Chapter 1215: Lao Tzu has a new car

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The first battle of the "Mecha Divine Fighting Alliance" ended with the "Blind Swordsman" defeating the "Sword and Shield Divine Soldier", and the curtain came to an end before five o'clock in the afternoon.

The whole game lasted no more than twenty minutes in total, excluding the time for the blind swordsman to play handsome, and the time for the real battle was maybe only about ten minutes.

But it is this ten-minute video that has blown up the entire Internet, almost everyone, talking about blind swordsmen, and mourning sword and shield warriors, approaching the peak of getting off work, many cities have appeared "Ten Thousand Empty Alleys" pictures.

Because the broadcast did not stop, after the battle, Bear Child Technology and the audience at the scene held a funeral for the "Sword and Shield Divine Soldier" who was blown up, and the broken shield, broken arm, and leg were all collected and placed together in the desert, lying on the wilderness, like a general who died in battle.

Fans have laid flowers to mourn the loss of a generation of god of war.

Even in the squares of many big cities, in front of the big screen where the battle scenes were broadcast, there were many flowers that fans spontaneously offered.

As the first generation of the first and the world's first mecha soldier, the Sword and Shield Warrior actually has a very wide range of fans, it is on a small island in the South Pacific, the heroic deeds of facing the white bird are still vivid, and now, it has become the front wave pushed to death on the beach by the back waves.

If the crockpot is not broken from the well, the general will inevitably die in battle.

In addition to mourning the disappearance of a generation of myths, I don't know how many people scolded the bear children for being a loser, even if the first generation of mecha gods is not eye-catching, but they can still beat all the mecha gods in the world except for blind swordsmen, don't give it to me, I don't dislike the sword and shield gods are weak!

Before the battle began, countless military experts had demonstrated how effective these two mecha gods were, and they were discussing an ultimate question.

That is, can a big robot like a mecha really only be used for entertainment? Is it really just a big toy? Can they be used in actual combat?

Today, the battle between the two mecha gods and the combat effectiveness shown is really terrifying.

Calling this battle an exhibition game, a competition, erases its horror to some extent, and makes people look at its combat effectiveness from an unrealistic, more magical, and more gamified perspective.

Viewers who are accustomed to all kinds of games and all kinds of special effects may ignore the real horror of it.

But if you look at it from the eyes of military fans and military experts, there is no doubt that the actual combat ability of the mecha god soldier is very strong, very strong!

Military fans are not as rigorous as military experts, and they lay out a simple equation.

Shiratori is the most advanced aircraft in the United States, and with the strength of the United States, I am afraid that it will not be able to intercept Shiratori's attack.

The sword and shield divine soldier can reimburse the white bird without damage, and it can probably be seen that a sword and shield divine soldier can fight two white birds.

A blind swordsman can kill a sword and shield god soldier without damage, and a blind swordsman can also fight at least two sword and shield god soldiers.

From this point of view, the Blind Swordsman was able to sling four US Air Forces.

But it soon became clear that it wasn't.

Because Yuan Zewen's flying skills are too scummy, one white bird is estimated to be able to kill several blind swordsmen......

Well, this is actually not a rigorous comparison of combat effectiveness, it is just a joke used to hack Yuan Zewen's scummy flying ability, but whether it is a fan of the "Sword and Shield Divine Soldier" or a fan of the "Blind Swordsman", they are all happy to use this joke to black Yuan Zewen's flying ability.

Who made him so handsome? Acting handsome must also be in accordance with the Basic Law!

Look at Uncle Yong, how pitiful!

Chen Yong on the screen took off his power exoskeleton, wore clothes similar to an Air Force flight suit, took off his hat, and silently saluted his old buddy.

The lonely figure in the sunset looks particularly bleak, even if it is a die-hard fan of Yuan Zewen, they all feel compassion.

A reporter from the science and technology channel, relying on his own bear child science and technology relationship, seized the opportunity to interview on the spot, after Chen Yong mourned, they came up and said: "Pilot, at this moment, you must have a lot of emotion in your heart, can you share with us the most precious memories you have experienced with the sword and shield soldiers?"

Chen Yong raised his head, looked at the camera, and sighed: "Actually, my old buddy and I have really experienced a lot, and it has suffered a lot with me......"

"For example?" The reporter of the science and technology channel wants to make a cameo appearance in a program like art life at this time, to be a little sensational.

"For example, once, in the middle of the night, Mr. Nan suddenly wanted to eat volcanic grilled steak, I couldn't help it, so I drove the sword and shield in the middle of the night, and took Mr. Nan to Didicas Island to grill steak, but everyone heard that they were going to eat steak in the middle of the night, and they all had to go, and finally my arms were full of people!

The reporter looked confused, as if he had heard a lot of gossip?

Is this the truth about the birth of the original three generations of bones?

"I remember another time, that is, before the moon landing, the bear children suddenly wanted to eat Brother Space's kebabs, in the middle of the night, I had to buy it, I drove the old guy out, at that time Brother Space was still in Chaunce, there was no place around the mecha god soldier at all, I had an idea, put the mecha god soldier in front of a movie theater, when I came back, several people thought it was Transformers came to engage in propaganda again, take pictures there, I thought to myself how I have to cooperate with people taking pictures, who thought that just put a pose, people were scared away……”

The reporter didn't want to go on.

Shouldn't you say something sentimental?

"You say sentimental? Why should I be sentimental? The condolences just now were just a show in line with the alliance's arrangement, and the sword and shield divine soldiers are not human, they will die if they break down, and now they can be used as trainers when they are pulled back for repair, and don't you know? I'm getting a new car! Have you ever seen anyone unhappy with a new car?"

Reporter: "What?"

"That's it!" Chen Yong threw the helmet in his hand, turned around and ran.

The reporter turned to face the camera, desperately trying to remedy the interview disaster just now: "Well, ladies and gentlemen, just now we interviewed Chen Yong, the driver of the Sword and Shield Divine Soldier, although Pilots Chen is very open-minded, but it is not difficult for us to see that there is grief hidden in his heart......"

Behind him, in the corner of the picture, Chen Yong quickly ran to a huge container, got in, and in less than two seconds, a mecha god soldier with a complex pattern shining all over his body stood up.

The mecha god soldier turned around, threw away the double sword, and pulled out a huge cannon barrel from the container, pointing at the blind swordsman standing opposite: "You stinky boy, don't run!

"Boom!" A thick beam of light shot directly at the blind swordsman, and the blind swordsman took the sword sideways, but there was a miserable scream, and the big sword in his hand suddenly evaporated in half, and a deep trench spread into the endless distance......

"Brother Yong, you cheat, you don't need a hot weapon ...... you say"

"Damn, Lao Tzu is the Air Force, whose Air Force uses a sword! Just now, for the sake of the show, I have put up with you for a long time! You give me death!"

"Oops...... I don't dare anymore! Spare my life!

"Boom!"

It is said that after today, military experts from various families have begun to study the tactics of mecha magic soldiers and modern armies to cooperate in combat.