Gaiden 12: Learning from the Scriptures (2)
As for the fight, the little fox hooked a big catfish out of his tail: "Give him alive first, and he will be on him at night." "Catfish said it's very innocent, is it so easy for people to be parents?
After a big meal, a few people rested next to the eagle sorrowful stream, Zhang Xiaoxi directly took Brother Monkey as a pillow, and when everyone set off, she drilled directly into Brother Monkey's arms and continued to sleep with her. The little fox didn't go anywhere, and went straight into Liu's arms.
Xiaoxi knows that there is a Guanyin Zen Temple in front of her, but she doesn't know, what is happening to this Guanyin now, this time it should be changed to Sister Guanyin, right?
When they arrived at the place, everyone was shocked, and said that what about the Zen Temple? What the hell is that around the broken bricks? Thinking about it, I asked Liu'er to go to the Black Wind Mountain next to it, see if the black bear spirit was there, and bring it up and ask.
Liu'er is also not afraid, shocked to find the black bear spirit, but here, the black bear spirit's cave is tower, and after a while, Liu'er pinched a snake and appeared in front of everyone, Xiaoxi pondered, it seems to be a friend of the black bear spirit.
She told Liu'er to put down the snake spirit before asking, "What's the situation?"
Liu'er said: "The black bear hole has collapsed, and according to the analysis of the situation, the possibility of a third-party force doing it is relatively high, so I will catch this half-dead guy." ”
Xiaoxi took a look, this thing didn't seem to be a big deal, and said directly: "Pretend to be dead again, dinner will be yours." The black snake, which was still pretending to be dead, suddenly jumped up on the spot and came back to life with full blood.
When he opened his mouth, he said: "This is the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other." ”
Xiaoxi pouted and said, "Wipe your saliva first, what happened to this?"
The snake demon pondered and said, "I don't know specifically, a very beautiful woman captured Lao Hei." Said to be a mountain keeper. The Zen temple over there was demolished by a woman's pursuer. ”
Xiao Xi sketched a Guanyin's face in the air and asked, "This goods robbed the black bear?"
The snake demon took a closer look and shook his head: "Shen Yun is very similar, but it's not this, it's a woman." ”
Xiao Xi asked, "Is she going to Luojia Mountain?" The snake demon was at a loss, he hadn't been there! Brother Monkey and Liu'er didn't need to be instructed, the two of them went out directly with a somersault cloud, and came over for a while before they came back, one carrying a woman in one hand and a bear in the other.
Xiao Xi directly took the monkey carrying the woman behind him, and went directly up to find the monkey holding the bear, and Brother Monkey was shocked: "Xiao Hei." ”
Biting the monkey to death, everyone found that the monkey in front of them had turned into some unknown substance, Xiao Xi babbled for a long time, and then said dissatisfiedly: "Xiao Liu should have been caught." ”
Brother Monkey decisively poked the golden hoop stick and said, "Let's go." ”
Xiao Xi rolled his eyes and said, "Don't worry, eat this woman first, don't hide the mosquitoes, open the meal, and make a quick speed." Fox, let's bite the corpse of Li Shimin twice, since they don't pay attention to it, let's not be polite, Jin Cicada, Guanyin are gone, I see how to play this Journey to the West, anyway, Liu'er is also a person who learns from the scriptures, don't think about it, at most it is the same as Duobao, I don't know who I am. ”
Seeing that the little fox was about to bite, Liu'er appeared directly in front of everyone, looking at everyone's eyes, he asked suspiciously: "What's wrong? I seem to have lost my way just now." ”
Xiao Xi and the white fox glanced at each other, although this was fine, but it also felt that something was wrong, especially when he intentionally or unintentionally avoided the gaze of the two of them, and he looked at it like he had done something wrong.
Xiao Xi asked directly: "If they fooled you, did you agree?" Liu'er jumped up directly, and then pretended to be angry, but heard Xiao Xi say: "Save it, the angry expression is full of several breaths." It's not going to be for you to be Brother Monkey, you should fight to defeat the Buddha, right?"
Liu'er interjected: "No, if you promise me, as long as you arrive safely all the way, you will also give me the fruit position of a war Buddha." There was indeed a fight with Brother Monkey in the middle, but I didn't agree. ”
Xiao Xi thought about it and asked, "What are you going to eat?"
Liu'er scratched his head and said, "He ate a peach, but the peach tastes a little weird, anyway, what's wrong with me?"
Xiao Xi thought about it and replied: "There shouldn't be a problem, after all, you are still useful, it is your own weak heart that shows your tail." Six ears were speechless.
In the end, Xiao Xi still vented the same thing, Guanyin chewed it, as for the golden cicada who helped, this body is not easy to move! On the way, Huanglong Zhenren came around and was dragged down by Xiaoxi who was in a bad mood, beaten up, and left 20 catties of dragon meat before letting this guy go.
Looking at the black snake and white fox who were happily roasting dragon meat, the Jinghe Dragon King and the little white dragon Khan all came down. Sure enough, the two of them were in a bad mood, which was a very, very terrible thing. This kind of live meat cutting, barbecue, they want to cry!
A group of people came to Gao Laozhuang, to their surprise, this one has an identical Zhu Bajie, the key is that this new pig demon actually has a trace of Buddhism.
Xiaoxi laughed: "I'll go, no matter how a pig can become a Buddha." ”
The pig also said solemnly: "Hmph, the old pig is Tantra." ”
Xiaoxi pursed his lips and said, "Kill and dry." Turning his head and glancing at his mouth, he looked at Zhu Bajie and said: "It's all pigs, you look at other people's lives, when you are a demon, you have such a personality." ”
Zhu Bajie, who didn't move much along the way, was also angry, and it was rare to take the initiative to join the camp of group fighting, and soon, this pig became a pork chop, but everyone disliked it, and no one wanted to taste it.
As for this Gao Cuilian, she was not so lucky, she was pulled over to be a concubine, and she died a long time ago. In fact, this kind of tantric spell is not practiced in broad daylight, and it can only be said that the left way of the side door is the left way of the side door.
Along the way, the monk and the Taoist priest definitely came to greet him, and this time, under the propaganda of those idle Taoist priests, the monk directly equated with the flower thief. After that, the Taoist sects began to promote the Taoism, and Xiaoxi asked them to add a sentence in a timely manner, those who are monks are neither male nor female, and they cannot reproduce.
Actually, this is true or false, the monks born in the Buddhist hometown, after special training, there is indeed no gender classification, but the disciples who come up from cultivation should be male or male, should be female, that is, female.
The sermon here was completed, a group of people continued on the road, on the way, a wave of heavenly soldiers came to make trouble, Brother Monkey directly took Zhu Bajie as a bowling ball, and directly threw it to fight the heavenly generals, those heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals were originally fooling things, naturally they just pretended to be dead when they were beaten, and they were confused, and they were confused.
A group of people came to Futu Mountain, this about Wuchao Zen Master, the legend is that the descendants of Jin Wu, learned Buddhism. A group of people didn't wait for him to speak, and they were beaten violently, and even Xiaoxi had already lit a fire and was ready to roast Jin Wu to eat. At this moment, Xiao Xi suddenly felt a tightness in his heart.