Chapter 166. Spider Crazy Drag Racing
Okay, hurry up and put the money away, you don't need to spend money, besides, it doesn't cost much, and they all know each other, don't listen to the spider crying poor, he has money, absolutely rich, if he has no money, can he drive domineering, can he change the car to look like this bear? You don't want to think about it, Ergouzi pick up the money, Qi Tian said with a smile.
The spider heard us talking, and came over with the list that had just been paid, and said to us: You just put the money away, I really don't need you to pay for it, you and Xiaotian are playing together, don't worry about it so much, you are all children, how can there be any money, if you have money, it is also given by the family, put it away.
"Thanks, Spider. ”
"Thanks, Spider. ”
"Brother Spider, mighty and domineering. ”
Haha, okay, don't call me Brother Spider, why do I sound so awkward, I almost feel like I'm going to become a real spider, I want to climb up now when I look at the glass in the sky, if you call me again, I really crawl, the spider said with a smile on the three-inch-long short hair.
"I always feel that the spider belongs to the kind of person who is uncertain, he can't say when he starts crazy, he laughs when he is not angry, he looks like a big brother next door, if he gets angry, it seems that he wants to eat people. ”
"But this kind of person is very suitable for playing society, I will laugh with you when I should laugh, I am not ambiguous at all when I should do it, I will take out a knife and stab you, without blinking my eyes, the first two sentences may be good to say soft words, I look afraid of you, and the last two sentences are unhappy and stab you directly, no defense at all, you don't have a headache when you look at such a person?"
I don't think there is a big deal with your little brothers, I'll send you back, I have long heard that Xiaotian led a few little brothers out to live, so Xiaotian, do you go home today?
"Forget it, I'm not going back, I know he'll definitely "miss me", but I'm going home like this now, the old man in my house can't clean me up, and he should take out his collector's whip and dip it in cold water to whip me, I'm afraid, Qi Tian shook his head. ”
"You brothers and sisters, it's really interesting, you see that Xiao Dan is going to be spoiled by the boss, and when he has nothing to do, he runs to the hall, and he pretends to be a waiter, he will kill the old man, as long as he goes to the hall, he will definitely cause trouble, the boss throws out no less than ten young men, all of them are teasing Xiao Dan, and every time she pushes me out, which makes the boss clean up for me, I am going to collapse;"
As far as my sister's temper is concerned, who can fix her, Brother Spider, the next time she goes to the club, you look at her, you take her to play, don't let her play by herself, after all, a little girl, if something happens, what can be done, if he has something, we will definitely have to run to the road in briefs and pout.
"You can pull it down, okay, you know what your sister's temper is, can I fix it, I went last night, she wanted to play the role of the wine girl, so I stopped a little, this guy cleaned me up, you look at my arm, said that the spider rolled up his sleeve and showed us. ”
"Holy."
"Do it like this.."
"It looks like it's spotting..."
I looked at it, my God, is this still an arm, it seems to be sugar cane, the spider's arm is all blue and purple, and what is even more terrifying is that some places are black, and we are all confused, this is too ruthless, is this a dumpling, so hard to pinch.
Qi Tian glanced at it, and the corners of his mouth twitched, this is indeed my sister's handwriting, these two black marks should be pinched by my sister with pliers, this strength, what a sense of déjà vu in this position, Brother Spider, I can understand you, Qi Tian said quite sympathetically. ”
"Hey" said what sympathy is not sympathetic, they are all their own sisters, if they are bullied, they will be bullied, the spider put down his sleeves indifferently, and then turned to us and said: You little brothers are all right, so let's send you back now, I have to go back to the hall, and there are a lot of things.
Hehe, a lot of things? Someone must be hooking you there, Qi Tian smiled kindly, let's just take a taxi back by ourselves, you three hurry back, don't let people wait in a hurry.
"Pull the calf, how can anyone hook it, the night has been chaotic recently, the two cattle were sent to the field by the boss, and now there are a few of us old people watching the hall, those old people don't necessarily go to the lamp, those security guards can't hold it at all, hurry up, don't ink, it's a matter of oil." ”
"Okay, then I'll trouble my spider brother again," Qi Tian said through gritted teeth. ”
Trouble poop, when did you become so poor, go, go downstairs, this time is just right for you to float on the road, show you my driving skills, the spider smiled and glanced at his watch, and then walked downstairs with his arm around Qi Tian's shoulder.
After getting out of the car, we got into this improved version of the domineering again, the spider turned on the high beams, pressed the horn and shot out with a foot on the accelerator, just ran out for a few minutes, I saw a black sports car "whoosh" copied from the spider car at once, more than it was not counted, still dangling in front, changing lanes back and forth, swaying, as if drinking too much, and dripping several times the horn, but also with rhythm, it seems to be provoking something.
Who is the spider? That's a notoriously ruthless person, can bear this grievance, his face sank, put a cigarette in his mouth, took two puffs and threw it out of the window, and then put a DJ version of "Run", and then took out a pair of toad glasses from his hand and put them on, looking at us a little blindfolded, why did the whole toad mirror be brought on in the middle of the night, how much impact is the sight, not daytime!!
"I'm grass, hurry up, don't throw you out, the two young men shouted almost in unison, and then slammed the car door. ”
We were a little stunned, I felt that the car was like a cannonball rushing forward, I glanced at the spider, and jumped directly from the second gear to the fifth gear, and the accelerator stepped directly to the end, "boom", the car made a "bang" sound, and the car quickly ran out.
We lay in the car with a "bang", and now I know why the two young people let us hold the car door, it was a bit too sudden, and I was not psychologically prepared at all.
"I'm grass, I'm grass, I'm grass, Li Yuan opened his mouth and shouted three times in a row. ”
"You and I have a few handfuls of grass, hurry up, throw you out of the car door in a while, Zhang Qi stubbornly dragged the car door on the side into it and kicked Li Yuan. ”
Look, there is smoke in the back of the car, Li Yuan shouted, we looked back, it was really ah, "whirring" black smoke, and I vaguely smelled a burning smell.
I glanced at the position of the gear handle, Nima, it was smoking, and there was a spark, the spider didn't seem to know, and was still pushing the gear handle crazily, I hurriedly spat two mouthfuls of spit, I was really afraid that suddenly the car would get up by itself, I haven't lived enough, I'm still young.
"I'm fucking you, your little broken car is really fast, the spider scolded and stepped on the accelerator hard, I estimate that the throttle line at this time is about to break, the small sports car in front may look at the overbearing car behind a little scary, after all, this car is scary for anyone to look at, the back is whirring black smoke, and the speed is speeding up, the distance between the small sports car and the domineering car is always fifty meters. ”
The spider in the car screamed angrily, slamming the steering wheel, and suddenly the spider forced, and the steering wheel was stiffly slammed, and the spider was still shaking the steering wheel, looking at the spider's crazy appearance, we were scared to scream!!
"Big....big brother, the steering wheel fell off, and you slammed it off, and the young man who was squatting on the co-pilot yelled at the spider loudly. ”
"What do you want, I don't want it, I don't want anything now, don't you see I'm racing?" the spider said with a cross-eyeball, not noticing that the steering wheel had been knocked off by herself. ”
"Big brother, it's not about whether you want it or not, I mean you lost the steering wheel, and you took it off, the young man leaned into the spider's ear and shouted loudly. ”
"Grass Special" What a few broken cars, so unsturdy, tomorrow to find the person who sold my car, I won't kick the basket for him, the spider glanced at the steering wheel that was taken down by himself and scolded, and then threw the steering wheel directly to the back.
"Oops, it hurts me so much, I touched my head in a daze, glanced at the steering wheel that fell in front of me, I grass, the steering wheel, where did it come from, I glanced forward in a daze, "Mom" A confidant collapsed, and shouted that I don't want to die...."
"Brother Spider, what are you playing, the steering wheel is down, you are going back, what are you doing behind you, you don't want to live we still want to live, I haven't lived enough, Qi Tian shouted at the spider. ”
Grass, what's noisy, isn't it just a steering wheel, what can this be, you can't drive without a steering wheel, the spider very calmly picked up a wrench and screwed it on the pole of the steering wheel, maybe there is no steering wheel, the car is also strong, and the speed has been raised;
The spider turned on the double flash, frantically pressed the horn, stepped on the accelerator with a "buzz" sound, the car rushed out, instantly overtook the small sports car in front, and then twisted it to the right, driving directly to the front of the small sports car, and then braked sharply, "squeak", and the tire and the cement road made a piercing friction sound............