Chapter 1398 The Spirit King is too shameless!

The Fengyun Sword in Brahma's hand flashed rapidly, the wind and waves surged, Fengyun's hair and nails flew into the air, and his fingers were a little blood-red coffin lid, the coffin lid was lifted, and the hair and nails fell into the coffin, and the coffin lid fell.

Ye Qian and Luo Ying, who escorted the coffin over, really didn't know what was going on, and looked at Brahma with a puzzled expression.

"The parents of the body and skin, Fengyun is dead! Buried in Luofeng Mountain, set up an epitaph, I am dead but still alive, repenting of the past! The person who burns paper in front of the tomb of Qingming, Fengyun's own father is also!" Brahma frowned, rolled his eyes, glanced at Ye Qian and Luo Yingzhen, and said thoughtfully: "Just set up a monument according to what I said!"

"Obey!" Ye Qian and Luo Yingzhen clenched their fists with both hands and made a loud voice,

Seeing Fengyun's pale face, Brahma kept trembling, his teeth "clicked" crisply, like shivering from the cold, Brahma's blood-red coffin, with a solemn face, raised his voice, and shouted: "The sky is round, the nine chapters of the law, the gossip on the head, the feet are burly, the green dragon sword is raised in both hands, the golden knife is hidden in one fell swoop, the door god guards are flashing on both sides, and the evil ghosts are quickly sent to the other side, I am sent to mourn by Tianzun, and today the spirit is auspicious, the golden boy and jade girl are sent to the west, and the heavenly master decree is specially to kill the disaster!" I am in a hurry with Emperor Brahma! The storm is mourning, the gods and ghosts are avoided!

Eight disciples in black suits, wearing white gloves and big sunglasses, carrying wooden poles, the scarlet coffins flickered up, walking towards the distance with neat steps, and several disciples were throwing paper money into the air!

Tong Shao waved his arms and shouted, "Play music!"

Beating gongs and drumming trumpets, full of frustration, listening to the mourning music feel depressed, out of the car out of the four old ladies and daughters-in-law wearing linen and filial piety, and the old man led a child, this is Tong Shao hired by the profession to cry, followed by the coffin, pulling his neck and crying: "Fengyun, my husband, you are blind all day long, your asshole cupping is tight! I knew that you would have this day, you lost your conscience, leaving our wives and children who will take care of them, burning the first seven I also flashed silver, I will not give you a widow."

Fengyun's body twitched violently, his face was red, his ears were red, his chest flickered, and a mouthful of "wow" blood spit out, which frightened Brahma to the side!

Brahma frowned slightly, and said in his heart that this wind and cloud are quite strong! He shook his head and exclaimed: "The blood is quite sufficient, I vomited almost a basin, and I can fill the blood sausage! It is worthy of the young master who came out of a big family, and his mouth is full of oil and the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and his qi and blood are sufficient! Not to mention a poor sour like me, I will faint after spitting out two mouthfuls!"

"You're a psychopath, you're crazy, you're a demon" Feng Yunqiang raised his breath and shouted, his throat "rattled" twice, rolled his eyes, fell to the ground straight back, kicked his legs, and passed out.

"Brother Fengyun, what's wrong with you? Who made you angry like this?" Brahma went up and slapped him twice, seeing that he really fainted, he looked at the fully closed divine armor on Fengyun's body, this should be a good thing, he squatted down and disassembled the divine armor, he was in a good mood, and muttered and shouted: "Broken for money, scrap copper and scrap iron for money, canned beer ** for money, pig iron, wrought iron, broken pot iron for money"

Saint King Angel sat on the Ferrari driver, frowned slightly, looked sideways at Gaia, the Wind King sitting in the co-pilot, and asked, "Is this Brahma really mentally ill? What is he babbling and muttering alone? Why can't I understand a word?"

"What he is chanting is to collect the tattered shouts, the biggest difference between him and the kings is that he has experienced all kinds of situations in the world, and he has tried everything!" "Wind King Gaiya smiled bitterly, looked at the Holy King's eyes lit up, and said with a smile: "I don't know if Brahma is mentally ill, I only know that you can only marry him in this life."

"Why?" the Holy King asked, looking at the Wind King Gaia with a cold gaze.

"No, why!" Wind King Gai Yawan smiled, and then looked at the Holy King with a serious expression, and said solemnly: "Just relying on Fengyun is the best example! Which man do you think dares to approach you? The kings of the Ten Thousand Daos are almost all headed by Brahma, and he has now become Brother Tian! The Supreme is not used to anything, he says that you are his fiancée wherever he goes, whether it is joking or serious, everyone else recognizes that you are his fiancée, and rushes at this point, who do you think would dare to beat you?"

The Holy King frowned slightly, his beautiful eyes flashed with a complicated look, Gaia was right, Brahma did everything by pretending to be crazy and stupid, sometimes he achieved his goal by talking nonsense, and he felt very innocent at the most hateful level, even if it backfired, he also picked himself cleanly, so that you couldn't find fault.

"Don't say you're not attracted to him, Saint King, don't forget that I'm also a woman, and a woman's intuition tells me that you've planted a love seed for him, but it hasn't sprouted yet!" the Wind King winked at the Saint King and smiled.

Saint King Angel's head flashed, he remembered that Brahma had deliberately taken the Fengyun Sword before, it turned out to be to learn his sword skills, wind attribute combat skills, only the Wind King is the most suitable for cultivation, she frowned slightly, looked sideways at the Wind King, and said: "If I guess correctly, Brahma will teach you the learned combat skills, if you want to take the initiative, he will give you the Fengyun Divine Sword!"

The Wind King had a black line, she had already understood this step, but she was broken by Angel, her face was a little embarrassed, she hurriedly waved her hand, covered up her embarrassment with laughter, and said with a weak smile: "No, no, Holy King, you guessed wrong, I don't have too deep intersections with Brahma"

"The brook of the Holy See, the grove"

The Wind King's heartstrings trembled, and he hurriedly interrupted the Holy King's words, saying, "Brahma is here, and we are talking about right and wrong behind our backs, and it is not good for him to know."

The holy king looked through the windshield and saw that the wind and clouds were gone, Brahma was walking towards the car with a cigarette in his mouth, humming and singing: "One touch the hand to touch the pulse twice, three touch the hand and two touch the elbow, three touch the nose and four touch the mouth, five touch the face and six touch the legs"

"The Spirit King is so shameless!" said the Saint King's face was pale, a little emotional, and he said angrily.

If he had hummed such a lewd song before, Angel would have turned a deaf ear, and her calm heart would not have set off a ripple! But now it is different, Gaia's words before, put Angel in, subconsciously regarded Brahma as her lifelong partner, she could hardly imagine that her man would be like this hanger, full of foul language, thinking about it will go crazy, and her heart cannot be calm.

As a Chinese citizen, Gaia is accustomed to the ruffian Brahma, and she doesn't care, but the Holy King can't, as a Holy See, she has instilled God's thoughts and concepts since she was a child, and she always pays attention to her own behavioral norms, as well as her words and deeds!

Brahma walked to the front of the car, opened the co-pilot's door, and saw Gaia sitting on it, he said casually: "Why don't you have any eyesight, when you see Brother Tian coming, you don't give up your position immediately, hurry up to the back!"

Wind King Gaiya glanced at Brahma, she got up and ran to the back, and heard Brahma sitting in the co-pilot closing the car door, saying: "Learn to be good in the future, can Brother Tian treat you badly?" After speaking, he flicked his fingers, and a dark gray ball of light flew in front of Gaia.

"The Wind Ghost God Slayer Sword cultivation method has been sorted out for you, let's cultivate well!" Brahma said casually.

Gaia looked at the Holy King with strange eyes and exclaimed, "Holy King, can you also pinch it?" Or did Cayde teach you the art of divination?"

Brahma felt that something was wrong, and the conversation between them was obviously a secret word, looking at the Holy King with a cold face, and asked, "What's the matter? I've been in the Chinese for a long time, and I don't play the constellations and the Five Elements Gossip anymore?"

"Brahma, can you behave normally in the future and speak well! Even if you like to joke, can you say some elegant humor, and don't be full of foul language!" The Holy King looked at Brahma with calm eyes, and said solemnly: "You have to remember that you are the head of the Ten Thousand Dao Inheritance, and you are the Heavenly Dao Inheritor!"

Brahma looked confused, his eyes full of doubt, and asked casually, "What did I say that is not elegant?"