Lala or gay, they are basically ridiculed, although Dong Shanhe is not ridiculed, but he is also clearly opposed.
Thinking that she actually came to find her wife now, Dong Shanhe was really afraid that her daughter-in-law would be bent by this lace edge.
However, Dong Shanhe is still very confident, even if he is bent, he still has the ability to straighten her, he really thinks that his strengthened body is an ornament, you must know that if you have not strengthened yourself, you can often make your daughter-in-law beg for mercy, and now you are yourself, not to mention that she is alone, even a few more people themselves are not a problem.
"If you dare to bend my wife, I'll let you know how good I am. Dong Shanhe said silently in his heart.
Wang Xue looked at Dong Shanhe's fierce eyes, and she was really a little scared, she really didn't know how Dong Shanhe would treat her after all these years, or would she beat herself up like she did when she was in school.
That's right, Dong Shanhe once beat Wang Xue when he was in school, who made her provoke his girlfriend at that time, and who didn't make a move.
You say that a big man beating a woman is not considered a man, this does not matter to Dong Shanhe, you say that I am not me, I am not? Do you think you are the law? Even if it is the law, you can't say that.
Since then, Wang Xue has always been afraid and resistant to Dong Shanhe, but since graduating from high school, Wang Xue basically can't see Dong Shanhe, and during the Chinese New Year, class reunions may be seen, and there are often situations where either this classmate doesn't come or that classmate doesn't come, Dong Shanhe doesn't go back every class reunion, and sometimes if the boss doesn't urge him every day, he won't go.
"What are you looking at?" Seeing Dong Shanhe staring at himself without speaking, Wang Xue said fiercely.
"It's nothing, just look at what changes you have made over the years, I have to say that you have changed a lot over the years, an airport back then, and now it has become a mountain valley, have you gone to the country of sticks?" Although Dong Shanhe's words sounded like a compliment, the last sentence was useless to Wang Xue, isn't this just to say that Wang Xue is man-made.
"You!" Wang Xue pointed at Dong Shanhe angrily, "Do I really care about what you do?" Or do you think about my figure, it's late, and now you won't touch it if you want to, you still have to touch your wife." Wang Xue once again straightened her chest and said unceremoniously.
"Cut, with your figure, I'm too lazy to touch it, I really thought yours was fragrant, you thought too much. Dong Shanhe said disdainfully.
Wang Xue just wanted to refute, Liu Miaomiao walked out of the bathroom, "Aren't you two enemies? Liu Miaomiao walked over and sat beside Dong Shanhe, pinching Dong Shanhe vigorously.
"Wife, what are you pinching me for, it hurts. Dong Shanhe sighed, and then asked.
"If I want to pinch you, I'll pinch you, why don't you allow me to pinch you?" Liu Miaomiao said, and the strength in her hands was a little bigger.
"Okay, if you want, I'm rough-skinned and thick-skinned, and there's nothing wrong with me. Dong Shanhe stretched out his hand to hug his daughter-in-law beside him and said with a smile.
"Go, go, go, don't you see anyone else at home?" Liu Miaomiao said with some embarrassment.
"What's this, it's all old acquaintances, you just don't think she exists. Dong Shanhe whispered in Liu Miaomiao's ear.
"Go to the side, how can you think that it doesn't exist, or do you think Wang Xue is a blind person, go and go, you go and cook, we just wanted to say that we will go to eat when I take a shower, and now that you are back, you hurry up and cook for us, I am almost starving, I have not eaten enough in the past few days that you have not been at home. Liu Miaomiao hugged Dong Shanhe's arm and said coquettishly.
"Ouch, look at the greasy energy of the two of you, is it really that I am a blind man, it seems that I am really hindering the communication between the hearts of the two of you, do I have to go back first. Wang Xue said in an exaggerated voice, but although she said that she was leaving, she didn't move, and still sat firmly on the sofa.
At this moment, Dong Shanhe really wanted to take her out, if she wasn't at home, Dong Shanhe would have been holding his daughter-in-law and rolling the sheets, so he could wait until now.
"Okay, okay, you hurry up and cook, I'm starving to death, you better hurry up and cook, we're talking. Liu Miaomiao pushed Dong Shanhe and said.
"Is there anything you can't say in front of me?" Dong Shanhe said as he stood up.
"Go, go, how can we let you know in the private room of our girl's house, hurry up and cook. Liu Miaomiao said and gave Dong Shanhe a kick.
Dong Shanhe had to go to the kitchen to start cooking, and drove a car for a day, although he could support it physically, but Dong Shanhe was still a little tired mentally, and finally came home and wanted to relax and relax, but he didn't expect an unexpected guest to come to his home, let alone stay at his own home.
Dong Shanhe began to rummage through the cabinets in the kitchen to find ingredients, but after Dong Shanhe opened the refrigerator, he saw that the ingredients piled up when he left did not move, and Dong Shanhe knew that his daughter-in-law was too lazy to choke these days.
"Have you not cooked in the past few days since I left?" asked Dong Shanhe from the kitchen.
Liu Miaomiao's voice came from the living room, "No, I all go out to eat, I don't want to cook when you're not at home, I like to eat fish, you don't know, you didn't stay at home for a few more days, I ate two fish and went out to eat." ”
Well, this answer is very powerful, Dong Shanhe knew that his daughter-in-law was a delicious and lazy girl, but he didn't expect her to be the same until now, "It's really rich and you become lazier." ”
But this is also Dong Shanhe and Liu Miaomiao's dream back then, when he has money and goes to the restaurant every day, he will definitely not cook at that time, because according to the news that I don't know where it came from, people who cook often, women will become yellow-faced women, and men will become rough men.
Dong Shanhe started cooking, in this villa in Jiangnan Villa, Dong Shanhe's kitchen is very huge, and it is not a little different from the kitchen in Swan Bay before.
The kitchen in Swan Bay is about five or six square meters, and now the kitchen of this villa is almost twenty square meters.
I like to eat, and my daughter-in-law also likes to eat, so I need to build a big kitchen, and then I can cook every day with different tricks, but I didn't expect a joke from the year to become a reality.
Dong Shanhe made a Western meal for his daughter-in-law this time, in fact, Dong Shanhe deliberately showed off, baked snails, fried steak, fried snowflake beef in olive oil, but these dishes don't look like Western food, because the portion is too big, have you ever seen this fried steak fried for a full ten catties? Have you ever seen this baked snail make more than 100 snails?
I haven't seen it, Dong Shanhe is doing it now, and he knows that if he does less, he will have to eat less.
Later, Dong Shanhe made a chopped pepper fish head for his daughter-in-law, and then happily served the meal to the restaurant.
"What are you, what is this, a combination of Chinese and Western?" Wang Xue criticized very unceremoniously.
"It's good to have some to eat, but I don't believe that there is so much food that can't stop your mouth. Dong Shanhe put the dinner plate in front of her, and then went to the kitchen to bring out his share.
"I'll wipe it!" Dong Shanhe, are you a pig?" Looking at Dong Shanhe's slow big pot, Wang Xue called out in shock.
It was the first time she had seen someone eat so much, not even on TV, but now she finally saw it.
"Come and try it, I'll hold my son. Dong Shanhe took his son from Liu Miaomiao's hands and asked her to start eating.
Since the birth of his son, Dong Shanhe has coaxed his son to let his daughter-in-law eat first, and only eats when she has eaten well, and now it is no exception.
"You can eat too, my son is much better, you can hold him, you can eat with your other hand holding him." Although Liu Miaomiao said this, she immediately picked up her chopsticks and began to eat frantically.
This speed surprised Wang Xuedu, it is really not that people don't enter the door all the way, looking at this kind of eating, it is really worthy of two people.
When Wang Xue started eating, I have to say that it was really good, and the taste was even better than the taste of her Western restaurant in the magic capital.
In fact, she didn't know that the main thing was that the raw materials were good, in fact, Dong Shanhe's craftsmanship could only be said to be average.
"You're wrong, you're cooking well, and if you go bankrupt in the future, you'll be able to make a living with this craft. Wang Xue said while eating.
"I don't believe that you can't stop your mouth when you eat, do you just want me to go bankrupt? If I go bankrupt, I'll sell you to the mountains and sell you to an old man. Dong Shanhe didn't forget to fight back while eating, and squeezed her by the way, she was almost thirty years old and not married yet.
"Okay, I've eaten, I'm leaving, I won't delay the happy life of your husband and wife, but you must be careful and don't make too much movement. Wang Xue wiped her mouth after eating and said to Dong Shanhe.
After standing up, Wang Xue turned around again, "I forgot, you are here for the villa, you can do whatever you want, haha!!" Wang Xue laughed twice and pushed the door out.
"What the hell, why did she come, it really affected the happy life of our husband and wife. After Wang Xue left, Dong Shanhe breathed a sigh of relief.
He was really afraid that Wang Xue, Lala, would stay here at night and not leave, "Look at you like this, she won't leave if she doesn't leave." Liu Miao glanced at Dong Shanhe.
"What if she doesn't leave, let's go!" Dong Shanhe walked into the bedroom with his son who was already asleep in one hand and his daughter-in-law in the other.