Just when Jiang Xiaobai was at a loss, Yue Lao beckoned to him and whispered to him.

"Erlang God is a martial idiot, he cultivates martial arts at the mouth of the river on weekdays, and only those things related to martial arts can attract his attention. ”

Martial arts law?

Jiang Xiaobai has this thing, it is the combat techniques and exercises that Jigong gave him, but Erlang God definitely can't look down on it, a heavenly god of war, can he look down on the exercises of your little arhats who can't even beat monkeys?

Ancient Chaos Recipe?

No, no, this is reluctant.

Jiang Xiaobai's eyes glanced over the body of the game boy Tuxingsun.

Yes, since Erlang God is a martial idiot, then his competitiveness must be very strong, Jiang Xiaobai remembers that there is a fairy battle game in his tablet, which is to control various fairy images to fight.

In front of Erlang God, he chose a Monkey King, set a simple mode, and set the computer character opposite as Erlang God.

"Oh, three eyes, eat my grandson. ”

Sun Wukong went over with a stick, and when he was adding a set of QWER face scrolling screen combos, the computer Erlang fell to the ground in embarrassment, "I...... I lost!"

Erlang God's originally closed third eye suddenly opened, and his vertical pupils glared at the tablet in Jiang Xiaobai's hand, and a golden light escaped out, constantly being worn out by the laws of the Immortal Prison.

Jiang Xiaobai was taken aback, this is to attack the prison ward, but fortunately, the new cultivation of the immortal prison has been strengthened.

"Prison warden, what kind of magic weapon do you have in your hand, you dare to say that this god can't beat that monkey!"

Jiang Xiaobai saw that Erlang God was really interested, smiled, and then introduced him.

"Take it, isn't it just controlling a few buttons, and he is the first god of war in the Three Realms, even in the game, this god can only be the first. ”

"This ...... Well, this one. Jiang Xiaobai swiped his fingers and looked at Yue Lao.

Erlang God understood, Jiang Xiaobai was asking him to learn from Yue Lao and bribe him, but he didn't expect that he, a god of war in the Three Realms, would be asked for a bribe by a small immortal prison warden.

If Jiang Xiaobai was a master, he would definitely stare at him with a glance, but Jiang Xiaobai was just a mortal in the foundation building period, and he couldn't afford to grab a mortal's things, so he had to find a sword from the space bag.

As soon as this sword was taken out, Jiang Xiaobai's eyes were greedy, and the silver light was sharp, and it was carried by Erlang God, it was definitely a divine weapon, but unfortunately it was not a three-pointed two-edged knife.

He thought about it, and he didn't want to think about what he would use if the God of War gave him a three-pointed two-edged knife.

"This magic sword, which followed me when I was not a god, will be given to you now. ”

Listen, the god of war can talk a lot, it's not a bribe, it's a gift, you know?

He took the divine soldier with one hand, handed the tablet with the other, and soon Erlang God fell into his own game world, when he found that he could replace the opponent with the Jade Emperor, Rulai, and even Sanqing, and he could also torture and kill them, Yang Jian was even more refreshed.

Jiang Xiaobai studied how to use this sword, and accidentally pasted his finger over, and in an instant, a blood mark appeared on his finger, and the overflowing blood was absorbed by the Demon Slaying Sword, Jiang Xiaobai wonderfully found that he could control this sword.

Accompanying the sword is a set of demon-slaying swordsmanship and swordsmanship.

Wow Ka Ka, I earned it now, the demon swordsmanship is specifically for the demon clan, the sword technique can make him fly with a sword, and finally he doesn't have to drill underneath in the future, and his brother can also step on the long sword, Feng Xuan resists the wind.

Jiang Xiaobai was so happy to show off in the immortal prison, pinched a sword trick, and threw the long sword in his hand.

Shout......

A sword light carried Jiang Xiaobai flying around in the air, I rampaged, I hit straight, I dodged, I dodged, the ghost knife opened, moved... Positioning... Positioning...

Haha, it's just one word, handsome!

"Okay, okay, Brother Xiaobai, don't show your treasure, hurry up and get something delicious, I'm about to starve to death!" Yuan Tiangang urged, and the king of Ma Mian also nodded, complaining that Jiang Xiaobai was becoming less and less diligent, and he was not a qualified prison manager.

"Well, I'm open to criticism, and I'm going to show you the real delicacy today. ”

Jiang Xiaobai took out a string of well-worn beef and mutton, vegetables, and seafood, and then found a whole set of scattered things.

"What is this?" asked Yuan Tiangang.

Jiang Xiaobai smiled at him mysteriously and said: "This is called a barbecue grill, this is fruit charcoal, these seasonings are cumin, chili noodles, oops, anyway, you don't understand, just wait and see, I promise to eat your tongue." ”

borrowed a fire from Yuan Tiangang, burned the charcoal, and started to grill mutton skewers when he loved that Xiaobai.

Five minutes later, the immortals in the immortal prison all looked over, their spells were sealed, and they smelled this strange fragrance again, and their saliva was about to flow out, and they gathered around the barbecue grill one by one.

"It's so fragrant, is it ripe, can you eat it?"

Jiang Xiaobai sprinkled a handful of cumin, smeared it with a special sauce (bought in the supermarket), and first tasted a bunch by himself, well, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, fragrant, one word - delicious!

"Brother Xiaobai, don't patronize and eat by yourself, quickly divide a few skewers for me!" Yuan Tiangang couldn't wait, and stretched out his hand from the prison.

Jiang Xiaobai distributed them one by one, and soon there was a sound of gnawing meat in the prison, and even Erlang God put down the tablet for the time being, stopped abusing and killing the Jade Emperor, and suddenly began to.

"How can you do without meat and wine?"

Jiang Xiaobai sent a bottle of 52-degree Red Star Erguotou again, which made the fragrance even stronger.

Jiang Xiaobai roasted alone and ate six, if it wasn't for the cultivation of spells, he would really be too busy.

"Hiccup, good meat... Good to save ...... Brother Xiaobai, you ...... You're a friend, I've made up my mind......" Jirojin said with a big tongue.

It was the first time to drink such a strong wine, and the god of war whose mana was sealed was also very drunk.

Tuxingsun was already drunk and fell to the ground, with a wine bottle about the same height as him standing next to him.

Yuan Tiangang was chanting a mantra, the horse was dancing, and the king of Yama was scribbling with a book in his hand, and he didn't know if it was a book of life and death, if so, I am afraid he would not be able to get out of this prison in a short time.

After arranging the "prison meal" of several immortal prisoners and cleaning up the mess all over the ground, Jiang Xiaobai withdrew from the immortal prison, returned to the world, lay on the boss's chair, and beckoned to Shen Xin.

"Here, pinch my head. ”

Shen Xin glanced at him with disgust, but still put the two soft wattles on his temples and kneaded them gently, and at the same time felt strange, Jiang Xiaobai didn't come out of the door, where did he get such a big smell of wine?

Jiang Xiaobai pillowed his head back, feeling that the back of his head was stuck between two soft balls, and he didn't move.

Shen Xin pushed twice shyly, but he didn't push it, so he could only let him do it.

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