Chapter 551: Scared Silly

Cang Hai walked over very unceremoniously, stretched out his foot and kicked away the weapons thrown by the two first, and then raised his foot and kicked at the two of them.

"I asked you to ask for money, I asked you to ask for money, I don't know if Lao Tzu is in a hurry......

The two black brothers didn't dare to move when they were kicked, but fortunately, Canghai didn't plan to kick them to death, like these unstable elements in American society, Canghai still likes them, of course, they have to grow up in other countries, and the scourge is in other countries, he doesn't like these garbage to go to China, apply for domestic universities, and then some universities have to kneel to send girls with a flattering conscience.

After kicking the two of them, Canghai turned around and left, because he still had to go to the city to play happily with the police, so as to spend this long night today, where would he have time to entangle with these two little scoundrels.

"Hey, Bruce Lee, is there anything you want us to help with?"

Canghai didn't take a few steps here, and the voice of one of the black buddies came from behind him. Turning his head over, Canghai found that this guy was now gesturing kung fu moves at himself.

Bruce-Lee is Bruce Lee, the two major kung fu stars in China in Lao Mei's heart, except for Bruce Lee, is Jackie Chan, as for the rest of the people, they are all mixed in the Chinese circle, and their influence is not as great as these two.

When the two black men saw Canghai's kicking movements like some flowing water, they naturally thought that Canghai was good at kung fu.

In fact, Lao Mei has a deep stereotype about China, just like these two black buddies, they think that all Chinese know martial arts, and almost everyone has the skills of Bruce Lee.

Seeing Cang Hai like this, the two black guys who usually like kung fu felt that they had met a kung fu master, and were ready to come over and grind with Cang Hai with a shy skin to see if they could learn both hands of kung fu, so that they could resist when robbing Chinese who knew Chinese kung fu in the future.

Even if you don't rob the Chinese, you can calm people down when you rob other blacks.

I have to say that these two black buddies are really thick-skinned, and the front foot was kicked by Canghai, and the back foot forgot about it and wanted to learn kung fu from Canghai.

However, it is also understandable that if you want to survive on the street and can still live, which one of you really takes face as a thing, kneels when you encounter a ruthless one, beats the most cowardly, and bullies the soft and fears the hard, which is the only rule of street survival.

Being able to learn kung fu and face are put together, these two obviously chose kung fu.

Canghai didn't want to deal with these two strange things at all, so he replied directly: "Get out of here!"

The two stupid black boys, who didn't know if it was a head cramp or how it dripped out, as if they didn't understand, hung so far behind Canghai.

After walking for almost three hundred meters, Canghai couldn't stand it a little, turned his head to the two and asked, "Is my words useless?"

"No, no!"

When the two of them heard this, they immediately waved their hands and said, "We just want to learn kung fu from you!"

While talking about the two of them, they continued to pose in a kung fu posture, you know that the black man is talking, and he is talking while gesturing, although the sky is a little dark, Canghai can't see the faces of the two people clearly, but the movements of the two are still clear, looking at the two black boys who look like a big horse monkey, Canghai suddenly felt very speechless.

"Follow me again, and I'll kill you!"

Viciously throwing down a sentence, Canghai turned his head and continued to walk outside.

After walking for about twenty minutes, the more I walked through the sea, the more I felt that something was wrong, as if I was lost, so I began to complain in my heart: This special old beauty is really nonsense!

If you put it in China, there are generally no big forests or large wetlands on the edge of the city, even if you have it, you can generally walk for a while and you will find the road, here for so long, Canghai not only did not find the road, but also found how to walk the more dense the trees, the more you walk, the softer the feet.

"Oh, Shet, Shet, Meat! Don't move, don't move!"

"Don't move, don't move, oh, we're going to collect the body of the kung fu killer!"

Just when Canghai wanted to find out the direction of the forest, two strange screams suddenly came from behind him.

When Canghai saw that these two were still following him, he was suddenly overjoyed, but when he heard the tone of the two people's words, Canghai felt that he had to ask the two.

"What did you say?"

The two black young men danced and shouted at the sea.

As soon as Canghai turned around, his heart suddenly cooled, because now on top of his head, less than two meters away from him, a big snake was spitting out letters at him.

As soon as he saw the big snake, Canghai finally realized the so-called human body protection mechanism mentioned in programs like Approaching Science before, that is, in the case of acute danger, people will lose control of their bodies.

To put it clearly, if you encounter a scene that you are particularly afraid of, your body will stiffen and lose control of your body, but your eyes can move, and your brain is also active, but you can't control your body and can't move.

This is the case with Canghai now, his mind is thinking about burrowing into space, but his limbs don't obey at all.

How did Lao Tzu forget about this, Florida is a paradise for two giant pythons in the wild, African rock pythons and Burmese pythons live and breed here, and a group of old beauties are chasing and intercepting them, for fear that the two giant pythons will meet together and breed a terrible super python.

Now the snake on the top of Canghai's head is very big, so big that Canghai directly gave birth to a protection mechanism, this snake's head is like a small basket, with Canghai's estimation, you don't need to open your mouth to the maximum, and the exposed part of your body is like a small bucket, if it is a small snake, it can be considered cute, but such a big snake is really scary, especially when it is so close to you.

The two black boys who were far away from the sea were still calling Xie Te, Vark and the like, probably neither of them had ever seen such a big python, and now this python seemed to be preparing to eat the default kung fu teacher in their hearts.

Just when the two black boys were yelling, the giant python wrapped around the tree was slowly leaning towards the sea, and the huge confidence kept testing the air around the sea, and the huge snake body slowly fell from the tree pole.

Canghai's eyes kept staring at the snake, and he silently complained in his heart.

"Oh, it's going to entangle him, it's going to entangle him, oh!

The two black boys are still jumping on their feet, at this time the two stupid boys also forgot that they have weapons in their hands, the dagger is not of great use, counting on a dagger to fight such a big python, it is estimated that some people can do it, but there are no two cowardly black boys.

The giant python fell to the ground, its huge body wrapped around it, it didn't wrap up Canghai's body like two black boys yelling, and then treated Canghai as a snack, but coiled up in front of Canghai and lowered its head.

Although Da Xinzi and the huge snake head are still shocking to Canghai, Canghai also thought of one thing, that is, he is the master of the space, except for the love of Meng Meng and his daughter-in-law who are stupid and fat at home and don't take themselves seriously, how can other animals dare to blow up thorns in front of them, and teach them to be human beings in minutes!

Although he was frightened by the giant python, as soon as he thought of this, Canghai suddenly found that his whole body was suddenly able to move, and as soon as his whole brain relaxed, Canghai suddenly felt that the control of his whole body was in his hands again.

As soon as he thought of space, Canghai's fear of the giant python was removed by more than half at once, of course, it was impossible to remove it completely, and it was impossible for anyone to come, unless it was dealing with such a snake all year round.

Canghai had just woken up from the shock, and he stretched out his hand and patted the python's head, and at this moment, the python seemed to cater to the kindness released by Canghai, and rubbed Canghai with its huge head.

From the perspective of the two black boys, it doesn't look like this at all, they think that the python is going to eat the sea.

"Oh, oh, it's cruel! It's bloody!"

Hearing the two of them screaming, Canghai finally became angry and yelled, "Shut up for me!"

Hearing Cang Hai still speak, the two black boys instantly quieted down, and then looked at Cang Hai and the huge python with an incredible gaze.

At this time, in the dark night, Canghai and the big snake formed a strange totem painting, Canghai and the giant python stood in front of the thin and slender body, the whole body was straight like a pine and cypress, behind Canghai, the giant python was hideous and terrifying, the huge head was standing two feet above the head of Canghai, the huge body had been scattered, and it was placed in an S shape behind Canghai, and the scarlet letter couldn't stop swallowing in the direction of the two black boys.

When the two black boys saw this situation, they were directly stupid, they didn't know how to recognize the scene they saw, in their impressions, something unimaginable happened, a giant python that could easily swallow an adult actually cowardly in front of a Chinese Yankee.

As people who have been living here, they are no strangers to pythons, such a big python is the first time they have seen it, according to their estimates, the body of this python is at least ten meters up, such a python gives people a shock that is irreparable, what surprised them is that now this python is behind the Chinese in front of him, like a pet, posing a kind of dog legs that snakes can't pose.

If the two black boys still wanted to learn kung fu before, now the two of them are sent to Canghai to kneel down and call Dad, surrender this python that lives like this, if they learn this craft, who will go to the street to grab a little money, the entire North American tour can sell a lifetime of food and clothing just by selling tickets.

The giant python realized the anger in Canghai's heart, so he automatically swam slowly towards the two black boys, ready to take the two goods to cushion his stomach. And at this moment, these two boys now have countless thoughts of getting rich in their minds, and they feel that they have met a man of God today.

They don't believe too much that such a python is kept at home, if there is such a python as a pet in the current society has long been famous, since I haven't heard of it, then it's a wild python, a free-range python or something, then it's nonsense, the two black boys are stupid, and second, but the intelligence is not defective, so naturally they don't think so.

"Cuihua, come back!"

As soon as Canghai saw the python's movements, he immediately said to the python.

Although Canghai doesn't treat Americans very well, he still can't easily take a person's life, although he holds the big killer weapon of space, but Canghai still can't do that kind of arrogant thing.

The so-called sky is crazy and rainy, people are crazy and woe, no matter how awesome people are, they have to pay attention not to make more enemies for themselves.

This giant python is a little too windy, after removing the fear, Canghai is a little reluctant to it, because it is too windy, think about this if you release it when you are in danger, let alone a person, even a lion has to pee your pants!

Thinking of this, Canghai decided to dress himself up as a god, silently recited the incantation, and directly opened the space.

Space seems to have a great attraction to animals, and as soon as space appears, the python immediately sticks its head out and burrows into it.

The two black boys were stunned again, and after coming back to their senses for a long time, they still turned their heads and began to look for the traces of the giant python.

"Lead the way! Let's get out of here!"

When Canghai's voice sounded again, the two black young men shivered in unison.

"You...... You...... You're a wizard!"

A black boy pointed at the sea and said fearfully.

Canghai walked over and kicked it, and said viciously: "Sister Wu, lead the way ahead, if you don't obey, immediately let the python eat your two turtle grandchildren!"