Chapter 286: The Monkey Pit Man (Fourth Watch Arrives, There Will Be Again in a While!)
After dinner, lying on the sofa and watching TV with Su Rou for a while, Jiang Xiaobai suddenly felt that the immortal prison in the world was glowing, and it was very intense.
"Hey, this is a new immortal criminal? It's been a long time since I've had a newcomer!"
Jiang Xiaobai hurriedly returned to his bedroom, and then his consciousness flashed and appeared in the immortal prison.
As soon as he entered the Immortal Prison, Jiang Xiaobai saw more than one newly sent Immortal Prisoner.
"Jin Ling Tongzi was sentenced to 15 days in prison for helping Lao Jun deliver the elixir to the Jade Emperor at the wrong time. ”
"The Silver Spirit Boy was sentenced to 15 days in prison for helping Lao Jun deliver the elixir to the Jade Emperor at the wrong time. ”
Forehead...... Working for the two immortals with the biggest brands in the heavenly court and daring to steal and play tricks, these two are really skinny.
However, Jin Ling and Yin Ling, these two names are so familiar.
"You won't be the King of the Golden Horn, the King of the Silver Horn, right?" Jiang Xiaobai asked.
"Yes, that's the nickname of our brothers when they were messing around in the mortal world, how about it, mighty and domineering, I think it was really a happy time at the beginning, but it's a pity that we were disturbed by the dead monkey, otherwise we wouldn't have been caught back by Lao Jun!"
Jin Ling Tongzi glared and looked at Jiang Xiaobai: "Are you Jiang Xiaobai, the prison manager of this immortal prison?"
Jiang Xiaobai nodded: "That's right, I am, what's wrong?"
After hearing his admission, Jin Lingtong's face changed, and he smiled and said: "It's nothing, little white prison manager, what~ I just want to ask you to borrow a baby." ”
Jiang Xiaobai smiled and asked, "What baby?"
"Don't pretend, Brother Monkey has told us, what's it called, what's the plank...... That's right, it's a tablet, quickly take out the tablet and let the little brother look at it. Jin Ling Tongzi said with a smile, squeezing his eyebrows at Jiang Xiaobai.
The silver spirit boy also came over: "Yes, yes, yes, we were introduced by Brother Monkey, and we know the rules!"
He took out a gourd from his hand and handed it to Jiang Xiaobai.
"There are 10 pills in there, how about it? Interesting, right? Bring the baby to me. ”
Jiang Xiaobai was overjoyed, took the gourd, poured it out and took a look, it was indeed a myelin-washing pill, the same as the one Tang Bohu gave him at the beginning, there were ten of them.
It is worthy of the boy who sat down with Lao Jun, and his shot is generous.
"Okay, I'll show you. ”
Jiang Xiaobai took out two tablets, opened the small movie and showed it to the two boys.
The golden spirit and silver spirit were instantly intoxicated, and they fell into the world of Tokyou hot and couldn't extricate themselves.
"Hey, wonderful, it's wonderful, such a wonderful baby, but the monkey doesn't know how to appreciate it, since the last time I went down to earth, how many years have I not seen such a wonderful picture, hey!"
Jiang Xiaobai listened to the two brothers talking next to him, full of black lines, it seems that these two people who went down to the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan have also harmed the women of the good family.
At this time, Jiang Xiaobai's communication jade talisman rang, and his divine sense sank into it to take a look, and it turned out to be Monkey King.
After connecting the communication jade talisman, Sun Wukong's voice rang out.
"Brother Xiaobai, the two yin sticks of the golden horn and the silver horn have already arrived at you, right?"
Jiang Xiaobai nodded, and at the same time asked softly, "Why did the Great Sage Master call them two sticks?
Sun Wukong nodded and said: "Yes, it's indeed me, I deliberately told them that you have that kind of thing that people like to see, I know that when he heard what I said, he would definitely find a way to take the initiative to go to prison, I sent the two of them in, just falling into Lao Jun's face, you are welcome, although you try to exploit them, they follow Lao Jun, and their belongings are very rich." ”
"So that's the case, don't worry, the Great Sage has been sentenced to 15 days, I will definitely take good care of them!"
Jiang Xiaobai added an accent to the word "care", of course he knew the grievances between the monkey and Lao Jun.
Hearing Jiang Xiaobai's assurance, Sun Wukong was in a good mood, and then smacked his lips and said, "Hey, in fact, if it weren't for the Immortal Yuan Conference that was about to start, I would also like to go in and see you." ”
"I'm afraid you want to come and eat my instant noodles!" Jiang Xiaobai thought secretly in his heart.
Of course, he couldn't say what he said in his heart, and he was counting on Sun Monkey to patronize him.
Jiang Xiaobai knew that Sun Wukong was a foodie, and said with a smile: "I am waiting for the arrival of the Great Sage at any time, and by the way, I will inform the Great Sage that I have more delicious noodles here than instant noodles, there are more delicious things than that." ”
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up when he heard this: "I have long heard what Yue Lao said, that old thing seems to have gone in again, no, when the Xianyuan meeting is over, I must stay with you for a while and eat well." ”
Jiang Xiaobai sweated profusely, listening to the meaning of this monkey, does it mean to live in a private room for a long time?
"Could it be that the scene of havoc in the Heavenly Palace is about to be repeated?" Jiang Xiaobai thought evilly in his heart.
"Amitabha, don't blame me for this, Jade Emperor, you should take care of it a little more, haha!"
In Yaochi, the palace of the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor was sitting on a couch, enjoying the grapes handed over by the Queen Mother, and suddenly, he sneezed for no reason.
"Ahh
What's the matter, is there another immortal who is speaking ill of me behind my back?
After turning off the communication jade talisman with Sun Wukong, Jiang Xiaobai dialed Zhou Xiaofa's communication jade talisman and asked him to come over.
Within two minutes, Zhou Xiaofa arrived at the door.
"Brother Jiang, this is yesterday's income, you dot it!"
Zhou Xiaofa handed over a handful of magic ore.
Jiang Xiaobai's consciousness swept away, 700 yuan, no more, no less, just right!
"This is your share, and we will settle this account once a week in the future, you remember to make an account book, so as not to cause trouble. Jiang Xiaobai handed back 300 pieces of magic ore to Zhou Xiaofa.
Zhou Xiaofa took it, he knew that Jiang Xiaobai gave too much, but he didn't say anything, and he would follow Brother Jiang to make a fortune in the future: "Hey, okay, don't worry, I will do a good job of the accounts." ”
After handing over the accounts, Jiang Xiaobai handed another 300 boxed lunches to Zhou Xiaofa, and the latter returned to his Three Realms Immortal Prison.
After sending Zhou Xiaofa away, Jiang Xiaobai began to distribute lunch to the immortal criminals.
"Do you have Dongpo meat today?" asked Ao Qin, his favorite dish being Dongpo meat.
"I'm sorry, not today, today we eat hamburgers!" Jiang Xiaobai said.
"Oh, what kind of new food is this, take it out!" said Yue Lao, poking his head out from behind the arcade machine, and couldn't wait.
Jiang Xiaobai took out the still warm Ken base burgers from the space bag and gave them to King Yama, Yue Lao, Erlang God, and Ao Qin.
When everyone ate deliciously, Jin Ling and Yinling really didn't wait for Jiang Xiaobai's burger, and asked, "What about ours?"
Jiang Xiaobai smiled: "The two of you just paid for the baby's money, but this delicious meal has to add additional money drops." ”
"What about them?" asked the Golden Spirit Boy.
Jiang Xiaobai shrugged: "They have been catering for a long time. ”
"Okay, I'll have a meal too!" Jin Ling Boy took out another gourd from the space bag: "This is an immortal rejuvenation pill, you can take it!"
Jiang Xiaobai asked, "Immortal Rejuvenation Pill, what effect does this have?"
PS: The fourth shift is here! Xiao Yi continues to do it, and the fifth watch is you!
(End of chapter)