378. Milkman
In the morning, Chen Song returned to the restaurant after dancing with Brother Bai and saw that there was really a small bucket of milk on the ground.
Goble sat on the bench at a forty-five degree angle and looked at the sky, Chen Song slapped him and said, "What are you pretending to be deep?"
He slapped Goble, who shuddered twice and turned back and asked, "What are you doing?"
Seeing that his nose was red downward, Chen Song also trembled twice: "God, what's the matter with you?"
Goble said, "What's going on? I'm looking up to stop the nosebleed." ”
Chen Song said: "Okay, I know, but why do you have a nosebleed?"
Rhine, who came out with his hands wiped his hands, grinned and said: "Of course, I have been single for a long time, and I can't help but get nosebleeds after touching the grandmother." ”
Goble said angrily: "Get out, I was kicked by a cow!"
"Kicked in the face, why don't you go to the hospital for a check-up?"
The bighorn ox had an amazing leg strength, and he was afraid of leaving a sequelae for Goble.
Goble said nonchalantly: "I'm not afraid, don't look at it kicking me, I tell you boss, I don't accept it, it is completely taking advantage of my inattention to give this kick......"
", what does it matter if you accept it or not? The point is to see if there is a problem!"
"No problem!" Goble said loudly, but he spoke so loudly that it shook his nose, and his nose began to bleed again, so that he could only continue to look up at the sky for forty-five years.
Chen Song shook his head, this kid is really stubborn.
But there is always a reward for paying, the taste of fresh milk after cooking is really good, the big guy has a big bowl for each person, and all he drinks is smiling.
Brother Bai was interested in milk, but unfortunately it was not mixed, so he could only lick it there with a bucket in the end.
Chen Song wanted to make some cheese to eat, and he hadn't milked it himself, so he was a little curious about this work and wanted to experience it himself, so he went to milk it himself one day.
Seeing him go to the ranch, Brother Bai followed this time.
The day before yesterday, it ran away from the pasture, but Chen Song's ears were twisted, and today it wants to make meritorious contributions.
Chen Song was afraid that it would scare the cow, so when he got nearby, he asked it to sit down, and he went with Rhine to find the cow.
Rhein taught him the tricks of milking, which was a simple job, but the difficulty was to calm the cow.
Chen Song felt that with his relationship with the cow, such a hard relationship, it was not easy for him to take a milk?
It turned out that it was not easy, and the cow did not let him come close.
Rhine rolled up his sleeves and smiled proudly: "I still have to make a move from the master." ”
The master is not easy to make, and the cow does not let anyone come close.
Rhine frowned, "It shouldn't be. ”
He looked down at the cow's grandmother, and then he was stunned: "Fafa Fak! Why is it so popular?
Chen Song suddenly said: "No wonder it doesn't let us get started." ”
Rhine had another trick, he went to cut a melon seed plate to fool the cow, the cow was stupidly bought, and then Rhine put down the bucket and squeezed it gently.
The cow did not refuse.
The snow-white milk flowed into the bucket, and Brother Bai, who was sitting on the ground in the distance, was bored and blowing the wind, and his eyes widened suddenly.
Watching Rhine milk, it first stood up and stared for a while, then sniffled, and then continued to stare at it, that concentration was like the scum in the examination room who caught the exam papers of the top students.
Chen Song noticed it and immediately stared at it, he was afraid that Brother Bai would come and grab it after discovering the source of the milk.
Fortunately, Brother Bai just watched and didn't move.
Rhine gave up his position after squeezing out the milk, and Chen Song asked him to stare at Brother Bai, and he squeezed it gently.
Gently twisting and slowly wiping and picking, at first for "Ni Dress" and then "Six". The strength is noisy like a torrential rain, and the strength is small and cut like a whisper. Noisy and slashed, big beads and small beads fell into the bucket.
After squeezing the small half bucket of milk, Chen Song stopped, he had to leave the calf with the share it needed to thrive.
Carrying the bucket, they talked and laughed and left, Brother Bai followed behind slowly, and by chance Chen Song turned around and saw that Brother Bai was gone.
Suddenly, he had a bad feeling in his heart: "What about Brother Bai?"
Rhine replied nonchalantly: "Who knows? leave it alone, it will take care of itself, and besides, does it have natural predators in Iceland? You have to let it grow on its own and let it ......."
Seeing that he was about to talk endlessly, Chen Song couldn't bear to interrupt him: "What stupid thing are you talking about? Am I worried about it? I'm worried about the cow!"
He hurriedly returned to the pasture to take a look, and as he expected, Brother Bai had his eyes on the cow.
This will be Brother Bai squatting under the cow's belly, holding the cow's belly with his paws and cooing and drinking happily, it is sensible, while drinking gently caressing the cow's belly, by the way to tickle it, smooth the hair.
The cow stood there aggrieved and didn't dare to move, and when she saw Chen Song coming, she didn't dare to make a sound.
Brother Bai was drinking milk happily, and then his round ears were grabbed.
It was a terrible thing to interrupt Brother Bai to eat, Brother Bai showed his hideous side, it raised its eyebrows and raised its eyes, and there was a snoring and muffled roar in its throat, and when it turned its head to see Chen Song's face clearly, its facial features immediately shrank together.
Weak, pitiful and helpless.
Chen Song dragged it away by the ear, and the cow hurriedly took the calf to drill into the herd: I'm scared, I'm afraid, can't I hide if I can't provoke it?
Brother Bai didn't want to leave, he squatted on the ground with his face and didn't move, and Chen Song didn't dare to pull its ears hard, so he had to drag its paws.
But the polar bear has a lot of strength, and it is difficult to get a plate on the ground.
Chen Song took a deep breath, happily carried Brother Bai to his shoulder, and carried it away like Ah San carrying a bucket......
Brother Bai struggled on his shoulder: If you don't go, you won't go, you won't go.
Chen Song carried it to death, and it was useless for Brother Bai to struggle.
Rhine was stunned for a moment, my mother, are you still a person?!
Looking at Chen Song's not burly back, he couldn't help but say: "Boss, you are really born in the wrong era, if you are placed in the pirate period, if you are willing to be a pirate, then with your skills, you must be an invincible legendary pirate across the sea! If you are willing to serve the royal family, then you must be an admiral!"
Chen Song said disdainfully: "What are you kidding?"
Rhine anxiously explained: "You have to have confidence in yourself, I am not flattering you......"
"Of course I know that you are not flattering me, you are looking down on me!" Chen Song said unhappily, "If I had been born in that era, what would I have been a pirate king or a naval general? I would have led my troops to unify Europe and establish a new dynasty!"
Rhine was stunned and said: "I do have this opportunity, so what position will you give me if you establish a new dynasty?"
Chen Song said very generously: "What position do you want? ”
Rhine smiled: "Of course this is good, but I would prefer to go to the town to guard a place, you let me go to England to be the Grand Duke, right? ”
"What are you talking about?" asked Goble.
Rhine said the topic, and Goble said dissatisfiedly: "I'm going to England to be the Grand Duke, you can't, look at your small body, can you handle the British?"
"Why can't I?"
"You're going to be grassed, you can't. ”
In this way, around the position of the Archduke of England, the two engaged in a verbal quarrel that eventually turned into a fist and foot dispute......
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