I saw that this was really Li Yuan, this guy pouted his lips and slept with a big mouth, this is even snoring and humming, it's too special like a pig, if there is a bubble on the nose, then it's proper, this guy can really sleep, I slapped Li Yuan's head with my arm, and found that he didn't wake him up at all, so I slammed him twice.

Li Yuan didn't know what he was muttering in his mouth, and I didn't hear it clearly, maybe he was talking in a dream, and then his head flicked, and he turned to the other end and continued to fall asleep, his mouth kept clicking, and he didn't know what kind of dream this kid was having, I couldn't wake him up when I saw it, so I could only ask someone else to take action.

"That's... Goddess, your name is Zhu Xiaoying, let her call Li Yuan, I think only Zhu Xiaoying can wake him up now, we are both a little choked. ”

"Don't do it, you can call it yourself, my sister is sleeping, I don't dare to greet her, I'm afraid that she will get up and cut me, my small physique can't beat her, Yang Tianshu shook his little head cutely. ”

I glanced at Zhu Xiaoying in front, she was really sleeping, and the posture was exactly the same as Li Yuan, it was worthy of being a couple, but she didn't snore and talk in her dreams, nor did she learn to bark as a pig, she was just sleeping very quietly, but she could vaguely hear the sound of sleeping breathing, which was a small movement!!

Seeing that Zhu Xiaoying slept so soundly, I didn't dare to greet her, if I was given a pair of soothing, it would be over, I could only make a bad move, I twisted it vigorously according to Li Yuan's thighs, Li Yuan sat up instantly, looked around, and then snorted, this Li Yuan is different from others;

When others are pinched, they first scream loudly, and then sit up, Li Yuan can't do it, just sit up first, then look around, and then scream, which is just the opposite of others, this may be the legendary slow response, different from normal people, more alternative.

Li Yuan rubbed the lining of his thigh, opened his mouth and yawned at me with a bewildered expression, and I clearly saw a three-centimeter vegetable leaf stuck between Li Yuan's teeth. ”

"Oh my god...."

"I grass..."

Yang Tianshu and I said it almost at the same time, and then covered our noses.

It's not what are you two doing, what are you doing covering your nose, I asked you two what you are pinching me for, why do you still make this action, Li Yuan said while squirming in his mouth, and then chewed it and made a swallowing motion, when he opened his mouth again, I couldn't see the vegetable leaf anymore, it was probably eaten by him.

"Li Yuan, what kind of taste do you have in your mouth, this is too stinky, even the that has been treasured for more than ten years is not as strong as the taste in your mouth, and I almost didn't smoke it for me this time, fortunately, I covered my nose in time, otherwise I might have smoked a heel. ”

"You can pull it down, how can it be as serious as you said, it's a little too scary, Li Yuan yawned with tears in his eyes after speaking, I took advantage of his yawning when he yawned, I dragged his hand and slammed it on Li Yuan's mouth, between which Li Yuan's eyes became a little hideous, and his face turned pig liver color. ”

After a yawn, Li Yuan put his hand down and made a vomiting motion.

"What's the matter, I believe I have a taste in my mouth this time, right?"

Well, don't say it, it's a smell, a sour smell, the old ones smell bad, no, I'm a little thirsty and can't stand it, Li Yuan picked up the drink on the table and poured it, and after two or three sips, he didn't have a bottle, this is not the end, after drinking it, he picked up another bottle, and the oil was dry, so he patted his stomach with satisfaction.

"I'm grass, you really have a few voices, I can dry you two bottles of drinks in one breath, are you feeding water to the old cow, this is too drinkable, it's really raw." ”

Don't you understand, our old men drink water like this, and you want to drink the momentum of a good man in Liangshan, it's not something you can understand, Li Yuan waved his hand and said.

"the calf, and the taste of Liangshan's heroes, I can't understand yet, what's wrong with me, what am I missing, I'm not blowing with you, just my physique, and I still bite my appearance and IQ, and I am also Wu Song's kind of role in the Water Margin, what do you know, is it a goddess? I asked with a smile at Yang Tianshu. ”

"No....I didn't see that you looked like Wu Song, Yang Tianshu shook his head. ”

"Zhang Feng, you are really not enough to be embarrassed, and you are ashamed to say that you are Wu Song? Where are you like? If you say that I am like Wu Song, I am quite similar in physique and complexion, you, at most, it is a time move, and it is an overestimate of you to say that time moves, after all, you are also a big hero, but I think you are more like Liu Neng. ”

"I'll go to your grandma's, you're like Liu Neng, I think you're still like Zhao Si, you calf is angry with me, I looked at Li Yuan and screamed. ”

"Hmph....who knows in his heart, if you don't accept it, I will wait for you at any time, Li Yuan hugged his shoulders and looked at me with disdain and said. ”

"Ha....count you win, the master is in a better mood today, I don't want to fight, wait another day, see how I clean you up, let you try the power of my Seven Wounds Fist, I glanced at Li Yuan viciously. ”

"Okay, I'll be waiting for you at any time, I've recently had a golden bell hood iron cloth shirt, the two of us can compete at any time to see who is better in martial arts. ”

Yang Tianshu watched the conversation between the two of us, covered his mouth and laughed. ”

I glanced at the second dog, and found that this kid had already woken up, and was holding a mobile phone and chatting with a little girl at the front table in that eyebrow.

In fact, I still admire the second dog, I admire his mouth, so special can poop, he has been like this since he was a child, he can make the whole class of little girls happy, I don't know how many little girls' first kisses have been gotten by him, not the two of them got it, but by the two dogs to live routines.

I see that the second dog is now staring at the little girl in front of him, the eyes are narrow, and he keeps licking the lips of the coaxing, I feel that this kid really didn't hold back any good fart, sure enough, I guessed right, the second dog actually picked up the little girl's little hand and put it directly to his mouth, and it was a "bar" mouthful.

I was directly stunned when I saw it.,This is still in the class.,Can you pay attention to the influence?,This little girl is too.,Can't you be a little reserved.,Be a chaste martyr.,How can a very beautiful little girl be like this?,The second dog will do it for you with a few words of rhetoric.。

I have some pain in my heart at this time, for nothing else, but to feel sorry, this little girl is also one of the best in our class, and the appearance is not said, listening to the white tender little hand was so ruined by the two dogs, it is really a tyrannical thing, and the good cabbage has made the pig arch.

And Ergouzi also has a characteristic, that is, the sobering is very fast, no matter how much wine you drink, as long as you let him lie down for more than an hour, without poking him, then he will definitely sober up, not uncomfortable, and not vomiting, which makes me very admirable, and I don't know what is in this kid's body.

"Li Yuan, look at the dead appearance of the second dog, what a, when you see the little girl, you can't walk, we have another beautiful beauty is about to fall, hey, I pointed to the second dog and said. ”

"But isn't it, she's blind, what does that woman think, how can she look at the second dog, she looks so ugly. ”

"Do you also think that the second dog is ugly?

"Zhang Feng, if you say anything else, I may still have a few words with you, but if you say that the second dog and your appearance are this problem, then I definitely won't have anything to do with you, he is not as handsome as you, absolutely not, even this temperament on your body is not comparable to him, it is not a grade at all, Li Yuan said seriously. ”

"Hmm... There's absolutely nothing wrong with what you're saying.,I think so too.,Since I was a child, I felt that the two dogs were not as good as me.,It seems that today I finally met a person who understands.。 ”

"Giggles... You two are really shameless, and you don't look at what you look like, what do you compare with the second dog, and I feel that the second dog is quite virtuous, it's only been a few days, and you can take down a little girl, it's really amazing, Yang Tianshu said in a voice like a silver bell. ”

"Oh mom, that melon seed hurts, buzzing, it looks like this little girl is going to fall, I rubbed my temples. ”

Yang Tianshu, what's wrong with your sister, why are you still sleeping, you greet him, there are less than twenty minutes before school is left, Li Yuan pointed to Zhu Xiaoying and asked.

"Oh, I just remembered, Zhang Qi came when you were lying on your stomach at noon, Yang Tianshu patted his little head and said suddenly. ”

"Zhang Qi, what is he doing here? I asked a little confused. ”

Zhang Qi and Zhu Chen made an appointment at a fixed point. ”

"I did tell Zhang Qi today, I'm going to Zhu Chen in the past two days, why is he so anxious, he made an appointment with the fixed point directly, besides, this matter is mine, I should have an appointment with Zhu Chen, why did Zhang Qi make an appointment?"

Yang Tianshu told me about the matter carefully, and I realized that this was the case, but I didn't expect this Zhu Chen to hold a few baskets, and he had to tell the teacher while we were too drunk?

"Zhang Feng, I still have something to tell you, that ............"